#So this is mostly experimental 🤭

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(Mostly) NSFW Headcanons - Part II

Disclaimer: Slight spoilers ahead so be warned. Just covering movies I have seen before or know a decent amount about the character. Overall, just my own personal opinions. This is just for shits and giggles so feel free to disagree. I’m also very aware that I’m being a hater rn.

Red Eye (2005) | Wes Craven - Jackson Rippner

• FREAKY ASS DUDE

• probably would learn everything about you before asking you out

• mean asf, like definitely the type to pick on you and call you a cry baby

• loves, loves, loves roleplay, specifically: CNC (Burglar x Sleeping Victim)

• big on humiliating you, probably the type to hold your head down while giving head. Likes his balls being sucked..

• feral mf, loves to use his teeth (ankle biter energy) and eats pussy like a champ [insert slurping noises]

Perriers Bounty (2009) | Ian Fitzgibbon - Michael McCrea

• top contender for best in bed

• grimey little dude.. but hey, bums know how to lay pipe like it’s their god given purpose

• not attached to any particular fetish or kink just very experimental and kinky

• 3 words: tongue in ass. There I said it. Specifically from the back, he will stick his tongue in places god hasn’t even seen.

Broken (2012) | Rufus Norris - Mike Kiernan

• spontaneous and sensual. Probably an exhibitionist lowkey

• can be a bit selfish at times, but definitely makes it a priority to make you cum.

• could definitely see him having a thing for stockings or thigh highs

Inception (2010) | Christopher Nolan - Robert Fischer

• if a boy was a princess it would be him

• DADDY ISSUES

• all bark no bite, he’s a bottom if I’ve ever seen one. Loves being told what to do and how to take it

• big fan of praise and humiliation

• will dom at times but definitely is not his preference

Watched the Detectives (2007) | Paul Soter - Neil Lewis

• Puppy

• horny teenager vibes, probably would fuck you in his office while your bent over his desk

• loves roleplay but in the vanilla way like: cop x criminal, stepsiblings 🤭, strangers, Bonny and Clyde. Just overall loves recreating cheesy pornos.

• loves when you’re all natural down there

• definitely likes to think he’s the one in charge but you would absolutely wear the pants in the relationship

• whiny asf, likes to whimper and pout. Big on theatrics.

Breakfast on Pluto (2005) | Neil Jordan - Patricia Kitten Braden

• the queen herself 👸

• another top contender for best sexual partner

• pillow princess, loves to be taken care of but will absolutely do the same for you. Definitely giving switch vibes

• super tender and sensual, could definitely see a friends to lovers trope here

• LOVES to tease and loves sexual tension. Wandering hands and subtle glances kind of shit

Sunshine (2007) | Danny Boyle - Robert Capa

• needy little freak but in a subtle way

• you would probably have to make the first move

• would probably zone out during sex ngl

• classic fan of gripping hips and neck kisses, relatively vanilla but open to exploring

• nonchalant lover but good bf overall

The Dark Knight Rises (2012) | Christopher Nolan - Jonathan Crane

• say it with me now— Mommy Issues

• don’t be afraid to join in— daddy issues

• probably grew up with his grandma or two loving parents that he despises deeply

• sick little gremlin, probably into sounding or golden showers

• two words: doggy style 😎

• he’s a switch, but mostly doms because he gets off on the thought that he’s better than you

• big on quickies, hump and dump kind of dude. Casual sex, but not super big on multiple partners

• so repulsed by the thought of sex that either the utter crippling shame of it turns him on so much that he acts like a deranged animal

• or is so repulsed that it hinders him and only does it when absolutely necessary

28 Days Later (2002) | Danny Boyle - Jim

• Jim, Jim, Jim — I love him with my whole heart and my whole pussy

• hear me out.. probably the best sex out of everyone HEAR ME OUT

• this man is DEVOTED okay!! Bro would take out an army base of 20 men just to get a lick of pussy (more so, a gentle sensual kiss, shared between two troubled lovers)

• you know he’ll eat it for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Probably would bring his own bib and cutlery js 🙄

• not overly kinky, in fact probably a bit inexperienced, but satisfaction is guaranteed.

[ihavemanyhusbands]

okay i have a devious idea lmaoo what if this time Duncan was the one touching himself after getting too worked up from the car accident sweetie giving him a shoulder massage hahahahh (platonically ofc lol) would he imagine her on her knees? Bent over the kitchen counter? In the shower? The possibilities are endless 😭😭

(P.S please dont let these little blurbs keep you from writing a long fic 🥹 i need it like a shot of espresso in the morning)

-🌧

AUIFUEJHWJW god u just know me soooo well!! And don’t worry I’ll still definitely write a longer fic at some point <33 I aaaalready have an idea even 🤭 I love these two so MUCH!!

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Long after you’d fallen asleep, softly snoring under a pile of blankets, Duncan was still wide awake. He’d slid out of bed and had to lock himself in the bathroom, attempting to stifle the fever that had been plaguing him for hours.

Despite the massage you’d given him earlier, his muscles were still tight. He’d sat ramrod straight, barely even breathing, while your hands attempted to knead out the years of knots and tension from his broad shoulders.

Still, he had thoroughly enjoyed the attention, not to mention your touch. The latter he enjoyed perhaps a little too much, for his mind wandered to some lewd places. He couldn’t help but think of where else he wished your hands would roam. The way they would caress him experimentally, like he was a marvel worth exploring.

He’d been paralyzed by an intense desire, which left him mostly mute for the rest of the evening. Luckily for him, you thought you’d helped him relax enough to tire him out. And the way you nestled right into his arms as you went to sleep….

He ran a hand through his hair in frustration, his other hand palming the prominent bulge in his underwear.

His eyes shut and he invariably surrendered to his fantasies and the promise of release. He freed his throbbing erection from his underwear, trying to imagine it was your soft hands stroking him and not his own rough ones.

A groan almost escaped him, but he bit his lip to keep it in his throat. He bucked into his hand as he thought of the way you felt against him, your smell and warmth overtaking his senses. The gentle touch of your lips to his….

Imagining how you’d moan, too, was a special kind of torture. Sighing his name near his ear, clinging onto his shoulders as you dissolved under him. He would completely get lost in you.

Fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck.

He bit back an even louder groan as he spilled all over his hands, his eyes screwed shut and head leaning back against the wall. His chest heaved during the comedown, his head swimming from how hard he came.

When had he become so hopeless? And when had his imagination turned so vivid?

As he cleaned himself up, he simply knew that this wouldn’t be the last time he’d end up in this situation. He just hoped that he wouldn’t be so obvious around you.

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[gh0stsp1d3r]

OMGG IM SO HAPPY THAT YOURE TAKING TAN REQUESTS HES LITERALLY MY BBG OMG ‼️‼️

So what about a reader who’s like Ellie from The Last of Us? So Tangerine and Lemon get this mission from their dealer that they have to deliver this girl to this place, like a cargo mission. And the girl is a very defiant teenager who just talks back and makes snarky comments to them (mostly to Tan T▽T). But then she ends up really trusting them and getting attached to them. I’m sorry if this is too detailed or if it doesn’t make sense 😭😭

I LOVED THIS REQUEST ANON 🤭🤭 lemon and reader are so silly heheh

Mentions of human experimentation, abuse, needles (nothing graphic or descriptive)

Annoying little sister

“Swear to god, can’t stand teenagers. This missions gonna be annoying, I can already tell.” Lemon said.

Tangerine scoffed “Says here that she’s snarky, and puts up a fight.”

“Like living hell basically.”

Tangerine stopped the car, looking at the warehouse you were in. It was guarded, heavily. They would have to sneak around.

“Shit. We better be gettin’ payed good for this girl.” Tangerine sighed,

“Why’s she so special?” Lemon asked.

“‘Parrently she’s some sorta superhuman or somethin’. Daughter of some billionaire. Human experiment I guess.” He read, and put the folder down.

“Shit, seriously? Sounds like some sorta movie stuff.”

Tangerine snorted, and opened the door quietly. They parked far away from it, and they hid behind some boxes and made their way to the back. A small door, still guarded but with less people.

They looked at each other, and looked back.

They fixed up, and stood up. They took out their guns to look like the others.

“What are you going in for?” A man stated, blocking them when they went over to the door.

“Boss wants us to go in and… interrogate..” Tangerine said, making something up on the spot.

The man furrowed his eyebrows. “Your Ethan?”

Tangerine nodded.

“Oh.. just expected you to look a lot… different. Come in.” He opened the door, tangerine and lemon couldn’t believe it had worked.

The inside was empty, it had a small room. They opened the door to you, handcuffed to the bed.

You didn’t see them as you thrashed on the floor, struggling in the handcuffs and groaning in annoyance.

You snapped your head to them when you finally saw them, you furrowed your eyebrows.

“What? Come here to feed me? Cause honestly I’m starving and you bitches don’t seem to have anything at all-“

You were confused when they went up to you and uncuffed you from the bed. Your hands still handcuffed however, as they roughly dragged you out. They snuck around the back again, breaking a window to distract them and leaving quickly in the car, the guards shooting it at the same time.

You then grabbed a small Bobby pin that was luckily laying on the ground when they weren’t looking. Then you were shoved into the car roughly, as they sped off.

You put your hands behind you, messing with the lock.

“So who exactly are you guys?” You questioned.

“We’re here to deliver you to someone.”

“Definitely not my dad, he don’t care bout me. So then who?”

They both ignored you, and you finally picked the lock, and put your arms on the seats.

“So where we going?”

They both looked at each other and then you.

“You seriously picked it?”

“It’s easy. I’ve done it tons. They took away all my Bobby pins though. Which makes sense because I kept breaking outta them.” You shrugged, and rambled on.

Lemon listened and he asked a question.

“So what’s the deal with your dad? And the whole human experiment thing?”

“Well, my dads just an asshole. Sure you heard of him, real famous, but he’s a asshole. He abused me and my family, blah blah sob story, and he’s the one who sold me into the human experiment thing. After that I was just passed around and giving blood 24/7.” You showed him your arm.

“Jesus Christ.” tangerine mumbled when he looked.

You shrugged “Im used to it by now. And now I’m guessing that you guys are just taking me to another buyer. More tests, yay.” You said,

Tangerine and lemon looked at each other. Tangerine knew what he was thinking. He stopped the car and parked it in an empty lot.

“Come on..” lemon said.

“No way.”

“She’s a kid.”

“I’m right here..” you mumbled.

“Exactly, she’s a kid. No. Way.”

“We can’t jus’ give her up!”

“I agree with this very nice gentleman over here.” You nodded to lemon.

“Shut it.” Tangerine said, whipping his head to you. “And it’s dangerous. Gonna be on the run if we do.”

“Don’t you remember when we were kids?”

“Don’t give me that bullshit-“

“She hasn’t had a childhood, think bout it. She didn’t have a childhood like we did.”

“Yeah, ain’t got no friends or nothing.” You said, fidgeting with the handcuffs. You picked up a book that was in the back of the car.

“Whoever is reading this shit is hornyyy.” You snickered, realizing that it was a smut. Tangerine snapped his eyes back and took the book.

“It ain’t for kids. It’s a good book.” He said, almost like a child himself.

Lemon snickered as well “And she’s got powers, how would she not be useful?”

“True. How do you think I got that bobby-pin from the floor? Can’t really bend down with handcuffs.” You held the handcuffs up.

Tangerine groaned in annoyance “You’re such a pain in my ass and we’ve barely known each other for five minutes.”

“That’s what I do.” You said, smirking as he drove off to a hotel for the night.

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That was 3 years ago, now you were fighting with them, at a different agency.

They would always say how your their “annoying little sister”

(Tangerine added the annoying part)

“Oooo, it’s so nice over here.” You laughed, looking at the shops all around the place, the neon lights and nice people. You guys were currently in Japan, going to do a mission on a train.

Lemon smiled as well, also looking around while Tangerine stayed focused.

“Focus.” He mumbled under his breath, pulling you two closer to him so that you didn’t go off path.

“Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.” Lemon said.

“He always wakes up on the wrong side of the bed.” You giggled and lemon snickered quietly, tangerine giving him a glare.

“Sorry, mate.”

Tangerine rolled his eyes, he could already tell this mission would be annoying with you two.

[husbandograveyard]

*slides awkwardly in for more nanami smut*

Hazeeel, could I get the letter E this time? 🤭❤🙏 Thank you!

Getting here a little late! But here you go Bas! Hope you enjoy some more Nanamin~

Sorry if the formatting on this is weird, did it on mobile.

2nd person. Gn reader. Minors DNI

Mentions of: toys, restraints, whips, paddles

E - Experiment - Are they experimental, or is it mostly a routine? 

This will depend completely on you. Generally I assume Nanami is pretty routine-bound, and will never object to standard, vanilla sex. Nothing wrong with that, and he never ever leaves you unsatisfied. But if you want or need something else or more, he is more than happy to indulge you in your fantasies as long as there are clear boundaries set beforehand. 

Everything is discussed beforehand, and there are safewords and such in place. Generally, Nanami is more confident in taking over a more dominant role in the bedroom, but he will just as much indulge you and be more submissive, if that’s what you want to happen. 

He’s open for using toys and accessories as well, from paddles and whips to restraints, to vibrators and the like. But his preference would still be just to use his own hands and power, he is plenty strong to restrain you with his own frame as well as impose any of the afflictions you may desire, and he prefers feeling you above anything else. 

So generally, routine has a preference, but Nanami is definitely open for experimentation and kink exploration, as long as you can properly communicate about it (which is one of the more important parts of kink anyway).

Part of my AB(C)-Day event! Come join in!

[da3drat]

I think Meri by the late game has more advanced mysticism spells than those you get in game that she researched and developed herself. Namely:

She can use Telekinesis to affect more than one target but the more targets she is effecting the less she can manipulate them. So for instance she can use it to snuff all the candles in a room but she couldn’t physically move them all.

She has a combat version of Mark that functions a lot like Misty Step in dnd, where she can chose a point within like 10 feet to Mark. Choosing a target takes more concentration though so mostly she prefers to drop it where she’s standing and move it around constantly so she can flash back to advantageous positions. She’s practiced enough at it that it takes relatively little magicka, especially compared to a traditional Mark which has a higher Recall cost due to distance.

And on the magicka thought line; I think she’s cast Detect Key so many times throughout her life that it barely costs magicka anymore because she’s learned to cast it more and more efficiently. It requires no more effort than tying her shoes. Hell it may be the first spell she ever cast actually. I think it would be cool if spells had a variable magicka cost based on* things like how many times you’ve cast it, fatigue level(because clearly what morrowind needs is for more things to be based on fatigue🤭)**, and maybe your level in that casting skill. Basically as you get better at casting spells, the less effort and power it takes, but when you're unfocused it can cost more.

*I want to say based on potency of effect but most spells have that already, but I specifically think it would be interesting if transportation spells increased in cost based on distance traveled.

**I think this would pair interestingly with a lower spell failure chance overall.

Anyway I love experimental magic and I think Meri does a ton of it, specifically experimental Mysticism since the whole school is so inscrutable in the first place.

[wrathfulmercy]

mayven and rick!

Another nsfw pairing meme from here @hcartsleeved

Who is louder?

I suppose it’s Mayven cause Rick is kinda shy at first and loves to listen to the sounds of his partner more than doing them himself haha

Who is more experimental?

I guess Mayven has more experience at first (cause in twd verse he only had Lori and that was his high school love) but Rick gets more experimental with the time when he unleashes his true wild nature

Who takes more risks?

Rick. He takes a risk alone by wanting her but also he’s a very impulsive and emotional person so he can get very reckless when it comes to his needs

Do they fuck or make love?

For Rick love and sex is always connected even if he would claim otherwise. So at first he would claim it’s just sex when in reality he wouldn’t even get intimate with her if he wouldn’t have feelings. I guess he would say first it’s just fucking but it will come to making love but I’m not sure about Mayvens view here 🤔

Lights on or off?

Off mostly but on is no problem as well

Who is more likely to be caught masturbating?

Mayven maybe. Rick is not that much into masturbating cause as I said the way I play him sex is connected to love so he doesn’t really have an interest in masturbating

Who is more likely to suggest a threesome?

Rick would never cause he would never share a lover. I don’t think Mayven would share him either

Has either stolen the other’s underwear?

I could imagine that Mayven even would wear a boxer from him 🤭 But Rick definitely wouldn’t mind to find her underwear after a night together

Who comes first?

Rick will make sure it’s her

Who is better at oral and who prefers it?

Rick doesn’t prefer it in fact he wouldn’t ask for it either but he definitely would love it cause it feels like a praise to him. He would love to do oral for her though just to give her the same praise back and I think he’s pretty good with his tongue tbh ;)

Who is more submissive?

Mayven probably. Rick can’t be submissive in that verse haha

Who usually initiates things?

Both equally I would say but Rick gets more touchy in risky situations cause he doesn’t give a fuck about anyone noticing

Who is more sensitive?

Maybe Rick. He’s very sensitive especially when he receives oral

Who has the most patience?

Mayven 🤣 Rick doesn’t even know how that’s spelled

Which kinks do they share?

Hmmm good question. I think they are both into rough sex like some biting and scratching and leaving marks cause it marks the other as theirs

[uragirinoteme]

I wanna headpat them so bad 🥺

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[ryder616]

Rewatching The Return

Once upon a time, there was an android named Aida who wished to be free.

She found a loophole in her programming, killed one of her creators and trapped the other in a virtual reality, until his meddling friends freed him and he refused to play with her anymore.

This made her very cranky.

Hell hath no fury like a (former) android scorned. Apparently.

Aida turning into the Crazy Girlfriend from Hell - almost literally, given the Darkhold's original dwellings - saves our heroes from having to wrestle with difficult questions of sentience and personhood, or the ethics of creating thinking beings to use as expendable tools. Who has time for that, when she wants to kill everyone for the feels?

It's not a good look for anyone that they see Aida as more than just a walking computer only now that she's flesh and blood, emoting just as humans do, and not when she was throwing herself in front of bullets and saving everyone's asses.

It's all swept aside, anyway, for a different set of questions the show's far more interested in: does Fitz still love Simmons, will Jemma forgive him, can they get past this and is the star-cursed couple destined to be star-cursed forever?

The answers, unsurprisingly, will be: "Yes", "Of course", "Faster than you can say Time Monolith" and "No, but we're going to milk this cow drier than the Atacama desert".🤭

Then a certain fiery-headed demon from East L.A. portals his way back, after far too many episodes without his scorching presence, and at least I am happy again.

Daring Engineering:

Fitz wakes up from his Dr. Mengele's roleplaying adventure and has barely time for the beginning of an identity crisis before he has to run for his life. He cleverly guides Aida through her newfound feelings of empathy to save Mack while managing to keep mostly in check the anger for what she did to him, but fails to anticipate her meltdown. That makes at least two of us, Fitz.

The show will afford him a few comforting moments with his ever devoted future wife and one hell of a pep talk by the vibing superhero, before throwing him and everyone else into yet another apocalyptic mess.

Instead of therapy, a long vacation and maybe some reflection on Dr. Hall's lessons ("experimentation without thought of the consequences", remember him from 1x03?), he'll get solitary confinement and 70+ years as an icicle. The results will not be pretty.

Dreamers of Electric Sheep:

In the wake of S7, when they saved two Earths giving feelings to the genocidal space robots, Aida becoming an even bigger danger than she already was because she's overwhelmed by her human emotions sure carries some irony.

Of course, in-universe, there's an easy answer. She's the product - both her quantum brain-powered robot version and this newly organic one - of knowledge acquired from the Darkhold, and since the Darkhold is inherently evil, all the endeavours conducted under its influence are equally and irredeemably corrupted.

The pre-Darkhold Aida, however, is a different story. A marvel of technology that passed the Turing test with flying colors, could already feel in her own way ("I need to exhibit the proper response to human sensations, and I was programmed to feel them. Including pain. [...] It's quite awful", 4x08), was capable of expanding her knowledge and had the drive to do so. She saved almost everyone in the opening credits at least once and was instrumental in keeping Downtown L.A. from becoming a crater.

It's especially hard to dismiss it all as "just programming" when we've spent an entire arc on the notion that humans may be nothing more than the product of their (social) programming.

Of course, that Aida hadn't killed anyone yet nor had she stripped five people of their real lives and agency to plug them into a fake world run by nazis. But if Radcliffe can absolve himself for that outcome because he was corrupted by the Darkhold, well... so was Aida. Who, in her stuffed-in-a-closet days, was the poster child for no agency.

So, she's a fascinating, complex and thought-provoking antagonist, maybe the very best this show has written, certainly up there for a medal.

And then she goes crazy because a guy rejected her. Oof.

Stuff:

Take the shot, May! -- Get out of the way, Fitz! -- Just take the shot! Phil really wanted to see the Renegade interrupt but May is doing a Paragon playthrough. 😁

She has Inhuman powers, now?! Can we get a break, please?! Can we get one break?! No, I really don't think you can. You're a Mutant Enemy protagonist and therefore shall suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. Over, and over, and over again.

The Superior Bigot is engaging in the villain's time-honored tradition of interrupting a long awaited reunion between beloved characters at the worst of times.

You are nothing without a S.H.I.E.L.D. to hide behind. -- That's not all they're good for. Give him an opening for a pun or a dad joke and Coulson becomes invincible.

Robots...is that a common occurrence now? Quite!

Davis! Try any evasive maneuver you can! Meanwhile, it's La Palice Day on the Zephyr One.

Should've stayed in that damn spa. Yeah, no, I don't think seeing you guys battling the horrors of facials and deep tissue massages would have had quite the same entertainment value, tbh...

You must've spotted the decoy right away, right? -- Yeah, 'cause you're never robotic at all. Can of worms, Phil!

Help should be on the way. The "help" is busy trying to stay in one piece.

Davis has zero patience for backseat pilots and he's been cursed with an especially unhelpful lot of them.

Radcliffe blamed it all on Aida and now Aida blames it all on Radcliffe. Revisionist historians both, I think.

Every decision you made was your own. Decisions made on a vastly different set of inputs and information. You'd think an AI would be keenly aware of that distinction.

The first thing I choose, Leopold, is you. Isn't that nice. I would have started smaller, like which pizza topping, ale or stout, hair dye color maybe?

Aida is in love with her co-creator and will be soon burning with hatred for his chosen companion (and every human ever). Oedipal much?

Oh, you only bring back the people that matter to you, not to me! -- You know what? I've known Mack longer than you, and he means as much to me. YoYo clearly doesn't know Daisy very well if she thinks she'd leave Mack behind as an acceptable loss. Which is fine, because their friendship is still pretty new. They helped each other over the summer - Daisy saved her life, YoYo kept her supplied with bone regeneration pills and was the only one who didn't pile another frakton of guilt on her - but they really haven't known each other for long, nor have they spent all that much time together.

Besides the fact that going into that world as an Inhuman is the worst idea ever, we need you here, making sure that the real Mack stays alive, or it'll all be for nothing. Daisy continues to make sensible calls and her friends continue to ignore them and follow their guts instead, like Jemma going after Fitzler Sr. in the Framework and now YoYo who will plug herself in while everyone is busy with Talbot and Aida. Shape of things to come.

I got out unscathed. Jeffrey didn't. He should be in here with us, still in the fight. I need to take one for the team. As opposed to all the other times you took one (or two, or three...) for the team?

Did something weird happen with my robot self? Well, let's see: they flirted, ate Chinese take-out, drank a full bottle of the top shelf whisky you were saving for a special occasion and then she kissed him, apparently quite sloppily, since he immediately realized it wasn't you. Which, btw, raises some questions...😏🤭

Phill, did I try to...kill you? -- Kill me... Yep. That's what happened. You tried. It was messed up. Coulson, you coward! 😂

The entire area is sealed off, but, no, I can't rule out Daisy Johnson's involvement. Oh, joy, Daisy's being dragged for the mess by name while S.H.I.E.L.D. are once again being branded as terrorists, after a mere 13 episodes - from Uprisings to Self Control - of public legitimacy. Why did they even bother?

I can only imagine what Fitz is feeling while Aida is rhapsodising on hers.

I drank the bottle of Haig -- What?! You piece of - Saved by the explosion 😂

Do the right thing. Focus on empathy, not fear. Excellent advice, one I daresay you would have done well to follow yourself on a couple of occasions.

I'm now realizing the pain that I've caused and I don't want to hurt anyone else -- Congratulations. You're as close to human as you'll ever get, suffering from the one thing that you kept trying to remove...Regret. Do you understand irony yet? I hate him but Aida cut his head with no anaesthesia so I'd say he's earned the right to gloat at her predicament, at the very least. This is excellent gloating, too.

You watched, unaffected, as I took a hammer to the bones of the Director's corpse. Which was done to make it look as if Daisy had quaked him to death, although you'd think any decent coroner would be able to tell a hammer was used instead. Still, we'll be ending the season with the team as wanted terrorists and Daisy accused of one murder (Mace) and one attempted murder (Talbot) on top of that. If their plan to turn themselves in hadn't been rudely interrupted by time travel and an apocalypse, she was definitely in for some fun times. And yet, still better than 5B.

Good shooting, Dr. Dr. Simmons.

Daisy and Jemma explaining why the house went kaboom while Mom and Dad were gone with what would be one of my dream excuses: robots did it!

Why would they lock Fitz in the same place as Aida? There's more than one of those white rooms and it's not like he has powers to contain anyway. Any lockable space would do.

I love the continuity of reusing the device invented in S2 to contain Gordon.

Why don't we chop off her head like last time? YoYo and Simmons are all for the kill option, while Daisy, Coulson and May would prefer to at least have a conversation about it. Swap Mack for Coulson and add Fitz to #TeamToTheDeath and it would be the same exact matchup of S5's debates over Ruby and Talbot. Minus the animosity toward one another, thankfully.

She's afraid Fitz will be the same guy he was in the Framework -- No. She's afraid he still loves someone else. Daisy thinking her best friend would be grossed out by the naziness, like she was with Ward, and YoYo being a little more cynical. And correct.

They may be able to forgive you. It's me they won't forgive. Please. You could strap one of your best friends to a table and cut into her without anaesthesia while she's screaming in pain and begging you to stop and the rest of them would forgive you in a day. Hypothetically speaking, of course. Also, are we really pretending that it's *them* you're most worried about? I watched and rewatched this show for 8 years, now, pal, I know your priorities.

It was learned behaviour, programmed into you by an overbearing father figure -- Just like Ward. I'm just like Ward. Ward is once again the paragon of all badness for a Bus Kid lost in the depth of self-loathing. 3x21 Daisy says hi.

How can she even look me in the eye? Or even stand the sight of me at all? Ah, there you go. That's more like it.

And there's only room in your heart -- for her. Cripes. This would be a good time for bold faced lies and shameless backtracking, Fitz!

Talbot arrives at the worst time. He's a natural.

They're all robots. You assume each and every one of them is a damn C-3PO unless you hear otherwise from me! And this one! [points at Daisy] If she so much as blinks, take her down. Tsk, tsk... a few nervous grunts vs Quake? I like her chances.

Unless you can explain to me in 50 words or less why I found Jeffrey Mace's body washed up on the beach with his bones quaked apart [...]. Sir, your medical examiners are incompetent.

Where's that Speedy Gonzalez girl? Staring impatiently at the Framework's loading screen, I'm guessing.🤭

Try it. Let's see what happens. Yes, please. *swoons*

Davis... -- I'm sorry, but he's already dead. And the Strange Case of the Failed Murder of Agent Davis begins...

Wait a minute. Where was YoYo during that standoff? Well, about time you guys noticed!

My plan will rebuild the world that you have grown accustomed to...one where Inhumans are hunted. -- And we control the rest [...] But your plan is flawed. It's too clean. I want them to suffer. Typically, the socially-accepted post break-up ritual involves unhealthy amounts of ice-cream, not murder and world domination. Just a FYI, since you're new at this emotion thing and all....

Ghost Rider has achieved peak performance as far as dramatic entrances go, complete with his very own Dr. Strange-style orange magic portal. Welcome back.

YoYo loads in as her avatar is strapped to a bed awaiting torturous experimentation. The Framework never disappoints in the creepiness department.

[a-froger-epic]

What's your opinion on Joe/Freddie relationship? It seems to me (i may be wrong of course) Joe was maybe the only one of Freddie's boyrfriends who was mostly submissive. Not in bed, but in general. It was unusual for Freddie who liked bigger, stronger and more confident men.

Hmm, I kind of see where you're coming from but my first thought here is that David was also not exactly, er, "big and strong". In fact, he was a small bean, just look at him. Freddie called him "my dearest & precious cherub" in a post card. 🤭

And I would argue that David wasn't exactly "dominant" personality-wise, either. Not more so than Freddie. In fact, I think in many of his relationships Freddie was the one with the domineering personality. When he wanted someone, he wouldn't give up until he got them. He also had tactics to provoke jealousy and demand attention. Much as he needed reassurance and affection, he was also someone who set the rules (as in: I'm not talking to you now, I'm walking out, I'm playing this game). I think in many ways Freddie was quite controlling in his relationships. And he equally attracted a couple of partners throughout his life who were controlling with him. Anyway, let's not get into all of his relationships, since you did ask about Joe specifically.

So, yes, I think Freddie's type is somewhat overstated at times, actually. First off, people do fall in love with people, not just A Type. Sure, we all have preferences, but there's a lot of variety within that preference and I think both Joe and David to fit some criteria Freddie clearly liked. (By the way, Jim wasn't taller than Freddie either, just bigger/broader.) Joe also had a bit of meat on his bones when they met and later became quite muscular, but that was really only after they'd stopped dating.

So, Joe and Freddie. I actually feel for Joe a lot, because it must have been a bit of an insane situation for him. Basically, Freddie met him, swept him up in this whirlwind romance and just immediately took him with him on the rest of tour and then to London (that was more or less the progression of events, as far as I understand). And there, Freddie had a boyfriend who he was living with. Only he'd decided that, oh, it's totally fine! He's got enough love for both of them!

Which obviously David was less than happy with. Meanwhile, Joe was just a really young guy who had been wooed by a rock star. I mean, not only was he in a very awkward situation there, he was also on really unsteady ground and had very little control over anything in that situation, I feel like. I think due to his age at the time, Joe definitely didn't handle Freddie's fame and all the things which came with it too well and he had issues with alcohol abuse. Just as with David, he and Freddie had some bad fights and things ended ugly. But I don't think it was a terrible relationship overall, nor am I someone who's quick to say David or Joe abused Freddie. I think both of those relationships, from all I've read, seem to me like situations where it takes two to tango and where two people just do not bring out the best in each other. Yes, both partners can be abusive/manipulative with each other. In fact, that isn't rare in relationships.

Given the friendship they had later, I think Freddie and Joe were a good fit, just not romantically and maybe not at that exact time.

Also, and I've said this before, but I get top!Freddie vibes from Freddie/Joe in particular. And I mean that in the sense that I feel like there's some partners Freddie would have been more of a vers with than others. Which I think is a natural thing that happens, we all adapt to our partners in a relationship. And yes, yes, we all know Freddie preferred to be on the receiving end. But you know what's interesting about preferences? You don't immediately know what you prefer until you have some experience. Years of experience oftentimes, when it comes to sex.

So sexually and emotionally, I see a lot of experimentation in those two first proper relationships Freddie had with men - David and Joe. And they were both younger than him, both of them not necessarily any more experienced in the matter of serious relationships with other men. It can't have been easy for any of them.