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baycitystygian · 4 months ago

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I have covid what the FUCK

#I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A LITTLE COLD #FUCK MY LIFE #IT CAME ON AND DIDNT ESCALATE SO I WAS LIKE OH COOL ILL BE DONE WITH THIS IN A FEW DAYS #AND THE BIGGEST JOKE OF IT ALL IS THAT I AM GENUINELY FEELING LIKE ITS GOING AWAY NOW #BUT THEN MY SENSE OF SMELL HAD TO START GOING ON ME AND I DECIDED TO TAKE A TEST #AND OOP! THERE IT IS!!!!!!!#NO BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR ME I GUESS #I LITERALLY NUKED BOTH MY BIRTHDAY AND MY SISTERS BIRTHDAY CAUSE WE WERE BOTH SICK BACK IN DECEMBER #AND NOW A WEEK BEFORE MY BIRTHDAY I HAVE COVIDDDDDDDDDDD #the universe is laughing cruelly at my continual sitcom-level suffering #so now my heavily pregnant sister has it and my partner probably has it too and now he's mad about it and I feel so guilty #but I literally had no reason to think it wasn't a mild cold!!! I also had literally only one test at home so I didn't want to waste it #I've been rationing those suckers out cause WHY ARE THEY SO PRICEY #WHY. WHY. ITS BEEN FIVE YEARS. WHY.

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todaysrat · 4 months ago

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Take him and his bald head or don't take him at all.

Julien Bailey I see you saying he has a high taper fade... you're on the list buddy...

#outlast trials #the outlast trials #leland coyle #leland coyles big bald head #bald men #big bald man #my favourite non issue #this keeps me up at night #im not talking abt pre murkoff coyle thats not my territory #this post is a joke if you like him with hair... you do you... i guess... you aren't invited to my birthday party though ngl

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spooky-activity · 18 days ago

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Gathering information and evidence...

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New meme format under the cut:

#my art #honkai star rail #werewolf au #hsr himeko #hsr kafka #hsr stelle #hsr firefly #I keep saying i'm not gonna do anymore backgrounds #then i go and ask my scientist friend to give me reference pics of her lab #and draw a lab #just for the lulz i guess alksjdflskjf #that's not the reason for the delay tho it was my birthday last week #i was partying soooo hard (playing AC shadows and taking lots of naps)

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octovilez · 3 months ago

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The Bright siblings celebrate their birthday as if there isn't a threat following them that's abt to doom them for ever

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btslittlecorner · 2 months ago

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Hi. I'm Moni and it's my birthday today 👉🏻👈🏻

#92 liner here I'm 33 if you're curious #personal #I don't remember the last time I had a birthday party tbh #that's the perk of being an introvert I guess 😅#anyway I'm very happy and I'll celebrate it with my family #And with books lol I have to study all weekend for 2 final exams next week #So yes happy birthday to me ✨

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reallyhardy · 2 years ago

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so behind the moon and beyond the sun,

step by step, where the road may run

happy trails to the lord of the rings: a musical tale at the watermill theatre, july - october, 2023.

#the lord of the rings: a musical tale #LOTR musical #lord of the rings musical #theatreedit #LOTRedit #this is. every show clip :') from the video with audience vox pops #technically i guess there's the whatsonstage footage from the birthday party/outdoor scenes i've giffed that too #gifs by me #anyway today's the last day hobbits will be in the shire! im devastated lads #haven't felt this way since spongebob closed on broadway 🤣🤣🤣

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emioliravioli · 6 months ago

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umm rate the birthday invitation i guess???? my mom really wanted me to draw something, so i just.... did this lol

#censored for obvious reasons #y'all don't get to know my real name or where i live #even though it's really easy to guess-#but yeah #my mom was weirdly insistent that i draw something #i don't really show anyone irl my art so uh #that's probably why #also absolutely HATE how knuckles looks #i never draw him because i struggle with his forehead </3 #had to make shadow's inner ears (?) light bc i am NOT telling my family abt my headcanons #oh yeah i don't show anyone my stuff bc so much of it is just straight up shipping #and sonic fanart is just Inherently Cringe to me #i feel like if i showed someone in real life what i draw they would just go “oh..............”#and AUGH that feels awful #bc sometimes something i like is mentioned #so i immediately start talking about it #and i can feel the “how do i get out of this conversation” vibes coming off them #wait how did i get to this #this post is abt my birthday party wtf #yapped so much to myself i had a whole topic change #ummmmm anyways #knuckles the echidna #tails the fox #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #sonic fandom #my birthday #sonic movie 3 #i guess??#ravioliart

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vee-is-a-clown · 7 months ago

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Happy birthday, Keith!

#I love experimenting with Keith's galra features #Lance definitely made him wear the hat and the pin #I keep putting Keith in the same jacket and I can't stop #I accidentally made keith doing the “wait they don't love you like I love you” meme #oopsies #The L on his necklace stands for LOSER actually #POV the birthday boy greeting you at the party his bf definitely forced him to have #Drawing this reminded me why I don't sketch on my phone #voltron #keith voltron #vld keith #keith kogane #klance #vld lance #art #keith art #voltron art #vld art #vld fanart #I can't stop making Keith's hair geometric #Someone please give me ideas for Keith's emo shirts because I cannot keep doing this #I look up “emo shirts” and it's like “leave me alone” in fucking comic sans #Not me queueing this literally 1 day in advance #October is too much #They're too much stuff to do in October #I'm posting my Halloween art and then descending back into terrible burnout for several months m #my Halloween art is a redraw this year #I bet y'all can't guess what the redraw is

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imaginryfriend · 2 years ago

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razzmatazz turns 3! (october 23, 2023)

#idkhow #idkhbtfm #i dont know how but they found me #dallon weekes #search party #razzmatazz #my art #happy 3rd birthday razzmatazz i love you so much #very convenient 4 music videos to draw from to fit the four stripes #very appreciative of idkhow's presence in my life for the last ... 6? years? since before mdc came out even i guess #i disappeared frm the internet for a while but its fun to make content again and do stuff in a community again

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drtrinitysantos · 6 months ago

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the thing about birthday depression is that birthdays are. fundamentally. the #1 day to be happy that you're alive. Which is hard to do yourself if you're not actually happy to be alive and also the people around you can't win because if they forget (or don't acknowledge it) that feels like evidence that nobody else is happy you're alive either but if they DO try to celebrate it makes you feel guilty for not matching the vibe

#sad! but oh well there are other days (364.3 of them)#there's also the fact for me personally that my birthday is in may which is one of the busiest times in the academic year #and meant i always got shafted in school because there was some of kind of extracurricular event or exams on or around it #one year my chorus concert and my brother's football awards dinner were both on my birthday #and you'll never guess which one our parents went to!#also i straight up did not have friends until i was in high school so I stopped having parties after kindergarten #but that's not what we're talking about right now #like. i hate it. it makes me want to appropriate jehovah's witness culture.

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lalalenii · 3 months ago

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#okay so #background: my family lives like 500 km from me #a few weeks ago my mom said she'll come up for my birthday party which at first i wasn't too thrilled about #but mostly bc i always stress myself and i feel like i have to take care of them #today my sister called and said she is changing work places so she unexpectedly has a few vacation days #and she wants to come too so i was like yea cool #and my parents are always like “ugh your mom/dad doesn't want to go on vacation with me anyway”#and my mom and my sister technically invited themselves #so i was like ok i dont want my dad to feel left out even though he could also like initiate it and say yo my daughter is turning 30 #and i've actually haven't seen her apartment #or have visited her in 6 years #and he can be a lil socially awkward so i was like ok I'll invite him #or at least tell him he's welcome #so i did that and he was like 'yea thanks but I'm not coming :)'#which is. obviously fine i guess but yeah #makes me feel real loved #also i specifically called him and after that one minute conversation #he was like 'yea ur moms here too i'll give her to you bye'#thanks i guess #lenis life

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opticsel · 1 year ago

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crazy to think that people my age want to have sex… and that many of them have had sex before… and that they are actively seeking out people to have sex with….. and that they talk about sex with their other sex-having friends……. couldn’t be me but y’all have fun tho! stay safe out there and stuff

#idk i just don’t think about having sex with specific people. mostly i think about it as a concept i guess #i think it could be a very positive experience with the right person/people #and if someone trusted me enough to share that level of vulnerability with them i would be beyond honored #but y’all just met 8 hours ago!#how do you already trust each other that much!!#and that’s not slutshaming or whatever i just really do not understand #like i still don’t know exactly what i am but it’s definitely some flavor of #asexual #same goes for drinking/drugs tbh #like you wanna go ingest mind altering substances in a loud environment with flashing lights and strangers?#have fun or whatever ill be Literally Anywhere Else. call if you need a dd #this thought prompted by me finding a ‘fuck marry kill: actors edition’ card game on the shelf downstairs #and asking my mom why it was there #and her replying ‘well i got it cause it looked fun and i figured you could take it to (friend)’s birthday party’#and i was like why would i want to do that?? and then i remembered #ace chats

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darcyolsson · 10 months ago

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found a website that lets you send flowers I the mail for quite cheap and i've truly gone mad with power. i feel like sending your friends a little bouquet in the mail is such a lost art but each of my friends is always so surprised and delighted when they receive one<3 i love it so much if I could attach a letter sprayed with my perfume I would

#sent my friend flowers bc her birthday is tomorrow and i cant attend the party teehee i cant wait for her to get them #idk if its just me but i normally only ever get flowers when a company messes up or out of sympathy for an illness/death/etc #i guess bc you usually show up in person if something happy is happening. and you would bring the bouquet yourself #not sure. anyway. sending my loved ones flowers whenever something good is happening but i cant be there from now on!#personal

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joenhead · 1 year ago

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Just a thought I had while cleaning but realistically would anyone know Sol’s birthday? Like. Since he’s a clone and all. Like imagine the weird situation with that right?

Sorry my memory for the beginning of campaign three is hazy and maybe I’m being dumb but like. He wouldn’t. Know his birthday. Right? MAYBE He would consider his birthday the day he and Albin met? Maybe he celebrated alongside Albin’s birthday? Maybe he wasn’t celebrated at all?

If he and Swag got the chance to talk then would he consider Swags birthday to be his birthday as well? Maybe he hasn’t even thought about the fact he doesn’t really know or have a birthday. Maybe he only realizes once Callie and Calder start talking about their own birthdays? If something about a Sol birthday is mentioned in canon then unmm ignore this post pretend you never read it but regardless I think it’s fun to think of the duck team scenarios that spawn from that.

#not another dnd podcast #naddpod #naddpod campaign 3 #sol bufo #calliope petrichor #calder kilde #albin pembroke #like idk wouldnt it be cute if duck team finds out he doesnt have like a birthday birthday #and then just throw him a surprise party #listen because sol is my favorite i HAVE to make sol angst its the LAW #if anything i talk about was easily explained in canon and i just dont remember then. shame on me i guess #if im deadly wrong maybe ill crawl into a hole and never post again. thats just how the cookie crumbles

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crazymecjc · 2 years ago

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I love you. I’m glad I exist.

#pandora hearts #oof my art i guess #xerxes break #reim lunettes #sharon rainsworth #A BIG BELATED HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO XERXES BREAK #U MAKE ME SO SO SAD KING #really wanted to draw the happy ending that Could Have Been if pandora hearts didn’t exist purely to fill me with sorrow and anguish #you can tell I reread 92 last night lmaooooo #something about break realizing how important his bonds with others are and wishing them happiness as his last thoughts really got to me idk #he’s just SUCH a fantastic character and he deserves the happiest of birthdays #was gonna give emily a party hat but decided it didn’t fit the vibes :((#gonna dress her up in silly outfits eventually it’s ok

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moinsbienquekaworu · 9 months ago

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Devastating news: my brother is a normal person. It doesn't run in the family, I'm just a weird freak for no reason

#i'm exaggerating but not that much. my parents are like that because they're in their 50s. they were young adults once #okay so my brother. 18 years of age. just started his fancy higher studies in maths. tiny baby goatee he's not shaving.#went to a friend's week long birthday party in a house in the countryside #made out with a girl there?? apparently???#started drinking alcohol. and has now been going out longer and more frequently and sleeping at other people's places #and bestie. let me tell you. i was never doing any of that shit. in fact i am not doing any of that still and i'm a few years older #i don't go out much. i have like four or five friends at all times tops. i certainly don't come back late or god forbid sleep over #never drunk alcohol (don't want to. i could! i just don't. i'm the sober idiot in the corner when everyone else is drunk)#never kissed anyone or had a partner or anything of the sort #he decided to sleep over at midnight?? with zero preparation??#buddy it would have to be pouring acid rain for me to have an unplanned sleepover #without my toothbrush? my pyjama? my phone charger? my plushies? possibly my own pillow/blanket? be for real #my brother is a normal teenager/young adults with a social life and no weird hangup about romance and alcohol and spontaneity #and i'm some kind of freak i guess. having a normal time #older sister girlfailure forever i suppose. how the fuck do i feel like my younger brother is cooler and more normal than me???#i don't even want to be like that i like myself i thought i left all this stupid unfounded insecurity behind with school!!#arghhhhhh #wow i have a ramble tag now

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