#No Laugh Newsroom

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sam and brennan’s greatest weaknesses (respectively)

(transcript under the cut)

[transcript:

Clip 1:

Elaine: It’s possible this is my new favorite bird!

Sam: I agree. Before, my favorite birds were... [pauses]

Elaine: What?

Sam: Fuck me.

Elaine: [Laughs]

Sam: Um, bluejay. A robin. A cardinal. A flamingo... [pauses] Dinosaurs were technically birds. A pterodactyl—

Brennan: Sorry, dinosaurs were technically birds?!

Sam: I was just listening to an NPR story about this, Brennan.

Brennan: I believe that you mean birds were technically dinosaurs. Not all dinosaurs, were birds!

Elaine: He has a point.

Sam: Oh god in heaven, I don’t know if I know five more birds.

Clip 2:

Carolyn: Woody Harrelson has the vibe of someone who should have been cancelled years ago, but remains one of the rare celebrities loved by both sides of the political aisle, like Dolly Parton, The Rock, and... Kid Rock.

Brennan: That’s the opposite of these five celebrities that both the left and the right hate... Honestly, just like a list of five celebrities would be enough to really... [sigh] oh god, who’s famous? Um...

Sam: Who’s famous?

Carolyn: [Laughs]

Sam: This is like me with the birds.

Brennan: Oh, god, let’s switch. Let Sam name five famous people and I’ll name five birds. I’ll name a hundred birds!

Sam: Nobody wants your birds, Brennan!

Brennan: PLEASEEEEEEE

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[ramavoite]

I was going through old episodes and was going to gif this, but....it's just not the same without being able to hear Brennan yell, "TITTIES!" So, video.

[aroace-rizgukgak]

THE AVERAGE DROPOUT FAN: PANSEXUAL NERD WITH A TATTOO OF DRAMA MASKS AND AN ANXIETY DISORDER

[dropoutdottv]

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A new episode of Breaking News is out now on Dropout!

[itsgonnagetinspiringsoon]

Obsessed with Trapp LEAPING on the opportunity to ask Sam where he's from.

Bonus: Trapp's pleased reaction after he makes his little joke.

[anakinnaberrie]

[confetticutey]

Ally Beardsley: the basketball player of all time

[lavendervalleyexpress]

Sam Reich, in a Dropout board meeting probably: and this is the episode of Breaking News where we embarrass Grant because he forgot the name of my Mice & Murder character

[waterberry-strawmelon]

the only correct way to watch Breaking News/No Laugh Newsroom is with headphones in a public setting where you don't want to disturb the people around you, bc suddenly you know exactly what it's like to be the dropout cast member desperately choking down laughter

[justletmeon12]

Amy not losing Breaking News is more shocking than anything on Game Changer this season.

[family-on-6]

i love dropout i love dimension 20 i love um actually i love game changer i love no laugh news i love play it by ear i love sam reich i love brennan lee mulligan i love the intrepid heroes i love the entire dropout cast i love it all i seriously cannot put into words how fucking much i love them they are all amazing and they get me through the day

that's it thanks

[ramavoite]

[sadqueerenergy]

Brian David Gilbert in Dropout America 3, my dreams of the bdg-Dropout corporate takeover are coming to fruition.

[say-hi-intrepid-heroes]

did rashawn just tell a real life story

is this a breaking news - dirty laundry crossover

[thecheshirerat]

My current life is just

Make Some Noise for breakfast (the “morning sillies” I call it)

Breaking News for lunch

Gamechanger or occasionally Play it By Ear for dinner (“dinner theater”)

And then I just kinda binge Dimension 20 in every spare moment

[cockedd20]

the way Ally beardsley looks on breaking news season 7 episode 3 🥵🥵🥵