#SHINING SHIMMERING SPLEEEENDID

[shapeshiftinterest]

inspired by @zalco‘s tags on THIS doodle i did of luigi using balloons to kiss bowser cuz he too tol

#i think luigi should also get his own clown car #but it’s like jur’s old broken down one

it’s not his exactly, more like a sunset sky date in a clown car (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)

[thewebcomicsreview]

So, the first panel is directly the lyrics of “A Whole New World” in Aladdin. And in the movie, it goes

I can show you the world (6)

Shining, Shimmering, Spleeeendid (6) 

Tell me princess, now when did (7)

You last let your heart decide (7)

But Tats’ version goes

I can show you the world (6)

Shining, Shimmering, SPLENdid (6)

A place you can speak and No (7) 

Body cares who’s offended (7)

That’s not even fucking close! The whole joke is it’s a Weird Al Parody song, and you can’t sing it to the tune of the original! Did he even listen to the song when writing this?

Look

I can show you the world (6)

Shining, Shimmering, Spleeeendid (6)

Where no one gets offended (7)

You can freely speak your mind (7)

That took me literally two minutes. Tats, it fits the meter and mind even slant rhymes with the original “decide”. It was easy. Why didn’t you do it? He’s burnt all his fans to “speak the truth” but he’s too fucking lazy to spend two minutes making his joke work.

Christ.

[toffeemochabear]

I can show you the world~ (of Neopia) Shining, shimmering, spleeeendid~ ✨🧚🏻‍♀️✨

[aeondeug]

i must read all the sapphic sff in the world so that when i run into people who are like “i wish i could find things like star wars but with lesbians...” i can be like I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLD, SHINING, SHIMMERING, SPLEEEENDID and then provide detailed recommendations based on their tastes.

[redhatmeg]

Davos to youngsters: I can show you the world.

Me: Shining, shimmering, spleeeendid~!

[evebun]

♪♫♬ “Let me show you a world, shining, SHIMMERING, spleeeendid!”

Ayo! Guess who finally drew some bees! I actually had someone a while ago ask me to draw Yang and Blake dancing together from V2′s dance, but hey better late then never, here’s to you anon!

I kind of loathe most all the dresses the girls had for that dance scene, so I decided to redesign their dresses for them. Yang’s dress kind of got the short end of the stick since I didn’t want her dress to cover up her pose, but eh, Yang’s dress will always get the short end of the stick I suppose. XD

[eightsenpai]

NOOT NOOT