#OHHHH IM GONNA POP OFF YALL

[vilsoo]

HALLOWEEN?!?!?!

[what-the-fuck-khr]

do it... go off legend!!

god fanon pisses me off sometimes,,, I’m glad I’ve got people encouraging me to be petty thank you

let me make it clear that naturally, fanon is fan made. do whatever you want. but these are the things I don’t like at all and it’s in the safety of my blog so if you’re not happy, simply do not interact with this post bc I will have every right to defend myself and my opinion and I run the chance of not being nice about it

FOR STARTERS ONE THAT GETS ME IS HAYATO??? that’s IT fanon Hayato is AWFUL!!!! AWFUL. he lives in Tsuna’s basement or attic or closer bc he’s got no self respect or respect for Tsuna!! he’s SO GRUMPY and angry he has no respect for ANYONE!! but also he’s a super super big tsundere or some shit uwu. shut up shut up shut up shhhhurbrhjdjdjd FUCK ginchxjs easily embarrassed isn’t tsundere shut the fuck up! and even if he IS y’all take it SO FAR sometimes I cannot!! ohmgkgodh ohhhh my god this is the first one and I’m fuckifndjd oh my god oh my god

based on the last two posts I reblogged difnfkdjis the characters I’m talking about are Takeshi, Ryohei and Hayato respectively. for fucking starters, making Takeshi and Ryohei our to be literally so incompetent at everything they do is... so infintalizing I cannot breathe oh my good god wow. they’re not fucking stupid!!!! they have their moments it’s haha funny I know I’m like “wow look at this idiot” but like also,,, so are the other boys. I say it when they do do something dumb. by it’s quite frankly a little stupid sometimes. but wodkflfkdgsij good GOD y’all make it out like they’re BABIES?? and the sassy and mean thing Hayato’s not fuckifnfjdh HES NOT SASSY HE HAS NO WITS IN ARGUMENTS HE YELLS AND FIGHTS OFJFNJDJ GOD DAMMITITJFJ

next one is Lussuria god iskdnckdn I can feel myself getting a headache thinking about fanon Lussuria fucking STOP?? that’s it don’t even look at him!! already he’s a pretty big stereotype of gay men which is. not nice. and y’all take it even fucking further y’all make me wanna die what is y’all’s problem???? I’m???? the way y’all treat him as the biggest fucking gay stereotype (and let’s be real, drag queens too) makes me want to scream. he’s a normal fucking person what is y’all’s deal omg write him like that christ almightyyyyy

,,,,,,,,, fanon Dino and Kyoya,,,,, now y’all know my gripe with these two and their nasty ship already but wowowowowowowowowowowowow. wow. what the fuck is UP with y’all making Dino a CHILD compared to Kyoya??? HES AN ADULT HELLO?? or y’all take it a step further and make Kyoya super submissive whatrjdufifuckvjfb WHAT THE FUCK,,, I’m gonna pop off on you freaks shipping it but I’ve done that enough so I’m sparing y’all for one second christ

and on GOD just.... just fucking.... fndjsjdbdksjj Mukuro will literally gut you stop makingjdhsidnd HES NOT NICE HE ISNT!!! HE ISNT NICE HES NOT IM GONNA CRY WHAT IS YALLS PROBLEM,,,

on the fucking note of the Kokuyo gang,,, I just feel like y’all treat Ken the same way y’all treat Takeshi and Ryohei except you make him excessively angry in comparison it’s nuts?? also this is just me but I hate the damn barcode joke for Chikusa I want it to die. also M.M is mean but the amount y’all hype her up to be a beast is also nuts do we even watch the same show imdngnnfodhd

ohhhhhhhhmygod oh my god back on the fucking Takeshi and Ryohei train I’m not over it like WHY DO YALL DO THAT??? MAKE THEM INTO BABIES WHO CANT DO ANYTHING???? oh no they’re not book smart guess that’s the only way to measure someone’s intelligence! I hate y’all I hate this what the fuck,,, like on god Ryohei might be ADHD coded and I’m like wow that’s so cool I love you!! and y’all make him into a big fucking yelling toddler who can’t do Anything At All and I wanna astral project. and then also y’all don’t let him interact with his sister!! what the fuck is up with that??

in general a lot of the portrayal for the Varia is off and weird but like whatever the Lussuria thing gives me a headache as it is thinking about Bel and Fran and crap makes me wanna neck

also how y’all treat the girls is no better than the actual series just say you hate women and fuck off im tired

not to goddamn MENTION Tsuna I fuckfiocndjfb ohhh my god oh my god. oh my god. y’all are somehow LUCKY he’s the one y’all fuck up the least jesus christ y’all,,, y’all stress me out to the MAX

ALSO HARU’S NOT A FUCKING IDIOT KLUTZ SHES A GYMNAST AT SCHOOL AND IS THE DAUGHTER OF A UNI PROFESSOR AND GOES TO A GOOD ALL GIRLS SCHOOL AND HAS SO MANY TALENTS SHUT UPPPPP

[palukoo]

so a couple months ago i relistened to w359 and made a 18000 word document while doing so containing iconic quotes, my reactions, feelings, et cetera. heres some highlights with varying amounts of context. (theres lowkey spoilers for the whole series btw)

""""i empathize too much""""

crazy how i still vividly remember walking outside [my old job] and to starbucks while listening to the spider ep... trauma

i mean i dont love it but it makes me feel things

GABRIEL THATS TOO ON THE NOSE

"let me have my badass space chick victory cocktail"

god like i AM team what wrong with handcuffs but I WOULD NOT HESITATE to kill hilbert for hera

the girlssss are fightinggg

THE SAD W359 MUSIC IS KILLING ME

like memoria who maxwell who jk jk

i love you renee minkowski marry me

local idiot's heart is in the right place

HARPOOOOOOONSSSS

lovelace lovelace lovelace loveLACE LOVELACE

"maybe she's some kind of clone thing" EIFFEL... this is day 1!!!

i hate these self sacrificial idiots

no no no not this music again ill cry

yall are so emotionally stunted it fucking hurts but damn if you dont care

literally how are they still alive

i want to hug her so much omg

alan rody shut the FUCK up im crying

rip zach valenti's throat

face the death reality via math

jacobi being a piece of shit

maxwell said lets kill hilbert rights

this is a kepler hate blog

minkowski thinking her emotions dont matter to the mission oh ho ho

"youre gonna straighten up" cutter they cant theyre not straight

maxwell and jacobi show up and blow up lads

"and you should really be more careful with your queen" KEPLER WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

wolf 359 stop making me stan these literally terrible people

FUNZO FUNZO FUNZO

i am caring about men tonight lads

theyre both awful sure go ahead have history

hilbert you interrupted their emotional moment they wouldve had a MOMENT

hera said im gay

ohhhh nooo interpersonal conflict makes me sad

hug minkowski rn

FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC jacobi and maxwell are iconic

minkowski how did you not kill him

how much do yall use the words "good enough" and "cant"

"are you an alien" GOD the Hints

"one of our... sexier jobs" vs "this is gonna said less sexy after that"

eiffel stop cockblocking them

y'all's choice of pronouns IS illuminating

PROTECT HERA AT ALL COSTS

aw eiffel... minkowski... communication is KEY

oh yeah THATS what the psi wave regulator is for.... SURE

hilbert read the room

JACOBI you can't just describe minkowski like that without giving me a heart attack

how many times have all these bitches almost died

SORRY ANYTHING THEY SAY I LOSE IT

oh minkowski finally flipped (VALID)

oh wait that fact isnt fun at all and im literally crying

LIKE sometimes you save someone's life at great personal risk only to kill her a little while later

minkowski cries to “back to before” from ragtime

i feel to many things about the gals here idk what to tell you i love them thats the problem

its gay and it hurts!

lovelace laughing at people who can and will kill her... hot

OH WERE STARTING LOVELACES SELF SACRIFICE ALREADY

they let lovelace say FUCK

OH WAIT NO I FORGOT ITS WORSE

THANKS FOR MURDERING ME WITH YOUR TEARY ANGRY VOICE

ouchie anyways gay or no but also gay

hilarious and sad at the same time?

MAXWELL dont be a bitch... i expect this from jacobi and honestly i actually expect this from maxwell too but i dont like it

NO NOT THIS MUSIC

BROTP BROTP BROTP

i cant say anything else im too busy crying

UGH I COULD WRITE ESSAYS ON MY THOUGHTS ABOUT THIS THE MESSAGE THE TAKEAWAY BROADLY THE PERSONAL EMOTIONAL ANGUISH THE DESIRE TO HUG HERA ITS

im mad but thank you... all of you... explain... 

stop stop stop im literally so tense gone straight from sobbing to freeze instinct

GOD I HATE ALL THESE SURVIVALS GUILT IDIOTS

OH theyre all about uncertainty... the what ifs... okay... ouch ouch ouch

give everyone awards for bolero

eris are you gay

she said gay rights and AI rights

like i know i know we been knew but goddard really is so awful

Hera stop narrating Lovelace’s ongoing existential crisis

HOW IS THIS NOT GAY (I know how it’s not gay but. Let me have this)

KEPLER stop giving Lovelace insecurities and existential crises

Team back off lovelace for the win

like not to be dramatic but her arc is beautiful

oh boy thats my girlsssss

THATS FLIRTING MINKOWSKI

god i love that concern for your gf keep it up minkowski

COMMUNICATION? WITH THIS CREW? BOLD

GOD angrey hera is great

you know hera is having the time of her life witnessing it

eiffel you just ruined their romantic moment

minkowski is gonna kill them

a much better gayer more altruistic light

WE’RE ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT COMMUNICATION

WAIT I WAS BEING CANON DAMN I THOUGHT I WAS BEING CREATIVE AND PERHAPS OOC BUT IM IN THE CLEAR I GUESS

god hera has needed to snap at eiffel for so long

i can already feel myself about to get hit with the tears... the emotions

that shit hits different renee

The implications that Goddard like destroyed global warming omfg

it’s the moral grayness babeyyy

when it hits you with minkowski's shaky sigh first thing you know its gonna hit different

MINKOWSKI i need you to. love yourself as much as i love you

GOD the mutual concern they always have for each other is touching whether or not you think its gay. i think its gay

HERA WOULD YOU ASK A COW TO NOT BE A COW

oh of COURSE they cut coms first

lovelace is man, butterfly is quote, it says "is this flirting"

jacobi i need you to chill

but jacobiiiii thats lovelaces schtick

oh eiffel... you fucking idiot who gets really lucky sometimes

this game of chicken where theyre both chickens and kepler doesnt know any of that and each of them only know half

minkowski said im an ethics teacher now

who taught minkowski empathy in high stress situations?

yeah so i stay hitting the nail on the head

“kepler SHUT UP” is what brings everyone together

this is, como se dice.... kinda gay

this statement does not bode well for that

“Maybe less talking to yourself” he says to himself

ugh, to be Pop Culture Man™️

RACHEL i love you even tho I also hate you

Rachel if you make one more hand joke I’ll lose my mind

HER NAME!!!! IS HERA!!!! And I love her!!

i have a vivid mental image of post-series eiffel doing stand up like chris fleming style 

"my crew has made it very clear through a series of looks and gestures that one more slip up and i am out, thats it, so im taking this job very seriously"

"minkowski is very overprotective in a weird, erratic way, like when your seat belt randomly locks and its like i appreciate what youre trying to do but im going 4mph in a drive way."

"so when something like this happens you have to at least consider going away for a long time and living on a cursed space station"

"you know how when maxwell and hera are talking ive never felt less needed, you know, like ‘cause you guys would be totally happy alone on a rock in the middle of a lake"

"this is the kind of body you look at and go he'd probably be ok in space without a space suit"

the whole "theater kids" video is actually him going off about minkowski

minkowski is too swole for her own good

jacobi im gonna need you to take the redemption arc more seriously

i love my crazy crazy bitches

this FUCKING music

GOD HOW DOES PRYCE JUST ALWAYS GET WORSE

she just like mutilated that man he is doa absolutely destroyed one hit ko

can you tone down the gay, sweetie

you did it you broke rachel and Goddard down to their bare essentials

GOSH shes so AWKWARD 

so damn jacobi was just IMMEDIATELY ride or die for maxwell

this is too much for my poor baby heart

pryce & carter literally are just like lets do eugenics, lets do genocide

when hera says ill pull a yall and sacrifice myself for minkowski and lovelace 

god like cant believe KEPLER got a redemption arc (well not arc but you know)

ah yes the most tragic scenes all take place at once :)

I HAD TO STOP LISTENING TO BRAVE NEW WORLD CAUSE IT MADE ME TOO CRAZYYYY

THE SCRIPT SAID IT NOT ME

i love space moms!

this fucking music ALAN RODY IM SUING FOR DAMAGES

like the document also does have a lot of like deep thoughts and meta and parallels and discussion of motivations but this is just fun random things i said

[kaityrese199x]

THURSDAY - 

I had work today but I didn't want to get up... but I couldn't let a nigga take money outta my pockets.... I got up and took a shower and made some cereal...I wanted to text Darris soooo bad but I didn't cause I didn't want to seem like I was blowing his shit up for attention..... I went to work I was kinda tired from being up late night thinking and crying ... 

Vance-whats wrong Alisa 

Alisa- .... ughh nothing Vance I'm okay just tired... 

Vance- .. ummm okay 

Vance knew something was wrong with me but I couldn't tell him cause Vance is crazy and he would want to fuck Darris up like he would of left work to find him but that's not what I wanted to happen..... 

I got off work and took a nap .... I woke up around like 6 something and Vance ordered pizza 

Vance - yo what Is up ...? talk to me I know something's  wrong now tell me sis 

I began to tell my brother what happen ..... I can see the rage in his eyes as I flowed through the story .... 

Vance- when I see him its over ... I FUCKIN MEAN IT IM NOT PLAYING YOUR NOT GONNA PLAY MY SIS LIKE THAT!!! 

Alisa- Vance please calm down don't get mad 

Vance- no fuck that ima beat the living fuck outta him let him try it again ... matter of fact there's not gonna be another time ...

at this point Vance was heated ... I knew it wasn't no stopping him at this point....

5 mins past and I get a text saying come outside ..... who can this be now ?

I walked out side and guess who it was ....... Motherfuckin Darris

Alisa- wow you decided to pop up like what the fuck is the matter you fucked me and left and never hit me up after.... you deadass whack for that I can never look at yo ass the same like you answer not one call or text from me this whole week like what is up ... you gotta another girl or something ..... 

Darris- man listen you gotta another nigga on yo page and I know you fuck with him you can have him you really lost something good here ..... like what the fuck is wrong with you bitch..

Alisa- OHHHH IM A BITCH BUT YOU A WHOLE PUSSY ASS NIGGA I WILL GET MY BROTHER TO COME OUT HERE TO FUCK YOU UP AND FIRST OF ALL MY NIGGA THAT MY BEST FRIEND AND HES BACK FROM THE ARMY SO YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK ON THAT ONE I REALLY HATE YOU !!!

at this point I wasn't gonna be no fixing between us now... 

Darris- fuck you I just wanted to fuck you dumb bitch you'll neverrr be big in your modeling your not even a look hoe ( he threw a drink in her face ) and I gotta new bitch .. we was fucking with each other before I met yo dumb ass we was just off and on 

OHHH HELL NO DID THIS BOY REALLY THROW SOSMTHING IN MY FACE I COULDNT BELIEVE THIS WAS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW I WAS SOOOO SHOCKED .... THIS NEVER EVER HAPPEND TO ME BEFORE NOW I HAD TO GET REALLY REALLY HOOD ON THIS HOE I HAD TO BRING OUT THE “ BITCH I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU”

Alisa- ( I spit in his face) BITCH WATCH I GOT SOMEBODY FOR YO BITCH ASS STAY RIGHT HERE .... YOU KNOW YOU CANT FIGHT BUTCH IM BOUT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING.... FUCK YOU DARRIS !!! 

I walked in the house and told Vance what happened and he was ready for his ass .. Vance was on go ...

Darris- fuck he gonna do to me?.... yall aint nothing look how yall living....  and supposed to big models.... man fuck outta here 

 I punched the hell outa his mouth 

Alisa who the fuck you ta....

Vance cut me off by just going in on Darris  beating the hell out of him and I wasn't gonna stop...

Vance- do something else or say something about my sister ima kill you and that on my momma ! now get the fuck outta here before you get it again ...

Darris left bleeding and mad as fuck but that what you get when you mess with someone's sister... 

Vance- I got ya back no matter what and I know you got mine but don't ever had nothing like that happen again don't ever hide nothing from me again sis I love you I don't you to get hurt but I'm not gonna be her all the time so you gotta deal with things on your own and I know you know you can handle your self 

Alisa- I know bro I'm just so done with guys not all the same but damn he just showed me another side I never knew guys could be like but... go get some rest I'm fine ill see you in the morning 

Vance kissed my forehead and said he loved me 

I was just over it that night like what really happened I never wanted this happen but Darris pushed me to my limits with the name call .... I went to bed so mad I wanted to go to his apartment and beat him up my self but I wasn't gonna do that .. I layed in bed for min and dozed off and went to sleep 

To Be Continued 

Episode 4