#Steve definitely watches

[morganbritton132]

Eddie, posting a TikTok: Hey g-

Steve, in the most accusatory voice ever: What did you do?

Eddie: What?

Steve: Did you break your NDA again? There’s a guy outside in our bushes

Eddie:

Eddie: Oh! Yeah, this pap has been following me around all week. No idea what he thinks I’m up to.

Steve: …It’s paparazzi?

Steve: Okay, I’m going to hit him with *reaches for the closest swingable object* a tennis racket

Eddie: Oh my god, just turn the sprinklers on before we’re on the news.

Eddie, to the camera: And people think I’m the unhinged- Steve, don’t open the door!

Eddie: Anyways, stream Corroded Coffin’s new song. Out tomorrow. Gotta go.

[princenotsocharming]

More WIPs.. These two were originally drawn for different pieces, but looking at them now, I think they actually make a pretty good pair

[br1ghtestlight]

inanimate insanity might have caused an entire generation of kids to confuse steve jobs (the actual real person) with steve cobs (the fictional character) cuz on twitter the other day i saw someone say that steve JOBS was a "genocidal colonizer" so ppl shouldn't feel bad for him and im like. i dont think that's true actually. like i didnt know him personally but im pretty sure steve jobs the Real person was not a genocidal fascist colonizer i think he was just a tech CEO 😭

[coffeebooh]

not even a peggynat truther like that but like… THIS WAS GAY, RIGHT?

[astrxxnxmy]

My chaotic thoughts on Bucky in THAT What If episode because I haven't been able to get it out of my mind since I watched it

The scream I let out when Bucky first appeared though 💀

The intense eye contact with Peggy?? The way his gaze was so icy and emotionless while Peggy stared back in shock and sadness and then after, while talking to Howard, her voice shook.

(the drama is juicyy and i am all here for it)

And how he looks down when Hope says "Peter deserves our help as much as anyone." baby :( oh baby no someone give him a hug :(( and the help he clearly needs :(((

"It's just you and me, pal." "There is no me." BUCKY. BUCKY.

"You don't know me." AKSJKSFGHKS (that growl though)

"Steve Rogers did." THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT-- and the way Bucky's eyes widened. He knew, he recognized that name, he remembered, if only a little bit.

"And the man he knew, the friend he loved, would never take that shot." THE FRIEND HE LOVED IM SCREAMING I CANT DO THIS TODAY

PLUS HIS HESITATION JUST AT HEARING STEVE’S NAME GOD

THE WAY HE THEN BROKE FREE FROM THE PROGRAMMING AND WENT ON THE RUN TO REDISCOVER HIMSELF JUST LIKE AFTER CATWS

"The Winter Soldier may be out there, but I'm pretty sure Bucky Barnes is out there with him." 😭❤️

[fifthnailinstevesbat]

watching the last episode of season 5 in 2026 and steve gets fatally injured and then the first notes of when it’s cold id like to die start playing and we all know in that moment it’s over

[unkreativstermensch]

Picture this: Steve taking Mike to the 5150 Tour in May 1986 because no one else will go with him (Eddie's still in his slow recovering process and Karen only trusts Steve to bring Mike back in one piece anyway), watching the concert and realizing exactly three things:

1. Eddie stole...everything from Van Halen, his style, his hair, his instrument, his goddamn name, even.

2. Eddie Van Halen's kind of hot.

3. Eddie Munson is kind of hot.

[fruityfourgalore]

i need us, as a group, to discuss this shot here

i dunno guys

seems

pretty

NOT straight

alexa play labyrinth by taylor swift

[rigginsstreet]

do i like steve? no

is he the only person i ship with billy? yes

i contain multitudes 

[kitkatt0430]

it is interesting to me how Captain America's shield is also being used as a metaphor for the super soldier serum at times in this show (The Falcon and the Winter Soldier)

Sam who has neither the serum nor the shield at the moment proposes that maybe he should have destroyed the shield

Karli who has the serum but not the shield thinks the same

but the shield is a symbol of power (and symbols are power in their own right) and the serum is power - both are dangerous in the wrong hands, and Karli is unwilling to admit hers are the wrong hands. If she can't have the power the shield represents then she resents and fears it and wants it destroyed. But Sam sees the damage the power can do and actively does not want that power - whether it's the shield or the serum. That said, what Karli wants is ultimately a good thing but she has allowed the power to go to her head, causing more problems than she solves because of her extreme methods - methods she seems to choose because she has the power to do so, not because she genuinely believes they're right.

John doesn't handle power well. He's a soldier who is at his best taking orders, not giving them. And so when he is given power - the shield - or takes it - the serum - the path he follows becomes one of good intentions and poor decisions.

But eventually Sam picks the shield up and takes the power it represents, even though he would not accept the serum. Both are forms of power that can bring out the best and the worst in people - recognizing that this power isn't going away any time soon, Sam accepts the responsibility that comes with the shield recognizing that while the decision to bear the shield is a personal one, the outcome ultimately can't be about him. And that by putting his personal discomfort over accepting the responsibility the first time, he bears some responsibility for what happened after.

I think that's probably why I like Sam as Captain America better than the person MCU Steve Rogers became over time. Sam understands the weight of responsibility has to come first.

[growbackyoursharpestteeth]

time for a tumblr purge

[ickypuppi3]

the way people constantly say shit about billy and make implications that would be so wildly out of character for him is.. really something

[eddiemunsonstrojans]

oh so i'm the only one who thinks eddie would have been mostly anti-mall in s3 because it's "a monument to corporate america", and it's killing all his favorite local businesses downtown, like the family owned record store or the bakery that will sometimes give wayne a free extra donut with his dozen?

[thepixelmachine]

two homoerotic vampires a few seconds before they ruin ur life

[dollsome-does-tumblr]

sometimes i randomly remember there’s a movie about birding (the big year, 2011, starring steve martin and jack black and owen wilson) and i’m like, “YEAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!”

[breakfastteatime]

....why is Cal's hair different in this trailer???