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sukirichi · 3 years

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sukirichi’s 2.4k milestone event

weee another milestone and nooo i couldn’t wait for 2.5k because i’m so excited and happy, thank you so much! ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ including HAIKYUU this time around yeeeee! also i don’t have a restaurant aesthetic anymore, just kind of goofing around now! REQUESTS ARE OPEN.

before you request...

please read about my writings first! it will include the stuff i write and don’t write about. i’m more flexible in nsfw works, so if you really want to try for a kink, just send me in and if the idea is up to my liking, we’ll see how it goes!

please be patient and nice! if i don’t like the tone of your request or if you’re ‘demanding’ me, aka, “hey, write this for me, this concept...” your ask will immediately be deleted!

no requesting of the same idea to other writers please!

please keep in mind i don’t do too much canon-heavy plots, aka really specific canon events and how they lead up to one another. i don’t read the manga for both jjk and haikyuu ʕっ• ᴥ • ʔっ

I do not do headcanons anymore. I’m not good at them LMAO.

i feel a lot more laid back in my writings now, so i’ll only be taking requests that i want to write for! the accepted requests will be listed down below as i organize them

you may refer to my first milestone event if you want more ideas for AU requests! you no longer need to include the numbers/spices/ingredients format used in that. just send whatever idea you want ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ

I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU. whichever idea i love the MOST will be turned into a series just because I want to try new things hehe!

— characters i can write anything for (nsfw & sfw)

: gojo satoru, fushiguro megumi, fushiguro toji, choso, ryoumen sukuna, nanami kento

: suna rintarou, kageyama tobio, tsukishima kei, miya twins, kita shinsuke, oikawa tooru, ushijima wakatoshi, bokuto koutarou, akaashi keiji, tetsuro kuroo

— characters i can only write sfw for

: itadori yuuji, inumaki toge, okkotsu yuuta

: kenma kozume

— characters i’m MOST eager to write simp for

: fushiguro megumi, choso, naoya zenin, ryoumen sukuna, gojo satoru

: suna rintarou, kageyama tobio, kita shinsuke, oikawa tooru, akaashi keiji

accepted requests: (only accepting the ones that interest me for now!)

favorites marked as ⭐

RYOUMEN SUKUNA: hello love!! i know it LITERALLY just came out but would you consider a pt 2 or a drabble for sweet lies? where megumi either catches her and sukuna or she genuinely starts moving on uasdfghj i'm convinced that megumi heard her fucking sukuna in the bathroom <3 anyways pls feel free to ignore me too

RYOUMEN SUKUNA: Ma’am , i beg of u ,,, spare husband! sukuna x wife! reader drabble. I just read your arranged marriage AU and lordddd i’m obsessed. How long did it take for him to take her virginity 😳? i’m so curious as to how that went down read here: black magic [02]

⭐⭐ RYOUMEN SUKUNA: Yooooo how about Rockstar Sukuna seducing his manager ehehehehe~

⭐ RYOUMEN SUKUNA: Ok but... pirate captain Sukuna 👀👀👀 I’m havin some Thots ngl 🥵🤤 I can’t decide whether reader should be the first mate and they’re a kickass Power Couple 💪😎or if she should be a stowaway who gets found out and has to pay for her passage with her body 😩😉

OKKOTSU YUTA: We both be weak for yuuta and toge😩 congrats 2.4k btw. so i'll request that for the event! poly!yuuta and toge. i see that you only write sfw for them so fluff. u can think of anything you want for it..and yes we simp for both of them i love them sm🤧

⭐ OKKOTSU YUTA: Hi saw that your request are open and congrats for the 2.4k !! 🎊 if possible can i please request yuuta having a girlfriend that's his childhood friend? (So like instead of rika it's y/n and she doesn't die) that loves to dote on him cause that boy needs some love. Thank you!! <3 | kiss me more

⭐ OKKOTSU YUTA: Hi can i request a scenario in which inumaki and okkotsu gets hit with a curse(?) That makes them a clone but the clone is a kid and seeing their gf taking care of the baby please thank youuu

INUMAKI TOGE: Toge's S/O being so sad that even when he says "smile" it doesn't work( also saw that in TikTok)

⭐ INUMAKI TOGE: Hi can i request a scenario in which inumaki and okkotsu gets hit with a curse(?) That makes them a clone but the clone is a kid and seeing their gf taking care of the baby please thank youuu

INUMAKI TOGE: We both be weak for yuuta and toge😩 congrats 2.4k btw. so i'll request that for the event! poly!yuuta and toge. i see that you only write sfw for them so fluff. u can think of anything you want for it..and yes we simp for both of them i love them sm🤧

⭐ INUMAKI TOGE: Hi! Congrats on 2.4k!!🤩 For the event, may I request an au where reader is Yuuta's sister? Can be gn/fem reader anything is fine. And they fall in love with Toge? Fluff fluff fluff please🥺Maybe they meet one day when she went to visit the school? Or she's a new sorcerer. Aahhhh I can't think of anything so I'll leave it up to your wonderful mind😌 Thank you! And again congrats! | crush

INUMAKI TOGE: SUKI OMG SIREN AU WITH TOGE AND DEAF READERHis voice hypnotizes all who hear it but she’s unaffected and he’s shook lmao 😂 She teaches him human sign language so they can communicate 🥺 maybe when he realizes he likes her he brings her seashells and other shiny things from the sea floor and it’s so cute 🥰 just 🥺🥺 siren Toge 🥺🥺🥺 (DEBATING)

GOJO SATORU: Hello dear Suki! 🤗 congrats on your more than deserved milestone 👏🏼🥳 I know it’s not the restaurant aesthetic anymore but still, thank you for being a Michelin-star chef spoiling the fandom with your food 🤤👀 I’d love to request the following: ingredient 66 with sugar 8 & 9 and Gojou as cherry on top 🥰 some heavy angst with a happy / smutty ending. additional 🍪 for inspiration - „Best friends don’t look at each other the way you look at her. You never know what will happen, tomorrow might be too late“. Have a lovely day dear 💕

GOJO SATORU: Congrats on 2.4K!!!! May I please request a fic where the reader has like. Zero reaction to Gojo? And he’s kinda shook bc people either adore him or hate him, but here’s reader acting like he’s just a normal dude. And he starts falling for her bc he’s never experienced that before

⭐ GOJO SATORU: a reader that likes Gojo but immediately says N O P E bc they clock that he’s at risk of breaking their heart so they just try to avoid getting close to him despite being a teacher stuck with him a lot of the time. And Gojo is just like ??? But I like you??? Why are you always avoiding me? “I’m tired of you acting like I can’t commit to something. Committing to you is easy.”

⭐ GOJO SATORU: ♡Soft nsfw scenario with s/o and gojo while outside is snowing read here: cold

⭐ GOJO SATORU: Ohoho~ another milestone! Congrats~Can I get Vampire!Satoru x Monster Hunter!Reader where he “proves” to her that all of his victims came willingly(I think from the AU choice you’ll know exactly who I am lol 😉)

⭐ GOJO SATORU: hello! first and foremost, congratulations on reaching 2.4k! i love your writing and its just oh my goodness <3 your stories made my heart squeezed! second of all, i'd like to propose a request for a story. fluff/angst (up to you! your way of writing is just superb) mixed with nsfw gojo satoru. a modern business tycoon au where he just lost his wife and is overprotective of his 1 year old toddler. you're his new staff in the office and is treated badly bcs you know, new staff. one day, you stumbled upon your boss and his baby in a shop, who wont stop crying and he took an interest in you when you managed to calm his kid down. he hired you as his babysitter + made you move into his estate. from there, your life changed! also, thank you for accompanying my days with your stories, it's marvelous! 💕

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ NAOYA ZENIN MY BAE: okay i thought you might like this idea for the event (or maybe not lol) - naoya coming home to his beloved little housewife and feels like giving her a treat for being such a good girl.,,.,, read: man's gonna re-arrange your guts and have some soft moments with you after (not that he would ever admit that shsghshsj) ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ | good girl

NAOYA ZENIN MY BAE: Stage magician Naoya and his cute little assistant, where every other trick works to undress or strategically rip her outfit so he can show off his little bunny to the crowd before fucking her brainless backstage

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ NAOYA ZENIN MY BAE: listen ,,,,, ur naoya hate fic goes crazy stupid may i add something. naoya being overprotective like reader is so pretty and many of the clan men look at them a lottttt and naoya out of nowhere will kiss you in front of them or will grab them in front the maids and workers. then reader becomes mad and they get into an argument and then hate fuck :D lmaoo (THIS REQUEST PLEASEEEE SEND ME TO HEAVEN) ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ NAOYA ZENIN MY BAE: Omg Suki! Congrats on the 2.4k! So uhmm I decided to take a break from the Kita/Naoya twin au angst 👉👈 idk if you are still accepting requests but HAS ANYONE EVER MENTIONED OR HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED SUGAR DADDY NAOYA????? 🥺 -🌸

FUSHIGURO MEGUMI: Megumi being insecure about his eyes because they are a very light green colour( like in manga) so he wears blue contacts( I saw that on TikTok and... big brain energy)

⭐ FUSHIGURO MEGUMI: SUKI, HI! First of all, congrats on 2.4K you absolutely deserve every single milestone coming your way 💞💞If it’s not too much to ask may I request a one-shot with megumi where he’s jealous that his fem!crush is spending more time with Itadori and sees how she enjoys his company a lot but it’s purely platonic? Reader likes megumi too and they both need that push in the right direction?Thanks so much if you decide to write this 🥺💖 I seriously love your writing and your big brain sm

CHOSO: Could you write something with Choso and the reader that has a toxic mother (if that actually exists. She controls everything the reader does, and plays with her mind/ feelings making her feel like she's the bad one)?But after a fight with the mom, the reader has enough and just leaves deciding they will finally do what they want, ending up at a tattoo shop, where Choso is the tattoo artist.Ngl, i'd like this to be nsfw because i am thirsting for this man ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)Don't really have kink preferences but if you could include size and breeding kink then i'd be hella thankful ☺

GETOU SUGURU: Yo how about a Victorian AU with Gentleman Thief!Getou and Debutante!Reader nsfw 👀👀 maybe she hears something in the dark and goes to investigate and gets pressed to the wall with a knife at her throat 👀🥵

FUSHIGURO TOJI: can we get a part two of the "lessons learned" toji fic 👉🏽👈🏽 maybe him fucking and overstimulating her so hard she cries and begs for mercy but no mercy will be given. maybe he uses the same handcuffs she used for him on her 🥰 maybe some manhandling cause im a hoe for letting a man throw me around

⭐ KAGEYAMA TOBIO (fckin finally): kageyama tobio x reader fic for mutual virginity loss? maybe they just haven’t had time with him being a fancy schmancy volleyball player, maybe there’s just nerves, i don’t know! i’ll leave it up to u babe <3

⭐ SUNA RINTARO: hi!! congrats on the 2.4k HEHE just wanted to request a suna and tattoo/flower shop au? idk just the thought of tattooed suna is like. mm yes

⭐ SUNA RINTARO/AKAASHI KEIJI: hi suki!! i’m so excited for your event! so i rarely ever see someone else who loves both akaashi and suna so i was wondering if you could write something for them! maybe apocalypse au?? or roommate au?? i was thinking y/n could have a relationship/be fuck buddies with one of them and some smutty exhibitionism happens with the other watching, and then some pining that ends in a threesome if you write those! if not, then just a smutty n filthy little love triangle that you can choose an ending for lol (a happy one would be nice bc my heart can only handle so much angst, but really it’s up to you and what inspires you!!) tysm for doing this event and always working so hard <3

⭐ OIKAWA TOORU: hi i love your writing!! can i please request work au (boss oikawa x secretary fem reader?) with degradation and him fucking your in the window 😭💗💗

#jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen x reader #haikyuu!!#haikyuu!! x reader #haikyuu #gojo satoru #fushiguro megumi #ryoumen sukuna #uhh im lazy #to tag #THANK YOU FOR THE MILESTONE <3 #sukirichi #suki: 2.4k milestone event

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arhvste · 4 years

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next stop iwa-chan!

“i’m sayin that i love you everyday and i know that you love me, baby admit it”

CHAPTER CONTINUES UNDER THE CUT

“hey you.”

“so, this is our apartment for now huh?”

iwaizumi smiled gently and brought a hand up to cup the girls cheek, his calloused hands delicately ghosting over her warm skin.

“mhm, what’s mine is yours for however long it is you’re staying with me.”

stroking his thumb over her cheekbones, iwaizumi brought his face down to meet y/n who found herself admiring his facial features. a soft kiss was met to her as she leant into him allowing him to deepen it to which he happily obliged to.

y/n allowed her hands to wander as she wove her fingers through iwaizumi’s short tufts of dark hair as he grunted in satisfaction letting his other hand to drop to the girls lower back drawing small circles.

both pulled away to catch their breaths as y/n rested her head into iwaizumi’s toned chest, a soft smile gracing her face as a light blush dusted over both of their faces.

“missed me on the drive back that much?” the girl teased feeling the vibrations from iwaizumi’s chest from a small hum in amusement.

“maybe a little.” he admitted, fingers gently playing the ends of y/n’s hair as he looked over at her suitcase. “let’s get that into the bedroom then, we’ll unpack and then leave whatever you don’t need in oikawa’s room.” he pulled away from the girl to grab her hand to guide to her over to her belongings.

y/n raised an eyebrow as iwaizumi easily dragged the heavy case over the heated flooring of the apartment towards his bedroom.

“unpack? are you sure? i can just leave my stuff in my suitcase and grab it when i need it, you don’t have to actually unpack it all properly!”

iwaizumi let out a small laugh before smirking at her.

“baby, i said this is our apartment, meaning that my room is our room, so why would we only leave you half moved in?”

y/n flushed in embarrassment at the mans words before huffing and opening the bedroom door for him. “fine, only because you’re okay with it though.”

“why wouldn’t i be okay with my girlfriend moving into my room?”

y/n stopped in her tracks as she tried to process what has just left iwaizumi’s mouth. girlfriend? did she hear that correctly.

“-i, did you just say g-girlfriend?” y/n sputtered in shock as iwaizumi crossed his arms over his chest looking down at the girl with a serious expression.

“i believe i did.” he sighed and grabbed the girls hand to guide her down to sit on the edge of the king size bed, holding both of her hands in his bigger ones while looking up into her soft and endearing eyes.

“y/n, let me be honest, my friends have been bugging me for over a month to make you my girlfriend, you’ve been so patient with me and honestly i don’t know how, i was going to wait to see how living together goes but i already know how things are going to go and i want us to be offical while living together,” taking a breath, iwaizumi searched for any signs of discomfort in y/n’s reaction before continuing.

“i know i always call you wifey, but i really want you to feel like it, i had a plan to ask you to be my girlfriend by the end of the week but we’ve always said and done what’s natural right? we stopped holding back a while ago and let things play out as they came and well, seeing you suggest keeping your stuff in your suitcase rather than unpacking it all properly struck something in me. it’s silly but, i want you to feel like this is your home, that i’m your home.”

y/n blinked, processing the confession the man she’d fallen for had just professed out loud to her. he squeezed her hands lightly before getting the last few words he needed to out.

“i know you haven’t even stayed over one night yet but i really, really had the urge to just ask you. i’m sorry it’s nothing big, i had something planned but we always said to take and do things naturally and i’d be lying to myself if i were to say i didn’t think what i’m doing right now is out of instinct. i’m in love with you and i’ve never wanted something so badly with someone so, y/n l/n, will you please be my girlfriend?”

y/n couldn’t even stop the wide smile that had been threatening to break out at any point. she looked up into his anxious eyes only hers gleamed with pure happiness and excitement. lacing her fingers into his, y/n sighed and shook her head slightly still smiling.

“fuck haijime, you really know how to use your words to break someone down. of course i’ll be your girlfriend... i’ve only been waiting like a month for you to ask.” y/n teased slightly at the end earning a huff from her new boyfriend.

“so... i guess we’re official now then.” he mumbled, a soft expression painted across his face as y/n nodded.

“i guess we are... which means i can do this without feeling so nervous.”

y/n moved her head up catching iwaizumi off guard, pressing her lips firmly onto his own, hands snaking around his neck as his moved to her back and the other weaving its way into y/n’s hair, guiding her head closer to his as y/n gasped letting iwaizumi assert dominance once again.

the raw love the pair felt for each other was felt through the physical contact and the flood of emotions the two had built up came crashing down as previous anxieties over past relationships, other people and foreign emotions were washed away, replaced with the feelings of security, bliss and a sense of home. iwaizumi was home.

the feeling of love shattered single-handedly and so recklessly causing the understanding of what it felt to be in love to be destroyed in his mind. the feeling foreign and forgotten.

y/n had taken on the challenge unintentionally and she did a damn good job picking up the pieces and building the once scarce and broken memory, back into the wonderful memory iwaizumi had once known to be in love. so delicately but so forcibly all at once, y/n l/n had taught iwaizumi what it was like to be in love once again. the feeling reuniting with the other emotions he was familiar with, iwaizumi had been brought back home by y/n.

breaking away, iwaizumi felt a thin layer of tears stream down his cheeks as he looked down at the girl who had taken his own world by storm and so easily allowed herself in. as clichè as it sounds, y/n was something else and in his mind he knew he was right about it. she had changed his life in a way he didn’t think would be possible again and for that, iwaizumi knew that y/n was the girl he wanted to grow with. he wanted nothing more than to grow and learn with her and he wanted that with a label that he had been so scared of before after it was ripped to shreds before his eyes.

y/n had changed the meaning of love and that was something he refused to ignore. ‘girlfriend and boyfriend’ were titles that used to throw his guard up but now, he knew he was going to be okay using them because he had the girl he loved to share them with.

calling y/n his official girlfriend was a big deal to him and both himself and y/n knew this, he also knew she wouldn’t take advantage of that and rush him. he trusted her and was thankful for everything she’d done for him. she was everything he never knew he needed and wanted to fix him and it was her who brought out the best version of him.

“haijime, shh don’t cry!” y/n looked up wiping his cheeks softly as he let out a laugh.

“i promise, i’ll be your home too, but thank you for bringing me back to mine.”

next stop iwa-chan!

iwaizumi haijime x reader

masterlist

akaashi’s playgroup || two pretty setters and co

an - bokuto and oikawa are about to have a field day

part 30 - marriage material

part 31 - home

part 32 - details

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silvialightning · 4 years

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So I was working on another theory post about Keiji. Big surprise I know. And I was looking back on some Chapter 2 stuff. There is that scene in the Medical Office where he and Sara talk about Joe and Mr.Policeman. And... Keiji is actually pretty sweet there. He didn’t really need to ask Sara if she’d liked Joe. He even hesitated a bit asking, bc it’s obviously a sensitive topic. But he went through and asked anyways, which is...an interesting thing for Mr.Logic to do. There’s not real benefit for him to ask or to know that information. And afterwards he even opened up a bit to Sara and talked about a fond childhood memory. (That may or may not be related to Joe somewhat.) Just...very nice interactions there. Keiji is still super sus and morally gray and shady. But he’s also well written and I simp for well written characters I cannot help that.

And ngl. Keiji’s line about “someone important, regardless of ‘liking’ or ‘love’...” earned a lot of respect points from me on my first playthrough. It might even be one of my fave Keiji lines.

#your turn to die #yttd #mine #keiji shinogi #Kimi ga shine #the biggest question of YTTD- is Keiji gonna stay Logic driven or actually grow bonds w ppl #my first post about this didn’t show up in the tag so redo

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hayatosuoseyepatch · 3 years

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Fugou Keiji Balance: Unlimited Episiode 1 (my reaction)

" This dude so cute I already like him"

" Look at him omg it's been not even 2 secs and I'm already simping over someone"

" Is this dude really watching porn during work"

" I already love her"

" Choke me- "

" That was hot af 🥵"

" Yes I love him "

" lmao"

" This was kinda hot"

" Look at them gloves he even speaks arabic- "

" I like this scene"

" I KNEW IT HE DIDNT EXPLODE"

" look at my boys"

" police officers 🥵🥵"

" iono whats going on but maybe i should start to learn how to draw dudes"

#balance unlimited #fugou keiji balance: unlimited #Fugou Keiji Balance: Unlimited Episiode 1 #simp-diary

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ao3feed-daisuga · 3 years

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Behind Shadows and Smiles

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3D2Az83

by UhohShouto

Daichi is a student security guard patrolling campus at 2 AM, bored out of his mind, when he stumbles upon a silver-haired man locked in a struggle in the dark of an alley.

His first conversation with Sugawara Koushi has him taking notes about the attempted assault against him, doing everything in his power to keep his growing respect and concern for the man buried beneath a sheen of professionalism. His first glimpse of his smile is in the waiting room of the campus security office, and its teasing warmth haunts him for days.

If circumstances were different, Daichi would ask this beautiful, breath-of-fresh-air man out for coffee in an instant. But, they’re not.

And Daichi really doesn’t know where that leaves him.

Words: 3674, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Haikyuu!!

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Sawamura Daichi, Sugawara Koushi, Azumane Asahi, Miya Atsumu, Kuroo Tetsurou, Bokuto Koutarou, Akaashi Keiji, Hinata Shouyou, Tanaka Ryuunosuke, Shimizu Kiyoko

Relationships: Sawamura Daichi/Sugawara Koushi

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - College/University, Sugawara Koushi is a Tease, Sawamura Daichi is Flustered and Oblivious, Truly Unfortunate Meet-Cute, Light Angst, Fluff, Daichi is simping, But he's afraid it's creepy because of how they met, Security guard Daichi, college students, Daichi repeatedly embarrasses himself in a convenience store, Miya Atsumu is a Jerk

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3D2Az83

#IFTTT #ao3feed #fanfic #haikyuu #haikyuu!!#daisuga #hq

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peachyydesires · 4 years

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The Party (Keiji x Reader)

a/n: aaa i wanted to make keiji way more flirty in this but then again he’s supposed to be on duty so he can’t simp THAT hard for the reader

summary: keiji is on duty as a cop; he gets a report about a house party with underage drinking going on, so he decides to go and investigate until he meets you.

It was an exhilarating night.

With loud, powerful music filling the air and the stench of alcohol at every turn, you were living what you merely considered as your “best life”. You felt free, even for a moment as you danced the carefree night away without a single worry clouding your brain. Not the dull ache in your feet from your tight heels, not the pounding headache you were bound to have later, and not even the thought of the hangover plus cleanup that would be necessary in the morning could distract you from having a good time.

That is, until the cops showed up.

It was only until a loud pounding noise echoed through the main room that you realized something was wrong. A few moments of silence passed until the word eventually spread; people quickly began fleeing the house, jumping through windows and scrambling out of half-opened doors. You knew as the host of the party that you were responsible for getting the door and facing the dreaded police.

But, this wasn’t exactly your first rodeo.

You had hosted several parties over the past few years, and you had gradually learned all the tricks needed while dealing with the cops. You silently prayed in your head that this would be an easy one.

After waiting a few more seconds, you finally flung the door open halfway, allowing your body to be the only space between the frame and the door itself.

In front of you stood a rather tall, muscular blonde man in uniform. He had defined eye bags, and his eyes reflected the same tired look that he gave off almost immediately.

“Ma’am, I’ve gotten several reports about apparent underage drinking at this address.” He began, his exhausted eyes focused on the now empty rooms behind you.

Shifting your weight, you smiled broadly at the officer. “Welll, I… I can’t say you’re entirely wrongg about that..” You purposefully let your words slur, making it apparent that you were more drunk than you actually were.

The officer’s eyes looked back at you, and you locked eyes with him for a moment. Your heart suddenly started pounding in your chest, and it wasn’t until he looked quickly away that you calmed down. He began to scratch the back of his neck, and you couldn’t tell whether a small blush was creeping onto his face or if it was merely the light playing a trick on you.

“I’m going to have to see your ID then.” He continued, although you noticed that he appeared to be rather unfocused all of a sudden.

“Don’t ha...have it on me.” You lied, keeping your smile effortlessly painted on your face.

He finally looked back at you and raised a questioning eyebrow. He paused, his eyes studying you intensely. You merely stood there, fake smile and everything as you waited patiently for the continued investigation.

“Okay..How old are you then?”

“19.” You answered smoothly, still grinning from ear to ear.

He shook his head and let out an exasperated sigh, “Due to protocol, I’m going to have to come inside and give you a breathalyzer test along with a mandatory search of your house ma’am.”

Before he could push past you, you let go of your defensive stance at the door and pushed it fully open to let him in. You knew that everybody would be already well away from the house by now, especially considering that it appeared the police officer came by himself.

“C..Come right inside!” You giggled, leaning to the side to let him in. “Alsoooo, what’s a breath..breathalyzer test?”

The officer remained silent as he took a few steps into the living room. Deciding to make the act more believable, you immediately flocked to his side and hovered near him with a guiltless smirk on your face.

He nearly jumped as he sensed your presence near him, and stopped his movements to look down at you standing at his side. You were rather short compared to him, and he could feel his cheeks beginning to heat up as he stared at your suggestive face for a moment before looking away again and trying to refocus himself.

You instantly noticed his evident blush that stood out like a bright red tomato on his pale skin; your smirk only grew, except you weren’t faking it this time. You eventually left his side and went to go collapse on the couch, bouncing excitedly on the cushions to emphasize how ‘drunk’ you were.

After searching the house in silence, the officer returned with a slight frown on his face. He clearly wasn’t expecting that you would be the only one he had to deal with that night.

He stood for a moment, hesitant at first to sit down before he gave up and sat down on a nearby ottoman. He took out the breathalyzer that had been hanging from his belt, and held it up expectantly.

Although, you weren’t exactly paying attention to the breathalyzer in his hand. Your eyes wandered down and immediately locked on the shiny, golden name tag pinned to his uniform.

Keiji Shinogi.. You read, an unknowing smile spreading across your face. You looked back up at him, deciding to tease him some more.

“S...Sooo...Keiji, am I..I supposed to suck on this orrr blow?” You batted your eyelashes innocently as you locked eyes with him, your smile morphing into a smirk as you internally laughed at your own act.

You watched as he practically unfolded right there on the ottoman; his eyebrows raised and his tense shoulders relaxed. A small chuckle even managed to escape through his lips as he rolled his eyes, for once not looking annoyed or exhausted.

“I’m sure you already know the answer to that question,” He seemed to be trying to keep the interaction appropriate, but it only made you want to tease him more until he continued, “You can’t lie to your friendly neighborhood policeman. I’m not that type of cop.”

You froze for a second, wondering if he had already seen right through your whole charade. Without a second thought, you silently took the breathalyzer and finished the test with ease before looking back up at him.

Looking back at the breathalyzer, Keiji eyed the number for a moment before shaking his head. “0.14%. I’m going to have to arrest you for underage drinking, ma’am.”

You studied him for a moment, and let go of a breath you didn’t realize you had been holding. He clearly didn’t know what you were up to, or at least hadn’t taken any action to confront you about it.

“O-Ooh, darn..What’s go..going to happen next?” You asked as you stood up. You purposefully stumbled, slamming one of your feet into the ottoman so you would trip. However, as soon as you had stood he had done so as well.

On instinct, he caught your arms before you could fall and pulled you closer to his own body. He panicked for a split second before immediately turning you around with your arms behind your back, handcuffing your wrists together almost instantly in order to play it off smoothly.

You couldn’t help but let a giggle or two escape from your lips as you slurred jokingly, “O..Ooh, kinky.”

Keiji didn’t respond as he kept a firm hand on your upper back in order to lead you out of the house. You couldn’t see his expression nor feel his heartbeat from where you were standing, but you were sure that he was probably getting a tad jumpy by now.

After pushing you into the back of the police car, he slammed the passenger door shut and got into his own seat. He started up the car and began driving back to the station, keeping the classic red-and-blue lights on for what you called ‘dramatic effect’.

You couldn’t really think of any ways to tease him other than a few slurred jokes and random, out-of-the-blue questions that seemingly popped out of nowhere. He did his best to focus on driving rather than answering you, although you did manage to get a few chuckles out of him that definitely did not go unnoticed.

It didn’t take very long until he pulled into the station’s parking lot. You sat there patiently as he wrapped around the car and opened the passenger door. You scooted over on the seat until you were able to get out. Keeping his hand on your back, he led you into the station.

You were soon left to be pat down by the other authorities as Keiji disappeared. You couldn’t help but keep your eyes on him as he looped around the corner, letting out a lonely sigh once he was gone.

But it turned out that you were going to see him again.

As soon as the rest of the officers had made sure that you weren’t carrying any weapons, you were escorted into an empty investigation room. The door shut, and you were left alone with a table and two chairs.

Deciding not to snoop around for once, you sat down in one of the chairs and leaned back so you were touching the wall; one wrong move and you would probably tip over, but you didn’t mind. You dug hopefully in your pockets for a few seconds before finding a piece of gum, quickly popping it into your mouth as you silently waited for someone to come in.

Your wishes came true as a familiar face appeared in the doorway; Keiji looked directly at you, and cocked an eyebrow as he watched you blow a bubble.

“How did they not confiscate that?” He asked as he closed the door and sat down in the opposite chair. You shrugged, popping the bubble obnoxiously as you stared at him.

He went silent for a few moments, a hush falling over the small room as he studied you some more. He finally broke the silence as he began the interrogation.

“As you know, you are being held accountable for underage drinking and possibly exposing other minors to it as-“

You figured now would be the best time to tell him the truth as you suddenly cut him off.

“I’m 22.”

Keiji froze almost immediately. He genuinely looked shocked; his eyebrows raised almost an entire inch and his jaw slightly dropped. His eyes widened and his shoulders stiffened as he stared at you blankly.

As he sputtered for words, you grabbed your ID and driver’s license from your pocket and threw it carelessly on the table in front of him. Your grin only widened as you watched him frantically pick up the cards, examining them so closely that it almost looked like he was seeing something so extraordinary that he couldn’t bring himself to believe.

“Are you done yet?” You asked him playfully, snickering quietly to yourself as he looked up at you with the same lingering shock.

“You..were lying this entire time?” He finally managed to ask, noticing immediately how controlled your voice was now.

“Mm, more or less. I just wanted to have some fun, especially since you broke up my party. I had nothing else to do, what can I say?” You paused, studying his face for a moment before you continued, “Plus, the look on your face right now is nearly priceless.”

Keiji shook his head, the corners of his mouth tugging into a small smile as he couldn’t help but laugh at himself. “I knew something was up when You took that test.”

You giggled lightheartedly, eyeing the notepad and pen that sat on top of the desk. “Soo...Does that mean I’m free to go?”

“Depends. Were there any minors at your party?” His tone became more serious than it was before, although there was still something lighter hiding behind it.

You shook your head as you blew another quick bubble, “Nobody under 21. I can give you the original invite list buuut..” You reached over and grabbed the pen and notepad, quickly writing your number down before ripping the page out of the pad, “I think giving you my number is better.”

You looked up at him through your lashes, smiling whole-heartedly as you slid the paper towards him. Before he could react, you stood up abruptly and pushed in your chair. Stuffing your hands in your cropped jacket’s pockets, you stood at the door and gave him one last grin before walking out the door and into the station.

Keiji stayed seated, picking up the small piece of paper in his large hands. He immediately memorized the number, a large, uncontrollable grin spreading onto his face for the first time in a while.

Whatever you say, cutie.

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