#Seamf

[aofikofi]

"oh what a waste of a lovely nighttt~"

i believe in revived seawatt and emf being sooo messy godspeed

[luminarytex]

doodles for you

[parkcivconfess]

standing on the same block is considered like. rrrlllly intimate in parkciv. like, reserved only for close family or married couples

evbo standing on the same block as emf or seawatt just clinging to their backs and hugging them while everyone around them looks on in horror like "omg. have some decency PLEASE. there are CHILDREN."

HELP they're just sharing space on a block and people are disgusted shielding their children's eyes

[deepixeriii]

Throne

[cybersniperemu]

there really were better things for emf to be doing during the second movie 😕

[flashypunches]

jankiest meme ever. anyways original image under cut

[dazzlingqwq]

seamf

sketched in my notebook, then lined in ibis!

writing coming soon :p

[theydontcallmethedrink]

seawatt and emf often fight eachother over who gets to be with evbo for the day

they usually reject evbo's offer to share the day together

it has always backfired into evbo being upset and them having to share it anyway

[nqztan]

my stupd seamfbo

[starbound-jupiter]

Hear me out.

Seawatt and EMF were in a relationship in the beginning, or before the beginning, of the series. By the end of the Second Movie, they both (obviously) have crushes of Evbo.

Seawatt gets brought back.

This is the first time that EMF and Seawatt have actually, really, talked since they broke up (EMF sending Evbo to Seawatt's lab was kind of petty break up stuff). No, when EMF was held hostage doesn't count, for the purposes of the story, we're saying they didn't really talk, just stood at an impasse vaguely glaring.

Evbo has, unknowingly entered relationships with both of them (Noob level doesn't teach you shit about relationships), so it's a lot of awkward tension, but it's endgame Polykour.

LIKE- HE GOT INTO THE RELATIONSHIPS AND WASN’T AWARE OF THE FACT, OR HE DOESN’T REALIZE THAT YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE DATING MULTIPLE PEOPLE WITHOUT HAVING A CONVERSATION FIRST???

either way. i’m cackling, this is the best thing i’ve read all day 😭😭

[mirkachu]

hello. any seamf and polykour supporters around... any seamf and polykour supporters... PSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSP

[aofikofi]

very seamfpilled rn sawry guys

[luminarytex]

i have a pvp civ drawing to do now…..

[parkcivconfess]

EMF is canonically older than Evbo. He’s a pathetic old man, and Seawatt is EVEN older

It’s like 20 year old x 25 year old x 35 year old 😭

me and my senile babes

i like to think that seawatt looks a lot younger than he is (magic, makeup, ridiculous skincare regimens, healing potions etc.) but his body is absolutely not and he is going grey. DESPISES it and hides it expertly from evbo and emf but evbo finds it hot and emf dgaf

[in-parkour-civilization]

I NEED people to stop writing Seamf that goes fast. He literally kidnapped him. It needs to be at least 5 years and MESSY >:(

give me the SLOW BURN!! the PINING!! the HESITATIONS AND THE DOUBTS!! the GUT WRENCHING CHAR DEV!!! ALL THE UPS AND DOWNS!!

[cybersniperemu]

Accept your life's a stain...