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squirtle and psyduck playing tag while blastoise and wartortle take a break and watch

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press all at the same time in rapid succession to evolve into your final form

PRESS Ⓐ TO BE WEIRD AND UNSETTLING

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art museum today !!!!! gonna see that big as fuck barrel again!!!!!!!!!!

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Cooking With Grabbers

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Ever since I was a little girl I always wanted to get hit by a car in a way that would make me a lot of money

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this fandom is in desperate need of writers who have sucked dick and done drugs, and guess what? your savior is here

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song: item bounce (kirby games)

Look at him just having the funniest of times.

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susie: hey, didn't know you owned a bird. or, uh... something.

susie: ... don't really like how you nodded at "or something."

this line cracks me up like its supposed to be a bit spooky but kris nodding and refusing to elaborate is hilarious

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concept for a tv show: a cute simple love story between an assistant and a chauffeur or bodyguard or whatever else rich people have and in the background the rich people are having the wildest telenovela level drama that we only catch glimpses of

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KOFI updated!

sticker sheets available

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pikmin peach!

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pikmin daisy!

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you know i don’t think we often talk about how difficult it actually is to suddenly realize that a belief you thought was good and moral and correct was actually really fucking toxic. how you have to look at something and go ‘oh shit, oh i fucked up. oh this is going to take probably years at minimum to deprogram from my brain because of all the little ways this shit pervaded the rest of my beliefs’

so. to all the people picking up all the pieces of a recently shattered world-view and trying to figure out what is safe to keep and what has to be thrown away and started over

to all the people having to relearn how to even listen to other people

to all the people putting in the work to do better while struggling with the guilt that comes from finding out you were the asshole

i’m proud of y’all.

it’s hard to admit being wrong and even harder to change in the aftermath. just keep doing the best you can and just know that the effort is appreciated. everyone can change. everyone can do better. keep fighting.

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Tubby at da vet he is in hell

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transcript:

french men don't date

they perform an emotional theatre in the public place and call it intimacy

you think you're going out for drinks, no

you're stepping to a psychological thriller written by your man in a scarf who owns zero socks and hasn't processed a breakup since 2007

first interaction: he stares at you across the bar, he knows your childhood trauma, then he says something like 'you have the face of someone who has suffered beautifully'

french flirting is 80% eye contact 20% existential dread

he won't compliment you he would just tell you 'there is something broken in you and i want to taste it'

you ask him what he does for a living, he says 'i live, isn't that enough'

it's not enough for she needs to know if you pay taxes

french men don't ghost you, they just vanish into the fog of their own emotions

they reappear 2 weeks later like 'i was in the mountains, thinking of your neck

what the ?

they hate labels

but he calls you 'ma moitie' (my other half) after one night

by night i mean 4 hours of red wine and a staring contest and confusing kisses on the cheek plus one on the lips just in case

and when you ask 'are you seeing other people, he responds 'i see many but i feel only you'

that's not romantic

that's emotional crypto, it sounds deep but it means absolutely nothing

don't try to define your relationship

he will just light a cigarette, shrug, and say 'why ruin what we don't understand?'

french men don't date, they haunt you softly and call it love