#RVB West

[lavernius]

More old art that never got posted!

[hipstersoulgushers-art]

zero doodles

[billfinarts]

Shatter Squad refs!

I know most of us really didn't like RvB Zero (myself included), but I decided to give these guys another chance. However, they're very different from their show counterparts.

Get ready to see them appear in Chapter 3 of Towards the Sky!

[turkwriter]

Simmons finally gets that promotion he's been waiting years for.

[yaoiwars]

You’re about to get on a plane to go to a horrible business meeting for a dead end job you’ve been stuck at for 20 years- oh no! But what’s this..? There’s some extra seats available since some of the other passengers were detained because of some “vision” they had about a deadly crash..but nevermind that.

Choose wisely!!

[bugsontoastt]

Another rvb rp related thing, featuring my friend’s OC, Agent West Virginia with York

[purpleskelet0n]

Btw I said this in tags but like omg it means so much that you all like my rvb ocs and it's motivating me even more to try and make something involving them IM SO HAPPY YOU LIKE THEM

Sketchbook because I'm traveling rn

[discordzero]

Wally, come get your assigned Green Lantern he’s turning into The Meta.

@may-lancholy

[radiantrookie]

The Reds and Blues interacting with the Shatter Squad

[widowshill]

thinking about how roger is the one to undo the last knot and let her go in the original scripts.

[rvb-relationship-royale]

RVB Romantic Relationship Royale- Round 1, Part 2, Poll 6

[crystalsandbubbletea]

Facts about Agent Virginia!

I based her personality off of one of my friends, we were making sibling Freelancer OC's and she based some aspects her West Virginia OC off of me so I based some of Virgina's personality off of her :}

Her sister West calls her 'Vee'

She ABSOLUTELY HATES being called 'Virgin' for obvious reasons

She's a lesbian (Istg I better not be attacked for this-)

Her best friend was Connecticut, she was very sad when she learned when she died

She was fine with Ohio, Idaho, and Iowa, in fact she viewed them as her younger siblings

For reasons unknown she was afraid of North, Virginia claims it's because he "looked scary" (I feel bad now because North was one of my favorite characters-)

She absolutely adored Theta

"Is it possible for me to hug Theta?"

"No Vee, Theta's an AI."

"But I want to hug Theta!"

"For God's sake you two, stop talking and get back to the mission!"

(Up for y'all to decide who yelled at West and Vee to get back to the mission)

[misty-groves]

Restoration and post series Josie Beaumont

Josie stayed with Caboose of course and spent months worried about Tucker

She still has her a.i from the project and is, in fact, at risk.

When the Epsolon recording flickers on she just groans "motherfucker"

And then Church is like "I need your help Caboose. And you definitely need mine- don't start with me Josie. You need my help."

They go to the reds and Josie is like "Hey guys remember when I didn't let you die?"

Then the YouTube video format explanation happens and she's just done.

This is bullshit.

They break in for the memory unit and then Tucked shows up and she's like "why?"

Josie proceeds to try to save Caboose, is holding back, and gets her Achilles tendon cut.

Thanks to her healing unit and modified genetics she recovers after an hour, Caboose has to carry her out of the room.

Tucker is having a shit day.

More things happen.

Josie fights Meta with Carolina and Tex, is actually killed and revived thanks to Simmons. she ends up in a medical coma for like, a month

She stops holding back

She finally loses Omikron (her ai) to the storage unit.

When she wakes up she just leaves. She's in bluebase medbay afterall.

She goes to Tucker's room and knocks

"Hey sorry I almost killed you." Is the first thing she says

he laughs and pulls her into a hug.

Theh all get their shit together the end.

[turkwriter]

Being on Chorus brings up some bad memories for Grif.

[scarlettwritesfluff]

December Day 27

All deaths by Temple on this list are not canon Temple had 5 unknown Freelancer Victims so we picked at random

All deaths by The Meta on this list are not canon The Meta had 3 unknown freelancer victims so I picked at random

All deaths by Tex on this list are not canon Tex has a few unknown freelancer victims but we don't have a number so I chose four at random

The Numbers didn't seem right for MIA so let's add 5 more freelancers KIA Chosen at random

All Pronouns Chosen At Random

[aitadjcrazytimes]

It's been a good run

But it's time to bring this to a close!

The saga is over, C, T and I are all together. T and I are in the swing of it, C approves as much as it is possible for him to approve of anything, everyone knows about the blog and is chill.

C is back at his rightful place of walking his sister down the aisle.

I'm getting everything I want, and we're all free to make each other miserable until the day we die.

I'm not going to be updating this blog anymore! Nobody else involved with the situation will be submitting any more AITA posts either, because they are either not on tumblr or agreed it would be annoying.

I will say that there is some stuff on here that I've alluded to that isn't necessarily 100% in the spirit of things, so I've included some stuff below the cut for the folks who have caught onto that. I would not suggest reading it if you like how all of this played out and want to keep it that way. I know that's incredibly vague, but I'm not sure how to phrase it without making it weird?

Thank you all for listening and talking to me over the past few days! That's where I'm leaving it!

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...Is everyone who wants to keep believing in the disaster polycule gone? Yes? OK!

So, this was fake. I made up the whole thing. TK and C and T and everyone else are fictional characters. Did I lie? Yes. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.

Q: All of it? Even the og AITA post? The followup AITA post? The screenshots?

A: All of it.

Q: Wh... Why did you do this...?

A: Well, first this all started as a Red vs Blue fanfic for the ship Chexer (Church/Tex/Tucker)-

It started as a fanfic for Chexer. However, I was already working on a different fanfic for RVB that was totalling about 15k words at this point (+ at least 90k to go), and I knew I would never have the time or energy to write this one. I thought: yknow. this would be really funny as an aita post.

Q: It was a fanfic of a Halo fanfic series.

A: Yep!

So, I submitted Tucker's perspective. I did not expect for it to get more than maybe 100 notes at most. I totally thought someone would call it out right away.

The funny part is, if I'd dedicated all this energy to a fic instead of this blog, I'd probably have about 15-20 thousand words of fic already, but whatever, can't ruin my personal day!

Also, I wanted to see how many people would figure it out/how long it would take for it to become too obvious that this was a fandom thing. I was dropping names and RvB lore since the beginning. A few people did figure it out, and I DMed them in private to let them know.

Q: But why make the blog then?

A: Because I love to lie and be a nuisance to the general populace! <3

It was always my intent to wait until Carolina's perspective got posted (i am honestly still shocked i got away with "Carey/Georgia/West Virginia/Alabama/Miss Louisiana 1988"), let it simmer for about a day, then come clean. Which is what I'm doing now!

The reason I'm coming clean now instead of dragging it out is because I don't want anyone to feel stupid or like they got duped. You're not stupid! You were a part of this story! This was, as one anon said, a creative writing project. It was a collaboration! Thank you so much for helping me!

That said, I'm sorry to anyone that finds this disappointing! I had a blast doing this, but I will not be doing it again. I have gotten my fill. I have had my taste of being an influencer, and now I can go on with my life without ever feeling like I need to start a youtube channel.

Q: How did you keep up with a consistent timeline?

A: I didn't, especially at first. But in my time as a liar who lies about things, I have found that usually people are willing to believe you when you say "yeah, i lied about that".

Q: Wait, what about the thing with your kid?

A: Yeah, I fucked up on this one. In the other fic I was/am writing, Tucker was around 33. So, when I was saying what Junior's age was, I subtracted it from 33 and got 18. It wasn't until I was showing my partner the blog and they said "Wait, he had his kid at 13??????" that I realized I had fucked up. Oops!

Q: Was it really ALL fake?

A: For the most part. I will say that I did actually drop chocolate cake all over my tits that one time and had to shower by myself like a fucking loser. That one was true. I did also get my nails done for the first time ever, which did actually affect my typing. And I am in a band (but so is Tucker, canonically)! There are a few other things as well, but I don't want to list all of them.

Q: DID you ever read homestuck?

A: Nope. And I never will.

Even the title, though I will say that the title I came up with was "Leonard "Alpha Bitch" Church's Decidedly Not Lo-Fi Beats to Get Nasty and Get Clean To: The Movie"

Q: So there was never a combination sex/bathtime playlist?

A: Maybe! But perhaps more accurately: the combination sex/bathtime playlist was inside of you all along. You can make it. There are only three songs on there that are canon to the lore of this blog. Those are No Children by The Mountain Goats, Take It Out On Me by Thousand Foot Krutch, and one unknown song from the album Good Apollo, I'm Burning Star IV by Coheed and Cambria (Yep, the call was coming from inside the house, I gave Church my music taste). I had intended this to be Wake Up, but it's out of my hands now. The rest is yours to fill in.

Q: What's your main blog, so I can follow you?

A: Hi, this is aitadjcrazytimes. You're not getting that.

Q: Your AO3 handle?

A: Nope, not that either.

You will never find me. And that's the way I want it. You will see me in every blog. Every new follower. Every stranger you meet on the street. You will look into your discord kitten's eyes, and you will absently wonder if he was the one behind aitadjcrazytimes. And you will never know for certain.

Q: But-

A: Let me live on in your memory. The only person who knows both who I am and the fact that I did this is my partner, who is not into RvB or commonly on tumblr. I am not a RvB blog. I am not a writing blog. I am a nobody on the fringes of tumblr society who's been here long enough to know how to remain in the shadows.

And, even if you do manage to find me, against all odds:

No one will ever believe you.

I am closing my askbox. I am also closing my messages. If you have anything to say to Tucker or Me (tumblr user aitadjcrazytimes), you are welcome to do so in the replies or reblogs, but you will not be receiving an answer. I'll keep this blog up for anyone that wants to go through after the fact and do a deep dive or what have you.

Thanks to everyone who made this into the wild ride it was! Live long and get fucked or whatever! Xoxo <3