i am expecting eggnogmaxxed gains this december. do NOT disappoint me
I̵̡͗̈́ ̸͎̖̚T̸̟͇̂ ̵̠̀́̅ ̸̝́̈̽ ̷͎̎ ̷͔͛͠ ̵̡̲̂͆ͅB̸͓̈́̿̾ ̷̢̟͆̍̄E̷̱͂́̆ ̴͎̞̬̌̇͆G̶̥̙͐ ̵͖͈̑͝Í̵̧̞ ̵̮̲͂͘͜N̸̡̠̦̈̀̏ ̸̺̫͉̐͋̇S̵̘̾̆ͅ
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Dubious superpowers. Pick one.
A. Sleep like a cuckoo bee. Simply bite on to a branch or parapet of a building & get a solid seven hours in all weather & conditions.
B. Live on nectar. Feel fully energized & get excellent nutrition on a diet of nothing but sugared drinks.
C. Diapause your life. Slow down aging, & metabolism at will during the winter months. You could sleep for days & eat very little with no ill effects.
D. Powerful sting. Sting people you don't like. Boy will it hurt 'em!
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Not a full sponsorship (yet👀) but the Irn Bru team were handing these out in Edinburgh today, gonna do a taste test on stream later💙
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going to get new gel pens i rly hope they have pretty colors
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They missed a great merch opportunity with bottled Elvis sweat. I would proudly wear a vial of it wrapped around my widdle neck.
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I'm calling this Armored Core, The Bru must get thru
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i get wild, fucking crazy
like the color blue
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