#Steph got to take the leftovers home to hide the evidence from Alfred

[dying-isnt-good-for-your-health]

single father of 6 at nearly 27 years old

more of my adopted/acquired early au (first post of it, which has more info on the au)

Alfred is visiting England and Bruce got pulled due to a multi-day JL emergency, so Dick got to be in charge for a few days, it went as well as you would expect

small extra info about the au:

I didn't mention it in the last post, but the reason Duke is living in the manor and stuff is because I decided to make Jay (His cousin in the comics who has guardianship over Duke) be under the age of 18 when Duke's parents were Joker gassed (Based on my research, you must be over the age of 18 in New Jersey for that, but correct me if that's wrong) since Duke 's parents get Joker Gassed 12-13 years earlier than canon in the au

Cass is mostly non verbal, because she hasn't been learning English for too long and her mind didn't get changed by a random guy, she finds baby Damian confusing because babies have a bit of a different body language than older kids and adults, reacting in ways she can't predict as easily

Damian's first word was a swear, which he learned after Dick accidentally kicked a table leg, Jason and Dick are the only ones who know this fact, the rest of the Waynes think his first word was "Papa", neither plan on telling anyone for the next decade

Tim is a tattletale

Steph comes over to hang out with Tim sometimes, she doesn't know Dick and Bruce are Batman and Robin, but she has theories (Because why wouldn't rich people have a basement?)

Every one of them fight in typical sibling fashion, they have a score board to keep track of each person's wins, Jason is winning in the "Total Fights Won" category, Cass is winning in the "Wins to Losses Ratio" category, and Bruce is winning in the "Total Grey Hairs Gained" category