#Patty Valentine

[sweetdreamsjeff]

JULIANA HATFIELD / JEFF BUCKLEY CONCERT TICKET STUB LUPO'S PROVIDENCE, RI

Juliana Hatfield / Jeff Buckley Concert Ticket Stub Lupo's Providence, RI.

PattyValentine417

Jeff Buckley, 1995, Providence

Hi not a member of this group but going through some photo albums and thought you might enjoy this picture of Jeff resting on my bed on Power Street in Providence. I was working at WBRU at the time and we hosted a meet and greet for him at Strawberries and afterwards I invited him to lunch. The restaurant was closed so we went back to my house and I cooked for him while he took a nap on my bed. He was tired. There was no sex. Just stir fry broccoli and chicken, the one thing I could cook back then.

[bobbieisthebest]

Joel, holding a baseball bat: There’s no need to be afraid of me. I don’t bite.

Mort, standing a safe distance away: Yeah, but do you wack?

Joel:

Joel: I don’t bite.

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Charles: I don’t know about this, Jake.

Jake: The last time you said that Hoffer you ended up loving it.

Charles: The last time I said that you were holding a bag of durian flavored chips; now you’re holding a roman candle. They are two very different things.

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Nate: You remind me of a Russian doll.

Alicia: Aw, thank yo—

Nate: Full of yourself.

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Kato: If anyone has any questions, ask me.

Bobbie: If a bear and a shark had a fight, who would win?

Kato: ... If anyone has any RELEVANT questions, ask me.

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Wendy (a warlock): Do we not have a plan?

Sam, playing barbarian: Who needs a plan? I’ve got an axe.

Sam: *starts running ahead*

Kato, the very tired DM: An axe is not a plan!!!

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Flick: One time Jake and Juniper were having a heated argument in the car and Juniper took Jake's Queen tape out of the player and threw it out the window with rage and Jake looked her dead in the eyes and pulled out a second copy of that same tape and put it back in the player.

Buddy:...And Jake’s still alive?

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Dad: Tell your mother everything is fine.

Joel: Hey, Mom! We haven't eaten for days, your plants are dead, and I'm dropping out of school. Love ya, bye!

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Kato: What? Didn't I specifically tell you not to do specifically, exactly just that?

Alex: Actually, specifically, you said not to *humiliate* you by doing that. So, we won't!

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Richard: 99% of the time, whenever random violent crap happens, it seems you're somehow involved!

Joel: Can't you have a little faith in that last 1%?

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Buddy: *screams*

Joel: *screams louder to establish dominance*

Flick, concerned: Um, shouldn’t we do something?

Patty: No, I want to see who wins this time.

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Jake: Fun fact of the day: pen ink tastes like almonds..... don't try to suck the ink out of your pens kids it's disgusting and makes your mouth feel funny.

Patty: Why would you even do that?

Jake *shrugs*: I was bored.

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Bobbie at Alicia’s house: I love jacuzzis!

Bobbie: Sometimes I pretend that I'm getting captured by witches and they're using me to make soup!

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Juniper: I know this is going to sound sarcastic, but this is a great plan and I’m really impressed with you guys.

Buddy:

Nate:

Sam: Don’t listen to her, this is a great plan.

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Wendy: Kato, are you sure you don't wanna use my graduation speech? It goes like this: Later, losers.

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Alicia: Due to enormous personal flaws I refuse to work on, I will be arriving extremely late with an iced coffee. Please respect that.

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Juniper: I am so hungover. I have never been this hungover. Are we dead?

Alex: I feel great, I ran 5k this morning.

Flick: Really?

Alex: No I threw up in the shower.

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Joel: My life is a cautionary tale, but like a cool, flashy one that instead of inspiring people to do better it inspires them to be more chaotic

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Juniper: can we go to a haunted house?

Mom: what’s wrong with the one we live in?

Joel: wh- wait what?!

Mom: goodnight Children.

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Humphrey: Mr. Jake, what’s your favorite food?

Jake, deadpan: Children.

Flick: JACOB!

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Nate: Are you crazy?

Joel: Legally no, there's not a word for my condition.

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Charles: [casually taking four stairs at a time]

Wendy, falling behind: Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fu-

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Kato: Dear people who won’t stop asking- Yes, I am actually feeling fine, and yes, I really have been getting a decent amount of sleep at night!

Kato *bites into an onion*

Kato: Hey, this apple tastes like shi-

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Richard: *puts a cup down over a spider*

Joel: *appears; smiles; puts 2 more cups down beside Jay’s*

Richard: Come on, Joel, please no, don’t… DON’T—

Joel: *starts shuffling the cups*

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Jake: Hoffer, in your professional opinion, how would I die?

Charles: Murder. Gangland style execution. We never find your head.

Nate: That’s a shame.

Patty: *slightly raises finger in question*

Charles: You slip in a tub.

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Buddy about Jake: I'd follow him to hell and back, but I wish he'd stop going there.

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Bobbie: I love to dismiss my horrible decisions by saying "yeah that was a weird time in my life" as if the rest of my existence hasn't been absolute clown shoes.

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Alicia: I have met some of the most insufferable people. But they also met me.

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Juniper: When I was small-

Kato: *chuckles* Was?

[artistictea]

I had like 3 consecutive dreams about this show after not thinking about it for 20 years so clearly the thing to do here was start it again

[antichrstar]

 Portrait of Rimbaud 🌑

Pablo Picasso, Henri Fantin Latour, Patti Smith, Alberto Giacometti, Valentine Hugo, Jean Louis Forain, Paul Verlaine

[foxpopvli]

Valentine’s day... she’s there at the belvedere, waiting for you! [Animation and music by me!]

[waugh-bao]

[darksouls2yuri]

chemical pretty patty

[helloparkerrose]

[mackmp3]

pink album cover appreciation post (from my cd collection)

blonde on blonde is only a little pink I guess but it fits the vibe

(I got Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots today, that title track just brings me so much joy)

[andrew-the-lego-maniac-mandrew]

No time for Love Charlie Brown

[timmurleyart]

The love letter. 💗💌 💕🐶

[karmiculture]

pattie boyd in a wedding dress <3

[bobbieisthebest]

Kato: You are, of course, wondering why it is I have brought you here tonight.

Charles: Actually, Kato, after all these years, I just sort of go with it.

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Juniper: What’s your plan?

Jake: Don’t die.

Juniper: Okay, but beyond that?

Jake: Don’t die.

Juniper: That’s not a plan. It’s a general demand of living.

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Richard: The word "incident" isn't reassuring.

Alex: Then you're gonna hate the phrase "intentional grease fire".

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Sam: If a beautiful woman disagrees with me I will immediately change my views. I have no principles.

Flick: Well, maybe you should have principles.

Sam: You're right maybe I should.

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Nathan, drunk: what's the word for when your hands are bisexual?

Charles: do you mean ambidextrous?

Nathan: i love you so much.

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Bobbie: If something happened to Richard …I couldn’t live with myself. Of course I wouldn’t have to because Juniper would kill me.

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Patty: I was arrested for being too cool.

Wendy: the charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

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Joel (other MC): And then I come home to find you chewing on my twin sister’s face!

Jake: We were kissing.

Joel: Guilty!

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Coach: “Become a teacher” they said, “It’ll be fun” they said

Joel, from the dugout: PUT IT OUT, PUT IT OUT!

Sam: it’s to big to smother, get the reverse flame thrower!!

Flick: it’s called a fire extinguisher!

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Alicia: I’m never wrong. I thought i was wrong one time, but i was wrong.

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Bobbie, after fucking something up: Whoops

Joel: Whoops? WHOOPS? this is not a “whoops” situation. we are far past whoops. whoops is a distant speck in the rearview mirror. we are solidly in “oh fuck” territory, and i expect you to act like it.

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Juniper: This is such a bad idea.

Jake: Then why are you coming along?

Juniper: One of us need to be able to talk the police out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

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Patty: What’s the best thing to wear to court? A law suit!

Joel:

Juniper: Is this your way of telling us you have a court date?

Patty: It’s my third offense!

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Jake: When I was little, I wanted Spider Man powers, so I found a spider and let it bite me. Later that day my parents took me to a doctor and I got diagnosed with ADHD.

Jake: For years I was afraid that getting bitten by the spider, instead of giving me super powers, had given me ADHD.

[modmoptop]

hey :) if anyone would like to purchase these i’m having a free shipping sale from 2/29 to 3/8 with code “FREESHIPPING”

[dailyskullgirls]

The Last Hope AOD2013 Concept Art

[weridolab]

DOUGBROS WE ARE SO BACK