#Princess Spiderbite

[thejunkyardafewblocksfromhere]

Nothing in the shadows but the shadow hands Reaching out to sad, young, frightened men The loneliest people in the whole wide world Are the ones you're never going to see again Yeah, the loneliest people in the whole wide world Are the ones you're never going to see again -Harlem Roulette, The Mountain Goats

[luluisoff]

[comfymoth]

spiderbit theme week day one: royalty | cooking

featuring an incredibly legitimate princess and her devoted knight

[qroier]

taking inspiration from the billion spiderbit aus popping up I got to thinking about a botw one and guys hear me out. I know roier cubito is the canonical prince but just imagine legendary swordsman roier tasked with making sure princess bagi's nerdy scholar of a younger brother doesn't accidentally fall face down in a pit somewhere while studying ways to fight against calamity cucurucho. the possibilities write themselves

[amberizedcasey]

i love a good old love story between the prince and his loyal knight, so yeah, of course i'm down for a spiderbit au like that

BUT, pirates.

just that. pirates.

LIKE, THINK ABOUT!!!

the royal fooligetta family vs the favela five plus richas as pirates

cellbit and the others invading the castle in the middle of the princess birthday ball so they can steal things while everyone is busy celebrating and roier is sees them doing it

them idk cellbit falls in love at first sight cause he is a viadinho emocionado and then something something happens and they have to take roier with them cause why not, if they want their prince back they have to pay us

and them stuff happens chaos and bla bla bla (idk man i'm not really a middle writer) and then they fall in love and live happily ever after

also, jaiden would be roier lady in waiting cause i said so

so yeah, i'm pretty much just word vomiting here, i don't really have a plan, i just like the ideia, feel free to take it and actually make something with it

[somebluemelodies]

the sudden urge to do a "crack treated seriously" type fic and pull a princess and the frog with spiderbit

[fr-likes-chocolate]

This some thoughts :)

Rapunzel/tangled: Tnt duo (Q as Flynn, will as Rapunzel) Foolgetta (Vegitta as Flynn, Foolish as Rapunzel) baghina (tina as rapunzel, bagi as flynn)

Princess and the Frog (original): Pissa (Phil as the frog, Missa as the princess) Foolgetta (foolish as the frog and Vegitta as the princess)

Princess and the Frog (Disney): TnT duo (Wilbur as Tiana, Q as Naveen) possibly Slimearina (Charlie as Naveen, Mariana as Tiana)

Howl’s Moving Castle: Phisten and Pissa (Phil as Howl, Kristen/missa as Sophie) (note: Phil and Kristen can easily swap places as Howl and Sophie) spiderbit (cellbit as Sophie, roier as Howl)

Brother Bear: Missa and Spreen (Missa as Kenai, Spreen as Koda. Also pissa works for Brother Bear 2)

Dreamtale twins (this is a big one): Land Duo (Bad as Nm, Foolish as Dream) Cellbit and Forever (Cellbit as nm, forever as Dream) Bobby and Richas (Bobby as nm, richas as Dream) Chayanne and tallulah (chay as nm, lulah as Dream) i know its not qsmp but twins duo (techno as nm, wilbur as Dream)

I missed a couple of ships- may do a part 2

[alien-insomniac-05]

My immersive daydreams have a werid obsession with that slime dude that Princess Spiderbite dates so I am gonna write canon information as well as non canon info about slimes

- most slimes are naturally friendly, there isn’t a specific reason for this but they are.

- it’s almost impossibly to fight a slime, while they rarely do harm to people, they are not only able to regenerate their limbs and being squashed then recovering immediately but weapons will just go straight through them.

- slimes can cure rashes and bug bites unless you are allergic to them, then their slime will cause rashes

- the only way to truly kill them is by burning them alive (took this from the book of magic)

- they can easily freeze in cold weather whoever they will not die from this. Once they are thawed, they’ll be perfectly fine

- they can still get sick (this is somewhat connected to the freezing thing. after they thaw, they’ll more than likely be sick.

(I’ll add more as I think of em)

[fagnightsatfreddys]

INTRO POST I GUESS

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You can call me Ham, Hamlet or Tooth! I like making playlists about things I'm normal about

Age: 21

Pronouns: He / They / It

Languages: Fluent in English and Spanish. I know a bit of German, also!

About: I work in audiovisual production! I am also trained in Thanatopraxy and Thanato-aesthetics, but have never pursued the career (yet) and I like beta reading and translating things for fun!

My favorite colors are all types of Orange, Yellow, Black and Deep Purple :D

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(I'll add that I don't support the creators of some of these things, and they make no monetary gain from my enjoyment of them)

Main interests:

Haikyuu!!

Life series SMP

FNAF

Steven Universe

Naruto

Ordem Paranormal: Quarentena

Burrow's end

Non-fandom insanity:

Voice acting (not a VA, just passionate about the topic)

DnD

I'll update this later lel

Other things I'm normal about:

Beastars

Fnafhs

Pucca

Phineas and Ferb

Baman piderman

Bugsnax

Buddy daddies

Adventure Time

Gravity Falls

Regular Show

Minecraft Story Mode

Homestuck

CR:OB

Total Drama

DHMIS

Invader Zim

Huevo Cartoon

JJBA

Karmaland (mostly karmaland 5)

Sonic the Hedgehog

Unus Annus

Dialtown

TAWOG

Nichijou

Scott Pilgrim VS. The world

The Owl House

QSMP

D:BH

Coraline

Papa Louie games

B Project

Victorious

Garfield

Tintín

Favorite Streamers:

Snapcube

Ranboo

Slimecicle

Philza

Cellbit

Martyn inthelittlewood

Foolish

Tinakitten

BagheraJones

Quackity

Favorite eggs:

Ramón

Chayanne

Leo

Favorite characters:

Jack Spicer (Xiaolin Showdown)

Fujimoto (Ponyo's dad from Ponyo)

Xenk (DND movie) [babygirl]

Kaworu (Evangelion)

Karamatsu (Osomatsu san) [babygirl]

q!Fit (QSMP)

q!Maxo (QSMP)

c!Tommy (DSMP)

c!Martyn (Life Series)

c!Ren (Life Series)

c!Jimmy (Life Series)

Tamaki (Mahou Ga Tsukaenakutemo)

Pearl (Steven Universe)

Rock Lee (Naruto)

Might Guy (Naruto)

Bon (fnafhs)

Prismo (Adventure time (I haven't watched Fiona and Cake yet))

Dave Strider (Homestuck)

Legosi (Beastars)

Josuke Higashikata (JJBA)

Narancia Ghirga (JJBA)

Bruno Bucciarati (JJBA) [babygirl]

Muhammad Avdol (JJBA)

Creepy Susie (The Oblongs)

Hajime Hinata (SDR2)

Gundham Tanaka (SDR2)

Snuffkin (Moomins)

Pumkin (Baman Piderman)

Other favorite characters:

Gyro Zeppeli (JJBA) [babygirl]

Princess Bubblegum (Adventure time)

Bonnie (fnafhs)

Triffany Lottablog (Bugsnax)

Floofty Fizzlebean (Bugsnax)

Oikawa Tooru (Haikyuu!!)

Sugawara Koushi (Haikyuu!!)

Bokuto Koutarou (Haikyuu!!)

q!Pac

k!Luzu (Karmaland series)

k!Quackity (Karmaland 5)

c!Technoblade (DSMP)

Dr. Benito (OPQ)

Lucie Pocharde (OPQ)

Micael (OPQ) [I wanna dissect him under a microscope]

Hamlet (Hamlet)

Darwin (TAWOG)

Kinger (TADC)

Lukas (MCSM)

Temari (Naruto)

Kankuro (Naruto)

Gaara (Naruto)

The version of team 8 that lives in my head (Naruto)

Dirk Strider (Homestuck)

Rose Lalonde (Homestuck)

Kars (JJBA)

Silver (Sonic the Hedgehog)

Shadow (Sonic the Hedgehog)

Favorite QSMP ships (in order):

Fitpac

Pissa

Bagina

Spiderduck

Frubbo

Spiderbit

Fooligetta

Felpac

Other ships I'm normal about:

Kakagai

Narugaa

HinaKibaShino

Jesskas

Nurm/Jack

Legosi/Haru/Louis

Bill/Pina/Aoba

Esikars

Avpol

Josuyasu

Bubbline

Treebark

Solidaritek

K!Luckity

K!Rubegetta

Karabita

Davekat

Pepsicola

Bokuaka

Favorite Bands / singers atm:

Asian Kung-fu Generation

Stance punks

MCR

Revolverheld

The Foo Fighters

B-Project

La luz Mandarina

Miranda!

Mother mother

Tally Hall

Camila

Miguel Mateos

Favorite songs atm (no order):

The best of you - foo fighters

Un día normal - La luz mandarina

Baby don't dance - Mother mother

Life - Mother mother

Hello, no future - stance punks

Love addiction - Thrive (B-project)

Love Union - Thrive, Moons (B-Project)

Fantasmas - Miranda!

El hijo de Hernandez - El cuarteto de Nos

Adjö - Aria

Wonderful Life - Black

Limousine - Be'o, Mino

Ser o Parecer - RBD

So bitter - Stxlkin

Still into you - Paramore

Electric blue - ICEHOUSE

QSMP blinkies by @/etoilesbienne

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[holiday-7]

Something I made up that is also somewhat a Gumball parody

Jushtin: *crying* Queen Spiderbite: Jushtin, Duchess Recluza leaving for a couple of months isn't going to be a bad thing. Slime: Yeah, and maybe we'll finally get a pleasant person to live with during those few months. Jushtin: *gets up from the ground* [in a demonic voice] YOU TAKE THAT BACK! NO ONE COULD EVER REPLACE THE MIRACLE THAT IS MY WIFE! TAKE IT BACK! Slime: Okay, geez! I take it back. I take it all back. Jushtin: NO, DO IT PROPERLY! AND TAKE YOUR WORDS BACK! Slime: *speaks in reverse* Jushtin: [normal voice] Thank you. Princess Spiderbite: Okay, but I have a question. If you only knew now that she was leaving for a few months, then how the hell did you make that shrine so quickly? Jushtin: Oh no, I've always had that. Now if you excuse me, I have some mourning to do.

[thejunkyardafewblocksfromhere]

Like a village on the steppe About to get collectivized When the men emerge with rifles from the haystack Everybody looks surprised -Spent Gladiator 2, The Mountain Goats

[luluisoff]

[darkmasterofcupcakes]

When I read the twilight series when I was younger, I remember being horrified that Bella had to consume blood since her half vampire baby was eating her blood and making her sick and how later on in the book we get an adult half human vampire who said his mom had to drink blood when pregnant with him. Then in Tokyo ghoul when a ghoul gets pregnant with someone who was originally human, she had to force herself to eat human food for the baby and said she didn't know if she could come full term with the pregnancy. I mean, I love how the writers tried coming up with reasonings behind half human pregnancy. I really wonder how the svtfoe crew could have done it, but maybe it wouldn't have been allowed on the show and gone to something else like another book.

I doubt they'd ever go into detail about any kind of pregnancy. I think that's something that'll be left to the fans to decide how they want to interpret it.

Though, I think what would be especially interesting is seeing how pregnancy would effect the mother if she and the father are notably different species? Like, I think the best example would be Princess Penelope Spiderbite and Slime? He's literally a slime-monster that's pretty much completely composed of slime that just has a humanoid shape most of the time, and she's a Mewman, who mostly seem to be biologically identical to humans. What would a pregnancy be like for her if/when they have kids together?

[tibllec]

Spiderbit princess+guard royal au (Cellbit is the princess)

[lockoutkey]

fuck your discourse i wanna talk about my spiderbit anastasia au

anyways so Foolish and Vegetta are kings of quesadilla island and their families have been ruling for centuries. However, the people of q island have gotten tired of being ruled after hearing rumors of corruption and overthrow the crown. The kings and their daughter Leonarda are assumed dead, but some people believe Princess Melissia is still alive.

Cue the favela five. you have Pac e Mike, ex scientists who are now pulling “odd jobs”. forever, the new president under the federation. Felps, ?????, and Cellbit, an escaped convict.

They all hang out in StarBobby, complaining about the federation and gossiping about the lost princess. Roier, a new hire at SB, chimes on that they’ll be killed if they keep talking. Cellbit takes it as a competition rather than a warning.

[bizzbeaa]

winter art lmao

what is the freezing point of slime?