#Nami: GOD. Men. Smh
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Usopp being the best wingman ever and being like "You know Luffy Sanji really isn't a big fan of bugs. We can TOTALLY use that to our advantage"
Ten minutes later Luffy's got Sanji in his arms clinging to him like a koala scared out of his MIND bc he saw a spider in the kitchen (conveniently placed there by Usopp) and Luffy looks over Sanji's shoulder to see Usopp hiding behind the mast giving him a thumbs up like this

#Listen I may not like HTTYD 3 but the scene where Hiccup wingmans Toothless from the bushes is SO iconic#Usopp would do the same thing#(And Sanji 100% took advantage and ran straight to Luffy too. Usopp is also wingmanning for him. LMAO)#But honestly same Sanji I too am terrified of bugs and spiders#Sanji: Spider spider SPIDER SPIDERSPIDER LUFFY HELP HELP HELP H E L P#Luffy with his arms wide open: :DDDDDDD#Usopp watching from behind the mast: :DDDDDD#Later Nami chews them out bc using scare tactics to get them closer together is NOT cool#Nami: Next time just give him flowers or something!!#Nami: GOD. Men. Smh#Sanlu#Lusan#One Piece#Luffy#Sanji#Usopp#Shima speaks
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Windbreaker ep 2 reaction
Aww he's part of the town its so adorable 😊
HES ONE OF THEM HOORAY ONE OF THOSE FURIN 🎉 BOYS
That looks so good WTF food should not look that good
baby you tripped into my heart literally another baby girl to add on to the list
This show is funny i wish more shows like this *cough* *cough* were this funny
See this is what i mean he should get some kind of social media people will just look at him and go oh poor guy must be stressed out or wow coloured hair or wow you have good genes
Ok maybe not this much
Sakura how can you talk about my boy nerei like that.
LAME LAME HOW DARE YOU SMH WHAT IS THIS BEHAVIOUR SAKURA
what colour is coffee uhhh coffee coloured so true girl
baby pls is that the only thing on your mind dont you need a nami to your zoro dont you need a pinkie to your raiinbow dash like without someone you'll trip and fall bankrupt or die of boredom
you talk of yourself like youre a mass murdered or something god why are the boys like this
THIS IS SO FUNNY
YOU TELL HER GIRL
god i want to be this cool wtf ok guys im training my back muscles i will update you in like 70 years
hes so sad aww poor guy
youre not you're really not, ive never understood why characters needed to be op in shows like this, this was one of the reasons i like tokyo revengers but then the plot got too convoluted for me to keep up but yeah if you have homies to back you up why be so into fighting just chill man.
Ok so im glad this showed her being nice cuz a lot of the times it just doesnt and that pisses me off.
SAKURA HE LIKES YOU HE THINKS YOU ARE COOL
uhh no i personally do not.
HE GOT A FRIEND A
F R I E N D S we're just friends so dont go looking at me with those yeah back to this
GOLDEN RETRIEVER X BLACK CAT
CLASSMATES also nerei's voice sounds so familiar anyone knows who this is
ok sakura is an idiot and nerei is the one going to go bald, god i love these characters who might not be the strongest physically but have the most sense.
YOO GUYS WE GOT LEONARDO DI CAPRIO IN HERE. yeah bro and im lionel messi
You have one that could seal my physics marks away
THEY BOTH ARE SO ADORABLE SCREAMS
ONG HES SO GENDER WTF WTF GOD I HATE MEN i lied i want him
He looks like a loser and i say this in the most affectionate way possible.
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SERIOUS GAMERS! — one piece as genshin players
luffy is an ar 43 childe main
childe main luffy !!! mayhem !!! maniac !!! cannot use bow mode for shit!
basically explores his overworld like crazy ... has 100% exploration on dragonspine because he said fuck sheer cold we die like real men :D aka a 100 times until he realises .... fire .... fire good
does not use healers. what are they. whats this wack 1000+ hp increase. is it free? do the game gods suddenly like him?
can't build characters asks law for help who fucking busts a blood vessel seeing all the 5 stars hes sacrificed on shitty artifacts (DEF% circlet on diluc, cries real tears)
has bad luck on pulls though its crazy
he doesnt even save primos,,,,
ust pulls and didnt know about losing the 50/50 he'd just be happy either ways
"haha look a character!"
THIS IS YOUR 5TH QIQI BRO
also randomly joins worlds and steals stuff . he has no etiquette Smh
does not do abyss or if he does its just a headache he has no idea he doesnt read the opponents info he has no team synergy he is just random bullshitting go in this sanji is an ar60 yae main
has raised all thee waifus but he has a thing for being humiliated by women so ... yeah .. yae
yae defender since day #1 !! he has fought whole wars for her on twitter when people were saying her kit is shit ... he started not one but 3 fan accounts
his team is basically yae, raiden, jean and lisa (whos going to tell this man theyre all girlfriends)
is now getting ready to ascend to the title of no.1 yelan main in the whole wide world .. is sacrificing his sanity to give her 300% crit damage
like luffy he does not give a fuck about the storyline, just plays for the characters (ahem.... ladies .... is also subtly growing on ayato)
hes also a big whale. does that surprise anyone? no?
r5 donut c6 kokomi and is trying to get her to deal big damage #RoadTo100K
skips dialogue
tries to cook some ingame dishes, his almond tofu and sweet madame are actually kind of good! robin and nami have benefitted from this one
zoro is an ar56 ayaka main
got into the game because luffy and sanji were heavily into it and he's fallen into a deep whirpool of genshin ayaka impact
does not give a fuck about the story + dialogue
initially played it for funsies but as soon as he saw ayaka Goddamn
compares sword styles with her secretly its so Cute
has raised her shes insane crazy 500k when he coops people clap they scream they shout
too bad shes the only built character he does not give a fuck about anyone else
ayato came and hes building him also but everyone else is irrelevant. THIS IS AYAKAS WORLD!
does not like traveller since hes not interested in ayaka
wants to punch the shit out of him
generally annoys him
keeps on whining about how traveller uses a shitty ass blade, how ayakas much better than him etc etc.
takes boss fights very Seriously is very Good at them also
does not know how hes gotten to ar 56 but will #grind until shes c6 (hes f2p and benefitted GREATLY during the ayaka banner)
ace is an ar60 eula main
whale whale whale whale
needs to touch grass hes spent his LIFE INSURANCE MONEY on this game
loves everything about it
follows the story, loves the characters, worldbuilding everything
surprisingly dedicated a lot of braincells to it! built his characters fr
he streams it also does stupid challenges n shit, ie. i die i roll
it's him and his eula against the world! he loves a woman that can kick serious ass
very fun to coop with. will go to heart island with you. will carry you.
36 stars spiral abyss like bro is full mental illnessing it he wants the primos even though he can go to the shop and basically go batshit
his luck is very bad though like he has NEVER gotten a character before 60 pity
his c6 mona speaks for herself! and so does c6 keqing!
would have mained childe but heart of depth domain sucks 4 years out of his lifespan per run (1 like = 1 decent crit piece for ace)
has hit 1mil with eula . but at what cost?
law is an ar57 xiao main
im sorry he instantly connected with him
the emo fatherlessness is universal
basically built the entire team around xiao, eg. xiao/jean/albedo/zhongli
also admires zhongli and would have mained him but he saw emo boy first
has primordial and him at c1 but he has never paid, he's not that deep in yet
just has decent luck and saves pragmatically
like luffy he has his evil moments and steals stuff from players (has gotten threats of doxxing/being cussed out)
but other than that his genshin routine is doing dailies, event and then hes out!
follows lore actively though, finds the various cross cultural references very fun
would probably pull for baizhu if he becomes playable

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