#She was slaying that knight photoshoot like

[wvelyn]

Kate Bush could play the whole court tbh

[cynmoon]

Househusband Killian is missing an arch-enemy. That one housewife who's always arguing with him over bake sales, fundraisers, school field trips, and never fails to get his blood pressure rising. Their fights are the stuff of legend among the neighborhood housewives. He claims she's the greatest evil to ever set foot in Storybrooke. Emma's just rolling her eyes and wishes her husband would stop picking fights with her.

Oh yeah, but that is definitely Charming (think Tatsu vs Torajiro)

David has his own farm where he grows all his food. He buys meat from a neighboring organic ranch. Neal goes to school with a lunch box filled with food you'd find on Pinterest. He & Snow show up to the bake sales with the most intricate, fluffy, delicious cupcakes you can imagine (Killian arrives with show-stopping nautical themed macarons, because he will not be outdone by something as pedestrian as cupcakes).

He and Killian are both on the PTA, and will go to great lengths to be the one to spearhead whichever themed fundraising event (the election for PTA president was brutal, and (to the surprise of only Charming & Killian) had Emma winning in a landslide write-in vote, despite the fact she wasn't running)

Not long after Hope is born, Killian and David get into an instagram war to see who can get the most likes for their photos. It starts after Killian posts a photo of Hope snuggled on top of Wilby, and David posts another of Wilby giving Hope a soft kiss on the nose (captioned "True Love's Kiss" and photoshopped with rainbows), and it escalates from there. Snow finds out first when she catches her husband making a stop-motion gif of their grandchild dressed like a princess-knight pretend-slaying their dog dressed as a dragon, and puts a stop to it then and there (after she helps finish the photoshoot. It was pretty cute)

They regularly brag about who saves the most while couponing. Their competitiveness has led to Charming basically having an entire barn full of toiletries & supplies stocked up for the town in case of emergency, while Killian (who has less space to store the overflow) regularly donates his extras to the local homeless shelter & kid's group home.

SOMEBODY PLEASE STOP ME

[deuce-duce]

Am I...?? (Inwardly GASPS)!! Which Part...??

Today is March 2nd 2021 and I got my puter back and went to look at what I had last written on December 16th 2020. When I opened the file, it had been changed… dates had been obscured and certain things had been reworded… So… I have decided to go back through all of my previous posts to ensure the integrity of what I am writing stays that way! During this process I will be putting together a collection of my favorite quotes and post fragments. Which I will dub Rock and Roll’s Greatest Hits, if you live near me go buy airhorns Ill tell you why, When the greatest hits album comes out. What your about to read is primarily from Dec. 16th with a few changes or should I say… restorations?? Probably a little of both to be honest. Everything is still as it happened, I just add better descriptive words and fine tune the analogies so that they are easier to digest… My English teacher always told me that was what I was good at! Along with many others… who have said the same… not only do I understand it… I’m able to explain it in a way that others understand as well. ENJOY

On the seventh of December I woke up not too sure if something had occurred that night or not… as I have mentioned before they use a numbing agent that basically masks the pain until it wears off approximately 12 hours later… When I a woke on this day I was having moments of clarity and for some reason just couldn’t keep them to myself. talking to one of the staff members of the homeless shelter I expressed my destiny that I actually had one, that was going to bring me to greatness… then out of nowhere I just blurted out there is going to be a power shift!!!! And at that very moment I couldn’t believe what it was that had just come out of my mouth. I didn’t even believe it at first because the guy at the desk was like IDK… about… that… but when I went back into my room, the look on my roommate’s face said it all!! It seems as though those who pull strings and orchestrate a lot of this… put all of their eggs into one basket. I don’t know exactly what the terms of thee bet were but I’m assuming it had/has something to do with me not being able to control my compulsivity associated with my dissociation. Unfortunately for them I made a deal with God. It was while I was on quarantine and even though I was in a basement all by myself people kept F$%^&*!> with me. This is when I prayed stating that I would not falter, for my body his temple his craft and his glory. that I need to take care of myself and my destiny, for it is in his hands and I won’t let my selfishness or imperfections stop him from fulfilling his plan. Over and over again I have cried and cried about how fundamental and powerful this is all going to be. EFFIN CRAZY!! And now that I know without anyone telling me and it literally being given to me somehow is what is freaking everybody out. How do I know or how the hell did I figure it out!! I really couldn’t tell you and the only thing that is possible is that our Creator endowed me with such responsibility. Crazy!! (this was before I considered the probability of God being a woman, A mother, A Lover)

Low and behold one of my favorite artists Mr. Kid, Maniac, Rager, Wizard, Pursuer of Happiness Cudi dropped a new album entitled Man on the MOON Three. Ill have to say it’s a wonderfully made album! The album delves deep into who Scott is… I know the Fans are going to love it.

Rewind a little bit sorry for my hiatus just needed to stay focused and well as your aware have been led here not by accident and had some things that I needed to take care of before I started writing again. Not to mention I have been dealing with a lot only to know that I am who I am for a reason Rockstar Knights off MOTM3 has a lot to say concerning who I am and what I have realized as a result to my struggle. The Song is a collab with Trippie Redd and really encapsulates so much, that its hard to describe in words.

I had a very interesting conversation with my mother the other day and came to a pretty profound thought. 1st I was telling her how I was being told that I am too….!!! Smart!! Like WTF!! REALLY!! Is that even a thing?? But I didn’t let it get to me too much as it probably is the reason I face so much adversity, No matter the community I enter into. This is how I have explained it to her and a couple other people in the community as well as the Rasta Man in the PNW. The best analogy I could present is if a plant with a fire burning so big and so hot on one side of the plant, a fire so big and hot that it probably would kill most other plants, but not this plant. This plant had sooooo much drive and will to live that instead of giving up it grew in the opposite direction of the blaze. While the roots could withstand the blazing inferno becoming one with the heat and pain Upon the journey away from the fire (society) the plant developed different characteristics colors and attributes that no other plant had. Essentially that journey completely changed that plants physiology Psychology and possible its genetic makeup altogether. Now that the plant has grown so far from the fire (Society) that its all alone. Now theres a different kind of fire where he once thought was safe. But as he grows back towards the fire to escape the new blaze (tyranny) he realizes he will never be able to be the same as the fire he grew so far away from. Now the only option the plant has with death being imminent is to grow as big and bright as quickly as possible before it is engulfed on all sides.

All this taken into account along with factoring in the two major belief structures in the world one Being Creation or Evolution (The Big BANG) this plant which has defied all odds still shines brightly displaying its colors and unique characteristics no matter how dark the room may be it still continues to bloom! Is this a Divine will and plan or are we experiencing the next step of Evolution??? My honest opinion is its both! For the mere ability to adapt and change and prevail in situations others couldn’t dream of or even have nightmares about is truly remarkable and in my eyes is an act of GOD! Just as any evolutionary step would be. The crazier part is… he has no handle!! Nothing to grab on to leaving no way for anyone to grab hold and control! AYE….

I thought this all might just be me being stubborn or simply an idiot until for some reason I opened up my meme App. Something I never open or even look at and the first thing that popped up was a picture and quote saying that many told Marilyn Monroe that she was only beautiful because of the clothes and dresses she wore. It then concluded Marilyn Monroe did a photoshoot in nothing but a burlap potato sack. The photos and the message she sent were completely opposite of that which was being said by spectators. Now!! As scrolled to the second meme I was expecting something funny!! That wasn’t the case what I saw next was the upcoming alignment of the two largest planets in the solar system Jupiter and Saturn. Not only does their alignment happen only every 20 years but the proximity of this occurrence to the earth as well as the proximity to each other hasn’t been the same for close to 800 years… What does it all mean… IDK but The Christmas Star is what their calling the alignment and if your familiar with the bible is the star that the kings, from other lands followed  to bring gifts to baby JESUS! Who knows what this alignment could usher in.?

So profound thought comes to me on a daily basis now it’s so strange the way that it comes it will just be momentary thoughts that will pass through my conscience and as they go by I latch on to it delve a little deeper and experience an overwhelming amount of… IDK what to call it but it feels very powerful so much so that it brings me to tears… I don’t know exactly what the future holds but I think that is what makes this so great! I just keep my mind open Like apple IOS Systems letting everything come and go as it pleases when something goes by that strikes me, I latch on and don’t let go. Its weird how it all happens.

Steve Jobs once said that if he had never had an acid trip that he would have never of come up with the operating system for Apple and after explaining to you what I do as a spiritual and destiny seeking process I believe was his thought process as well. This in of itself is what I think they mean when they say to keep an open mind. Just so you know I didn’t come up with that little bit about the late Mr. Jobs by plan it just came to me when thinking about how to have, use and keep an open mind.

The reason I explained this to you was because this is how I Pray! After I pray I sit still with an open mind allowing multiple ideas thoughts and perspectives to pass through my brain… until like an IOS operating system, something speaks to me… when I latch on to it, focus on what it means and what it will mean… “I Get Those Goosebumps Everytime” (Goosebumps, Travis Scott, feat. Kendrick Lamar, Birds in the Trap Sing Mcknight, 2016). This is how you know! A little extra for ya, when I went to look up the info for my first Hip Hop citation it was 11:11 lol there they go again… its really a cool feeling!

Can someone tell me if that APA or MLA…?? Ya know what!! Eff IT!! None of my writing is orthodox, besides I kinda like the way I did it haha

Kid Cudi’s new video just dropped and I couldn’t be more amazed with all of the hidden messages that are in there. He is officially the man on the moon. Passion pain and demon slaying like a maniac on the pursuit of happiness. Love that DUDE!!

That’s all I got for 12-16-2020 Five More Days…

LOVE & PEACE

Songs

Heaven On Earth – Kid Cudi

Goosebumps – Travis Scott, feat. Kendrick Lamar

Dirty Heads – Sound Of Change

 Just so you know the only thing I added this time other the cleaning up what I had already written was the praying part. Although I originally remember that being the purpose as to why I wrote what I did looking at it today March 2nd 2021 it wasn’t there… have a great day everyone. Ill post this on 3/3/2021

I've added parts to the story on my business cards and will leave then random places, what you do with them is up to you but I think It would be cool for those who want to stop me to have to work extra hard just like they make me!!  

LOVE

[aubryguerra]

The Notorious B.I.G.

INTRODUCTION

Christopher George Latore Wallace (May 21, 1972 – March 9, 1997), better known by his stage names the Notorious B.I.G., Biggie Smalls, or simply Biggie, was an American rapper and songwriter. Rooted in the New York rap scene and gangsta rap traditions, he is widely considered one of the greatest rappers of all time. During 1996, while recording his second album, Wallace became ensnarled in the escalating East Coast–West Coast hip hop feud. Following Tupac Shakur's death in a drive-by shooting in Las Vegas in September 1996, speculations of involvement by criminal elements orbiting the Bad Boy circle circulated. On March 9, 1997, while visiting Los Angeles, Wallace was murdered in a drive-by shooting. The assailant remains unidentified. Wallace's second album Life After Death, a double album, was released two weeks later, and reached number one on the Billboard 200. With two more posthumous albums released, Wallace has certified sales of over 28 million copies in the United States, including 21 million albums. 

INDEX

Introduction

Index

Photo #1 

Photo #2

Participant Account #1

Participant Account #2

Artifact #1

Artifact #2

Summary

PHOTO #1

Not long after Wallace’s death, The double album Life After Death was released March 25th. It sold 700,000 hard copies almost immediately, jumping from No. 176 to No. 1 on the Billboard 200 in the space of a week. The album’s cover art featured the man formerly known as Biggie Smalls in a long black coat and black bowler. He stared us in the face while leaning against a hearse that bore the license plate “B.I.G.” There were no sunglasses to hide his lazy eye. He wore it full and proud, looking over his shoulder as if he already knew. He wasn’t smiling. But he wasn’t mad. He was just stating the facts from the other side of the grave.

Questions:

Do you think this album would have sold as many copies if he was still alive?

What do you think this album cover looked like before he died?

What do you think this album is about?

PHOTO #2

By 12:45 a.m., the streets were crowded with people leaving an after party. Wallace's truck stopped at a red light 50 yards (46 m) from the Petersen Automotive Museum, and a black Chevy Impala pulled up alongside it. The Impala's driver, an unidentified African-American man dressed in a blue suit and bow tie, rolled down his window, drew a 9 mm blue-steel pistol, and fired at Wallace's car. Four bullets hit Wallace and his entourage subsequently rushed him to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, where doctors performed an emergency thoracotomy, but he was pronounced dead at 1:15 a.m.

Questions: 

Do you think Christopher Wallace suspected someone coming after him?

What do you think the shooters reasoning for killing Christopher Wallace was?

What do you think Christopher Wallace’s last thoughts were?

Participant Account #1

Sullivan’s Dead Wrong: The Continuing Story of City of Lies, Corruption and Cover-Up in the Notorious B.I.G. Murder Investigation (Atlantic Monthly Press) was released, a new book charting the story of Wallace’s murder and the extreme lengths power brokers in the city of Los Angeles have gone to cover-up the full extent of the crime. Sullivan previously reported that former LAPD officer David Mack, working in connection with Death Row Records’ Suge Knight (rapper), was believed to be involved in arranging the murder of Christopher Wallace. The FBI’s investigation into David Mack’s involvement in the Biggie slaying was stymied by the fear potential cooperators had of Mack. Phil Carson visited Mack in federal prison and interviewed him in connection with the Wallace murder and its links to police corruption.

Questions: 

Why do you think people were so afraid of David Mack?

Why do you think an LAPD officer would want to kill Christopher Wallace?

Do you think David Mack was involved with Christopher Wallace’s death?

Participant Account #2

Voletta Wallace is the mother of rap icon Christopher Wallace. Voletta Wallace, 64, told the Daily Mail she hurts ‘every single day’ knowing that she won’t see her son again and his murderer is still out there. She also says she, and the Los Angeles police detectives investigating his death, know who killed him, but a “conspiracy” is keeping the case from being solved.

Questions:

Who do you think Voletta is talking about in her statement?

Do you think Tupac’s and Christopher Wallace’s deaths had anything to do with each other?

What do you think this conspiracy involves?

Artifact #1

A plastic crown worn by the Notorious B.I.G. during the rapper’s “King of New York” photoshoot — originally purchased for $6 before the March 1997 photograph was taken — sold for $595,000 Tuesday night at Sotheby’s first-ever auction dedicated to hip-hop memorabilia.

Questions:

Do you think this crown would have sold for $595,000 if Christopher Wallace was still alive?

Who do you think would pay that much for a $6 crown?

What is this picture is supposed to depict?

Artifact #2

The 1997 Soul Train Music Awards was held at the Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles, California on March 7, 1997. The show was hosted by Brandy, LL Cool J and Gladys Knight. It would be the final public appearance for The Notorious B.I.G., as he would be murdered two days after the ceremony.

Questions: 

How do you think Christopher Wallace felt in this moment?

Where do you think his award is now?

What did Christopher Wallace win this award for?

Summary: 

In conclusion, Two decades after his death at age 24, Notorious B.I.G.'s music continues to Hypnotize. Christopher Wallace will forever be remembered, in fact, A Netflix documentary Biggie: I Got a Story to Tell, executive-produced by Voletta Wallace and Combs, focuses on B.I.G.'s life before he rose to fame as "The King of New York," and features “unprecedented access granted by the Wallace estate.” has been released in his memory. 

TEKS: 

(8) Geography. The student understands how people adapt to and modify their environment. The student is expected to: (A) describe how and why people have adapted to and modified their environment in the United States such as the use of human resources to meet basic needs; and (B) analyze the positive and negative consequences of human modification of the environment in the United States.

(20) Culture. The student understands the relationship between the arts and the times during which they were created. The student is expected to: (B) explain how examples of art, music, and literature reflect the times during which they were created.

Sources: 

https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/notorious-big-crown-auction-1060809/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1997_Soul_Train_Music_Awards

https://theundefeated.com/features/notorious-big-life-after-death-album-cover/

https://www.mercurynews.com/2017/03/09/mom-of-notorious-b-i-g-says-she-knows-who-killed-her-son/

https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/entertainthis/2017/03/09/tributes-to-notorious-big-biggie-smalls-20th-anniversary/98945220/

https://lithub.com/five-things-you-should-know-about-the-ongoing-investigation-into-biggie-smalls-murder/

[miraculousmumma]

Love square alphabet ask! I am debating between Out of the Ordinary, Random, and Vulnerable, and I legit don't know which square side I want, so surprise me? :D?

Oh these are good ones!  I’ll try do what I did with the previous ask and cover all four sides in an established relationship post reveal scenario!  Hope you like it!

O = Out of the Ordinary(What’s something they don’t normally do with/for their s/o?)

I mentioned it before but during and post an akuma attack Ladybug is still all business.  She just can’t shake the responsibility and feeling she needs to get away before her transformation wears off.  She still prefers to do this without Chat Noir present.  Old habits die hard.

Chat Noir feels so at home in his own skin (tight suit) that there is nothing he wouldn’t do in front of or for his lady.  Except for one thing.  Getting ‘caught short’ in his suit once was quite enough to let him know that fumbling with a zipper that was actually a large bell after one too many energy drinks on a late night photoshoot wasn’t subtle.  He had never been so relieved (haha) that no one was there to hear him cursing as the tinkling bell chimed his frustration and desperation.

Marinette won’t let Adrien cook, and she won’t tell him why.  She adores him; he’s handsome, and sweet, smart, just plain amazing...but this boy could burn water.  He brought her breakfast in bed one morning and Marinette smiled and ate what was possibly the worst meal she had ever tasted in her entire life.  From that point on she promised herself that she would firstly, never let him cook again, even if it meant dragging herself from her bed every day before him to ensure he wasn’t able to let loose in the kitchen.  And, secondly, that she would never tell him just how awful he really was at it.

Adrien will never let Marinette pay a bill.  It doesn’t matter if she tries to pay when excusing herself to go to the bathroom, or if she insists in advance that she will at least pay her share, Adrien always somehow beats her to it.  She’s pretty certain he calls in advance and hands over his card details, as he never leaves the table to do so, lavishing all his attention on her from the moment they arrive to the moment they leave.  

There was also another thing Adrien had never done for Marinette.  Thanks to the internet, mostly memes and ‘best boyfriend ever’ posts, he wanted to buy her sanitary products.  He wasn’t embarrassed to do so, he wanted to be her knight in shining armor...what he wasn’t expecting was the absolutely extensive range of products he was confronted with.  He tried calling Alya, wondering if Marinette had a preferred brand, style, shape, type, flow rate...that’s a thing?! In the end, he got help from the store clerk, bought one of everything to have delivered that afternoon, and a couple of extra things to boot.  Marinette didn’t know whether to laugh or cry when the delivery arrived.  Box after box of sanitary products finished off with a large box of chocolates, a bottle of pain medication, and a bouquet of flowers.

R = Random(How spontaneous is their relationship? Do they do things on the spot or plan ahead?)

Adrien is very spontaneous, both in and out of costume.  He will turn up on Marinette’s balcony with a picnic basket, surprise her with tickets to the latest Jagged Stone concert or to fashion week but always last minute.  Sometimes he will simply pick her up without letting her know where they were going, once even ending up in Italy for pizza because nothing is too good for his princess.  His opportunity to be spontaneous when she is Ladybug, however, is a little more difficult.  At least once a month though he will try and set them up a sunset picnic at the top of the Eiffel Tower for after patrol.

Ladybug is all business, even after the reveal, even after they get together.  The suits are for emergency use and patrols only, not for galavanting about like two lovebirds...which is why Adrien was absolutely amazed when she tapped on his bedroom window one night and invited him out for a yo-yo around town.  He was even more surprised when she dropped down in the middle of a shoot, insisting he needed to be taken to safety.  There was no akuma attack, Ladybug just hadn’t seen her busy boyfriend in a couple of days and was having withdrawal.

As for Marinette though?  She doesn’t go for grand spontaneous gestures, hers are more subtle but mean the world to Adrien just the same.  Sometimes he would find a note from her in his bag, telling him to ‘slay’ with a doodle of a ladybug and a selection of kisses.  She made him cakes, crocheted little amigurumi keyrings (he has quite a selection hanging off his bag now, to the point he began a new trend), and her texts?  The girl may be shy and still stumble over her words, but in a text she’s very articulate and sometimes downright suggestive.  Several times Adrien has found himself hot under the collar on a shoot due to the nature of their contents but, the most spontaneous she ever was, was when she sent him a very cleverly posed photograph of herself, laying on her bed and biting her lip with one shoulder strap of her vest hanging down.  Adrien feigned illness and left the shoot in minutes.

V = Vulnerable(How long until they can be vulnerable around their s/o? What are they like in this state?)

These two trust one another 100%.  They trust one another more than they trust themselves.  This lets them be completely open with the other, able to express anything and knowing they will still have their backs.

Adrien finds it harder, coming from such a strict and unloving home (just gonna say, I fricking hate you, Gabri-douche), and the first time he breaks down he apologises repeatedly while trying to make himself stop.  It was Mother’s Day and all it did was remind him that his was gone and he had no idea how or why.  When the tears wouldn’t stop he took himself off as Chat Noir, hiding away on top of Notre Dame, but Ladybug knew just where to find him.  She sat behind him with her legs either side of his hips, curved her arms around his waist and rested her cheek against his back.  In just minutes Adrien was able to calm down enough to tell her everything; how he felt, which days were worse, and she listened intently, never once telling him to pull himself together.  In fact, the most she spoke was when she told him he had no need to keep apologising.  She would listen to him for a thousand years and a thousand more if that was what he needed.

Marinette wants to be perfect.  Adrien is perfect, he deserves the perfect girlfriend, which means for a long time Marinette won’t let her guard down.  She has complete and total faith in him, but not in herself.  She might embarrass him, she might do something the press doesn’t like, what if Gabriel hates her?  The list went on.  It took some time but eventually, she relaxed. She knew she wasn’t perfect and Adrien made sure she knew that didn’t matter to him.  He loved her for who she was.

Ladybug doesn’t like showing her vulnerable side. She’s the hero of Paris and as such, she prefers to be cool, calm and collected at all time.  It doesn’t mean she is, but she tries.  And in those times where she can’t remain in control, she knows her partner will be there for her; with a witty pun, a kind word, or a flirtatious wink that helps her see the bigger picture.

Sorry if there are any typos!  It’s 1am and I’m tired out so I’m heading to bed!  Thanks for asking!

SFW A-Z ASKS!