#Shylow

[townofcadence]

CAUGHT :  for one muse to walk in on the other singing / dancing.

((you know the videos of those employees who are dancing as they clean up and vibing and get startled by a last minute customer? That's what this made me think of.)) thelittlestdemon

List of Scenarios CAUGHT :  for one muse to walk in on the other singing / dancing. @thelittlestdemon

Let it never be said that Oberon Kingston could resist some George Donaldson. 500 miles was a fucking good song, but his version was certainly Byron's favorite. When it started playing, he'd twisted the knob to high, and hummed along, while sweeping the concrete floor.

Humming had quickly switched, as it usually did when he was closing up, to belting to the point it rattled the rafters. The chorus always got him, and his accent thickened to match the singer's. "I would walk five hundred miles, and I would walk five hundred more--"

He did a small spin, pivoting on the base of his 'foot'. "Just to be the man-- AH F--" The door was open, and there was--- some kid, just standing there in the doorway. How long had she been there?

Byron rocked towards the radio and spun the knob, overshooting low volume and straight into awkward silence. "Uh. Damn kid, you scared the sh--- fu---no." He rubbed at his cheek, fingers scuffing his face up into his hair. How long had it been since he'd had to watch his mouth? He was fucking rusty. "....Uh. Can I help ya with somethin'?"

[recoftheday]

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[godfrey-industries]

"Welcome to the arena, Master Panda." the large marker covered King Dober looks over the arena constructed of books and legos "You won't be leaving here alive!" The lego gates SLAM shut behind the figure.

Shylow gestures that she's done mocking the hero and that Allie can say her retort while the crowd quietly cheers... Aka, Shylow whispering what she thinks a blood thirsty crowd would sound like.

For atmosphere.

( Thanks for the ask @thelittlestdemon )

"Hmmph!" Allie scoffs making Master Panda pose dramatically...well as dramatically as a plastic toy panda could,

"Master Panda won't lose to a tyrant such as you! I will defeat you with the secret martial arts honed from The School of the Undefeated of The East!" She declares proudly.

"...And this gun I found!" She adds pulling out a giant Nerf gun.

[sins-of-the-sea]

"It's probably going to be fine." Shylow comments, watching the large bookshelves topple into each other like dominos. They're probably no longer going to be allowed in the library again, but it's fine it's not like everything was caught on camera, right?

"HOW?!?!"

"Do not underestimate the power of a rambunctious child, Abena. You know this!"

"We are going to be in such trouble! Ooohh, we ought to clean this up before you mother and aunts see this!"

"But we don't know which book goes where!"

"The boys can help us out with that!

"…..Where ARE the boys?"

Little did they know, Ruixiong and Phoebus, who can help out with reorganizing the books with their levitation and golem powers, are crushed beneath the every end of the collapsed bookcases.

"Ow….."

[automaton-otto]

"EVERBODY FOR THEMSELVES!" Shylow yells, throwing down a smoke bomb. When the smoke clears, the little demon is laying face down on the floor, completely limp.

( Thanks for the ask @thelittlestdemon )

"Zzzz..."

Kara was once again napping babysitting Shylow for Safire. Everything seemed to be fine until the little spider found a smoke bomb from...somewhere and threw it down.

"....Mrrrrr." The assassin just turns over in her sleep annoyed by the loud sound. She knows it is Shylow. It has to be Shylow...but she's not bleeding so it's not her problem.

[kingscyrus]

Shylow's 4'3", her brother is 7'1" and their mom is 6'2"

SEND ME YOUR MUSE’S HEIGHT, AND I’LL COMPARE IT TO MY OWN’S! || ACCEPTING

Shylow; 4'3: oml ;U;

Brother, 7'1: he's just; At least I can somewhat see you.

Mother; 6'2; Not baD, NOooot bad at all!

[luvrrgirl444]

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[hriobzagelthewanderer]

Things Hriob is No Longer Allowed to Do, Revised Edition - Part Quarte

#121 I am a Master of Conceptual and Elemental Magics, especially the Natural elements such as Wind, Lightning, Earth, Wood, and Water. However, no matter how ‘natural’ their existence may be, I cannot cast ‘Bear’ and it is not an element, and no amount of arguing, evidence, or demonstrations will change this.

#122 When courting certain individuals I will remember the following; “Using Protection” means the proper use of contraceptives or barriers during coitus, NOT using wards or other magical means of surviving close proximity to individuals whose mere existence provides a serious hazard to my health.

#123 Just because it is one of the few things that CAN still affect me given my supernatural constitution, and just because she is my friend, does not mean I am allowed to occasionally use Shylow-Venom as anti-anxiety medication a recreational drug for ANY reason on my own person or anyone else’s.

#124 When engaging in Small Talk with Lord Alexander, I am to respect the presence and personal safety of his Steward, Sir Cromwell, by politely avoiding use of the following terms and turns-of-phrase: ‘Splitting Hares’, ‘Hot Crossed Buns’, ‘Hare-Rasing’, ‘Hare Removal’, ‘Careful Hop-Timism’, ‘Bad Hare Day’, ‘Hoppily Ever After’, ‘I’m all Ears’, ‘Hare Conditioning’, and any other hilarious bad puns revolving around Lagomorphs in general. Upon further review, Bonnie Kalsang is to be given the extended benefits of this ruling.

#125 I shall remember that ‘Tuning’ is for Musical Instruments, ‘Attenuation’ is for Spiritual and Mystical aspects and machinations, and ‘Vibe Checks’ are for violently percussive maintenance on other people. Just because they SOUND like they’re the same thing doesn’t mean they ARE the same thing.

#126 If I am ever to host a ‘Movie Night’ with my friends/associates/subordinates/rivals/sworn enemies, I will avoid playing the following films for various reasons: Kill Bill, Repo: The Genetic Opera, Shrek 3, Saving Private Ryan, and any historical fiction "i may have been present for when it happened".

#127 I am forever forbidden from doing anything if I am preceding the action(s) in question with any variation of the phrase ‘Hey ___, Watch This!’

#128 I am forever forbidden from officiating Weddings Funerals Birthday Celebrations Coming-Of-Age-Ceremonies Duels Archery Contests Eating Contests Battle Royales Anything.

#129 I am a self-reincarnating Avatar of Life. I, at best, have an understanding with, and at worst, trying relationships with Entities that deeply connect to or convey Death as a Concept. This means that I need to maintain my moral superiority as best I can, which in turn means I should avoid conflict with them… and therefore not try to prank or annoy them.

#130 I am not the Patron Saint of Oktoberfest, no matter how much I wish to be.

#131 I am not allowed to visit Australia, nor am I to confuse it for Austria, be it to mess with other people or try and get around this ruling.

#132 I am forever barred from entering an IKEA store, and am forbidden from chanting backwards in Swedish in any language to assemble disassemble reconfigure rearrange manipulate IKEA-brand any furniture in any way.

#133 I am forever barred from teaching any variety of ‘Shop Class’.

#134 I am forever barred from leading field trips guided tours any sort of group of people for any reason through the following locations: Zoos, Museums, Government Buildings, Anarchist Buildings, Aquariums, Shopping Malls, Alternate Timelines, Alien Planets, Pocket Dimensions, Dimensional Nexus Points, Nuclear Reactors, Industrial Plants, and anything owned by a ‘rival’, ‘nemesis’, ‘adversary’, or any other hostile group or individual.

#135 I am not allowed to appropriate terminology research papers documents artifacts entities employees architecture ANYTHING from the SCP Foundation without due credit at all.

#136 Just because I am now able to transform into certain animals at will, does not mean I get to abuse the ability. This extends to bans against the following: eating my own paperwork and blaming ‘the dog’ on it, attempting to use ‘puppy-dog-eyes’ as a form of negotiation, massively decreasing the local wildlife population single-handedly, and leaving dog hair/fur in unpleasant locations as a petty form of revenge.

#137 I am forevermore banned from playing around with wax, especially heated. This is for my own safety and well-being more than any other reason.

#138 I am not allowed to start my own cult, religion, club, non-profit-organization, or any other form of organized group for any reason, least of all because I need an excuse to change any sort of government-issued id photo.

#139 I am an accomplished Arbormancer, capable of taking living trees of all kinds and fashioning them harmlessly into furnishings or tools, especially magical staves. I am Not, however, allowed to threaten sentient tree-based creatures such as demons, ents, and the like with transformation into such items, nor demonstrate my ability to do so.

#140 Just because some previously-incorporeal people enjoyed my gift of customized living human bodies for them to possess and inhabit, does not mean that Everyone will appreciate such a gift to the same degree. I am not to begin creating such vessels for those I know unless they specifically ask me to, no matter how convenient or helpful I think I am being.

#141 I am forevermore barred from following the ‘advice’ of the maxim ‘Tis better to beg forgiveness than to ask permission’, given that I have by now empirically proven it wrong.

#142 Just because I am a powerful and talented Oathkeeper for pacts and magical deals of all kinds, does not mean I can try and negotiate with children, especially those I am supposed to be babysitting.

#143 No matter how powerful and talented I am with Wood-based, Wind-based, and Ink-based magic, I am not allowed to make magically empowered paper planes and throw them into windstorms of any kind or origin. Not even if the kids ask nicely.

#144 I understand that, given my pact with the Worldspirit Gaia, I am often pulled to act as an emergency agent of their will to stop catastrophic incidents. I understand that, more often than not, those times when a single person is behind the danger, it is someone of necromantic alignment, skills, powers, or so on. Despite this, I am not to complain to them as I try to stop and/or slay them that they remind me of my ex-fiance, no matter how close, depressing, or infuriating the resemblance may be.

#145 I am forever banned from turning any portion of the Halls of the Mountain King into a Ball Pit of any size or depth.

#146 In regards to entry #53, given that I now do offer deals and pacts fairly regularly all things considered, I will remember to try and at least fall mostly in line with the Better Business Bureau’s ethical standards with said dealings.

#147 Given that prior rulings (#42 in particular) have failed, and I am happily sadly considered, among other things, The Wonderful Wizard of Gauze, I shall instead remind myself that flinging bandage wraps at people is not an effective attack. And that, strong as they may be, they cannot support my weight even in bulk - therefore I am forbidden from trying to swing off or around tall buildings with them as my ‘webs’. I am not ‘Spider-man’, and never will be - no matter what I attempt in order to change that.

#148 As an addition to the above ruling, I am to remember that, even if being able to wrap-and-pull items in the heat of battle is a neat and useful utility to have over my adversaries, using the same skill with my ‘bandage shooting’ to grab things around the Halls in a casual setting is frowned upon, even especially if people offer to be ‘test subjects’, ‘training dummies’, or any other kind of volunteer to be ‘shot’ thusly.

#149 Given item #72, I am to extend the same ‘general line of thought’ towards attempting to ‘forcibly evolve things with magic’, or any other medium to attempt the same end result. Spoiler alert: they always turn into crabs. Every. Single. Time. No more crabs.

#150 Just in case, I am forever banned from setting foot within 5 miles of Las Vegas, Nevada. No, not even if the magical forces behind it try to invite me.

[nottadog]

✍️(Shylow if you please)

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[lcgerdemain]

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“Shylow put the bottle down before ya hurt yourself.” Edward said nervously watching the rambunctious child having picked up a potion from his work table without knowing what it was. He knew what it was and would very much rather the child put it back.

[sweet-chimera]

"Granny knows a lot of healing stuff, and she's old, so she knows a LOT!" Shylow hands Honey a card for the Nile Clinic "I'm pretty sure she's reattached limbs before?"

"Oh no-- small unattended child. Meh workspace is note safe fer kids ye cannae beh in here. We can talk ootsoide." The monster squeaked out jumping up to lead Shylow outside.

"T'ank ye. Ah'll look inte it. Tae issue is note tae detached limb itself. Ah've healed plenty werse. Its tae face t'at tae SILLY BLUE LADY LEFT IT ON TAE GROUND FER MONT'S. Befer asking meh. T'ank ye fer tae business card. Ah'll give her a call maybe. Now off ye go."

[unholy-spawned]

“oh river, what if we domesticated bears?” ((this sounds like something Shylow would say)

"Do what now?" The soldier cloaked in the souls of hell, couldn't help but be stunned. This child--couldn't really think she would be able to befriend bears--right? Then again this particular kid wasn't exactly human, the long skinny tail was hard to miss.

Nonetheless. A kid is still a kid.

"You realize those animals are in the wild for a reason. Didn't your parents teach you that?" Spawn stated bluntly as he loomed over the young demon.

[godfrey-industries]

@thelittlestdemon Continued from -x-

"I already told you. Master Panda can make weapons out of his ki. I thought you said you read my character sheet?" Alouette asks holding up the sheet of paper. Where did she get that? They just started playing ten minutes ago,

"Oh a shield! Okay okay, good move. *Ahem*"

"My fists and my gun will carry me to victory! Have at thee, King Dober!" Allie proclaims voicing her character shaking him all the while.

"Bring me your best fighter! I'll try to go easy on him. Though if I were you, I'd send them all to fight me at once. A student of the school of the undefeated of the east relishes a true challenge!"

[sins-of-the-sea]

"Missus Abena?" Shylow asks "Do you believe in Santa?"

Jacob is standing next to her with a notepad. He clicks a pen, ready for the answer.

They look very serious.

Oh, Lord in Heaven, this is happening.

"I, uh..... uh....welll.... that is to say.... uh......"She glances at Josep....

....and Josep responds by waving his palms back at his wife. He speaks discreetly in Portuguese so only they and others in the Crew immediately around them can communicate without the children understanding a word. "<Go on.>"

"<How do I answer this, Josep?! They look extremely serious about this! We know nothing about this Santa Claus either, especially the American version!>"

"<Then tell her the truth! We don't know about him! We're not American so we're just as much in the dark about his existence as she is! We can ride on the fact that we know the Egyptican Goddess of Truth Ma'at and the Greek Titan Prometheus exists when there are societies who misunderstand them as myth! Perhaps Santa Claus exists but only comes when the time is right! Perhps->"

Rashid butts in. "Santa doesn't exist, kid."

"RASHID!!"

"Just like the Queen of England doesn't exist."

"........Too soon, Rashid."

[automaton-otto]

"TRICK OR TREAT!" Shylow bellows at the top of her lungs. She's dressed up as... Otto! Jacob is Jiro and Warden is Tiebreaker.

( Thanks for the ask @thelittlestdemon )

This time Kara answered the door dressed up as Samus Aran, "Aww aren't you three just adorable~?"

"Golly! I'm seeing double!" Otto exclaims, "I've never had anyone dress up as me before. This is like super flattering! You even have a Breaker of your own too. You look super strong!"

Jiro pokes his head out of the door dressed as zombie biker. It was the only costume that didn't require a hairstyle change, "Aww Jackie! I'm all embarrassed now. You're looking good! Even got your hair all combed up. Good job!"

Olive then proceeds to run under all of them dressed as...well Shylow, "MEDICIS MUST DIE!"

"...I didn't teach her that."

[xxlordalexanderxx]

Being part serpent, the little demon is prone to falling asleep on warm rocks during the spring and summer. One might find a little girl asleep in the middle of dangerous woodlands concerning. There's all manner of beasts who could devour one so small.

Though any concerns can be quickly dissuaded as one of said beasts leap out of the brush to maim her... Only for her "helping" hands grab the creature's hind legs and YEET] them to the other side of the kingdom.

Shylow doesn't even notice the commotion. Still fast asleep on the rocks.

((I just wanted to send in something silly))

He was about to set out on a hunt before a random creature smacks into his chest.

Now he can turn right back around, dinner's caught.

@thelittlestdemon