#Oh putain.
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https://youtu.be/uAoo9dp1CJc?si=dQGjZF-jZAJfcRGz please watch this clip from earlier in the streams today every time i finish watching it there are tears in my eyes (you don’t need to know french for this one the vibes are enough)
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#jay rambles#zevent 2024#etoiles#étoiles#antoine daniel#insuline & nicotine#Youtube#jen pleure vraiment putain . oh la dinguerie
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@Macron WTF are you doing 😭
#what is happening#heeelp#qu'est-ce qu'il lui prend putain#to delete#rambling into the void#french politics#france#mes 2 interprétations possibles sont:#1. il boude. genre le gosse qui casse son jouet pdt une crise de nerfs.#'Genre 'oh vous votez pas pour moi ? très bien. je vais pas me laisser faire'#ou 2. il est désespéré et tente d'avoir la majorité/plus de députés à l'assemblée#mais pq obéir à Le Pen 💀
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Ma no pandora 🌟
i am. completely incoherent
#im already gushing and keysmashing at you on discord so im just going to. let people look at it.#admire it. print it. frame it. put it on their wall. worship it every morning.#just me? just me okay#this is maybe the best coolest thing anyone's ever done#i am going insane.#tosteur-gluteal#ask#fanart#arsenic#le charisme putain je.#ok non faut que j'arrête de regarder le dessin parce que je. je perds mes mots à une vitesse impressonnante#(swoons and falls over and faints)#omori#you should post this on your blog. its good art and you need to like#people need to fucking see this from your blog it's so. it's so good just. oh my god just look at it#im making incoherent gay noises right now.
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im prob gnna be sex repulsed for several months now so that'll be fun ._.
#like its just rlly difficult bc i get angry and extremely grossed out and upset just by the mention of s£x#it's extremely energy consuming nd draining#is what it is tho i need to focus on schoolwork anyway#the rage i feel... i dont want it can my brain be normal#tumblr is tough being on tho bc s£x is everywhere on here... oh well c'est la vie. elle est un putain
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What am I supposed to do with myself now uh?! just go on with my life as if nothing?? Good luck with that.
#I'm going to need two to five days to come back from all of that putain#this is me trying to contain all of my feelings and tears#(i am mostly failing but hey trying should count for something I think)#that last episode was just ... it was really non stop uh#Oh No! Here Comes Trouble
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En 2004, un an après être sorti du secondaire, je me retrouve à faire un peu de musique chez des amis de notre chanteuse, dans une fête juste entre jeunes. Vu que notre chanteuse et moi étions de la même école, je me suis retrouvé dans une baraque pleine à craquer de ces petits bourges qui avaient contribué à faire de ma vie scolaire un enfer.
J'avais apporté un petit appareil compact qui a tourné de mains en mains. J'ai donc en ma possession, depuis près de vingt ans, des grosses casseroles d'à peu près tout le monde.
Parfois je regarde les photos dans le dossier en question.
Ca me fait sourire.
Je n'en ai jamais rien fait évidemment.
#mais en regardant les photos j'ai réalisé un jour qu'avec quelqu'une y aurait trop eu moyen#mais que j'avais rien rien rien vu#je me suis réveillé un jour 10 ans plus tard#“oh putain” “meeeeeeerde”#on se recroise encore parfois avec ce truc en suspension dans l'air
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Almost made a bingo of all the things I guess Jean would say in french but l'm pretty sure it's 99% swear words so it's pretty easy to guess
#putain merde et fait chier are most likely#oh do you think he'd add his little fave as well?#c'était bien tête de con ?
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People criticize the violence, but you will not see me doing it. Looks like someone fucked around and find out. Didn't wanted things to go like this? Well, y'all shouldn't have treated people like shit.
Why are you surprised? It's been our history for the last 200 years: the government does a shitty works, the people endure it until they explose and it's a fucking blood bath. 1789, 1830, 1870, 1968...
The people can only endure so much before it's too much. This is too much. The 5th Republic was put in place by a dictator anyway, so it's not a big loss. The Republic is dead, long live the new Republic.
Vive la Révolution, vive la République et vive la France.
#everyone else 😰😰 oh no that's awful 😡😡#me 💅 They had it coming 🥱#france#nature is healing french people are doing a revolution#bitch I may be against the death penalty and see all humans are equally deserving of life#but I do have a list if we get the guillotine out#It's the Robespierre in me 🤭#putain if I get arrested one day I am dead from my posts#at least they cannot blame this on islam or arabs as I'm a white french from a historical christian family
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Trois ans d'aventures COVID résumés en 1600 mots.
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😂
#emmanuel macron#he thinks he’s so funny#oh but he is#and gorgeous#Putain de merde#so annoying#video
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En allant à son boulot, un gars voit un pote sortir de chez le médecin. Il lui dit :
- Salut. Tu es malade ?
- Oh ben, comme tous les lundis, je ne me sens pas en très grande forme.
- Et...qu'est-ce qu'il t'a dit, alors ?
- Que je souffrais d'encéphalorectomies.
- Putain...mais c'est quoi ça ? C'est grave ?
- Non, pas trop. Ça veut dire que j'ai la tête dans l'cul !
#En allant à son boulot#un gars voit un pote sortir de chez le médecin. Il lui dit :#- Salut. Tu es malade ?#- Oh ben#comme tous les lundis#je ne me sens pas en très grande forme.#- Et...qu'est-ce qu'il t'a dit#alors ?#- Que je souffrais d'encéphalorectomies.#- Putain...mais c'est quoi ça ? C'est grave ?#- Non#pas trop. Ça veut dire que j'ai la tête dans l'cul !
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Malaisance, genance
#T'as vu ta degaine de profil#Ta photo t'as osé croire oh putain “mais je crois l'avoir trouvé”#Entrée en matière#Vicieux vicieuse#Visse toi la tête
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mon amour d'imaginer le duo Cécil et Hoodwink
#hero corp#particulièrement j'aime imaginer la shifting dynamic de 'je comprends parfaitement ce type tout est sous contrôle'#à 'oh putain merde je l'ai complètement sous-estimé'
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cried for over 30 minutes over a new law being passed never thought i'd see the day fuck this country
#what do you do when you're 22 and your country is descending into fascism#i'm being very literal i don't even just mean bad people who are on the right to my political left i mean police state party founded by#nazis permeating everything and slowly getting everyone to parrot their ideology insane islamophobia and racism all day every day on tv and#from the governement strict immigration laws like you haven't seen since the early 20th century.#not just strict immigration laws laws that make anyone who's of a different nationality the enemy#and the rise of far right politicians being a trend in europe rn. okay.#my dad's an immigrant so many people from my dad's side of the family are here and are obviously immigrants too like i'm gonna throw up#and what's crazy is when polls come out about how many people think there's too many foreigners etc you KNOW they don't actually mean#anyone who's foreign and they don't mean all foreigners because no one in this day and age cares about italians being here and someone#having the nationality isn't something you can tell by looking at them they just mean anyone who isn't white and especially black people#and arab people👍#like how crazy is it that i've definitely crossed paths with people who when seeing me on the street went oh *racist rant*#30% of people who voted in the first round of the last presidential election voted for a far-right party like...pays finito#anyway. i feel like throwing up#nsm le néolibéralisme emmanuel macron ntm françois hollande ntm manuel valls ntm gérald darmanin ntm élisabeth borne ntm#yaël braun-pivet ntm gabriel attal ntm édouard philippe ntm jean castex ntm marine le pen ntm et darmanin et macron une deuxième fois#oh et de gaulle et debré pr la putain de Ve République#and like i say: brf slt
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