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#Reader has a crush
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Sith!Reader: Stay Up At Night
Darth Maul, looking annoyed: On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you hate Kenobi?
Reader: 10, obviously. He's annoying but it's not like I stay up at night thinking about him. I'm not wasting my time on our enemy.
[Later that night, at 3am]:
Reader: FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!!! I tAkE thAT bAcK!
Meanwhile Maul: I can't believe they said 10! Only I can say 10! It's reserved for me! I am Kenobi Hater Nr. 1!!!
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