#Obi was just messing with him till the third date joke lmao now he’s married

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Cody: -and what can I do to repay your kindness… for… the poison? *having just asked a witch in the forest to give him something that will get rid of his landlord’s abusive husband that isn’t traceable to him or her*

Obi-Wan: *tapping his chin in thought* your firstborn child, I suppose?

Cody: I’m… infertile.

Obi-Wan: Great! I can’t get pregnant anyways. I know of an orphanage nearby though, we can check it out on our third date?

Cody: …why didn’t you just ask to go on a date with me?

Obi-Wan: I’m already planning to pursue that, I just wanted to test the waters and see if you were interested in kids.

Cody: Ohhhh, okay, yeah, I want kids. I have like twelve siblings, twenty-three cousins, and as an adult they are starting to reproduce on their own, I totally want a huge family.

Obi-Wan: *blushing* How huge?

Cody: *shrugs* I mean, I’m twenty five, I could totally beat my dad’s record if we start adopting soon. My older uncle works in the social system, he’ll get us in to visit the kids and see who fits. I’m thinking first date. Seeya this Friday, sweetheart!

Obi-Wan: *blushing super hard while Cody runs off to go poison a man, looking over to where Anakin and Ahsoka, his first adopted kids are hiding in a bush* Wtf just happened?

Anakin: *wheezing, tears leaking out* Oh my god, I think the firstborn rouse finally got you in over your head, oh my god, Soka, Soka, hold me I’m dying-

Ahsoka: *laughing just as hard* Oh my god, Ani, we have a stepdad!