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squirtle evolution family + adopted psyduck!

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squirtle evolution family + adopted psyduck!

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God what i wouldn't give to have the sheer stamina and work ethic of my next door neighbor. Every morning, 8am, the hammers and drills come out. he's putting up shelves. he's feeding cables through walls 6 inches from my pillow. He's putting together furniture. He's making smoothies. He's 74 years old. Does it piss me off? of course. But i have to admit that he is clearly also the superior being. I need The Substance but to turn me (anemic 20-something with the constitution of a consumptive Victorian child) into this absolute beast of a man

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Thank you random stageshow pose session. The audible slapping noises really add to it. [Source]

Bonus: sitting on Fourze's shoulder.

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Marriage is about having good sex and committing unspeakable acts of violence for one another

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they get to be thrown of course

the universal want of being an adult and having someone not only strong enough to pick you up, but also strong enough to throw you

lots of people talking about wanting to fuck a twink or have a twink bf and it's like...that's literally not what they're for. the true purpose of twinks is to be picked up by lesbians and used as projectile weapons. it's a symbiotic relationship

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Source

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Anu-preto/Smooth-billed Ani 

Crotophaga ani

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If your apology involves degrading yourself, calling yourself shit or insulting yourself, its not an apology, try again.

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had an idea that kamek has other robes in different shades of blue and this one was more of a gag gift wizard costume a friend bought from a SPIRIT HALLOWEEN

he fuckin hates it too, the quality of the fabric sucks and the costume itself is itchy

the stars are either poorly painted on or sloppily sewed in but he can't throw it away so it just stays in his closet most of the time

kamek: WHAT THE SHIT!?!

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pikmin luigi!

gave him yellow pikmin characteristics (ears) cuz Thunder Hand

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transcript:

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3. "I knew it was time to get a divorce when he wouldn't come outside to look at my tomatoes. i had busted my ass to create an amazing yard with a side garden, and when my tomatoes finally appeared, he wouldn't come look. it was

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In psychology, things like this are called "emotional bids" or a "bid for connection". It's when you ask your partner to come see something, sigh loudly, or basically any subtle gesture or clue that you're seeking to connect with them in some way.

You have to notice and heed these invitations; respond to then kindly. Not every single one, but most of them! That's the basis for building trust and emotional connection.

I bet the tomatos made her realize that this was the latest in a long line of ignored or rejected bids

I'd divorce him too lmao

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FATALITY

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I'm very fond of this video

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Omg you think I'm hot? That's so hot of you