#SFIB

[alicekhoneybee]

SFIB

Writing dialogue for two characters using the list of 1920s slang I found.

Characters: Irene Jackalope, 1,964 y/o Immortal, 7'0 tall woman

Micheal Harlow, 205 y/o Vampire, 6'1 and full of Italian spunk

Tri'kek, over 2,000 years old

Kai, like 21 y/o lesbian siren

Jaidyn, a 23 y/o pansexual archivist

Background:

They met in 1907 in a speakeasy in NY. Since then they have been inseparable friends, with a slow burn that's lasted for the past 117 years. And it's so damned obvious to anyone around them, but neither have ever approached it.

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"Irene, I'm behind the eight ball, this better be good" M. Harlow 

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"Alright, Bruno. But if you need any help, don't hesitate to gimmie a ring on your blower" - Irene J. 

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"Nah, we're just discussing bump gums. What's the rap on our gink?" 

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"Oh, don't be a bunny, I don't go to these ritzy parties for fun." - IJ 

"Yeah, well, that's what you say." - MH 

"I'm the high pillow here while Tri'kek is gone, even then, he sends my keister to them 'cause I have a higher tolerance to bump gums with that kind of crowd." - IJ 

"At least I don't drive a flivver." - MH 

"Oh? We talkin' bout my truck. How's your ziptied jalopy, huh?" - IJ 

"She's not that old! She's hittin' on all eights, so close your head. You couldn't even drive when I met you." - MH 

"THAT WAS IN 1907 MICHEAL, I WASN'T RICH!" - IJ 

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"Irene's gonna get real sore if she hears you talkin' bout her baby like that." - MH about Irene's truck.

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"I'm a man carrying a torch." Micheal takes a swig from the bottle. "Plus, I'm a vampire, I can get smoked as much as I want without getting a hangover. Now scram before I throw lead at ya." - MH

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Context: Irene is 1,964 years old. Micheal is around 200.

Kai turns to Micheal: "Robbin' the grave, ain't ya?" 

Jaidyn, turning to Kai: "No, it's more like she's robbing the cradle"

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1920's slang

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I'm workin' on a book, callin' it S.F.I.B. Seelie Federal Investigation Bureau. I can give more info on another post if y'all are interested.

[worldeaternyc]

Hey folks! Thanks for taking a minute to read out April/Early Spring News Update, and as always, thank you (again) for all your past and continued support! Here are the latest bits of news from World Eater Recordings, our bands and projects to update you with!

STARTING OFF: World Eater Recordings has been hired by Italian filmmaker Alan Carlos Guido for sound design and mixing for his amazing short film "we Live", based on an amazing, diverse neighborhood in his native Italy. It's a compelling and engaging film, presenting the various sides of life juxtaposed against the modern European reality. Its a film that conveys a unity of community that transcends national boundaries, and I'm sure you'll recognize yourself and your local community in it. We'll update you once the film is released-please look out for it!!

CURRENT CLASSIC PUNK/HARDCORE: We're very proud and thankful that so many of you have picked up a copy of GAMMA PHI ACME: 30 Years Beyond The Future! Its been fantastic for us to read the supportive comments and memories of amazing live shows from those who've been longtime supporters of the band. That being said-put one hand on your hat and another on your ass and hold on while we hip you tho this:

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While we suspect this cassette is from one of Gamma Phi Acme's infamous CBGB's shows-its a PURE FORCE either way! We are currently putting our magic sonic touches on it to bring the audio into the modern day, while preserving and enhancing the amazing live sound and energy of a legendary fun and dangerous NYC classic NYHC/Punk band (IYK, YK). We'll keep you posted on a release date, and in the meantime if you haven't done so, purchase yourself a copy of GAMMA PHI ACME: 30 Years Beyond the Future from https://gammaphiacme.bandcamp.com/album/30-years-beyond-the-future and when you're walking or driving, stream the album from Apple Music, Spotify, YouTube Music, or other favorite music streaming platform!

PERFORMANCE UPDATE: Jared Hassan Foles, and The Sweet Fuzzy Itsy Bitsy have separated from their work for the stage play “1001 Nights: Love Stories on Death Row (a Rock Opéra)”, (written and produced by Olga El), AND WILL NOT PERFORM at this year's NYC Fresh Fruit Festival, May 1-3, 2024.

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HOWEVER-the play and the Fresh Fruit Festival feature a wonderful set of performers and great works, and we encourage all those who may have bought tickets due to Jared Hassan Foles or The Sweet Fuzzy Itsy Bitsy's involvement, to keep their tickets and GO SEE THE PLAYS!!! You will have a GREAT time, you'll be supporting deserving, burgeoning artists, and The Sweet Fuzzy Itsy Bitsy will still (but separately) release the music as an EP/album sometime thereafter.

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THE JAZZ CHRONICLES: A small update-we've had to push back the release of Ty's Urban Groove- Tyree Pope’s amazing album that we’ve been working on the last year. We just want to ensure that everyone that's playing on the album is properly taken care of via the publishing-we want to get it RIGHT!! So remember: If you love smooth jazz with a touch of funk, you’ll love Ty’s Urban Groove, featuring members of the Latin Jazz All Stars, Irene Cara’s band (RIP), and the Drifters (yes-THE Drifters!!). Look for Ty’s Urban Groove on our label sometime between June-August 2024.

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BIG LIVE PERFORMANCE NEWS!!!!! BOOM-CHECK IT: Shrine for the Black Madonna (Shrine4TBM anywhere on the web) be playing a raucous Thursday evening show, May 9th at the fantastic The Bowery Electric-back in our beloved Lower East Side! Shrine for the Black Madonna joins an AMAZING lineup led by Burnt Sugar the Arkestra Chamber that are fired up to get us all SPRUNG for Spring!

The lineup features:

BSAC Electric Slide Conduction #1 conducted by Vernon Reid Shrine for the Black Madonna Juba Lee 4Tet @Ms. Olithea Ben Tyree’s Activator Trio Smoota & The Beast Honeychild Coleman B-Mack & Ms. Olithea w Jared Michael Nickerson’s Bubble Bass at the Top & Inbetwixt Sets

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[spankystokes]

Seige Fortress Iron Beserker art toy on Kickstarter now... help get this made!!! ( @dreamsofrobots ) More info over on SpankyStokes.com - (Link in our bio) —> SWIPE for more pics!!! ••• Don’t miss anything I post... turn on your push notifications for @SpankyStokes. Go to our main page, scroll up to the top, and hit that BELL icon in the top right corner, then click on all that apply. Thanks so much ••• #vinyltoys #softvinyl #spankystokes #toyblog #toyblogger #designertoys #artistsoninstagram #artist #hype #hypebeast #limitededition #vinyltoy — #art #draw #drawing #robot #robots #superrobot #mecha #giantrobot #sofubi #vinyltoys #sfib #toy #toys #arttoys #designertoys #siegefortressironberserker #kickstarter #kickstartercampaign http://dlvr.it/Sz8cW8

[imaginaryboyfriendsans]

# *She rolls her eyes at the saying but, nonetheless she follows after eagerly. She watches the flowers pulse before she tilts her head as she tries to hear what they were saying, once Raz spoke up, she glanced over* Really? *She asked with wide eyes* But, you're the maleficent and terrible Raz, how can someone like me make you safe? - Short j

*he shrugs, continuing to keep you close* I-I Suppose It Would Be Because I Don’t Have To Always Be Strong Around You. I Am Allowed To Be Weak... To Feel And To Express. Maybe... Maybe Because Home Is Anywhere You Are. *he blushes and nuzzles into your neck* Maybe Because As Long As I Have You I Have Achieved Everything. Maybe Because I Found My Perfect Match In You. 

[florencegendre]

Tooop, mon dessin de chrysanthème est dans le journal de l’American Society of Botanicals Artists. Bon au format timbre post, mais j’ai l’habitude!!! 🤣 • Thank you @asba.art #chrysanthemum #chrysantheme #watercolor #botanicalartist #botanicalart #botanicalwatercolor #realisticdrawing #yellowflowers #botanicalartist #illustration #illustratrice #sfib #florencegendreillustration (à United States) https://www.instagram.com/p/BrmXcdMnrbN/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=16k7ifupqpjft

[wksbyks]

“We all live in a house on fire, no fire department to call; no way out, just the upstairs window to look out of while the fire burns the house down with us trapped, locked in it.” ― Tennessee Williams, The Milk Train Doesn't Stop Here Anymore #burning #fire #house #trapped #windows #emotions #covid #covid_19 #change #lockdown2021 #wksbyks https://instagr.am/p/CLx_Aj-sfIb/

[bachisbach]

‘ In order correctly to define art, it is necessary, first of all, to cease to consider it as a means to pleasure, and to consider it as one of the conditions of human life. Viewing it in this way, we cannot fail to observe that art is one of the means of intercourse between man and man. ‘

[kaos-sverige]

Russell Brand & Marianne Williamson | Under The Skin Full Episode

Published on Aug 5, 2019

Check out the rest of the the Under The Skin podcasts on Luminary - get 'em here: http://luminary.link/russell Subscribe to my channel here: http://tinyurl.com/opragcg (make sure to hit the BELL icon to be notified of new videos!) Listen to my Under The Skin podcast here: http://luminary.link/russell Get my book "Recovery" here: https://amzn.to/2R7c810 Get my book "Mentors" here (and as an audiobook!): https://amzn.to/2t0Zu9U Instagram: http://instagram.com/russellbrand/ Twitter: http://twitter.com/rustyrockets Produced by Jenny May Finn (Instagram: @jennymayfinn)

[imaginaryboyfriendsans]

Not sure if you didn't get it or I'm just late as always)*She huffs* You, my dear, are not a demon, but rather than a handsome skeleton who deserves all my love. *She would then beam* I would love to see! *She smiles as she held onto Raz, gazing at him with an awestruck look* - Shorty J

*he grins playfully as he takes your hand* I AM CRUEL AND WICKED TO ALL BUT YOU MY QUEEN. *he lifts your hand up to press a kiss to the top* NOW, FOLLOW ME MY DEAR. *he leads you to a strange section of Waterfall, picking four of the floating stepping flowers and creating a bridge. He leads you across them to an alcove completely cut off from the rest of the area. There’s a bench and so many flowers in this tiny area. If you listen closely you can hear two flowers next to the bench whispering, “do I deserve her?”, “I love her”. Razz speaks to try and drown out the noise* THIS IS THE PLACE I GO WHEN I NEED TO THINK... IT IS MY SAFE HAVEN. *There’s a light blush across his cheekbones as he seems to be gathering the courage to speak* I HAVEN’T NEEDED IT SINCE GAINING YOUR AFFECTION. I SUPPOSE... YOU MAKE ME FEEL SAFE.

[imaginaryboyfriendsans]

# *She giggles softly as she listens to this* Fiercely cute. *She nods confidently before she gazes up at the shimmering rocks, keeping her arms wrapped around Raz's neck* It stinks that you're stuck here...The real stars are amazing. *She hums* But not as amazing as you. - Short j

*he grins, but stops himself to try and look menacing* I AM THE MAGNIFICENT AND TERRIBLE SANS. YOU ARE THE CUTE ONE, YOU ARE ALL THAT IS RIGHT AND GOOD WITHIN THIS HORRID CAVE. HOW A DEMON SUCH AS I SNARED YOUR SIGHT... IT IS A QUESTION THAT ELUDES ME EVERY TIME I LOOK AT YOU. *he smiles softly, dropping the act* MAY I... SHOW YOU SOMEWHERE SPECIAL TO ME? 

[imaginaryboyfriendsans]

Ok so um... lately my mind has been feeling too heavy. My brain tends to have pretty bad brain fogs; forgetfulness, zoning out, migraines, stuff like that. I can't help but be so self conscious about it; like I feel I'm being an airhead or that I'm stupid cause my response time is slow or delayed. *I sigh and rub the back of my neck.* Could we do something together? I'm not picky, so you guys could decide and I'm fine with whatever. ~Pastel

*Blue smiles brightly pulling you close and nuzzling into your neck* 

Blue- OF COURSE, DARLING. WHATEVER YOU NEED WE ARE HAPPY TO PROVIDE. *he releases you a bit and Raz comes close as well holding one of your hands while Blue holds the other*

Raz- WE CAN ALWAYS PLAY A VIDEO GAME TOGETHER? SOMETHING CALMING...

Blue- DEFINITELY NOT MARIO CART, MY FRIEND. REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME.

Raz- WE BOTH KNOW THE CONTROLLER WAS THE PROBLEM. *he pouts crossing his arms* WELL WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST?

Blue- WE COULD ALWAYS PLAY MARIO PARTY? THERE IS NO REAL BETRAYAL TACTICS, IT’S JUST FUN! *he smiles very proud of his decision* 

Raz- WE WILL BOTH STILL MAKE IT COMPETITIVE. *he mumbles still looking thoughtful before perking up again* I’VE GOT IT! LET US TAKE THEM FOR A WALK! SOMETHING RELAXING AND LEISURELY, BUT GOOD FOR DRAWING OUR LOVE OUT OF THEIR BRAIN!

*Blue grins and softly squeezes your hand with stars in his eyes*

Blue- BRILLIANT RAZ, I EXPECT NOTHING LESS FROM MY MIRROR. WE ARE VERY GREAT. THOUGH THEY ARE CERTAINLY ON ANOTHER LEVEL. *he kisses your cheek* 

[imaginaryboyfriendsans]

*they bkush furiously, grinning* Aw, love, thank you. *they kiss between his eyes* You're so amazing, and you're so good to me *they kiss his forehead* I couldn't ask for anyone more perfect

*he grins, blushing pretty brightly himself* NO NEED FOR THANKS LOVE, YOU KNOW MY STANDARDS ARE IMPOSSIBLE AND YET YOU MANAGE TO MEET AND EXCEED ALL OF THEM. *he melts, the small shows of affection causing his SOUL to flutter* I AM AS MAGNIFICENT AS I AM TERRIFYING. THAT IS WHY YOU ARE MY DATEMATE. YOU ARE AN ANGEL. YOU BALANCE MY TERRIFYING NATURE BY BEING THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CREATURE IN EXISTENCE. 

[imaginaryboyfriendsans]

# *She smiles as she kisses his chest, which is what she could reach at the moment* Then, it wouldn't be a surprise. *She said before nodding* Don't say that. You're beautiful in my eyes! - Lil' J

*he melts as you press a soft kiss to where his ‘heart’ rests* O-OH STARS... YOU ARE SO SWEET MY LOVE. T-THOUGH I AM NOT BEAUTIFUL.. I AM FIERCE. *he blushes profusely, the love behind the action resonating through him* W-WE ARE HERE MY QUEEN. *he says this a bit mores softly than normally as you stand in the beginning of Waterfall, surrounded by Echo flowers and the glowing rocks that mimic stars*

[imaginaryboyfriendsans]

# *She gasps as she gets lifted up by the skeleton, making her blush at what he had said* Oh, you. *She smiles before nodding* Yup! But I know a beautiful place there. - little J

YOU NEED ONLY POINT ME IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION MY LOVE *he presses a kiss to your lips before making his way forward, you shift a little so that your head is resting against his chest and he blushes brightly* IT COULD NEVER BE AS BEAUTIFUL AS YOU ARE, MY QUEEN... BUT I AM WILLING TO HUMOR YOU. *he chuckles a little*

[imaginaryboyfriendsans]

# My king, you might as well just carry me there! *She exclaimed dramatically, setting her hand on her forehead drama pose. Having a blush as well* - lil' J

*he happily scoops you up, holding you bridal style* WHILE I DO NOT CONDONE LAZINESS IT IS LOVELY TO BE ABLE TO KEEP YOU IN MY ARMS. *he chuckles as he presses another kiss to your temple* WHERE SHALL I TAKE YOU DARLING? IT SEEMS WE ARE ON THE WAY TO WATERFALL, AM I CORRECT?