#Queen Spiderbite

[thejunkyardafewblocksfromhere]

Nothing in the shadows but the shadow hands Reaching out to sad, young, frightened men The loneliest people in the whole wide world Are the ones you're never going to see again Yeah, the loneliest people in the whole wide world Are the ones you're never going to see again -Harlem Roulette, The Mountain Goats

[thatweirdnoise]

Someone mentioned coffee shop au?

au where Cellbit is a freshly bitten vampire who just opened a coffee shop and is trying to adjust to society again

and Roier is a psychology major trying to flirt with the handsome barista without knowing what in hell he's getting himself into

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[moethefirst]

This Vixen Butterfly, Soleste’s Son with Shastacan Spider and the original heir to the Butterfly throne. Before his half-sister Everess came along.

[somebluemelodies]

i love that there’s an ongoing theme with a lot of the qsmp ships (especially the canon/close to canon ones) that is just this typically serious, nonchalant character - likely with a heavy/angsty backstory - and a character who’s oftentimes silly/chaotic, dramatic, or simply exudes wet cat energy, with or without the angsty backstory

i’m mainly looking at spiderbit, fitpac, and pissa/phissa- read my nonsensical ramble under the cut-

spiderbit!! you have q!Cellbit: a former child solider and an ex-convict from Alcatraz bc he was a cannibal and essentially a crazed serial killer. and his husband is q!Roier, who spent his earlier days on the island flirting with anyone and everyone, has Drama Queen™️ tendencies, and has an alter-ego who lives a double life as a stripper and psychologist. i don’t think Chafaland is canon so we don’t have much of a pre-island backstory for him, if one at all. granted, q!Cellbit we all know that sometimes has the wet cat or chaotic moments, so different dynamics can be interchanged between these two

fitpac!! q!Fit comes directly from the anarchy hellscape known as 2b2t, and as far as i’m aware, has spent most of if not all of his life there. led wars, killed a shit ton of people… yknow, all that jazz. literal war veteran. and yet!! who softens him and literally makes him fucking blush but none other than q!Pac. yes, q!Pac literally got his leg eaten and was also put into Alcatraz but up until he got kidnapped a couple weeks ago, the sheer chaos of this man?? regardless of the angst?? and now he’s slowly healing and getting back to normal too?? a silly lil inventor guy fr

pissa (why was this the chosen ship name again?)!! idk what the hell is going on with q!Phil’s backstory other than that he’s an/the Angel of Death, so there’s whatever angst and/or drama that comes with that. but this man just wants to chill and take care of his kids. and then… you have q!Missa… the MOST pathetic wet cat (/affectionate) on the entire island. and yknow what? i love him for that! the way this man has acted with q!Phil since he returned? i don’t even think i need to elaborate

but on a more serious note tho, i love that the relationships can (and do) run so much deeper too

i’ve talked about spiderbit plenty, but i’ll keep talking about them bc they just mean sm to me. the way they balance each other out and complement each other, the way they’re always there for each other. the way their relationship is so heavily built on trust. these two have so much love and commitment for each other it’s almost sickening. meus pais </3

fucking fitpac man they grew on me so fast :’D there’s a certain depth and potential with them that makes me crazy. they way they could (and do) help each other and always look out for each other. the way that they, regardless of inadvertently or intentionally, help each other heal from all the baggage they each carry is just… ough. i need them to become canon at this point idc. they’re both clearly into each other i don’t make the rules. THE POTENTIAL

i really hope we get more pissa bc it’s literally so crystal clear they care about each other, regardless of how much distance or how much time has passed. and that’s big. just like fitpac, there’s so much potential with them too, even if their marriage is platonic. i just wanna see their dynamic explored more please and thank you. it’s been so long </3

ANYWAY that’s… whatever this was. did this make any sense? idk. these gay cubitos man, i’m telling you. gotta love the lgbtqsmp. if you read all that, thanks :D

[thesmpisonfire]

Spiderbit aka two drama queens with ccs that love soap operas so they'll make the most dramatic shit out of the ship that they can

[anonymous-dentist]

what’s lil spiderbit’s fairy wedding like it sounds so cute

Okay so it’s a lot like it is in canon, but it’s obviously smaller. Mother Dove gives her blessing, and the Queen actually officiates because fairy weddings are actually relatively rare just because weddings are a very Mainland thing and the fairies are just starting to bring those traditions back to Pixie Hollow with them after they change the seasons.

It’s cute! It’s held in a flower patch and Etoiles the Light-Talent Fairy makes sure it’s a sunny day and Pac and Mike the Tinker Fairies made custom little weddings rings for them. Cellbit and Roier both take a pinch of their own individual bags of pixie dust and sprinkle it on each other to symbolize sharing their lives for all eternity, and then they kiss and Cellbit smiles so hard that it’s hard to kiss him and Roier is so happy that he accidentally flutters himself and Cellbit up into the air without meaning to

[holdingontodust]

A simple desire to edit a cape onto Toffee resulted in the birth of a Civil War AU I’m calling Moon vs the Forces of Mayhem

In this AU, the day the peace treaty was supposed to be signed, Mina and the Magic High Commission betrayed Queen Comet and crystalized her. During the uproar that followed, Mina accidentally let slip the fact that Festivia was born a commoner, leading to the Mewman kingdoms to realize that anyone could use magic and all start fighting for the wand- including Mina herself, backed by the MHC and an army of monster hating supporters, and Miss Heinous of St. Olga’s who turned her robot staff into an army when she realized that she was the rightful heir to the Butterfly Kingdom.

Meanwhile, after her mother was crystalized, Moon was taken in by Archduke Batwin and the monsters. Wanting to fulfill her mother’s dream of making peace with them, Moon allied herself with the monsters, and changed her name to “Moon Dragonfly” in an attempt to appease Heinous, who takes back her birth name of Meteora. They each realize that the other is a victim and their true enemy is the Commission who deceived them both, but there’s still a lot of bad blood between them and they currently have a tentative truce.

Toffee was going to kill Comet the day of the signing, but was shocked by the betrayal of the Commission and Mina. He quickly decided that Moon’s family was not the problem, but rather the Commission and befriended Moon when the Archduke took her in. After a few years, Moon decided that Batwin no longer had the spine to lead, killed him, and promoted Toffee to the position of “Grand General” and took him as her lover. 

Meanwhile, River Johansen, a former suitor of hers, was pressured by his family to try to claim the Magic Wand for the Barbarian Clans. He tried to explain to her that he was only doing what his family demanded, but Moon refused to listen and later captured his family and fed half of them to her monsters. River has sworn vengeance and is allied with his childhood friend King Ponyhead.

Allegiances

Moon is allied with most Monster clans, but her closet is Septarsis. The Underworld is neutral, but Moon has been actively trying to gain their favor. 

The Johansens and the Ponyheads have an alliance.

The Spiderbite Kingdom, the Waterfolk Kingdom and the Avarius family are allies.

Meteora has her robot army and the allegiance of the Sizeshifters that are her kin. She frequently enlists Rasticore as her bodyguard or to do an assassination for her, but he’s actually on Toffee’s payroll keeping an eye on her and her movements to report back.

[toaverse]

Queens of Mewni headcanons

Have some headcanons of some queens of Mewni!

Festivia obviously favored Cresenta over Dirhhennia. Even hoping that her youngest daughter would be allowed to be her heir, which eventually happened.

Comet and Etheria did not get along growing up, at all.

Cresenta was the one who arranged Rhina’s marriage to John, not really caring that her daughter objected to it.

Celena taught Comet how to cook.

Rumors went around that Feativia had many extramarital affairs and that Cresenta was the result of one, and that she was an illegitimate heir.

Rumor also had it that Rhina was actually Dirhhennia’s and Chad’s daughter, and that Cresenta took and raised her as an heir after turning Dirhhennia into a wolf.

Celena was dubbed the most beautiful queen of Mewni by the people.

Jushtin gave Eclipsa her signature hat as a birthday present.

Estrella made the tapestries of the previous queens.

Comet and Lazlo divorced shortly after Felicity was born.

Celena did have some demon traits inherited from her father, most notably her fangs. But she kept those traits a secret.

Eclipsa often went to the Spiderbite kingdom to visit her aunt and uncle.

Estrella was dubbed the most loved queen of Mewni.

[darkmasterofcupcakes]

I reread Eclipsa’s chapter and, yeah, I have to agree with her that I don’t see why Solaria arranged a marriage between Eclipsa and Shastacan? It really doesn’t seem like the Spiderbites have anything to offer the Butterfly family, and there’s not even the possible “advantage” of the idea that someone with Butterfly blood would rule both Kingdoms, since Shastacan was the second son and presumably wouldn’t have normally inherited anything. 

There’s not even the argument that Solaria just picked him because he was the only Mewman around Eclipsa’s age who was unspoken for and Eclipsa needed someone to produce an heir with. Because as is implied in Solaria’s chapter and flat out stated by Eclipsa in her own chapter, apparently, despite what you might assume with how Mewnian society seems to be inspired a lot by olden times, a Queen having a child out of wedlock isn’t a big deal. Meaning there really wasn’t any reason why Eclipsa couldn’t have just basically done something like gotten a donor (glorified or otherwise) and had a child that way, husband or no husband. 

[aj-thegreatest]

“Ugh, this is ridiculous.”

Queen Spiderbite pinched the bridge of her brow. An annoyed sigh came out. “You’d think after a year, she’d get it together.”

Accompanied by her husband and daughter, they waited in the Monster Temple foyer. Their very first meeting had a…rocky start. But surely, after everything, things would be better?

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The long(ish) awaited Chapter 3! A bit more lighter(?) than the first two, but still a good one. Enjoy!

[thejunkyardafewblocksfromhere]

I don't know why I'm so persuaded That if I think things through Long enough and hard enough I'll somehow get to you -Oceanographer’s Choice, The Mountain Goats

[ilovequeercats]

another allegiances plan for Talonclan (Talon) tbh I don't know/care about a lot of these guys esp in gen 1 but ig I gotta add them so

Gen 1 Talonclan: Founding

Leader: Talonstar (Antonio Bartalotti)- large black and white tom

Deputy: Tigerfoot (doomfist)- giant muscular brown tabby tom with incredible strength

Medicine cat: Redfur (Augusto Vialli)- cunning ginger tom

Warriors:

Branchpelt (Sanjay Korpal)- lean sandy tom

Cindergaze (Maximilien)-cunning and slim dark gray tom

Apprentices:

n/a

Queens:

n/a

Elders:

n/a

Gen 2 Talonclan: Thriving (Current)

Leader: Tigerstar (doomfist)- giant muscular brown tabby tom with incredible strength

Deputy: Deathshadow (reaper): heavily scarred old black tom that wears a skull of unknown origins on his head

Medicine Cats:

Poisonclaw (moira)- tortishelle she-cat with one red eye and one striking blue along with one of her front legs which appears to be decaying and purple

Troutdusk (baptiste)- dark brown tabby tom

Warriors:

Branchpelt (Sanjay Korpal)- lean sandy tom

Cindergaze (Maximilien)-cunning and slim dark gray tom

Spiderbite (Widowmaker)- sleek black she-cat with a red scar (black widow shaped) on her chest and striking yellow eyes

Violetshadow (sombra)- mysterious black she-cat with large scar on her head and striking violet eyes

Rocksong (sigma)- old gray tom with ragged fur and covered in unnatural scars

Badgertooth (mauga)- giant long-furred black and white tom

Apprentices:

n/a

Queens:

n/a

Elders:

n/a

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Updated References!:

[holiday-7]

Something I made up that is also somewhat a Gumball parody

Jushtin: *crying* Queen Spiderbite: Jushtin, Duchess Recluza leaving for a couple of months isn't going to be a bad thing. Slime: Yeah, and maybe we'll finally get a pleasant person to live with during those few months. Jushtin: *gets up from the ground* [in a demonic voice] YOU TAKE THAT BACK! NO ONE COULD EVER REPLACE THE MIRACLE THAT IS MY WIFE! TAKE IT BACK! Slime: Okay, geez! I take it back. I take it all back. Jushtin: NO, DO IT PROPERLY! AND TAKE YOUR WORDS BACK! Slime: *speaks in reverse* Jushtin: [normal voice] Thank you. Princess Spiderbite: Okay, but I have a question. If you only knew now that she was leaving for a few months, then how the hell did you make that shrine so quickly? Jushtin: Oh no, I've always had that. Now if you excuse me, I have some mourning to do.

[kindervonjupiter]

Beatress Jen Sylvia Wilson & Stefani May Osborn

The daughters of Queen Angel , Norman "Green Goblin" Osborn, and Wade "Deadpool" Wilson

Another set of superfetation babies for Queen Angel

Beatress Jen Sylvia Soska

Age: [REDACTED]

Namesake: Beatress from American Mary and the Soska Sisters

Appearance: She has short curly hair that reaches her earlobes. She's tall like her father. Her height is, 5'10. She's chubby like her mom. She is a bit of a goth girly girl like her mom. She dresses in black skirts and black tank tops a lot. While wearing black platform boots to make her taller. She like her sister Amanda, doesn't have tattoos or piercings due to the inherited healing factor of their father.

Personality: She's loud and obnoxious like her parents. She will fight for you no matter what, unless you hurt her then you're an enemy and she will destroy you. She's protective over everyone including her big sister Amanda. She's a Youtuber who does react/commentary videos. Her favorite things to react to are Marvel movies and TV shows for obvious reasons. She's very cheerful and sees the world in a positive light, which gets her in trouble sometimes. She may be Miss Positivist but she ain't afraid of beating someone up if they are being dangerous. Of course she doesn't know when to shut up like her parents, especially her father. What does she talks about? Who knows, only Beatress and her family understands her insanity.

Stefani May Osborn

Age: [REDACTED]

Namesake: Lady Gaga's real name Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, Queen Angel's Aunt May.

Appearance: She is 5'8 like her mom. She's as chubby as her too. She looks like her mother basically but with her father's blue eyes. She has long brown hair that reaches her buttocks. She dresses in black a lot too. She mostly wears black leather pants and various graphic tees. She has spiderbite piercings on her left side of her lip. She's got various tattoos, mostly ocean related tattoos due to her profession. She likes to wear purple eyeshadow and dark green lipstick, and her face is contoured intensely.

Personality: She's driven and ambitious like her father and sweet yet sinister like her mother. Her favorite movie is Finding Nemo. She joins in on making Harry the Osborn family punching bag with her brother Hans. She bullies him due to him bullying her mother growing up. She's in the science field like her father, but she's a marine biologist. Just like her brother, Hans, she wanted to do another thing that dealt with her mother. Hans has space and Stefani has the ocean. The two homes of their mother. She loves her uncle Peter too, and knows he's Spiderman but keeps it secret of course cause she knows, snitches get stitches. Plus he's family so she's got his back.