Valorant Agent Headcannons
Pairings: None <33
Warnings: Fluff, Sillies, Headcannons,
A/N: My friend and I were rambling and writing stupid headcannons after playing a comp match so here we are \(・◡・)/
-Yoru is double jointed
-Sage is heavily questioning her sexuality
-Omen is heavily questioning his mental insanity
-Phoenix has a sneaker collection
-Raze and KJ wake everyone up with there bots
-Chamber when he gets mad he starts speaking french sassily
-Kay/0 has a file that's filled with comfort shows for the agents
-Kay/0 knows how to make pancakes and makes them for everyone
-Skye drags every new agent into a run in the morning
-Omen once made every agent a knitted sweater for christmas… Ugly sweaters for life <33
-Breach makes good swedish sweets for everyone
-Wingman would make beaded bracelets to agents he likes
-Gekko bought a bead set for wingman so he could make more bracelets
-When Kay/0 feels petty at an agent he will translate their mother tongue into english for the others to hear ESPECIALLY when someone talks shit (reyna)
-Neon knows how to play Bass
-All the young agents have tried to make a band together
-Sage likes to gossip with Iso over tea and boba
-When Clove’s pissed they make fanfics of the other agents >:D
-Fade plays with her haunts like yarn (CANNON)
-Astra collects seashells for Harbor
-Sova has once had a snow globe obsession. He would bring them back to show his grandmother and place it on a shelf
-Gekko has called older agents slang names
-Viper is obviously a coffee woman and Reyna is a tea woman
-Jett has tried to make Skyes birds move faster SHE WAS NOT HAPPY
-Deadlock & Sova sometimes have a snowman building contest
-KJ likes anime but also phoenix who hides it
-Yoru and KJ know phoenix like anime Yoru found out by seeing Phoenix dance to anime songs
-Yoru would bring back trinkets for them but denies he thought about them (LIAR)
-Reyna wants to take up crocheting
-Astra is really good at the drums
-Gekko has gotten curious on how his little friends taste he made a list
-Deadlock braids hair, and helps breach braid his
-Iso is really good at cooking and cooks with Jett in his spare time.
-Similarly, Jett and Iso have cook offs and get the other agents to vote
-Clove sneakily puts pride flag toothpicks in everyone's food
-Raze sneaks love letters in everyones lockersand watches with breach and laughs
-Harbour has a bath bomb addiction and collects them like an insane person
-Brimstone has reading glasses
-Cypher gets gifts from everyone on fathers day and also mothers day
-Kj likes making forts
-Chamber corrects the waiters pronunciation at french restaurants
-Reyna plays basketball with Gekko and helps him aim
-Phoenix is trying to learn how to sew so he can make better jackets due to Jett trying to take them
-Clove has an etsy and the only people that buy are breach and gekko
-Neon VS Gekko in any sports (NEON WINS PINOY PRIDE MFS)
-Deadlock is scared of dogs
-When Neon gets sick every agent fears for their lives. Her sneezes are BIG (Zoomies)
- Neon and Jett get the zoomies if they have energy drinks or coffee
-Brim is a BBQ dad he makes good burgers
-Imagine Fade looking into Deadlock's nightmares and seeing Cub instead of the bear
-Cypher has tinkered with Chamber,Raze, and KJ’s is tech for funsies
-Cypher will use people’s fetishes against them
-Sova wears one of omens knitted scarves when he goes hunting
-Omen gets overwhelmed by crowds sometimes so he likes to hide somewhere quietly
-Jett would GRIND on Wuthering Waves and Honkai Star Rail
-Sova has different variations of prosthetic eyes and sometimes he gets gifted weirder or cooler looking ones for fun
-Sova as a party trick has taken his prosthetic eye out and some younger agents who haven’t known scream like a banshee
-Phoenix is a mama’s boy (I BELIEVE HE HAS TWO MUMS)
-Sage has binged Avatar The Last Airbender many times and takes inspiration from Katara
-Jett has a hidey hole full of other agents' belongings. Yoru’s knives, Phoenix’s shoes, Cyphers hat (sometimes)
-Yoru has tried time travelling, Phoenix jokes about it all the time
-When someone has a bad day, cypher watches over them over the camera to make sure they aren't doing anything bad to themself
-Yoru gives haircuts and is actually good, but he keeps yapping while using his different knives
-Gekko sings creep by radiohead in the shower when he's sad and Neon films from outside the door and jokes about it
-Omen gets too much candy due to being treated as a trick or treater
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