#RealEstateHumor

[tonyastahlrealtor]

😱🔑 Happy Friday the 13th! 🏡✨ Don’t let things get spooky — give me call when it's time to sell your home!

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[imhomeinspections]

I’ve Never Seen THIS Happen During an Inspection - 

[kim21pro]

🎁 All I want for Christmas is... a lower mortgage rate and my dream home! 🎄✨ Who else feels this? 🙋 Happy Friday!

[delcorinternationalrealty]

When being a Realtor means your office is wherever your phone is.

[belpatraminfratechproperty]

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[buzzweave-marketing]

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[applerealty]

Make sure you're preapproved before asking for a showing! 🍎♥

[otaviogilbert]

Realtors Worst Nightmare

Get ready for some real estate humor! 😂 Dive into the lighter side of the industry with "Realtor's Worst Nightmare 😅" – a hilarious take on the ups and downs of the realtor life. Don't miss out on the laughs, and share your own experiences in the comments below!

[propertybuyersnj]

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[kim21pro]

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[applerealty]

Surely!

[livinginelpasotexas]

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[henrydgay]

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[tonyastahlrealtor]

Silver linings, people! 😆🙌

But really...don't forget Daylight Savings time on Sunday 🕰️☀️

[carolbmoon]

🎯 Why do real estate agents ask so many questions? #elpasorealestate Because friend, we’re not just… 🎯 Why do real estate agents ask so many questions? #elpasorealestate Because friend, we’re not just showing houses—we’re matching you with your future dream home🏡💍 Before you fall in love with a kitchen island you can’t afford (yet 😅), let’s talk PRE-APPROVAL. 👀 Yes, we’re gonna ask: • How much you make 💵 • Your credit score 📉 • Your debts, assets, and even your favorite cereal 🥣 (kidding… kinda) Because the truth is: The smoother your approval, the smoother your move. Don’t shop until you’re prepped. Trust us—it saves time, tears, and tour fatigue. 📲 +1 (844) 523-1115 me “READY” and let’s get you approved the right way 🔑 #HomeBuyingTips #GetApprovedFirst #RealEstateHumor #HouseHunting #ElPasoRealEstate #WalkingManifestator #MortgageReady #FunnyRealtor #BuySmart #elpasotexas #texashomes #texas #relocation via Living in El Paso Texas https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdQ3Td_Dk4RcfXhJfCH6Nnw June 12, 2025 at 10:35PM via Living in El Paso Texas https://ift.tt/ueTADiN June 12, 2025 at 11:29PM

[shawnainparadise]

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#AprilFools #RealEstateHumor #MakeTheMove #ApolloBeachHomes