#Skinny Bob

[generic-whumperz]

Saw the “trying to start a normal conversation” meme - love those topics as well.

Can you name a cryptid that you think is cool, and how whumpable it is on a scale of 1-10?

First of all, THANK YOU for sending me this, it has made my week! I have been dying to talk about the intersection of whump and cryptids—two of my favorite topics! I am always down to talk about cryptids and paranormal happenings, so if anyone has more questions, toss ‘em my way!

Right off the bat, the most whumpable cryptid that comes to mind is the Fresno Nightcrawler. Look how dumb and soft these things look:

Screenshots taken from this video

It’s just a weird blob of legs? Not only do they look ridiculous, but you could easily snare one in a bear trap since all they do is walk around like dumb little smooth brained idiots. These things are the equivalent of a sunfish (equally whumpable).

Whumpability score: 10/10

Cool score: 5/10 (they look ethereal but there’s not a whole lot else going on here)

This may be controversial, but an honorable mention of most whumpable cryptid is going to have to go to Skinny Bob:

Images taken from Google

You’re telling me this dude doesn’t look like someone’s go-to Little Guy™️ they routinely torture or put through precarious situations and have kidnapped for ransom money; or the Youngest™️ who gets taken by Villain™️ and the Whole Team™️ has to work together to save them? Or the recently discovered creature that Evil Scientist™️ captures and performs gruesome experiments on? He’s getting whumped in multiple situations!

Skinny Bob is Whumpee™️ confirmed.

Whumpability score: 6/10 (he’s an alien so you always run the risk of having more of them show up. We also don’t know what he’s storing in that massive dome of his—maybe it’s secrets to the universe, or maybe it’s the mental power to make things explode? Additionally, he was rumored to be in cahoots with the Russian government? Either way, suspicious. And he does have hands and those long ass arms to try to fight you off, but he’s clearly not hitting the weights because those things are pool noodles at best.)

Cool score: 10/10

P.S. I engage with cryptozoology, myths and legends, and paranormal encounters for entertainment purposes only. Is this shit real? I have no idea, and I don’t care. That’s not the point, I’m here for the fun and whimsy. There’s no harm in indulging in the unknown. I’m not here to convince or attest to the legitimacy of these creatures. It’s not that serious, so please don’t come after me!

[letsgethaunted]

The Skinny Bob Internet Mystery

Welcome to Episode 175: The Skinny Bob Internet Mystery! Beginning on April 13, 2011, a user going by the name “ivan0135” uploaded a series of 4 videos purporting to show black and white clips of several longer films taken by the KGB between 1942 - 1969. The series of clips seem to show blurry antique footage, played on a projector, of a flying saucer over a rural farmhouse, a crashed spacecraft with a deceased alien, an alien autopsy, a living alien being filmed in an enclosed space, the interior of a spaceship, and a group of aliens walking towards the camera. These ominous clips have been touted as either the “realest looking fake footage” or verifiable proof that aliens really do live among us.

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[cybershubunkin]

Skinny Bob

[eksopolitiikka]

Analyysi legendaarisesta ’Skinny Bob’-videosta

kirjoittanut Andrew Johnson Sen jälkeen, kun Richard D Hall oli julkaissut toisen osan nauhoittamastamme haastattelusta, joka koski ilmaista ”Acknowledged” UFO/Aliens-kirjaani, kaksi ihmistä (Lee ja Janis) lähettivät minulle sähköpostia (10 minuutin sisällä toisistaan!) kysyäkseen, olenko tietoinen niin kutsutusta ”Skinny Bob” -videosta, jossa väitetään olevan avaruusolento, ufojen putoamispaikka ja lentävä lautanen. Video on itse asiassa kolmen (tai […] https://eksopolitiikka.fi/eksopolitiikka/analyysi-legendaarisesta-skinny-bob-videosta/

[saladd3310]

Butcher Vanity

[liptonsbabe]

Is this ok 🤔

[a-schmoozer-and-a-dummy]

see ok i love it when husk is just kind of “eh” about his appearance until he and angel make things official. he doesn’t think he’s all that good looking but he doesn’t try to be- not until he realizes that he bagged the most sought-after sinner in all of hell, and he’s immediately self-conscious bc omg does angel know he’s dating an ‘ugly old man’? does angel know he’s dating someone with bad morning breath and a bit of a beer belly?? but husk actually doesn’t have a thing to worry about bc angel finds his “i don’t give a shit” attitude and appearance SOOO attractive

[ceyfilo]

sharing my ddf designs!

[tinypi]

skinny: ich kann die drei fragezeichen alle gleich wenig leiden

auch skinny:

[captbexx]

Skinny & Bob

[Die drei Fragezeichen Fanart]

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[the-spooky-children]

The best thing Bob's popularity probably did is get more people to learn how to properly draw fat people

[letsgethaunted]

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Welcome to the photo dump for Episode 175: The Skinny Bob Internet Mystery! Beginning on April 13, 2011, a user going by the name “ivan0135” uploaded a series of 4 videos purporting to show black and white clips of several longer films taken by the KGB between 1942 - 1969. The series of clips seem to show blurry antique footage, played on a projector, of a flying saucer over a rural farmhouse, a crashed spacecraft with a deceased alien, an alien autopsy, a living alien being filmed in an enclosed space, the interior of a spaceship, and a group of aliens walking towards the camera. These ominous clips have been touted as either the “realest looking fake footage” or verifiable proof that aliens really do live among us. Scroll through this photo dump to see key images from this week’s episode! IMAGE 01: Skinny Bob IMAGE 02: Ivan0135’s first video upload IMAGE 03: Ivan0135’s second video upload IMAGE 04: Ivan0135’s third video upload IMAGE 05: Ivan0135’s fourth video upload IMAGE 06: Bill Uhouse speaks on his time in Area 51 working with a real alien - could it have been skinny bob? IMAGE 07: U/BrooklynRobot found the scratch overlays used in the films IMAGE 08: u/RedDwarfBee found that one of these scratch overlays was even used in a Parks & Rec episode IMAGE 09: u/Brooklyn Robot also determined that the font at the bottom (time stamps) are Consolas, a Microsoft Font released in 2006 IMAGE 10: Skinny Bob lightened to reveal his eyes

[cybershubunkin]

Skinny Bob E.T

[dontirrigateme]

Permission to climb the mountain, sir

@1waveshortofashipwreck

[nichtimhandelerhaeltlich]

bob: Skinny would be really hot if I didn't know him personally

[liptonsbabe]

Part 3 of this series lol.