#Shep the highland cow

[the-ultimate-squish]

Please do not buy squishmallows irl unless purchased secondhand. Sources below

Squishmallow Alternatives + my current reasoning for the tournament (subject to change)

More info with sources

Official Boycott (this blog is not part of the official boycott)

[rachymarie]

Lookit what I found at my local Kmart this morning! Finding any Squishmallows in stores here is harder than finding a unicorn. I wish I could have afforded the highland cow one too

[bernard-is-tired]

If you were a sqishmello what one do you think you'd be?

Shep. I love him, he’s got a septum ring, he’s a highland cow, he’s amazing and I love him.

[the-ultimate-squish]

[rachymarie]

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Then I headed to Farmers with my bigger gift card for there. I had been kicking myself for not getting Shep as I was told by the Squishmallow fandom wiki site that he is a highland cow, and I have Scottish roots (yes I have a new special interest that is running rampant, I will absolutely find a way to justify all of my purchases against my better judgement) so decided I must have him.

So nekk minnit I was at the counter with my new intended, and a lil Krisa the jellyfish clip, (cos she is cute and could go on my Squishmallows backpack) which was the only other Squishmallow I could afford on the rest of my gift card.

Then I called it a day and did some errands with a friend (one of which being EB Games, where I spotted more Squishmallows, Sonic ones! etc) and we got some sushi and took my new pals home. So that was four Squish in one day. All on gift cards tho of course as I had no money lol.

I am kicking myself a little that I didn't get the last Junie clip I saw at Whitcoulls cos now I want one for my friend who seems obsessed with bananas but I didn't realize she was htf and thus about to be bought out by all the resellers 😭