Can we take a second just to admire cc!Joel Smallishbeans. Like my guy is currently on two smp's, he keeps up with Hermitcraft, he is somewhat present on SOS. Also his base is incredibly detailed, its large, and he has gotten really good at armor stands out of nowhere. He updates an average of once a week, he took a vacation to Japan and still managed to keep up with Hermitcraft.
He can follow the bit and has an uncanny ability to stop himself from being the butt of the joke. Like for example the neck kisses thing was at first a kind of 'ha ha that's really weird Joel' then he leaned into it so hard that now Etho is the one obsessed with Joel's neck kisses and both of them are obsessed with each other and its not just Joel.
And the whole ieseki harem bit too?? Like he has half of the server around his finger cause of a bit.
Also he is actually kind of good at tricking people? Like bro convinced three (I think) people that Etho built the statues not him.
Hes funny as hell and also he is like really bold? Like my guy posted himself singing a Minecraft parody to 'Money Money Money' he makes Hollywood level intros in Minecraft. His intros are the best by the way always have been. They're more elaborate now and they are really funny but there was a charm to when his intros were him standing in front of a horse hilling machine with no acknowledgment of it.
It's strange, being told that there's a part missing from you.
Not really a part. Many parts, more like. A whole person. Someone that apparently fits perfectly into the hole in that heart of yours. A hole that, quite frankly, you had gone quite accustomed to. Fond of, even.
Who are you without that missing piece? Who are you without the cold rotting of that muscle in your chest that used to beat, rhythmic and repetitive as the fluttering of butterfly wings?
In the early days, Etho asks himself this, over and over again.
ill give it a better name later, but i had this idea for an au that is heavily inspired by this post. basically, the bad boys are all young adults in their early twenties who come together and form a band. thats the gist. there are so many more complex subplots and stuff i have in mind but thats the basics. i quick typed up very short summaries for each of them in google docs to hopefully very briefly explain
now, if this turns out to actually be a cool idea and not just me being sleep deprived, ill write a fanfic about it. but i want anyone and everyone's input: is this something you'd like to read?? even if you dont follow me, please respond with criticism and such. <333
also please go check out the post that i took inspo from, its a poll and its still live for the next 19 hours!! go vote go go go
i miss joel's qna videos but watching it reminds me of something, are the people who watch joel really that young? cuz like 😭 im not 13-year old young but im not a 25-year old either so, answer this poll!!