#Simon rambles

[simonriley09]

MLM <3

Husband!König: Who loves your food so much he puts on a few pounds but only notices when you knead his stomach :3 Husband!König: Who can only fall asleep ontop of you so if you randomly feel a heavy weight on you?, That's just your husband. Husband!König: Who watches you jerk off through the secret cameras he set up for "safety" purposes when he really just wanted to see his husband daily while he's at work <3 Husband!König: Who takes all your sex toys just to watch you get all desperate and watch you hump your pillows through the cameras, whining and drooling. Husband!König: Who makes you ride his leg before he eventually gives in and lets you cum. Husband!König: Who gives you the best aftercare, kissing your cheeks and carressing your back as you drift off to sleep.

[punch-aholic]

I love your art style, I was wondering what your inspirations were/your process for getting your art style to where it is now

Oh my gosh what an amazing question!! Thank you so much, I really appreciate this :) I'd love to talk about my style and how I've kind of honed in my style over the years. This will be a bit of a long one so I'll put in a cut!

I've been drawing DC art for a long, long time. Since I was really young back when I was playing Lego Batman lol. Before I was doing digital art I was really focused on designing my own versions of characters. I sort of learned how to draw one thing at a time. I learned how to draw hair, then eyes, then noses etc.

I wasn't very good lol. I think these are from like 2016? I took a lot of inspiration from DC Comics actually! I always describe my style as almost-realistic though, because I actually grew up as a life-drawing artist. I can't stress enough how important it is to take the time to really study the human body if you want to draw people. I went to college for Life Drawing and Anatomy studies and it really helped me figure out posing, how certain parts of the body move and stuff like that

I use myself as a reference a lot too. You're your own model! It leads to some pretty funny pics too haha (I ended up changing the pose a bit, but you get the vibe)

These are older and my handwriting is unintelligible but you get the picture. Learning how to translate emotions and character into a pose is really helpful and then of course figuring out how to draw clothes is helpful too. Before I was doing Superheroes I did a lot of fantasy art which helped me kind of perfect armor, cloth and those textures.

When I moved to digital drawing it really helped me learn how to render, which was kind of the final piece of the puzzle. Shading is so fucking difficult and I'm not perfect at it by any means (these drawings are two or three years old now and they still have a lot of issues). I mean, to show you how much my style has changed, this is the same character in 2016, 2020 and 2023

SO yeah! I get a lot of inspiration from older Disney, I really liked She-Ra's art style, and mimicked that a lot when it came out, and now I've kind of grown it into something all my own to the point where I can do full character scenes with my own designs. Anatomy, color theory and character design are big passions of mine and I try to show that in every drawing I do on here.

Thank you for asking by the way, I hope this is what you were looking for! Sorry for rambling lol

[cowpoke-morgan]

idk if this has been said before, but Ivypaw/pool's relationship with Hawkfrost is really gross

like he's preying on her nativity (yes, i know that's the whole point of the dark forest) but!! he really comes off as a groomer. like he's trying to befriend her and tell her all these sweet things to her

I used to see Ivyfrost as some cute ship when I first read the books, but as an adult, their whole dynamic gives me the ick

I can 100% guarantee this isn't a hot take

[starsofang]

Simon didn’t like to hold you. He liked to be held.

At first, you didn’t understand why he’d turn his back to you in bed without saying anything. You thought you’d done something to him, or maybe he was in a bad mood. You couldn’t be any more wrong.

Simon Riley, an absolute brute of a soldier, was silently asking for you to be the big spoon. You nearly didn’t believe it when he finally brought it to your attention.

He was too embarrassed to ask you, so he’d resort to flipping on to his side and wait. And wait. Until he realized you didn’t catch the memo, even after many hopeless attempts.

In his mind, he thought being the big spoon would somehow convince you he wasn’t manly enough, as if his title in the service or his pure stature wasn’t proof enough of his masculinity.

To him, being held was a blanket of security. Where he’d always have to watch his back out on the field, both literally and metaphorically, he didn’t have to keep an eye out at all times with you. It was a chance for him to find solace in a person, and when he explained this to you, he was surprised to find you so willing.

And oh, when it happened, Simon nearly kicked himself for holding back on verbalizing it for so long.

The warmth of your arms when they wrapped around him from behind, your face buried between his shoulder blades, legs tangled in his, he thought that this was what inner peace felt like.

He was silly to think you’d ever be the one to judge him for what most deemed ‘unmasculine’. In all of his broad glory, he felt safe the moment you held him, like a child does when they feel a mother’s embrace except it was from someone he loved dearest to his heart.

And you? You found that being the big spoon was rather enjoyable when the man you’re holding was so damn comfortable to snuggle up to. It was a win-win for you both.

You just wished he wasn’t an idiot that left you wondering all those hopeless nights until the truth came out.

[simply-ewok]

rolling over, half asleep, in the middle of the night and when you stretch your arm out you end up smacking ghost in the face, and you can’t help but fling yourself back with a loud gasp before realizing it’s just your man, who yet again, snuck inside and cozied up to you without stirring you (bc he hates waking up his baby) bc he was able to come home early and chose to surprise you. and after you relax and begin apologizing for hitting him you hear his low, growly chuckle as he sits up to pull you into his chest, kissing your forehead before mumbling into your sweet smelling hair “it’s all right lovie, di’n’t mean to scare you.”

[tojisun]

curled up thinking about riding simon lazily, but he’s so big and thick, and the stretch is so delicious that it has you whimpering, tears beading in the corner of your eyes until they finally drop in soft sweeps.

simon just laughs, and reaches forward to wipe them away. he croons, “always a cry baby, huh?”

you glare up at him, a retort building on the tip of your tongue, but he ruts up, humping into you, and your quip peters away into a mewl. you curl into yourself at the ravenous pleasure seeping from the base of your spine, as new bouts of tears begin to pour from your stinging eyes, and the sight you make — drunken and weepy — turns simon’s smile into something sharper; into something just a bite mean.

[crestapex]

Simon Riley who’s been dishing out shitty dad jokes and one-liners left and right for the past five minutes. You’ve been in a pretty pissy mood, especially so far into your pregnancy. You’re just about on your due date, and you’ve seen no progress whatsoever. So, what’s better than to use his irresistible charm on you?

He knows it’s working by the way you crack a few smiles. Which then turn into small chuckles. And then full blown laughter. In fact, he makes you laugh so hard you start to feel a warm liquid trickling down your legs.

Simon Riley who made you laugh so hard with his terrible humor… he accidentally put you into labor.

[rememberwren]

Thinking about how angry Ghost would be behind the wheel with fem!reader touching yourself in the passenger seat. He’s white-knuckle gripping the steering wheel, jaw tight, probably playing at unaffected but missing by a mile. Reaches out to violently shut off the radio so that he can hear the wet sounds of your fingers slipping against yourself, because he likes the torture, really.

He’s too straight edge to offer assistance (and too self-aware of his own tenuous driving skills to risk your safety), refuses to even look away from the road until he jerks to a stop at a red light. Only then does he turn to take you in spread out in the passenger seat, shirt hiked up over your breasts, hand shoved down the front of your leggings, thighs shaking.

“Light’s green, Simon.”

“I know what it is.”

[johnconstantinesdick]

The most popular fic in the Steel Samurai fandom had an unexplained seven year hiatus only to update at like 3 am on December 21st, 2027. The author explains that they couldn’t update fic while in prison (huh?) but now that they’re off death row (WHAT??) they’ve transcribed seven years worth of writing (Jesus Christ). The update is 130k words long. Edgeworth and Maya don’t sleep that night.

[wombywoo]

glasgow date 🧡

[punch-aholic]

I love your mad hatter design I wanna hear about his lore so much

Oh my gosh I didn’t think I’d get so many asks about my Jerv but okay! So I will be the first to admit that I’m not as well versed on mad hatter as I am other batman villains BUT I can give you my thoughts about Punch!verse Jervis:

- I styled his design based on a color scheme I found to be more fitting with the story than the orange and green. The pink stripes on his shirt are a nod to the Cheshire Cat while the teal I just found to be a good pair with that. The diamonds are a reference to the playing cards, and there are a few other Easter eggs

- I MADE HIM TALL!! My hot take is that I dislike short Hatters. I enjoy him more as a long, clumsy guy whose legs are too long for his body lmao. He also tends to fold in on himself a lot, making him look shorter but I put him at around a respectable 5’11 (180 cm). Plus I much prefer Eddie as the shortest member of the dork squad lol

- I haven’t really sat down to think about the ages of my rogues (I will if anyone is interested) but I’d put him at about a late 20’s early 30’s. Younger than Batman, Harvey and Jon but older than Eddie, Harley and Joker

- My Jervis was a librarian as a teen, before moving to his job for WayneTech. This introduced him to his love of books and also his childlike spirit

- Most people see his ‘Mind Control’ abilities to be solely tech based but I like to think of it as a mix of tech and hallucinogen drugs. (My Jervis is a stoner, what of it)

- While most of my rogues work together and get along just fine I’d say my Jervis is more of a loner. If he vibes with anyone it’s probably Jonathan (they sit in the same room in silence and just enjoy the other person’s company) and Freeze (also a quiet person whose very technologically inclined. They bounce ideas off of each other pretty often and tend to team up. Sort of the black sheep of the Rogues Gallery)

- He has such a child-like spirit that you think he wouldn’t be a very scary villain but he’s got this deep resentment for people who have put him down in life because of his awkward personality and general unawareness of boundaries. When writing for my rogues I always just try to keep in mind that these are criminals (doesn’t mean they can’t be layered characters though)

[cowpoke-morgan]

Spoilers for A Vision of Shadows

Everytime Finleap and Twigbranch interact im like "so they're so cute, I love them." and then Finleap says some shit like "You don't love me because you won't have my babies." and I'm so mad that THATS THEIR CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT. BABIES??? AND GASLIGHTING???

[starsofang]

simon had a bone to pick with you. a rather big one. why in god’s name were you, his girl, going on a date with johnny? granted, you weren’t exactly his, per se, but you damn sure weren’t anybody else’s.

he wasn’t the jealous type. sure, the thought of you laughing with johnny, kissing johnny, had his blood boiling, his fists tensing with the urge to hit the closest thing, his jaw pulled taut. and maybe he had a knot in his throat and a weight in his chest, but he wasn’t jealous, no.

being jealous meant he felt threatened, and simon was not threatened. you just had to be reminded of who you belonged to, right?

you sure as hell didn’t seem to mind as he plowed into you from behind, his chest to your back, hand curled around your throat while you choked out the most obscene noises he’d ever heard.

johnny was long forgotten from your mind, wiped away so it could be refocused on only simon and the way his cock filled you to the brim, slamming into your g-spot with every angry thrust.

how could you even think that you’re anybody else’s when he’s the only one who can have you creaming on his cock, brain so fucked out you could barely utter a word besides his own name?

he wasn’t jealous. at the end of the day, he knew exactly who you belonged to and whose cock left you dumb.

[killerpancakeburger]

Imagine being a member of the Task Force who's pining after Ghost, but thinking he's not able to fall for anyone right now and may very well never be. It's fine though - you're happy with standing by his side - or at least you try to convince yourself you are. Soap has a deeper bound with him than you, but that's fine too. You would never dare to come between them. Never dare to deprive Ghost of someone he needs.

So when you see Soap in mortal peril, you don't even need to think about it. You shove him out of the way and take the bullet/knife meant for him. You survive, but barely. All is well.

Or so you think, until Ghost barges into your hospital room and rips into you. His fury is equal to the feelings you made him go through: resentment for throwing your life away so casually, fear of losing you, and the helplessness of being unable to save you.

All this time you’ve been convinced that he'd be happier with Soap alive, even if it meant you dead, so you're utterly confused in front of his rage.

[flowerfreya]

Rambling

You love getting your nails done , every 2 weeks without fail.

Once you started dating Simon he noticed that every two weeks you wouldn’t text him for 2 hours ( getting your nails done means you can’t use your phone ). He wants to know what you’re doing to so he follows you.

He see’s you go in and follows you.

“Simon” , you say , “what are you doing here”, you ask.

He shrugs , “just wanted to see what you were doing”. Like it’s no big deal he is tracking you even though you only started dating 1 month ago.

“Since you’re here …. You wanna pay?” , you joke.

“As long as I can pick the color” , he deadpans

You leave the shop with medium black nails.

More ramblings

[forestshadow-wolf]

I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING HILARIOUS WHILE REWATCHING MW3

Look. Soap is VISIBLY angry, while price is manning up and apologizing to soap, and soap is handling it like a big boy, even if he can't make himself look at the man while he does so (he only looks at price once he has accepted price's Apology)

"I shouldn't've stopped you."

"It was the right thing at the time."

(Side note at this angle he is 100% looking directly at Ghost)

And then here Ghost pipes up right after soap is finished speaking, guivng no time for anyone else to interject (he's actively and openly taking soap's side on this)

"At the time..."

And price whips around, and you can't see his face from the angle, but personal experience (being a smartass) tells me from his body language that he is giving Ghost the "don't be an ass about it"/ "*exasperated* really, Ghost? 🤨"/ "don't rub it in" look