#Phaleur

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i made a silly lol joke thread on Twitter but its accidentally made me make this...

Shorts wars season 666 looking fire ngl/j

(Can crack AUs be a thing now because there's crack ships so why not crack AUs)

[cyancatart]

ok updated su shorts wars au roles

steven = preston

garnet = pear and melon (pear ruby melon sapphire)

amethyst = dd

pearl = bundun

connie = phaleur

peridot = riggy

lapis = danno

spinel = datchia

white diamond = the boss

[maelathemenace-old]

So. Anyone wanna see the au details me and @iys-cloud made?

No?

TOO BAD!

Au info and headcanons:

Danno: serial killer. The only link between his kills are that everyone killed has wronged Riggy(or his friends) in some way, like by threatening them or smth, on most of his kills he leaves a note or a blue object for the police to find; his first kill was the boss and his cool down period is usually long(except when someone threatens his friends). He sends bloodied gifts to cdot all the time and owes mogswamp a favor. Pear is his weapons dealer and he has a good enough relationship with Melon and Jonny

Some hc about him:

He carves little statues for his close friends made out of human bone

He's favorite knife is a blue dented one that riggy gave to him. He keeps it under his bed in a shoe box along with the rest of his favorite weapons

Once disappeared an entire division of cops

Created a ‘magical’ soap that washes blood really well

He's ominous and creepy with his friends

If he gifts you something it WILL HAVE blood on it

Riggy: you already know Riggy. Riggy has done an unreasonable amount of crime. Nothing has changed with Riggy. Knows about Datchia but so far has said nothing. Owes mogswamp a favor

Some hc about him:

Danno gifted him a bunny statue that he values more than he cares to admit

Gave danno his knife and a machete

Cdotkom: he's the one guy that knows someone, has connections everywhere and in general is the guy you don't want to mess with bc as said, he knows everyone, friends with Danno, Riggy, Melon and Pear. Owes mogswamp a favor

Some hc about him:

Dannos first gift was a bloodied console(with pikmin in it), a finger and a note

Somehow his house is still blood stain free

He's pals with Melon

Danno gave him a bit of his blood soap

Don't be mistaken, he has a knife(that Danno gave him) and will use it if necessary

Pear: head of the Royal Mafia and Danno and Riggy’s weapons dealer. Is roommates with and works with Melon. He may or may not have given someone a concussion by complete accident a few times, ‘rivials’ with bundun. Knows about Datchia. Owes mogswamp a favor or two.

Some hc about him:

He gifts Danno and riggy limited edition pokemon cards with every weapon they buy, bc of this they have almost every single one

Has a little pokemon statue made of human bone in his bedroom, Danno gabe it to him one day as a ‘thank you’ gift

Melon: renown hacker, works with pear and sometimes Danno, Cdot or mogswamp, He's Jonnys mentor and Dans role model; owns a clone rehabilitation center that unindoctrinates them. Knows about Datchia. Owes mogswamp a favor.

Some hc about him:

He can find your address with a single photo

WILL find anything if you give him a day or two

Mogswamp: He knows almost every mafia boss on the planet, everyone owes this guy a favor. EVERYONE.(except Dan)

Dan/Clone Danno: He's 12 year old, and an innocent little guy who is like the iPad kid son to CR and looks up to Melon, he's staying in the clone rehab center while CR finds a home for them.

Some hc about him:

He dyed part of his hair green bc of Melon(even if he doesn't admit it)

Has a bunch of toys

He's still alive solely bc Danno forgives him for following the bosses order

He's scared shitless of Danno

Has a little scar in his neck from the time Danno almost killed him

Clone Riggy/Pasta man/CR/ Preston: wanted thief, rich af but still somehow doesn't have a house, he's Dans parental figure and steals a bunch of toys for him. Currently living in Melons rehab center. Owes mogswamp a favor.

Some hc about him:

The only reason he's alive is because Dannos forgiven him for following the boss

Danno almost killed him, multiple times

Bundun: He tries to start a mafia to rival Pear but it never works bc Pear works with Melon, has tried to convince Jonny to work with him but it never worked, knows better than to owe mogswamp a favor(still owes him one though). He just feels left out from the crime and is jealous of Pear.

Jonny: Melons student, just wanted to learn to code not hack, got wrapped into this mess without wanting, he's low-key just there.

Phaleur: He knows what everyone is doing but won't tell bc he values his life and want to live. He's like the secret keeper, he doesn't participate but he knows. He knows your secrets.

Police tried to interrogate him, all he said was basically ‘I would tell but i want to live and my friends would kill both me and you if I told’.

Joe Caine: literally no clue what’s going on. (Eventually he’s gonna stumble upon Datchia on tumblr, confront Pear about it, and have it be a whole situation)

Datchia: Yknow those corkboards with the red string? Make that a person. The conspiracy theorist that’s actually onto something but they’re on tumblr so nobody notices. Her investigation started when she noticed that most of the murder notes mentioned a “sewer rat” and that was Riggy’s contact name in Danno’s phone

Some hc about her:

‘Y’ALL THE SHORTS YOUTUBERS ALL COMMIT CRIME YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME’

Scared out of her mind constantly because she knows Pear and Melon know what she’s doing

Bambeyo(or whatever): Dead. Danno and Riggy exploded him with what was left of the vpn facility.

[shorts-wars-sexyman-war]

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Shorts wars (includes spoilers for season 1)

I just watched season 1 of shorts wars and here are my first impressions.

Whilst I had previously watched some Joe Caine and Danno cal drawings, this was before shorts wars started and it was irregular.

For me the boss of CloneVPN was slightly too stereotypical, however maintained a good air of mystery. The major action was mostly at Danno cal drawings, however there were some interesting parts with the others. For something only taking an hour and a half there was a whole story arc in there and it felt like, whilst some of the acting needed work, the story and script were of a quality that I would enjoy in a TV show. I like the whole evil twin with superpowers thing and when Royalpear's clone died I was shocked. The animation was good whilst maintaining the homemade vibe that made it unique.

I thoroughly enjoyed this and would recommend you watch it. It has a good finish preparing for a second season. All in all I rate this 8 out of 10 and am excited to watch season 2.

[ambdgyt]

THIS IS NO WHERE NEAR DONE BUT THIS IS MY PROGRESS OF THE NIGHT:

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SHORTS WARS TWO???

Kinda random post but I saw Phaleur AND Danno both talk about printing money. Also in one of Jonny’s vids it said Dec 2 at the end. I NEVER KNEW THEY WERE MAKING A SHORTS WARS 2-

(I think smth happened in one of RoyalPears vids as well but idk)

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[kittydragondraws]

so r/place may or may not go to hell today idk I just discovered this two hours ago

[oakthefrog]

Some of my fav Danno clips (ft Cdot and Phaleur)

[shorts-wars-confessions]

what do you guys like think is up with Phaleur in season 2

i think hes still a clone please correct me if i'm wrong but i don't remember anything happening to his clone though there may be a unlisted video i didn't see but i don't think there was

[mildlycoolgay]

shorts wars community how we feelin

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form the end of the stream

[stitchthelilo]

his dream fr..

[auseryoumayknow]

Welcome! To the first annual (?) shorts wars members vs fandom team! Who will come out on top?

(note: i am so so sorry if you get misgendered in this. There’s no nonbinary option sadly. So don’t take it to offence please unless your cis/trans

male and I accidentally put you as female or vice versa.)

The following members are:

Danno

Cdot

Jonny

Bundun

Joe

Phaleur

Mogsters :) (no non binary option ☹️ had to use male)

Datchia (no non binary option. Used male.)

Dave Wendy (NOT pasta man!!)

Riggy

Melon

Pear

Bossman

BamBaeOh

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fandom team!

@leonaacorn

@maela-the-menace

@ch3rr13zk1n

@jdropglitchartz

@oakthefrog

@iys-cloud

@aki16official (no non binary option. Went with male I think)

@jaidentheautisticwurm

and last but certainly not least, yours truly!

stay tuned for updates as we move into the reaping!

*epic outtro music*

[ch3rr13zk1n]

Why Preston/Clone Riggy is the hottest shorts wars character

Incase you probably don't know, Shorts wars is a arg made by a bunch of dudes that make shorts and was created because of the clone accounts ( get it?? ) that steal their content. Basically when it started there were different bunch of QR codes that popped up on their shorts and when our scanned them they took you to a video where a guy named The Boss in a unpleasant gradient says that if they don't quit making shorts and rotting people's brains then they will get replaced. While a few listened, The rest didn't. And the other stuff happened blah blah blah. Anyways i also gotta say one of the creators was a guy named Danno and uh he makes shorts (obviously i mean this is fucking shorts wars what do you expect??) and he has a mascot character named Riggy who is a blue rabbit with red shorts, green eyes and a very interesting kill count.

Also Preston/Clone Riggy didn't get the name Preston until he decided to get a new name on Phaleur's stream where he went through Phaleur's bag and eventually found his driver's license where Clone Riggy stole the name Preston and went with it calling himself " THE GREAT AND MIGHTY PRESTON!! "

Also sorry i have to highlight Preston/Clone Riggy's name in purple. There's no option to make the text dark blue ;-;

Anyways now with that explanation out of the way I'm here to explain why Preston/Clone Riggy is breedable and sexy.

He can breed. In a Danno short about if you can be invisible, Riggy was about to pull his pants down to demonstrate that you might have to be naked to be invisible. Luckily (or unluckily) Danno told him to NOT do that, Which basically says that Riggy might have a... Yknow. And then after that Riggy says " What? There was already Riggy rule 34! " ( i would've called this fanservice but i changed my mind ) so since Preston/Clone Riggy is a clone of Riggy then there's chance he has one. Since Danno confirmed Preston/Clone Riggy is canonically not anything other than a male so uhh that's something. But hey atleast he can insert something in me-

2. He's a fucking Tumblr sexyman.

"A male fictional character (often conventionally unattractive or non-human) with a particularly devoted fanbase on Tumblr." - Wikitonary.

He's unattractive and nonhuman. DUDE THATS HIM!!!

Idk about the fanbase part but yeah its him

Not to mention the other sexyman traits like being an antagonist, a perpetual smiler, glitches, dominating, a tsundere, has a theme song, powerful, HES A TUMBLR SEXYMAN. And that proves he's hot

Idk what else to say so ill just end this post with uhh

Ok guys end of the post you an scroll now!! :3