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#NO TF HE DONT‼️‼️ 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
incorrect-jujutsu · 4 months
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jjk as my friends driving
gojo: *hits the curb*
geto: im about to jump out the damn car
gojo: NO I CAN DRIVE I SWEAR
nanami: is this not the 5th curb youve hit?
haibara: PLEASE just let shoko drive
shoko: let me drive or i make you crash the car
gojo: just because you said that im going to crash the car into the nearest tree
nanami: please god let me up out this car
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*yuta slams the brakes, making him maki and toge jerk forward*
toge: *intense glaring*
yuta: IM SORRY
maki: your heavy ass feet bro get out the car
yuta: it wasnt THAT bad
toge: youve done this at every light and stop sign
maki: and everytime you do toge is inches away from flying out the damn windshield
yuta: HE HAS A SEATBELT ON BRO HE HAS PROTECTION
maki: aint that what that one kid said about carter before he went flying off his bike
yuta: THATS NOT THE SAME THING
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megumi: nobara thats a red light
nobara: *keeps driving*
megumi: nobara-
itadori: GIRL THE FUCKING LIGHT
nobara: I DONT GIVE THREE FUCKS TWO DAMNS OR A RATS ASS WE RUNNING A LIGHT TONIGHT
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