#Or be crushed... be crushed... by his jolly boots of doom!

[the-alien-incident]

Bow down... bow down... before the power of Santa!

Glamour shots under the cut:

[nebulacritter]

my favorite cartoon christmas special will always be "the most horrible x-mas ever" from invader zim

Trust me. I really love how Vasquez and his crew managed to corrupt the innocence of Christmas, and that eldritch Santa near the end was pretty fuckin' metal if you ask me.

[geeky92]

Normal People on Christmas Eve: 🎶Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh!🎶

Me on Christmas Eve: 🎶Bow down, bow down, before the power of Santa! Or be crushed, be crushed, byyyyy his jolly boots of doom!🎶

[bunjywunjy]

I went to the fancy outdoor mall for shoes but I forgot about their ominous Monolith Tree

[ursaspecter]

This Christmas remember to

bow down

bow down

before the power of santa

or be crushed

be crushed

by

his jolly boots of doom

[silenthillmutual]

my dad couldnt stand a lot of cartoons but for some reason he really got into invader zim when i showed it to him. especially the xmas episode. something about "be crushed by his jolly boots of doom" really tickled him.

[memes-for-the-meme-kind]

Random Christmas Sentence Starters

Christmas doesn’t always have to by holly and jolly. Sometimes it can just be random bullshit like this, or sometimes you have that one friend that either takes loving (or hating) it way too far or is a complete conspiracy theorist. Not to mention the powerful imagination of a child. Take this as far as you need to go! Feel free to change the pronouns as needed, of course!

“I MURDERED SANTA CLAUS!”

“YEET THE CHRISTMAS TWINKIE!”

“Dear Santa...look, I can explain...”

“Santa needs to be charged with breaking and entering.

“MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS!!”

“Deck the halls with bowels of Holly, because she is a huge bitch~”

“HOLD ON MARGRET, I’M JUST GONNA SHIT OUT SOME CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS!!”

“IT’S BOUGHS, NOT BOWELS, WHY WOULD IT BE BOWELS?”

“HAVE A HOLLY JOLLY CHRISTMAS I GUESS!!”

“I SWEAR TO GOD, [NAME], I’M GOING TO DECK YOUR HALLS IF YOU KEEP USING MY RAGE AS WRITING MATERIAL.”

“Welp. Time for the anti-Santa weapons! Tis the season and all!”

“For the love of God, SANTA ISN’T THE ENEMY!!”

“Hail Santa!!”

“Bow down before the power of Santa or be crushed by his jolly boots of doom!”

“That’s not a Christmas Carol.”

“Ever notice how Santa is an anagram of Satan?”

“Satan could just be changing two letters of his name and breaking into our homes, and we just let him because he has presents for us.”

*Sticks hand in stocking and pulls out middle finger.*

“I don’t even celebrate Christmas.”

“I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. The divorce that followed wasn’t pretty.”

[joecrow]

INVADER ZIM did a bit kinda like that, with my abso fave Christmas song.

“Bow down, bow down,

Before the power of Santa

Or be crushed, be crushed

Byyyyy

His jolly boots of doom”

Ever since travelling 1,000 years into the future, you have been getting along well with the people who live there. That is until you say “Merry Christmas!” The room falls silent, and the looks on their faces resemble… fear?

[n0nb1narycode]

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[steveargyle]

Merry happy everyone!  "Bow down, bow down, before the power of Santa!  Or be crushed, be crushed, by his jolly boots of doom!"

[invaderw]

"Bow down 🎵 Bow down 🎶 Berefore the power of Santa 🎶 Or be crushed 🎵 Be crushed 🎶 By 🎵 His jolly boots of doom."🎶 ~versao brasileira da música~ "Noel, Noel🎵 Se Entreguem Ao Papai Noel🎶 Ou Será Esmagado Por🎵 Suas doces E Gordas Mãos." 🎶

[memes-for-the-meme-kind]

Invader Zim Sentence Starters: The Most Horrible X-Mas Ever

Invader Zim has recently become my latest Special Interest, so you can certainly expect some sentence starters from the show as I icon them! Given it’s December, I figured, why not make a meme out of the Christmas special?! For the sake of Christmas memes, I decided to use lines from the episode relating to Christmas or the holidays. As always, feel free to change the pronouns and context around as necessary. 

“So raise the shield and have some joy, ‘cause Christmas time is here!”

“Watch my dog eat snow!!”

“And what do you want, little boy or girl?”

“I wants me a barrel of flooooss, I wants me two balls of gluuuuee...TO BE MY FRIENDS!”

“My little child just LOVES you!”

“No candy for you, chub monster!”

“Tell me everything you know about these red bearded men who smell of ham and vomit!”

“You are...Santa???”

“Well nobody’s ever seen the real Santa, but the world over loves Santa. And everyone waits with hope in their hearts for the day when he returns to his people.”

“Computer: drain the human’s brain of all Santa knowledge.” 

“You stare at that dog EVERY Christmas, [Name]!”

“Oh no. SANTA!!”

“All will obey Santa in this new world order.”

“I never trusted that jolly fat man!”

“Nooooooooo! Santa has let me dooown!!”

“I will turn my back on him and dedicate a portion of my life to destroying Santa!!”

“I can only hope the suit will absorb all this Santa data.”

“Bow down. Bow Down! Before the power of Santa~”

“Or be crushed. Be crushed! By...His jolly boots of doom~”

“Hail Santa!”

“How do we know THIS is the real Santa?!”

“Remember last Christmas when you thought that escaped gorilla was Santa?”

“To the jingle jail with the non-believer!”

“You won’t get away with this, [Name], I won’t let you ruin Christmas!”

“But he didn’t know much about Christmas, now did he?”

“Hurry up! All this horribly jolliness is getting to me!”

“We wish you a merry jingly, we wish you a merry jingly~”

“NO [NAME], NO STOP SINGING!!”

“Hope you like snow, [Name]!”

“But it’s Santa! He’s evil! And he wants to annihilate all mankind!”

“I’m giving you access to the Anti-Santa Arsenal I made when I was a child!”

“Good luck destroying Santa!!”

“Let’s all sing more songs! I love Santa! I love Santa!”

“The Santa has won.”

“[Name!] Your Christmas time is up!”

“You’ve been a bad little boy, now Santa is going to destroy you!”

“I did it! Christmas is saved!”

“Hey! That boy threw Santa into the cold void of space!!”

“Christmas is ruined forever!”

“Wait! Would the real Santa have mutated into a horrible blob?!”

“Would Santa have teleported you into space?!”

“You were so desperate to have a real Santa that you believed a monster in a costume!”

“That’s not Christmas!”

“And it looks like Santa’s here! Raise the shields, children!”

[invaderw]

"Bow down 🎵 Bow down 🎶 Berefore the power of Santa 🎶 Or be crushed 🎵 Be crushed 🎶 By 🎵 His jolly boots of doom."🎶 ~versao brasileira da música~ "Noel, Noel🎵 Se Entreguem Ao Papai Noel🎶 Ou Será Esmagado Por🎵 Suas doces E Gordas Mãos." 🎶

[invaderw]

"Bow down 🎵 Bow down 🎶 Berefore the power of Santa 🎶 Or be crushed 🎵 Be crushed 🎶 By 🎵 His jolly boots of doom."🎶 ~versao brasileira da música~ "Noel, Noel🎵 Se Entreguem Ao Papai Noel🎶 Ou Será Esmagado Por🎵 Suas doces E Gordas Mãos." 🎶