#Sato the NRC dad of everyone

[fair-night-starry-tears]

Based on all the Nezu morning announcements but it’s Sato calling out everyone to schedule them a meeting with them to talk about emotions

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Sato, on the intercom: good morning everyone. This is Mister Suzuki and this is the morning announcement. Or well, call out thanks to Miss Sakamaki and Mister Felix. So let’s start this off

Everyone: oh no- the nice therapist dad is gonna do it-

Sato: to the person who wrote “Vil Schoenheit and Erik Venue will be the bane of my existence” I hope you know I recognize your handwriting, I know who you are. Please meet me in my office. But also be careful because you have a target on your back now and I say duck when you pass your hunter.

Also Sato: to the young students sleeping in the library after school hours, we are going to talk about it and yes MX. I am also going to include you for not sleeping on time. You will meet me after a student.

Again Sato: to the student who wrote “Crowley sucks eggs” I’m not letting this slide and miss Sakamaki, I know this is you. I recognize aggressive writing. Don’t deny it. Come to my office immediately and I will give you a better idea to put that rage into something else.

Again Sato x2: and to everyone else, I expect you to visit my office after hours because I believe you are all on the verge and I will be right here. And to Mister Crowley, this includes you for your family issues and we will work on being better of yourself. Just because you’re an adult and making choices. You’re also very close to self destructing yourself and your spouses don’t need a pile of blot to have an emotional connection. Please meet me after my appointments and I will assist you because I feel like this a layer I should unravel. Have a good day students. Also to the student who wrote “Mister Suzuki, please adopt me.” I would love to but you’re making me worry over the fact this is the 709th note in the suggestion box. Please stop asking me. I have too much dad cups and I’m sure you’re making it close to a thousand.

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Edit: there’s a new guy now for the first callout