I saw a long presentation about the secrets of the universe and becoming a gigachad, after which I was offered to hold a little frog and it absolutely changed my life.
Powerpoint presentation as to why Joehills should win the Tumblr sexyman poll. I spent far too much time on this that I could've used on hw or smth. God save my soul. I think my brain literally melted halfway through
also shoutout to my sister who started this whole thing with the script I loosely followed. Here's her great essay on the topic!
Edit: all ribbing is affectionate, may the best tumblr sexyman win! :D
"And Mrs. Earwig," said Mistress Weatherwax, her voice sinking to a growl, "Mrs. Earwig tells her girls it's about cosmic balances and stars and circles and colors and wands and...and toys, nothing but toys!" She sniffed. "Oh, I daresay that's all very well as decoration, somethin' nice to look at while you're workin', somethin' for show, but the start and finish, the start and finish, is helpin' people when life is on the edge. Even people you don't like. Stars is easy, people is hard."
She stopped talking. It was several seconds before birds began to sing again.
"Anyway, that's what I think," she added in the tones of someone who suspects that she might have gone just a bit further than she meant to.
"Went home sick one day from work and woke up to my girlfriend telling me there was a pedal board by the dumpster at our complex nearly sprinted out of my place to go save this from the trash, it's an Ibanez demo bord from the 70's. All the pedals worked besides the flying pan, had an in and out on either side, pretty much this would be set up at a music shop to try different effects."