#PUSSYWHIPPEDDDDD

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SAMPO D!CK PROFILE ft. headcannons

♡ The person who requested this was so silly and cute mannnn!! They also requested for another character; I AM DOING IT, I PROMISE!! So here's your request teehee and I hope you continue to love my profile!! We know those comments that pop out hex codes about character's cock? Yeah, well, I'm going to do that too, but it's this cheeky bastard, Sampo!!

♡ BASICS:

girth: #daa89b body: #c38c75 tip: #ad7765 size: 7inch - 7.5inch texture: few veins in a mauve colour, bit wrinkly since foreskin foreskin: yes

SAMPO! 's dick is probably his most treasured possession after his silver tongue and devilish charm... and he treats his dick exactly like it! Definitely trims since he's vain and cocky (pun intended) not to. Probably a runway pointing to the goods LOL but he wouldn't be against shaving smooth either. “Wouldn’t want anything getting in your way, gorgeous~”

SAMPO! would definitely be uncut just because he has that unbothered Euro slut energy, like he'd make it a part of the experience just to tease you, pulling it back and making honestly embarrassingly funny jokes about it.

SAMPO! 's dick is on a curve, definitely, he's a G-spot seeker. Man is an ARCHER and would go to great lengths to hit your orgasm like a bullseye...

SAMPO! is a cheeky bastard bro, and a dirty talk genius in bed. Definitely comfortable with being a switch, praising degrading on whatever you feel like doing because under his initial demanour, he's just absolutely pussy-whipped for you.

SAMPO! The previous point being said, he would definitely love to spoil you with the most random trinkets but they're always the most thoughtful things. A necklace with a jewel that reminds him of your eyes, or a pair of earrings with your birthstone. Judging on this man's fashion sense, I feel like he would have a collection of cunty-looking belts and he would get one for you to wear as he fucks you. Just the belt, like ONLY the belt.

SAMPO! Expanding on that, his favourite position is definitely cowgirl, then probably reverse cowgirl! He'd make you wear that belt as you sit there on him. Because this man is filthy and likes to see you flush against him because physical touch is his love language anyway. So when you're in a position where he has full liberty to trace his hands all over you while bouncing on his cock? He loves that.

SAMPO! is really REALLYYYY vocal, in whatever way you want him to be whether that's whining for and begging for you, or treating you like an absolute whore. He's definitely an oral guy too (both giving and recieving) and will moan LOUDLY during it because he wants you to know how good you're making him feel!!

SAMPO! is the sweetest during aftercare, even if he riles you the hell up. Taking in his theif-nature and all, he notices the little things, and what would comfort you the most. Would be taking the piss until you're half asleep; then would whisper sweet nothings until you're completely asleep.

SAMPO! 's balls... um... balls are too funny to write about LMAO, IDK HOW I PROMISE...

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