An absurd question keeps nagging at me: Could an inmate in a federal prison get a leave to attend his own presidential inauguration?
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Even if Trump is convicted and imprisoned, he could continue to run for office and even presumably hold the office of president, if he isn’t too busy in the prison factory making license plates.
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I guess accommodations could be made so that prison officials didn’t listen in on phone conversations between federal inmate No. 62953-804 and Chinese and Russian leaders. Perhaps summits could be held in a larger cell? State banquets in the prison dining hall?
New York Times columnist Nicolas Kristof speculating on what might happen if Trump is convicted but gets elected president anyway.
With late night comedy shows on hiatus because of the writers' strike, it's up to the more creative and talented minds here to envision scenarios of a Trump presidency from prison.
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As soon as it looks like Trump is headed to jail, Fox News suddenly discovers American prisons can, in fact, have inhumane conditions.
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If there's anything I'm certain about after tonight's debate it's that the snl writers are about to have the time of their lives
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I swear the more he’s hated the harder he fights tho. Ya know? It’s silly asf.
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Whatever happens this week regarding that despotic manchild of fast food proportions, he deserves this indictment. We’re so close to holding that piece of self-absorbed cretinous blobshit accountable, the sensation is palpable.
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Anyone who doesn't live in the weird Trump Cinematic Universe knew that this is exactly what was going to happen. This doesn't gain him a single vote, it doesn't win him a news cycle, it doesn't distract anyone who matters from the DNC.
But it absolutely will activate the entire Swiftie Army to work even harder to defeat him. It will likely force Taylor Swift and her legendary team to respond to him and his campaign in a way that is not going to go well for him, at all.
I love this for him. Bless his heart.
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