venture bros mad lib i made by ripping a paragraph off of wikipedia and promptly had my boyfriend do. now i can’t stop thinking about dr. thaddeus “Oafish” venture
do you have any dating sergeant hatred head canons? :3
He's A Big Boy!
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✦ This big doofus is just so loveable. He always has a dopey smile when you're around.
✦ He's not one to...use his words. He doesn't know how to, poor dear. But he'll just yell out how much he loves you and does things for you out of pure impulse.
✦ He'll sometimes scare you, because he mentions stuff like he'd take a bullet for you. And actually MEAN it. You cannot count how many times he's went head first into danger to prove what he'd do for you.
✦ You're his nurse, his angel in disguise. You kiss his injuries after you get done doctoring him up. This could range from anything as small as a paper cut to as big as a bullet hole. He's one to giggle and kick his feet when you do this.
✦ He is a little needy. But he just wants your validation and unconditional love! He clings to you in hopes you don't leave him.
⤷ "I've got to get back before Hatred realizes I'm not in bed!'
"(Y/N)?? (Y/N)???!!!"
✦ Hatred is known for his hospitality, so you best bet he caters to you. He waits on you hand and foot.
✦ You are the number one topic he talks about when he meets up with people. He goes on and on and on about how you're so crafty, your successes, how your eyes sparkle even when you're doing nothing.
✦ He's a hefty guy. Big. You can sit up against his side while he's leaning back. It's so comfy like this. He rests his arm on your lap or around your hips when you're like this.
✦ Surprise hugs! Well, not really. He isn't as stealthy as everyone else, so you turn a blind eye and let him do his thing. He'll snatch you and lift you up, either going "Gotcha!" or "Hug attack!"
✦ In conclusion, Hatred is one big ol' teddy bear that needs more love than he gives.
Does anyone on here have a screencap for the Venture Bros. Season Four episode "Handsome Ransom". The one where Dr. Venture is telling the Monarch that he was called a honky. I've looked everywhere and have only found this part.
my classes started so I'm gonna draw even less than I was... anyways I'm trying to make a vbros oc who's taking a lot more time and effort than reid so ahhhh
Obligatory Hank pic for no art post
(Thank-you so much to my friends for giving me the cat kid mini)
But have some sketches and wips on the way out to make this post worth posting lol