#Scales Strawberry

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♡ Strawberry Shortcake Bustier Girl (Salon de Vitrine) - Max Factory

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Strawberry Shortcake Bustier Girl ; Original Character ☆ Max Factory

[theguyinthemathexamples]

been a long while since I've been back, so here's something before i disappear again ✌️

so here and now, i would like to introduce to you all,

The Levels Of Self Awareness in SAGAU

(aka, the ones I've seen so far)

Warning(s): Cursing(probs), possible misinformation?, not really accurate?, my opinions, my humour and experience, and more.

Not proofread, we die like Guizhong in the Archon War.

1. None. Just- Just none.

As the name suggests, none. Just your average game.

No, literally, there's nothing to worry about here.

No worrying about getting sucked in while you're sleeping or anything of the like.

Nothing strange happens (for now) while you're playing, nothing like that.

No extra items, no extra friendship exp, no extra anything.

It's best to savour it while you still can.

2. "Since when did i get that??"

This is when the "getting extra stuff" and/or "extra luck" happens.

Either your characters have been doing some offcam grinding themselves, or you've just been collecting stuff for a while now and haven't really looked into your bag other than to switch gadgets.

Normally, you probably just caught one crystalfly, and yea it shows that, but either 1. it shows you got multiple, or 2. you have a tiny bit/alot more crystalflies in ur bag the last time you checked.

Maybe that's what they want you to think, who knows.

You'd also probably get lucky with a pull or more - usually nothing more than ten or so.

Your characters would also glitch a lil. Things like the sudden cancelling of idle animations, not switching onto the character you want/need, accidental skill/burst activation, and more.

Though, those only happen on occasion. It's not common enough for you to notice and just interpret as misclicks, but also rare enough to set off a raised eyebrow or red flag inside of you.

Nothing happens out of the ordinary outside of your phone.

Apps like Youtube, Google, Chrome, Photos/Gallery, etc. aren't tampered with.

You're good ... As long as the characters don't break through the 636f6465, that is.

3. "Yo," - Kaeya, 2022

It's probably time to delete and redownload Genshin at this point.

You might see hints of you - i.e statues, your favorite color/thing appearing here and there, characters mentioning someone by "Their/His/Her Grace" or some other title, etc.

Your Gallery might be affected, a few photos of a character and/or a view from Genshin.

Getting extra stuff also (probably) gets more frequent

Either you get them through mail or it just gets sent to your storage/bag directly.

The character glitches also happen a lil more frequently.

Oh, you wanted [thing] but didn't have the chance to do so? Don't worry, we'll get it for you, Your Grace. Just occupy yourself with some other miscellaneous tasks and you'll have it in no time.

Your luck also increases a lil more.

The character you've wanted for some time now but didn't get the chance to get them before? Yep, you guessed it, you lost your 50/50 atleast 4 times now.

Lmao I'm kidding

But seriously, if it's what you've been wanting for some time now, you're at least bound for one or a few 50/50 losses (unless you're guaranteed)

It's also why you (probably) get that one unwanted 5* because you wanted to try your luck/build pity.

Jealousy runs in the family, as they say. It's almost unavoidable, really. (looks at my lost 50/50s)

Hey, don't blame them! They were just... excited that you wanted to even pull on their banner, y'know?

Level them up and ascend them to level 20. I dare you.

I mean hey, atleast you'll get a free acquiant fate after you ascended them.

It only takes 7 Hero's Wit, 1 Wanderer's Advice, and their ascension mats.

It's basically a win/win, is it not?

You get a free fate, they get strength. It's fair for everyone.

You don't even have to give them a new weapon or any artifacts! Just leveling them up will do the job, will it not?

4. Caught You Slippin'

Oh, and if the Barbatos statue at Mondstadt actually changed into you, it's best if you just, yk, just look at the first • on this #.

It's too late to turn back now.

This is the "isekai" part of SAGAU, aka, where most fics take place.

This might be a major jump from the previous #, but hey, i started making this at 5AM.

But besides that, what AU you end up is all based on chance.

I'm sure you get the gist of this #. If you don't, i don't blame you.

Remember that one machine in Albedo's cave? That big rectangle/oval one? You don't? Good cuz neither do i.

Either you got sucked in and woke up somewhere in Teyvat, or you woke up to a bunch of hot people staring at you.

This part of the post is very sensitive to change, so I can't really say much here.

Just know that if you manage to find yourself at this point, you probably don't have a chance in getting back to your normal life without getting atleast a tiny bit of trauma.

C/N: Yea, it's me Your broy, chips ahoy, Cake.

Didn't expect me to post, did you? Well, you probably did, but hey, i like imagining nonexistent things

Anyways, have this while u still can cause i'm going back to nap again

Oh wait right i just remembered i haven't done my commissions

Nevertheless, thank you for all of your patience.

Peace — ★

[thefigureresource]

Strawberry Shortcake Bustier Girl [original character illustrated by Erimo] 1/6 scale from Max Factory coming December 2024.

[patroclusdefencesquad]

GUYS!!!!

I CAN MAKE SO MUCH JAM!!

[my-plastic-life]

Do you have a favorite fruit? Kiku loves all thing strawberry! From the berry itself to strawberry shortcake to strawberry ice cream to strawberry milk, she’s gotta have it! And her wardrobe reflects her love of the little red berry, too!

Strawberry milk (very popular in Japan!), strawberry patterns on her toast, and strawberry jam:

Strawberry cereal and jam:

Sliced and whole berries:

Strawberry mochi, mmmm:

Now that summer is here, it’s a great time to break out this adorable outfit!

Aren’t these shoes the cutest?!

Matching clutch:

Stopping by Baskin Robbins for some strawberry ice cream:

When you can’t decide between a clutch and a backpack, you bring both :D

Even bedtime is sweet! :D She’s got a strawberry nightgown and strawberry plushies:

Strawberry shortcake Aphmau cat:

Strawberry Squishmallow:

[keeps-ache]

lemon is good on everything, lime is good on the things that are not everything, and so the world remains in balance

[tzimtzum]

the way usagi seems so much more mature in stars always hurts me like whenever she's with mamoru it's so creepy because she seems like suuuch a little girl with this adult man but then when she's with seiya its like oh she's....just silly c: like because she gets to be silly with someone her own age who sees & treats her as an equal you get to see she isnt actually some ridiculous baby she is just a silly girlie who is perhaps a little too used to self infantilising for SOME reason

[sachi]

☆ Nakano Azusa // K-ON! “Ending ver. (Listen)” ☆ 1/8 / Kyoto Animation ☆ July 2011 ¥8,381 ☆ Sculpt Ogasawara Kento

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[catboymachinegun]

gloomy bear strawberry devil mini garage kit

[gofigureee]

Strawberry Shortcake Bustier Girl 1/6 Scale Figure

[theguyinthemathexamples]

CW: theories(possibly incorrect since they're mostly hearsays), vague story/lore spoilers, possible sagau potential, vitamin d deficiency, prolonged sun exposure (can those two even count as warnings), mentioning of fatal injuries due to being out in the "sun" for too long, your average clingy ahh acolytes, sagau cult au being sagau cult au, a few cusswords, and cake overall being a dumbass at explaining things and being shit at english

This isn't organized in any way possible, be warned.

So, archons, right? Gods and goddesses and deities, and primordial gods, and whatnot

So, hear me out nice and good and cool,

Sun and Moon primordial gods✨

Like, think about it for a second,

The sun god is capable of controlling a cooler and more powerful version of pyro, and the moon god is capable of controlling geo and having a stronger grip on hydro than the hydro archon herself, bc yk, gravitational pull and all

Their "god names" would be Hemera/Apollo for the sun god and Alignak/Nyx for the moon god,

But if we wanna go with genshin's tradition of naming gods from the book "The Lesser Key of Solomon", more specifically the book "Ars Goetia", moon god is/would be Bathin (or Bathym, Mathim, Marthim), or Vepar (also Separ, Vephar), and the sun god being either Gaap (also Goap, Tap), Orobas, Orias (also spelled Oriax), or Furcas

The sun god would rule over the surface world aka Teyvat, and the moon god would rule over the Abyss/where the "real" (night) sky is

⟩⟩⟩=⟨⟨⟨

Now, you know how most sagau fics would include the acolytes being clingy and all? Yk, like the classical koala-on-tree type? Well guess what, that shit's bad now.

Multiple, if not all, sagau fics mention the Creator™ has this sorta "warm aura" to them, and wanna know the reason behind that?

That's right, sun/solar radiation.

And yes, this would mean that sun god would not only have to actively avoid their acolytes, but would also need to be actively near them at the same time

And what about the moon god you may ask?

While, yes, they might emit a small amount of radiation due to reflecting the ones that radiate from the sun god, that radiation would vary alot depending how long/close moon god spends with them,

So basically, if moon god spends alot of time hanging out and having skin to skin contact/just overall being close but not touching sun god=increases the chances of them (moon god) emitting the same radioactive levels as the first 10 days after the Chernobyl disaster.

The overall symptoms of sun poisoning are skin redness and blistering, pain and tingling on the skin, swelling of the skin, headache, fever and chills, nausea, dizziness, dehydration, vomiting, and an increased chance in getting, yes, you guessed it, skin cancer.

And due to them (sun god, and by extension, the moon god too) being a primordial god that's possibly and probably older than Celestia itself, or even the Primordial One(which is probably them tbh), archons can and will still be able to experience these symptoms including other nonhuman/supernatural hybrids/creatures like the Adepti and Aranara(don't ask), but albeit more tame and more time has to be spent with the sun and/or moon god to actually feel and experience said symptoms of sun poisoning

Oh, and when i meant that they have to atleast spend some time being with their acolytes, what i mean is, is that because the moon god has to more or less spend some time not being with sun god, moon god can't radiate/reflect vitamin D, bc yk, moon = rock, the lack of vitamin D would more or less come into fruition, with serious shit happening like vitamin D deficiency

And vitamin D deficiency causes brain fog, forgetfulness, and chronic stress, fatigue, bone pain, muscle weakness, muscle aches or muscle cramps, mood changes, hair loss, and an increased chance of getting depression.

With symptoms like these, you'd wonder how Teyvat is even alive, right?

Well that's bc the physical sun and moon still exist, just that the living personifications of them are now walking and roaming Teyvat atleast 25/8.

Cake's Notes: And that concludes my take on this particular and interesting au that's been on my mind for the past week :DD

More will be added later, with the addition being going into an in-depth look/explanation at their powers, abilities, and weapons, and maybe even including stats if i'm motivated enough :)))

[thefigureresource]

Hatsune Miku : 15th Anniversary ver - Vocaloid

Release: December 2023

Manufacturer: Good Smile Company

Size: 1/7 scale, 11.4in

[poign-ant]

If you'd like, I have another suggestion/request - I would love to see your take on pouf's beelzebub form 👀 most people make him pretty simple, so I'm curious to see how he would look with your detailed art style 🙌

(First of all, i hope you're doing well and things get back to normal as soon as possible ❤)

This request really made me put some thought into it. Shaiapouf's Beelzebub form is a simplified version of his main form right? I took that as more bug-like and pixier. I had to decide between giving him more visible butterfly or ant traits, and i choose the butterfly's just for fun.

So, i drew him skinnier and bonier, with an unnatural large torso and limbs, butterfly antennae and what's supposed to be a retractable proboscis (does that makes sense?).

I kept the fly wings just as a reference to his ability's name.

[my-plastic-life]

"Itadakimasu." Kiku is enjoying the typical Japanese Christmas Eve meal of KFC! :D And for dessert - the famous strawberry cake!

"Itadakimasu" (I humbly receive)

For dessert - strawberry cake!