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thedepthsremember · 6 years

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TRR 3.21: “Taken” aka ten minutes before this chapter dropped I woke up abruptly so I was shaky from adrenaline LET'S DO THIS

Ahhhh we're starting off with the SAD MUSIC oh boy :(

Ah yes. We are definitely kidnapped. IF Y'ALL HURT MAXWELL I AM BURNING YOU TO THE GROUND

This place is giving me flashbacks to the dungeons in Dragon Age: Origins. Where’s my dumbass buddy Jowan? god I really have a type huh

Wassup, Anton? Oooo he got a new outfit! He kinda looks like a priest with my glasses off.

I'm gonna put my glasses on.

My skin crawls hearing him describe Olivia as his wife. Olivia agrees and threatens dismemberment. Stab him, STAB HIM GIRL

The people love me, he can't make me a martyr and expect the people to just go with it.

He disregards this. But he honestly likes Riley, which I guess is...….. nice... But not worth much since he’s still trying to murder her and everyone she cares about. :////

Also hurts to hear him say that in front of Maxwell who honestly liked Justin. :/ Maxwell just kinda. quietly sad in his corner.

Liam's coming for us, and sounds like they've got Gladys locked up, now that she's done playing her part. Oh dear. I’m betting diamond choice for if we get her out or not.

Wassup Claudius. So this is the SOB who shot Drake (and almost me).

As a Hufflepuff and admittedly a bit removed from the situation, I remain more offended that he shot my friend than me. Riley doesn't share my feelings and is still rather personally offended.

Sure, remove your mask from your face so I can punch it.

Oh he's older than I thought he’d be. Hello jerk Zaeed.

Do I defend Drake or do I insult his dumb face. Ughhh fine I'll be slightly more mature, I bet it’s cooler anyway. [it is]

Yep. Here's what this whole story comes down to. Are Liam's emotions his strength that's going to make him the King who’s right for Cordonia, or a weakness that'll doom us all?

If you have any doubt, you haven’t been following along. (But it’s fun to worry about it anyway.)

Claude: *calls Olivia a shrew*

SHREW?? SHREW MOTHERUFCKER ESCUSE ME I am about to rip myself free from these ropes and scratch out your eyes.

Ooo TCATF reference~ (this is like the only one I’m going to catch, I’m only 2 chapters in)

Olivia’s trauma conga line continues. :( God, it hurts me to think about how she grew up trying to live up to her name and her parents’ legacy, and of course loving them and wanting to know more about them... and now the more she finds out about it the more it only hurts her.

Way back in chapter 10, if you ask Olivia’s aunt what Olivia’s parents were like:

Sorry I just had to drag someone down that road with me to know what I was thinking about when...….

OLIVIA CALLED ME HER FRIEND. HER ONLY FRIEND. (sorry Liam you're out I'M IN) I'M HONESTLY CRYING HARDER THAN FOR THE WEDDING.

ahhhhhh, she’s just come so far.

Anton gets in close to gloat. Idiot is in HEADBUTTING RANGE and I am TAKING IT.

DON'T YOU FUCKING TOUCH MAXWELL DON'T YOU DARE

THEY KNOCKED HIM OUT. OLIVIA FIND ME A SWORD, NOTHING WILL SAVE ANY OF YOU NOW.

They leave us alone. Olivia says this isn’t how she expected the evening to end. Considering it is Riley’s wedding day, I have to say she had a fairly different idea of how she wanted this night to go as well.

Yes Olivia, mediate on the image of PUNCHING ANTON'S STUPID FACE in a nice lovely field with a breeze. :) :) :) ahhh. relaxing.

(If you panic instead, MC cries that they’ll never kiss their LI or wear another fancy hat again!!! Olivia is unmoved by our nonsense.)

Riley remembers her Cinderella roots and considers asking the mice for help chewing through the ropes. Dude, you’re trapped with Olivia. In this dress her earrings are knives. I think we'll be okay.

It is possible to mess up the escape real bad and get Olivia stabbed twice before you leave. It is hilarious, but throughout this whole thing my best efforts never got Riley killed. Bummer.

MAXWELL'S OKAY!!! excuse you Olivia, this display of affection is totally necessary, did you not see the soulmate point. The game agrees with me.

Nggghh we have to solve a riddle to get outta here. Or else deadly traps. "The best offense requires a personal touch...” Shield because heraldry? But also like all Nevrakis stuff is stabbing, but here our only option is a sword and not knife. Uhhhhhhhhh ok sword.

Holy shit I did it!

[Even if you mess up and hit all the options, the traps mostly stab at you a bit. Nobody actually dies. Bah.]

But if we did... How awkward. They come down to take us to mock Liam and we’re dead already. ‘mmm yes this is uhhh exactly as planned.’

Hey it's the lighthouse background! NIKOLAI WE'RE COMING FOR YOU Oh wrong book.

GLADYS?!!! Guys it’s Gladys! Wait uh no i’m not happy to see her. She tarnished my Rogue Leader title.

*sighs* ........Guys I am such a fucking sap. I've forgiven her already. It's ok just like, stop using the sad sprite.

THAT’S RIGHT YOU MADE MAXWELL SAD sympathy retracted.

My priorities are so messed up, guys. What even.

*sighs* Ok Gladys, just take us to the weapons.

If she stabs me in the back again, I deserve it at this point.

“Olivia is it just me or does this look like your armory?” Yes guys, it is the Same Background.

Aww Gladys. It’s about what I thought. You got a crap deal and were very foolish and trusting about finding a way out of it. She didn’t even realize she was working for Anton. This was dumb and you're still super fired but I can’t really be mad.

It’s a good look at how wacky nobles with their silly obsessions can actually hurt people without thinking about it. You’re in a position of power, you’ve gotta think about more than yourself.

Looking at the different playthroughs, each of the LIs chooses a different weapon. Maxwell got a fancy knife (it kinda looks like it swings from the handle?? wild). Hana gets the double-bladed sword (hot). Drake picks up a sword (and they mention his duel with Neville). Neat detail.

EYYY Olivia picked the pretty dagger that iirc looks like the one I used to open champagne at the Beaumont Bash :D bestiesssss

....Damn. This means I can’t use it. I personally also prefer either the small stabbables or a bow, but I considering the boutique battle, I guess Riley's style is more swing vigorously. Axe it is! The other ones are too heavy and I’d probably be more likely to hurt myself than someone else honestly.

Riley finds your weaponry expertise hot, Olivia. Maxwell probably does too.

…...Oh my god for a minute I thought Olivia was going to stab Gladys in front of me.

I'm doing what's probably the dumb thing and letting her go to cause a distraction but WHELP. Gotta stay true to my brand. i just wanna trust!!!!

Gladys pulls through and keeps guards away from us! I hope she’s okay. [oh my god wait do we ever find out what happens to her??? Gladys??????]

(If you don’t let her go, you see a guard and accidentally almost stab your friends but there isn’t really danger. boooo)

speaking of friends IT’S DRAAAAKE AND HANAAAAA

MY BUDDIES MY GOOD DUDES ♥__♥ *GRABS BOTH OF THEM AND CRIES*

LIAM YOU BIG.... DUMB.... GRYFFINDOR 😭 He’s gone off BY HIMSELF to stall Anton while Hana and Drake try to find us. Clearly none of them trust the king’s guard and who can blame them. but GOD I AM STRESSED.

Anton: 'you want to see the hostages? Well uh I... would too, fuck where are they. Guysssss who was watching the hostages D:'

CLAUDIUS DON'T YOU TOUCH LIAM WITH YOUR FILTHY DRAKE SHOOTING HANDS

Olivia says to wait for the right moment. Uh Olivia is now the moment LIAM'S GONNA GET HIMSELF SHOT

goddddddd he really doesn’t care if he dies as long as it gives us time to get out. L I A M

……… I just realized, if we hadn’t already freed ourselves and Hana and Drake were still looking for us, Liam would’ve definitely gotten himself killed. NO

Oh man Olivia and I vaulting over the banister, weapons in hand, dresses trailing behind us........ What an image 😍

Wh. Why. How could you make me choose who to help WHY I CRY

Ok we're going with Maxwell but if ANY OF THE REST OF YOU ARE DEAD I'M GOING TO BURN CORDONIA TO THE GROUND

“THIS ONE’S FOR RILEY. AND THIS ONE’S ALSO FOR RILEY.” God I love him. I’d be willing to bet that doesn't even change if you're not romancing him either. [I looked it up and it doesn’t! he is so ride or die]

Anytime Riley or Maxwell call each other partner my heart swells and I want to die. ♥

ANTON PULLS A GUN AND MAXWELL JUMPS IN D: Flashbacks to Maxwell being sad he couldn't protect us at the Homecoming ball like Drake did. Noooo baby you don't gotta

Maxwell: [john mulaney voice] THAT’S MY WIFE!

If we get outta here you know he’s doing that all the time.

Riley jumps in AND --- what she doesn’t chop Anton's arm off with her freaking battle axe? i guess she didn’t wanna get too gory while she’s wearing white. i mean. knocking things over on him works too.... i guesssss

Riley: AND STAY DOWN Anton: [immediately gets up] Riley: …..godddd dude learn to listen.

What kind of.... secret fighting dance move nonsense is this :'D

[Drake voice] self defense and dancing aren’t all that different!

Friends team up and talk the goons out of fighting us. Goons sense we are ANGRY and HOPPED UP ON WEDDING CAKE and VENGENCE and are prepared to BITE OUR WAY OUT OF HERE IF NECESSARY.

Fukkin Claudius is still here and Drake …… recognizes his voice or something, I’m guessing.

(dramatic inner monologue about how Drake probably hears that voice in his nightmares when he flashes back to that night... oh no)

Hell yeah DRAKE REVENGE HEADBUTT!!!

Part of me deeply appreciates him being more vengeful for himself (who actually got shot) than me (who got scared but not at all shot). Everyone here cares about me way too much.

WHOA

YOU DO NOT STAB OLIVIA ON MY WEDDING DAY ABSOLUTELY NOT D8

IF YOU CAN BREATHE YOU CAN STAND

AND IF YOU CAN STAND YOU CAN FIGHT

TEARS

(sidenote since I’m pretty sure like. everyone picked that option (and you should it’s hella good), but if you pick “You can’t kill her you need her!” Anton muses that he can just say you did it, and he can get sympathy points from the public for avenging his dead wife. he’s the fucking worst god stab him already Olivia THANKS YOU DID GREAT)

Olivia: “Riley, I’m hurt...” oh god the fact that she’s even admitting that …….. my eyes just won’t stop leaking.

Oh god ALL these one liners are so fucking good AUGHHHH can I just say them all in succession as he's being dragged off????

YOUR PUN LEVEL IS NOTHING AGAINST MAXWELL, FAKE JUSTIN. NOTHINGGGG

~~~~~VICTORY GROUP HUG~~~~~~

Olivia is horrified by this show of affection. Drake, unwilling group hug veteran, comforts her.

This is all very touching but I wonder who Olivia's bleeding on. It had better not be me. We should probably get her medical attention.

HEY LOOK IT'S THE KING’S GUARD late as always.

I think it's all those edits but I cant help interpreting Liam's neutral face as sarcasm now. ‘Yes Bastien. We're here and fine :| So nice of you to show.’

Nah Bastien, screw propriety, you go ahead and yell at your foolish king. You can be his dad now. He at least should’ve had some kind of backup plan.

Honestly I’m thinking Bastien’s gotten so rusty not having to watch out for Leo that sneaking away was probably super simple for Liam.

Whelp, back the party!

Awwww Reginaaaa ;-; Liam YOU JERK IF YOU DIED YOU WOULD HAVE LEFT HER ALL ALONE

Well. Alone with Leo. ...well.

BERTRAND IS HUGGING US BOTH. ON PURPOSE. THIS DAY IS SO BLESSED.

My dog! hi baby!!!!

I am a sucker for every time they pull the “who’s a good boY!!!??” ":o?” “IT’S YOUUU” god I love doggos.

Hell YES THIS IS THE TIME FOR DANCING. It’s called a victory dance for a reason.

Drake just said the words "Maxwell is right." While smiling. what even is this day

We get some pairs interacting!

Penelope and Kiara are always the best :D

neville is like still fukkin here for some reason??? roast him madeline

Regina and Olivia share a nice moment :)

Olivia is still bleeding and annoyed about it. Olivia..... babe........ maybe like....... lie down a bit.............

Team Riley has another sweet moment~~~

Ok this is all very nice but Riley has gotta be getting tired and she still needs to bang Maxwell to within an inch of his life. When is that happening.

FINALLY Madeline comes up like “hey ok I’m resigning my position as your official cockblocker, go, leave.”

girl ARE you serious. Are you. I GOT KIDNAPPED PROBABLY BC YOUR COCKBLOCKING SHENANIGANS WORE MY GUARD DOWN, AND NOW HERE YOU COME ok you know what I'm taking it

Riley: *GRABS MAXWELL AND THROWS HIM OVER HER SHOULDER* BYEEEEEE

Finally alone!!!! bless

You have the option to succumb to giggles or tears or jump in his arms, and while I picked laughter because this whole thing is absurd as hell if you go for tears, he is very comforting and he gets many points for that. ♥

whelp, here they go. (this isn’t going to get detailed, don’t worry/sorry) (lol)

Different music than normal! It's the sexy club track instead of the '😏 yee we're getting busy 😏' ones. I like it! Sets the tone for this very well, it's celebratory! We are well past anyone needing to be seduced. In one option Maxwell jokes he's glad you guys got advance practice in (lol), and the difference here does show. Neither of them are trying to impress each other, this is pure culmination of 'I love you, I want you, we went through hell for this, get over here.'

I appreciate that even though Maxwell likes to be on top, every time he brings them to the floor or here with the couch, he cushions her fall. Sweet as hell.

He's back in his fucking jeans I can't djdjjfjgjgjg

if they’re so determined not to make him one with boxers, at least get one with the fancy pants. It doesn’t even have to be the same fancy pants, just like. try slightly harder.

There's no way I was wearing that bra under that dress.

Ok this recap is going to fade to black here.

...

Maxwell, I know we’ve got to work on your self-esteem, but you can’t give me credit for the sex, it’s a team effort. (and let’s be honest it kinda seems like he does most the work. Not that I’m complaining.)

Maxwell, whilst being adorable, accidentally flings his ring off and freaks out. Don’t even worry about it man, do you know how many rings I’ve just left on sinks in public bathrooms? I was happy with the dang twig

.............he got

he got us ROSES im

Mmdmmfmdn

this almost makes up for that dirty trick they pulled on us at the beginning of book 2.

Did

Write us a poem???

Flowers and champagne and mood lighting... babe it’s like you're about to propose all over again.

ok it was not a poem but it was...……………...very good and destroyed me

G o o d b y e I love him so much

I want to physically fight the entire Cordonian court for making him think he wasn’t worth it.

The amount of self-depreciating things he says with a smile on his face is.... unacceptable.

Luckily he has Riley now and she’s damn well going to spend the rest of her days helping him build up that confidence he deserves.

this entire scene is my cause of death. it’s been an honor and a privilege.

♥♥♥

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actually

speaking of

the logical part of my mind felt like 3 books was a good place to bring the story to completion, but now that it’s becoming a reality...……… I’m not ready. :(

#trr #the royal romance #playchoices #maxwell beaumont #olivia nevrakis #riley brooks #v plays trr #v plays choices #v recap #this is absolutely the wrong time to post this but I want it out of my drafts

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tellywoodtrash · 6 years

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ishqbaaz 12.07.18 lb

hahahahaha guess i’m back on my bullshit again lord jesus why do i have as much backbone as a chocolate eclair.

couldn’t this bf of anika’s dress up a lil when coming for rishta pakka karofying? she’s sitting there dressed like a goddess and he’s like in his nonsense bread-anda khareedne waala outfit. PUT SOME EFFORT DUDE. AT LEAST MAKE IT LOOK LIKE YOU DESERVE THE GIRL?

speaking of someone who’s putting in a lotta undue effort....

lmao yeah PRINKU’s shaadi is definitely NOT the one he’s upset about rn.

HI MUNCHKIN. U SO PRETTY. *kisses screen*

ouff shivaay, acknowledge the presence of the superior baby sister in your life henceforth! THIS IS THE BABY SISTER JACKPOT!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah this universe ka shivaay is def more tameezdaar than the hellion of the previous timeline.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THIS DUDE’S FACE AT BEING THE RECIPIENT OF SHIVAAY’S 0.3 SECOND STINK EYE.

yeahhhhhhhh nikhil’s lucky he’s not a pile of dust on the ground, the way this one is looking at him...

oh daaaaaaang, he’s taking the roke ka chunari as a sign and shizzzz?

i don’t blame him. gosh look at her, she looks like a dreaaaaaam.

OK THIS SOUNDTRACK IS THE WORST THE ABSOLUTE WORST. IT MAKES ME WANT TO POKE MY EYE OUT WITH A RUSTY FORK.

could you fuckers either put the laddoo down or eat it??? or pass it on here to someone who can really use a sweet treat rn (me.)

........ you guys i’m not USED to shivaay being this mellow and polite and .... acting like a CIVILIZED human being. it’s hella weird.

“mr. oberoi... please yeh shaadi tod deejiye.”

LOL SHE’S TALKING ABOUT PRINKU’S WEDDING BOO. DON’T GET IT TWISTED.

ohohohoho pattttttt jawaaab ki WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOUR MAN IS SO “RIGHT”. THERE’S ONLY ONE MAN WHO’S “RIGHT” HERE AND IT’S ME I’M YOUR MR. RIGHT MARRY ME AND TEACH ME HOW TO LOVE AGAIN YOU BEAUTIFUL CREATURE FROM THE HEAVENS ABOVEEEEEE

like, i appreciate his angst and puppy eyes and shit, but the thing is it’s waaaaaaay too premature and unfounded for him to be questioning her marriage to someone else. he doesn’t know her, like.... AT ALL. (compared to his reaction when she’d said yes to daksh in the Original Universe, where he’d known her for months and months, and who she really IS as a person.)

“mr. oberoi...” “Shivaay. mera naam Shivaay hai. naam se toh bula sakti ho na.”

daaaaaaaaang the puppy eyes and familiarity and the longing for her to treat him as an equal.

not one moment does he take his eyes off her. even when nikhil is talking to him, or when he’s acknowledging him. FULL ON EYE-SEXING ANOTHER MAN’S GIRL RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM. NOW THAT’S WHAT YOU CALL BDE.

(god i hate myself for the sentence i just wrote.)

lol man he hates nikhil’s guts sooooooooooo much.

yeah new prinku is just as underwhelming as the old one. i literally do not care about you, girl. hatttttttt.

lel thanks for rubbing it in, prinku.

lol he’s also such a dheeent. majaaal hai jo ainvayi ke liye bhi congrats bol de.

my god he really cannot stop with the eye-sex.

lol he hates prinku getting friendly with her but also wants her to treat him as equals and oh shivaay what are we going to do with youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

ohohohoho shitia engagement also today.

yeah literally no one cares about your approval for nikhil’s name, prinku. please go be irrelevant somewhere else.

yeah i really don’t like this not-tuned-into-the-obro-channel waala shivaay. it was the single redeeming factor of his character, how much he was into his brothers.

i am omRu. so confused and blah-ed out by this weird shivaay.

LMAO HIS “GOD HELP ME SHE’S STILL ON THIS BS” FACE

oh ho new funky transition graphics. fucking y tho.

pffffffffffft nice attempt to divert her attention.

.... is anika a better cook in this universe or are we in for a 100 kg of uneatable laddoos???

OH SNAP. MOOHTOD JAWAAB. YAAAS QUEEN!!!!!!!

“oh fuck y am i so turned on by that??????”

this is literally the dumbest shit everrrrrrrrrr, anika. just call like 10 diff. halwaais and ask for 10 kg each? godddddd, why are you so dumbbbbbbbbb in addition to being so khuddaar?????

looks like Original Universe Gauri ke “internet chachi” ways are Anika’s here.

still confusedly turned on by this display of dheentai.

um those laddoos look hella uneven. but whatever, you go girl.

dadi is gonna be like THE HELL BILLU???????? WTF AM I TO DO WITH THESE 100 KG OF NO-NAME AMATEUR LADDOOS???? when she sees them and then he’s in for it. both from dadi and anika.

love me my little angry chirraiyya! GIVE HER MORE TO DO TF. AINVAYI IS GHAR MEIN IS CHAACHI KE SAATH DAALA HUA HAI.

YAS GAURI TELL HER THAT SHE DOESN’T NEED TO DO THIS BS.

wtf is this chachi just waltzing in, yelling.

@ ME FOR REACHING BUT SHIVAAY’S EYES DEFINITELY SOFTENED AT GAURI. #SHIVRI4EVERRRRRRRRRRRRR

also his brief anger flare-up seeing the way chachi talks to anika. beta you gotta learn to conceal your feel more.

bro howwwwwww the fuck did she even make.... you know what... never mind.

aaaaand he’s mad at himself again. for hurting her. AGAIN.

TOH NAA KIYA KAR NA, AISA HARAAMIPANN. THAT’S HOW THE REST OF US GO ABOUT LIFE NOT CONSTANTLY FEELING GUILTY.

i hate this chachi, but then i remember the absolute trashfire of a person that sundari bua was and this one is infiiiiiiiiiiiinitely better.

“uske liye bas yehi important hai ki mere haath mein uski ring ho.”

BILLU’S EARS HAVE PERKED UP. AND HE’S MENTALLY ALREADY MADE UP HIS MIND THAT THE ONLY RING THAT’S GOING ON THAT PYAARA SUJA HUA HAATH IS HIS, SO HELP HIM GOD.

oh shit i didn’t think he’d stop her right NOW to do it!!!!!!

fuck how to say no to THESE PUPPY EYES.

BILLU KI SAGAIIIIIIIIIIII HOGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII. BILLU RING PEHNAAYEGA. BILLU LADKI LE JAYEGAAAAAAAA. BILLU BILLU BILLLU!!!!!

ouff, i really don’t care about these two losers in this fucking universe either. GIVE ME RIKARA YOU FUCKING IDIOTS.

.... is universe mein bhavya traffic police hai kya?

he was talking on the handsfree tho? uske liye kaise chalaan katega?

so bhavya is a ainvaayi ka shady cop with no scruples in this universe? cool. cool cool cool.

i kinda like that rudra is a little more assertive and not such a damn dumbass tho?

THIS FUCKING CHACHI. ISKI TOH MAIN....

thank goddddddd gauri is still a badass in this universe. can i have more of her plz? kicking ass and taking names? hopefully tag-teaming with di to beat the fuck outta daksh? or even future jiju coz he’s surely going to do something to really deserve it in about.... 2 weeks.

OH SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT HAND ALREADY HAS A RINGGGGGGGG. BILLU’S ALREADY BEEN HERE AND STAKED HIS CLAIM.

#ishqbaaz #ishqbaaaz #ib episode liveblogs #episode liveblogs #ib 120718 lb

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heckyeaholland · 7 years

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what's this bruise on my forehead?

summary: in which y/n and peter go to a party and one of them drinks just a little too much

a note: this probably is gonna be my funniest/stupidest imagine to date. enjoy ♡ don’t forget to leave requests dudes !!

“i’m gonna go so hard tonight, catch me passed out on the front yard later.” it was no secret that she loved to party, she was sort of infamous. especially at their hoity toighty science high school. everyone just assumed she was an idiot because she occasionally liked to have a good time.

“you drove us here, how are we supposed to get home?” peter stood behind her, taking in his surroundings, this was all new to him.

it wasn’t often peter tagged along with y/n to parties. she got invited to a lot of them, and he, obviously did not.

“just stay here. a lot of people do it,” she shrugged, turning to get herself a drink, “no one cares. just as long as you leave as soon as you wake up you’ll be fine.”

peter didn’t really like that idea. he didn’t really want to come in the first place, but y/n practically begged him. she wanted him to experience an actual party, that he actually stays at and actually tries to have a good time.

“was that your plan the whole time? were you ever gonna mention that to me at any point?”

she turned around, shoving a solo cup into his hand, and sipped on her own, “relaxxxxxx, it’ll be fine.”

that was another thing. peter has never drank before, and didn’t really want to start tonight. he just really wanted to keep an eye on y/n, he’s gotten drunken phone calls from her on numerous occasions. not because she was or in trouble or anything, she often called to remind him how much she valued their friendship and how she never wants to stop being friends.

“oh my god, what’s in this?” peter sniffed the drink, “this doesn’t even smell good.”

she shrugged, “i don’t know, i think it’s some sort of hard liquor mixed with coke. just drink it fast, it’ll be fine.”

for you maybe, you’ve probably developed at tolerance to this stuff at this point.

peter decided to give her benefit of the doubt and hastily took a swig of said coke and hard liquor. his poor self had a little trouble keeping it down, making y/n lightly laugh.

she clapped a hand on his shoulder, took the cup from his hand and replaced it with something she’d think he’d actually drink, “here, you’ll like this better. it’s like soda.”

peter still wasn’t gonna drink it, but appreciated the thought nonetheless.

“let’s get our party on, hey?”

…

“peter, holy shit! i won at pong! i’ve never done that before!”

“peter!!!! my guy!! my doooood!!! i really hope you’re having fun!!!”

“peter? shhh, don’t tell anyone, but i think i have a thing for my best friend. yeah he’s super cool and i don’t know what i’d do without him.”

“i’m back, thought i’d let you know that my earlier statement, it’s a secret. yeah? don’t forget.”

“oh shit, i left my phone somewhere. can you call it? i’ll go look, be right back!!”

“i found it. in my back pocket the WHOLE time.”

“silly me.”

“hey i have another secret. do not tell anyone! okay here it is. my best friend, i really love him. like love love. like like typa love. jim and pam typa love. except i’m not a receptionist and he’s not a paper salesman. i only compare us because jim and pam were such good friends and they told each other everything, they played pranks together, they goddamn loved each other when they were with other people. i mean, that’s not really the case here, but like, you picking up what i’m throwing down?”

“yeah,” peter looked at his best friend who was smiling brightly at him, “i’m picking up what you’re throwing down.”

…

“oh my god,” y/n stood in front of her bathroom mirror the following morning, “what’s this bruise on my forehead?”

she hardly remembered how she got home last night, but all she knew was that when she woke up this morning, there was aspirin and a glass of water on her bedside table.

she rubbed bother her temples, exiting the bathroom, “okay, we’re not drinking for like another four months. last night was a little much.”

to her surprise, peter sat at her kitchen table.

“hey,” she smiled, sitting across from him, pulling a leg to her chest, “why are you still here?”

“i just wanted to make sure you’re good this morning.”

“did you stay here?” she asked, noticing he still sported his outfit from last night.

“yeah, i slept out here. your parents were fine with it.”

“ahh, good thing they both work or else i wouldn’t hear the end of this.” she sighed, “wait, how did we get here? i drove. please don’t tell me i drove.”

“no, god no. i mean, you don’t live too far from where the party was, so i er, i took a small chance and drove. really, really slowly. at three in the morning.”

“oh goddddddd,” she groaned, placing her forehead on her knee, then wincing because of the massive bruise that had seemingly formed overnight, “ah shit, how did i even get this?”

peter started laughing, “funny story. you fell asleep in the back seat, and i didn’t wanna leave you there. obviously. so i carried you in the house and well, i was doing good, then just as we entered your room, you suddenly woke up and hit your head on the door frame.”

“PETER! i could’ve gotten a concussion, my god.”

“oh trust me, that’s not the worst thing that happened.” he said, referring to her epic story about how she compared them to jim and pam. she obviously didn’t remember, because she’d of already brought it up.

the stayed quiet for a second, letting the sound of the radio in the background consume them.

“i told you i had a thing for you last night, didn’t i? something like that?”

he nodded, sort of avoiding her gaze, smiling to himself, “jim and pam? really?”

“hey!! you know i love the office!!”

“yeah, i do. i definitely do.”

e n d

another note: vague endings are the BEST!!

#peter parker imagine #peter parker x reader #peter parker oneshot #peter parker #spiderman #tom holland #morgan writes

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hanasaku-shijin · 7 years

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It has come... the LWA finale....

guys i dont want it to end im

IF I NEVER EATCH THE FINALE LWA IS TECHNICALLY NEVER OVER FOR ME WHAT IF I JUST

NEVER WATCH THE FINALE UNTIL IM ON MY DEATHBED

i saw before but i’ll say it again NO THEMSE SONG IN THE BEGINNING CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING

IT’S

COMING IN THE END

BUT WHICH SONG

CUZ MIND CONDUCTOR WOULD BE RAD BUT BOOOII

IF IT’S SHINY RAY, THE SONG THAT STARTED US OFF 5 MONTHS AGO

IM GONNA BREAK DOWN

who am i kidding im gonna cry anyway

HERE WE GO HHEEEERE WE FUCKING GOOOOO

old men ew bye

bruh

BRUH IM GOING BACK TO WHAT I SAID ABOUT THE HATRED NEEDING TO BE OVERPOWERED BY LOVE/HAPPINESS

BOOOOOII I SWEAR TO GOD

JASNA

PLEASE

OHHH CANT CATCH IN ON YOUR BROOMS MAYBE BUT I FUCKING

HAVE AN IDEA OF WHAT BROOM CAN REACH IT AND OH MY FUKCING GOD PLEEEEEAAAASSEEE

THAT WOULD BE

THE ULTIMATE BEST THING

UM HI DIANA WAS THE FIRST PERSON SO VOICE SUPPORT FOR AKKO INSTEAD OF DOUBT

EXCUUUUUSE ME IM FUCKING EMO

UUUHHHMMM

OOHHHH

MY GOD

AKKO AND DIANA

ARE GONNA

RIDE

SHINEY VOLLEY

A G A I N

OH MY FUCKING LORD IN HEAVEN IM

GONNA STROKE IM HAVING AN ACTUAL STR O KE

WE GET IT

A SECOND TIME IM

HOOOO MY GODDDDDDDDD

OOOHH MY HODDDODD

ALSO THE WAY AKKO SAYS EVERYONE’S NAMES BUT!! DIANA’S!! SHE SAYS WITH SUCH RELIEF!!! BITCH IM FUCKING CRYING

THIS IS

REALLY HAPPENING

IM GONNA

CHAROIX SHOULDER TOUCH

//HUFFS IM

FUCK

LORD

THAT SHOT OF THEM ALL CONSTRUCTING THE GIANT BROOM

AKKO AND DIANA TALKING TOGETHER WITH ONLY EACH OTHER

CROIX AND CONSTANZE BEING TECH TOGETHER

O H

MY G

FCK GUC

OH MY GOD

THE

THE W HITE

ROBE S

THE CHARIOT HATS

THE

THEEHE HT OUTFITS IM

IIMMM

OHH MY HOFD DOD OHOG DKOHNG FB SKBFKDHB KVLRIGZGSK.SFBJD

IM SERIOUSLY ABOUT TO CRY

THIS VERYS ECOND

OH MY GODD LOOK AT THEM!!!!

MY GIRLS!!!!

IM GONNA

I NEED A MINUTE IM FUCK

OH NOOO

I CANT DO THIS YOU GUYS I CANT

MY GOD

LOOK AT THEM

ALL CHANTING TOGETHER

DIANA AT THE HEAD OF THE PACK

NO WONDER SHE FLEW SO DETERMINEDLY IN THE OPENING THEME SONG ALL THIS TIME

LOOK AT THEM GOOOOOO

I AM THE

MOST

SHOOK

EVER IM

IM FUCKING

HOLY SHIT

CROIX TELLING IT LIKE IT IS

FAILURES AS TEACHERS LMAO U BET BUT DONT DOUBT THEM DAMMIT

A BELIEVING HEART IS YOUR MAGIC CROIX COME ON SAY IT CHARIOT SAYY IIITT

SOMEONE’D BETTER SAY IT

OH YM GOD

LOTTE USED A FAERY!!! FINALLY!!

JASNA THE ANCHOR THE BOOST

THEY JUST GONNA FALL OFF LIKE ROCKET BOOSTERS

PUSHING EACH OTHER UP HIGHER

OH FUCKING SHIT

THIS MEANS SUCYS GONNA PAT LOTTE IM

NOT READY

FOR THIS

ALL OF THIS

SHE OPENED HER EYES

FUCK

THEY ALL HAVE THEIR OWN WAYS OF HELPING TO BOOST THE OTHERS

pff that random lady in the crowd was Hannah’s va just sayin

okay bet andrew is helping somehow yes wonderful ANYWAY

BACK TO MY GIRLS PLS

old men GO AWAAYYY

AAHHHH

LOTTE AND SUCY

COMBO

AND DID THE THING

AND HEY LOOK NOW THE BOYS ARE LIKE ‘WITCHES ARE COOL’

ahem akko just a suggestion but

instead of holding onto the broom handle why not

hold onto diana

good god UM THE AIR PRESSURE ARE THEY OKAY CAN THEY BREATHE???

just wondering

THIS IS ONLY 10 MINUTES IN UM IM DYING IT’S TAKEN ME 20 TO GET THIS FAR

JESUS

AKKO AND DIANA NEARLY GOT HIT BY OTHER MISSILES AND DIED TOGETHER

LORD IN HEAVEN

GOD CAN WE STOP

SWITCHING BETWEEN DIANAKKO AND OTHER THINGS JUST KEEP US ON THEM PLEEEEASE

FOR LONGER THAN 2 SECONDS

okay everyone is giving them energy to go on neat

LOL FUCKING

CHARIOT AND CROIX JUST WATCHING A MOVIE OF THEIR DAUGHTERS POTENTIALLY ABOUT TO DIE

HVAING A GAY OL TIME TOGETHER

WATCHING A FUCKNG MOVIE

MOVIE DATE IM FUCKING LOSING MY MIND

CROIX IS STREAMING THEM

AND SHE’S!!

LETTING CHARIOT ANNOUNCE!!!

LIKE THE PERFORMER SHE ONCE WAS

LIKE SHE HAS IN ALL THE OVAS DURING EMERGENCIES

SHE GETS TO DO IT AGAIN

BIIITTCCCHH

ALL THESE ELEMENTS COMING TOGETHER

OH MY GOSH STOP WITH THE OLD MEN GETTING IN THE MIDDLE FO FUCKING EEVRYTHTINNGG

I KNOW WE GOTTA MAKE THEM BELIEVE IN THE WITCHES BUT

CAN WE PLEASE JUST

FUCKING

PRIME MINISTER IS FUCKING MVP

OH MY GODDDDD

DIANA

JUMPS DOWN

AND

PUSHES HER ONWARD

OH MY GOD

IM FUCKING

YOU GU Y S

HELP ME

SHE MADE THEM INTO LITTLE DREAMS!!!

I M

SO FUCKING SHOOK

DIANA’S FUCKING KEEPING WATCH

WARNS AKKO WHENN TO HANG ON

KEEPING AN EYE OUT FOR HER

GOD

GODDDDDDD

OH YM HGOD

DIANA IS FUCKING

FLYING THIS FROM THE BACK HOW EVEN

HOOWWWWW

CAN SHE MANEUVER

I MEAN SHE’S DIANA FUCKING CAVENDISH BUT GOD

AKKOOOOO

AKKO GET BACK ON THE BROOM PLEASE

oh thank god

diana was FOLLOWING HER EVERY STEP SO SHE COULD CATCH HER AGAIN

LOOK AT THEM GO LOOK AT THIS TEAMWORK

OH SHIT

OH GOD

DIANA

SCREAMING FOR AKKO

A G A AIN

THIS IS THE 3RD TIME

OH MY GOD I HAVE TO KEEP PAUSING TO SCREAM

Oh my god

oh MY GOD SHE KEEP

SCREAMING FOR HER

OH MY GOD MY HEART IS TOO WEAK AND GAY FOR THIS

oh my god did she

the bird

oH MY GOD

D I A NA A

DIANAA

OH MY GOD OHNMY Y GOD D

OH Y GOD!!!

MY HEART IS SHOOK IM SHOOK OH MY GOD

OHHH

NOOOOOOOOO

OH MY GOD S OH MY GOF DIM GONNAC RY THTI SIS IT

THIS

EVERYHTING

SHE CAUGHT DIANA IN RETURN

SHOOTING STAR CAME BACK

SHINY RAAAAAYYYYY

IS PLAYING IM

OYU GUSYS

I CANT IM GUFKCING

THIS IS

EVERYTHING

you guys

im literally crying im typing through tears i cant fucking see

they

they held hands

they did shiny arc together

tehey

is this real im really fucking i cant see im c rying

oh my god

this cant be real this has to be a dream i

the magic

all over the world

oh my god the rod is

disappearing

AKKO ALMOST CRIED BUT

SHE LET IT GO

look

at them

standing on top of the wORLD TOGETHER

what in the name of all that’s holy did we ever do to deserve Little Witch Academia

OH MAN

CHARIOT IS KEEPING HER HAIR RED!!! JUST LIKE!!! WHAT NEON AND I SAID!!!

OH MY GOD

OOHHH MY LORD

CROIX IS GONNA

CURE WAGANDEA’S POISON

FOR CHARIOT

OH YM GOD

THAT IS A PROMISE

FOR HER TO RETURNT O CHARIOT

ONCE CROIX HAS FGOTTEN HER SHIT TOGETHER

wow um fuck me Chariot is so fucking GORGEOUS WITH THE RED HAIR LIKE THIS????????

holy fuck

OH!!!

MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOOK AT

THEM ALL

BEING

FRIENDS

DIANA AND AMANDA HAVING TEA

SUCY AND CONSTANZE

HANNAH AND JASNA

LOTTE AND BARBARA OVER NIGHTFALL HOLY SHIT THAT IS SOMETHING THE FANS HAVE BEEN CRAVING SINCE EPISODE 4 HOLY SHIT

oh my god oohh my fCUKING GOD

EVERYONE CAME

TO WATCH AKKO FLY

AND

SHE

DID

OH MY GODDDDDDDDD

YOU GUYS

THIS

THIS IS IT

AND IM

I AM

FUCKING

HAPPY

THIS WAS EVERYTHING WE EVER COULD HAVE WANTED AND MORE

THIS INCORPORATED EVERY ELEMENT FROM THE SHOW’S PREVIOUS 24 EPISODES ALL INTO ONE

EVERYTHING WAS RIGHT HERE PERFECTLY IN ITS PLACE

EVEN AKKO FLYING HER BROOM SO MUCH FROM THE FIRST OPENING THEME

FINALLY IT MAKES SENSE WHY THEY PUT THAT IN THE OPENING IF SHE COULDNT FLY

CUZ SHE LEARNS TO

AT THE VERY

VERY

END

i....

have never seen

a better anime ending

ever

like literally im not even just saying that

this was

the best

thing

ever

in my entire life

god bless Little Witch Academia

#lwa spoilers #lwa blogging

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blue-sky-and-rain · 7 years

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ethan, my baby (i talk loads now)

OKAY SO THAT TRAILER OH MY GOD (also the MUSIC loved it)

“Cal!” okay so he’s having a nightmare maybe???? about Cal??? ABOUT GUILT MAYBE??? ALSO if they show his chest and he doesn’t have his scar on it (i mean let’s brush past them forgetting once) i will not be a happy bunny

“Ethan’s grieving-” - charlie to alicia. Damn right he is and damn right if this trailer is anything to go by that’s all we’ll have for the next three months. ethan being v v hurt... so no different from any fanfics then...

they’re holding hands? so everything seems to be going okay between them for the time being but ethan still looks on the verge of tears WOW good on you george rainsford

the rest is in the 'keep reading’ section because i just realised how annoying this will be to scroll past i am so sorry

HE’S SO SAD also “-people do strange things, but -”

“-he’s not dangeorus” THINK AGAIN SIR CHARLIE

well at least he’s advanced from just walking right past it BUT STILL HE LOOKS SO LOST AND SAD

i’m just going to come right out with it, oh my god ethan in that hoodie and shirt and looking like that he looks so bloody adorable ALSO I THINK I HAVE A SHIRT LIKE THAT yay

back to the speech “can’t you see what this is doing to you” - alicia to ethan. WAIT WHAT IS IT DOING IS IT TURNING HIM INTO AN EMOTIONAL MESS WANTING REVENGE BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT WE’VE BEEN WRITING FOR 3 YEARS but seriously i want to know what causes alicia to say this also

trouble in paradise?

this is just sad.

OH WELL HELLO GET OUT I KNOW THE NHS IS FOR EVERYONE BUT GET THE FUCK OUT

“you’re determined to finish this, no matter who you destroy to get even” WOULDN’T YOU, ALICIA??? SERIOUSLY??? ETHAN’S BROTHER WAS FUCKING MURDERED AND ETHAN NOT ONLY CARRIES THE BLAME, THE KILLER HASN’T YET BEEN CAUGHT AND CAL WAS HIS ONLY FAMILY LEFT SERIOULSY ALICIA

can’t say i’m sad that ethan is using violence

well something’s happened but this clip only showed for like a second with fast beating drums so it may be important but ethan is there so something’s happened

IS THAT SCOTT ELLISON HAS SCOTT ELLISON GOT THE NERVE TO GO BACK TO THE ED WHAT A JERK

but still david doesn’t look to happy I want to see what happens here

yeah... it’s scott. the prick.

OKAY so this is a random scene but i’m secretly (on a tumblr blog...) hoping it’s something to do with ethan because... fanfiction brain

UH OH UH OH UH OH IF SCOTT HAS HARMED HER THEN CASUAlty have taken my fic idea damn and i was writing that earlier

“never ends well for you, does it, dr hardy”

fuck.

SCOTT IS WEARING DIFFERENT CLOTHES TO THE SCREENSHTOS ABOVE HE COMES BACK TWICE???? what. a. jerk. seriously

why is he not wearing scrubs? (i’m not complaining he looks cuter like this shut up riley)

but fuck he looks sad.

same scene that came up earlier... doesn’t look to be good on either end. MAYBE JUST MAYBE this is where it falls apart for alicia and ethan because that would be good storyline development

FUCK

“i miss you so much” - ethan. just the way he SAYS it is heartbreaking (also i have no spellchecker so a lot of words will be spelt wrong sorry)

okay so it’s staring to hit me again that cal is actually dead like actually actually dead ohh goddddddd

he looks like i look when i’m in the back of a class and someone’s just told a really funny joke and i’m trying not to laugh

OKAY SO i know he’s just randomly looking up, maybe because it helps to stop tears BUT can we imagine he’s looking up for Cal (because, as he’s pointed out to Caleb before - “i’m not technically an athiest”)

be more cal fuck that’s just sad

“i’ll get you what you want on scott. i’m not doing this for you, i’m doing this for mickey, alright?” aggressive much??

ALSO YOU SHOULD BE DOING IT FOR ETHAN TOO BECAUSE HE’S A MATE AND CAL WAS YOUR MATE AND JESUS CHIRST JEZ GET YOUR PRIORITIES STRAIGHT oh wait please tell me you get that awful awful joke that i didn’t actually plan

IS THAT SCOTT FUCKING ELLISON AT CAL’S GRAVE WHERE ETHAN IS

this boy (scott) needs to learn some manners omg

“i knew it was you. just say it!” - ethan

“say what?!”

“JUST SAY IT!”

ethan is so upset i cannot handle this level of upset

WHO IS in this hospital omg it doesn’t look like this is in a secluded area???

even with a sling on this guy is ruthless and has no shame.

stairs... to the roof...

...this looks like a man on a mission...

...fuck

i’m just sad.

“i don’t know what i am”

“please... help me”

oh gOD i will be in that graveyard too when this episode comes out maybe he’s lost because he wants revenge and because he never dreamed of turning out like this is just a confused and lost person without his big brother to guide him

walking away generally? or from the relationship?

kinda sorta maybe happy? he still looks utterly devestated the poor man

mAN ON A MISSION RUN ETHAN RUN but where is he running to

WAIT I THINK I KNOW WHAT IF HE’S RUNNING TO SCOTT HE’S IN THE SAME CLOTHES AS EARLIER WHEN SCOTT APPEARED IN THE GRAVEYARD UH OH

okay so ethan has been in 4 different outfits, scrubs, and his bare chest... i wonder how many episodes this has covered then (i mean scrubs throws a random number in)

bonus (though not a good one):

“my job is to save lives and if i wasn’t able to do that with cal, what am i even doing here?”

DYLAN HAS A FUCKING PANIC ATTACK AND QUESTIONS HIMSELF DYLAN NOOO WE LOVE YOU

and:

“this is huge” | “that’s what she said”

jez and iain you dorks

#so instead of shitposting i put it all into one post #enjoy #i'm so excited for this it's so bad #i would love to hear people's thoughts on this!!!!#about ethan and the upcoming scenes and yeah #bbc casualty spoilers #bbc casualty #shoelace fandom #spoilers #ethan hardy #alicia munroe #dylan keogh #this post is so long i'm so sorry #just blacklist the following tag if you want to avoid it #ethan summer trailer long post

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beautifullybroken37 · 7 years

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Lust and Other Stuff

Today I had a woman in her 70′s tell me that after being married to her husband for their whole lives basically, he was in his 80′s.. that he still looks at other women. What??? Now I’m not sure where this came from, or why she brought this up to me, but it was almost like some weird type of confession? I dunno it was so bizarre actually. So.. I apologized to her.. sympathizing w/her more or less, but she got very defensive and said back, “well I‘m not b/c he’s a great man & I love him very much.” Well lady, I’m sure he probably is a great guy but let’s face it-- that’s not a great way to make your wife feel. I’ve been there done that w/a couple guys already so I get it. But.. I also know different-- b/c I dated a guy that was smart, sexy, & all that really.. he had it goin’ onnnnn and when we’d go out for sushi in the city with our Groupon coupons b/c we were ballers on a budget, (no shame).. there was always this woman who worked there who was like I dunno? A 20 on the 10 scale and let’s say I’m like a 4, ok? She was so pretty & her body so perfect it almost seemed unfair, lol. She had the kind of beauty that can’t be ignored, her outfits commanded attention, perfect hair, beautiful face, very tight clothing perfect body blah blah blah & I promise you--- he would not even glance. In her direction. It was uuuunbelievable! But to me, that right there is a great example of a man who chose to make it a point to honor and cherish & love his woman and somehow sub-humanely act like this woman wasn’t even in the room besides giving her our order. So I know ladies, there ARE men out there who can do this. Don’t accept anyone telling you that, “oh, that’s just men for ya. All men are the same. Or, “they all do it.” No. No. They actually don’t, all do it. Don’t buy that ticket, don’t take that ride. You don’t have to.

Anyways back to it.. the whole chapter of Matthew 5 is some super good stuff but verses 27-30 really unpacks some serious guidance on this sort of thing. Not being judgmental or super righteous holy roller or whatever, just this is what came to my mind b/c I myself have struggled with lust amongst many, many, many other not-so-pretty things ---did I say many? So anyways, this definitely comes out of a place of love and random thoughts, ok? Ok great.

So the whole shebang is about dealing with adultery in the heart. Here it is: “You have heard that it was said to those of old, ‘you shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that whoever looks at a woman to lust for her has already committed adultery with her in his heart. (here’s where it gets kinda crazy/weird --my personal opinion and interpretation of this part is that it is conveying to us the importance or gravity of how important this is.. but that it is by no means, a literal interpretation) If your right eye causes you to sin, pluck it out and cast it from you; for it is more profitable for you that one of your members perish, than for your whole body to be cast into hell.

Whoa.

I’m not a huge rule-based person myself, but I do find that while we all have our own vices.. overall those things are easier to follow or try to abide by when the relationship is right. And when the relationship is right, you may not even be aware of the “rules,” (reallllllyyyyy don’t like that word, but forgive me for lack of a better substitute at the moment) but you may find they become enlightening and you may have already been changing your life to be more align w/them, unknowingly, even. And not b/c they’re there to guide us, but bc your heart is changed. God changes us. Not over night, not immediately, some things take longer than others.. but he changes us. And so when I say relationship folks, I’m definitely referring to your walk with the Lord.

Please keep in mind that I used to be absolutely, 100%, --a product of this dark, dark world we live in today. And I thank God for saving me from that, because I sure as heck didn’t deserve it. Nu uh. Nooooo way. Thank God Thank God Thank Goddddddd for His love, grace, mercy, forgiveness, patience... seriously. No one else can ever love you like that. No one. And now I’m just a dirty, rotten sinner saved by Grace but He is doing a good work in me now. I have been saved & nothing can take that away from me.. which is totally awe-some! John 3:16 “For God so loved the world that He gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in Him, should not perish but have everlasting life.”

I think I just got way off track there but what’s interesting is He also lays it out for us, as far as how husbands are to treat their wives. Crazy, right? Ephesians 5:25 says, “Husbands, love your wives, just as Christ also loved the church and gave Himself for her, that He might sanctify and cleanse her with the washing of water by the word, That He might present her to Himself a glorious church, not having spot or wrinkle or any such thing, but that she should be holy and without blemish.” ------Ok so this should go without much need for explanation, right? Christ loved the Church more than anything & so if He gave Himself for her, surely we can make an effort in trying to love in relationships more like Christ loved the church, and less like the rest of the world does... no? Given the divorce rates, I’d put my money on our Good Lord and not the way of the world but hey.. as someone once said to me, “you can do what you want, it’s a free world.” And he couldn’t have been more right. I’m not here to judge, I’m not here to convince you of anything.. I’m actually just out here randomly working out my thoughts and feelings bc without paying someone a lot of money to listen to me, I don’t really have anywhere else to go. I talk to God, yes and lots but aside from that what I mean is just that I’m usually the listener. It’s kind of this therapeutic thing for me, in a weird way --getting my random thoughts/feelings/wonderings out there. It’s not like I dwell on this stuff or anything it’s just something I find myself coming back to, so we’ll just see where it goes, I suppose. I think this is my new safe place for awhile. We’ll see.

Anyways back the super-loaded verses we just went through.. I think it’s safe to assume that what our great Teacher is trying to tell us, is that it matters what we look at. It matters what we think about. And so it’d be fair to say that especially in today’s society where sex is selling everything and everywhere, where porn is easily accessible, modesty is now a rarity, & Instagram/Facebook/Snapchat is used as a tool for many to self promote their bodies & filtered faces & fake perfect lives... we have to make an effort, to be different. We have to make an effort to protect what we see when we can and when we are able. And in doing so we can further protect what we think, as those two can easily go hand-in-hand. I don’t know about you, but when I think of how awful it would be to have to pluck my own eyeball out bc I just looked at a hot guy & had a fleeting moment where my body literally changes and you get those butterflies or your upper lip starts to sweat... hahaha I dunno maybe b/c your mind wandered b/c he had a rocking bod’, handsome rugged looks, tight shirt on leaving nothing to the imagination, looking like he just popped out of a GQ magazine and all of a sudden your thoughts are going down this road it really shouldn’t have... but to realize that yes, that IS so bad that you should pluck your own eye out?! How about -- no thanks. It’s not worth it and honestly it’s so empty anyways. Empty. Just turn away fm it. Turn away. Now singing turn arounddddddd... every now and then I get a... wait, wait wrong song, wrong moment. Scratch that.

But we are all human and maybe for some.. you struggle with lust. Another? Gambling. Working out. Prescription drugs. Non-prescription drugs. Shopping. Drinking. Facebooking. Eating.. the list goes on, right? Maybe even something totally weird you’d never think of like, “Can’t stop binge-watching old episodes of Dawson’s Creek.” The point is, we all have our own vices, they just manifest differently in each of our own lives & that’s why it’s so important to stay close to God & to stay in the Word and not the world. It may not be the popular way or the easy way but I promise you. It is the only way. <3

#lust #sexy #love #relationship #addiction #afflictions #choices #intention #mercy #grace #honor #salvation #change #hope #sacrifice #marriage

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tellywoodtrash · 7 years

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ishqbaaz 01.09.17 lb

wishing you all Eid Mubarak! 🌙✨✨✨✨ may the day bring you and your family all the happiness and love! 💖💖💖

(and lots and lots of yummy food. gifts/donations in the form of biriyani, sevaiyaan, and other assorted noms are always appreciated at tellywoodtrash. 😊😊😊)

anika’s hungry. (jism ki bhook? 😆😆😆)

ohhhhhhh yeahhhhh, billu’s here to mitaaofy The Bhook. 😏😏😏

god his hair is so fucking ugly like this, please can he go back to his old non golden hair. or at least put it up in the “i’ve been electrocuted” shock-puff instead of this weird side comb over a la mahi. i can’t concentrate on the hotness of the scene thanks to this! 😣😣😣

whoooooop, the truth of the pav bhaji is out. 😬😬😬

billu’s like you’re no gordon ramsay yourself, missy. 🙄🙄🙄

BLOODY DADI. WHY WON’T YOU LEAVE THEM ALONE????/ 😒😒😒

PFFFFFT, SHE’S PUTTING HIM BEHIND THE MOST TRANSLUCENT CURTAIN IN THE UNIVERSE. 😑😑😑

eeeeeeeeeee. 😍😍😍

lord bless rudra, the stupid cupid of this house. 👼🏽👼🏽👼🏽 doodho nahaao, phoolo phalo, mere laal. 😌😌😌

waaah! billu taking anika out for pav bhaji date! who are you and what have you done to our organic and clean-eating billu? 😯😯😯

ugh pinkyyyyy ka nonsense. 😤😤😤

shaktiji has had enough of this garbage. same, shaktiji, same. 😑😑😑

did om get his satyavaadi side from chote papa? 🤔🤔🤔

goddddddd, anika is going to get the keeda to fix this mess now. GIRL NO. PLEASE. FFS, PLEASE. 😫😫😫

oh. of course he got a pav bhaji thela INSIDE oberoi mansion. this extra ass fucker. 🙄🙄🙄

ok i’ve said pav bhaji so many times in the past two days, that now i really want it. GODDAMNIT I’M SUPPOSED TO BE EATING CLEAN TOO. FML. 😩😩😩😩😭😭😭😭

lmaooooo she almost passed out from another pav bhaji induced (mouth) orgasm 😆😆😆

shivaay, you’re really facing tough competition. i really doubt you’ll be able to bring her to such ecstasy. 😝😝😝

“kya hua, theek nahi hai? daantoon mein usse?”

ouff billu!

“kaisi hai? boliye!” “khaate waqt bolna nahi chahiye.” “koi nahi. main bolti hoon. aap bhi boliye!” *quietly to himself* “tum bohut bolti ho.”

i can’t handleeeeee his adorbz. 😚😚😚

“main raat mein citric acid nahi leta.”

god this man and his insane dietary rules. 😒😒😒

ugh they’re so cuteeeee on their ridiculous improvised date. 💖💖💖

oh boy, she’s gonna bring up pinky. girl whyyyyyyyyyyyyy. 😣😣😣

yup. called it. billu’s repressing all his feelings about this. it’s going to come out as a jwaalamukhi at some point. *sigh* 😔😔😔

this is the most normal outfit i’ve seen shivaay in since forever. he’s looking verrrrrrrrrrrry nice. 😍😍😍

these challenges are so amateur and childishhhhhhhhhhhh. they’re grownass adults, bruh. who’ve already been married for like, a year. 😑😑😑

ohhhhh boy. i don’t even know what to expect with this. 😟😟😟

pffffffft, he doesn’t sound anything like her, other than all the catchphrases. 🙄🙄🙄

i am loving rudra’s delight at all this though. what a cutie. 😌😌😌

lmaoooooooooooooo rudra singing O JAANA. such meta.

ya gaana sab ko sunaayi deta hai??? 🤔🤔🤔

apparently rudra’s changed teams and is fully on bhaiyya’s side today. 😊😊😊

bhaiyya’s using opportunity to CLOSELY OBSERVE bhaabi 😚😚😚

anika’s turn!

she’s better at this than he is! she’s got the phone waali tadi down pat!

hein? “what the”? behenji yeh aapke pati ka dialogue nahi hai! 😟😟😟

aaaaaaand there goes the phone. 😬😬😬

damn girl, dat booty tho. 👅👅👅💦💦💦

um yeah, billu looks turned on af. 😏😏😏

aaaaaaand pinky’s here to ruin everything. 😒😒😒

my poor boy though. he’s sooooo close to tears. 😥😥😥

(great subtle acting by nakuul here, the clenched jaw, the pained swallowing. bruh, why can’t you be this toned down and effective in all scenes???)

god, this tapasya nonsense again. 🙄🙄🙄

“MRS. OBEROI”

yup. def taking a leaf outta omki’s book.

he’s righteously outraged on HER behalf. she’s heartened and all dreamy eyed at her suddenly amazing pati, but oh, the guiltttttt. 😐😐😐

time for dadi to lecture. 😒😒😒

teesra challenge is... poverty? 🤔🤔🤔

hardy har har, what a fun game for these outrageously rich people to play! 😑😑😑

oh god, shivaay has to go live in a chawl. 😟😟😟

‘oh my god, i have to call the chawl ppl and warn them what’s coming. 😕😕😕’

billu’s overly confident. my god son, you should be hella scared. you won’t be able to survive. i’m middle class and *I* can barely survive middle class life in india before screaming to be put back on a plane home. 😶😶😶

rudra: yeh toh koi reality show jaise ho gaya; end mein bhaiyya bolenge “i’m SSO, mujhe is ghar se baahar nikalo!!!”

“zero sambhaal ke!”

200 rs. dude. one of billu’s fancyass coffees for the day costs more than than. 😗😗😗

lmao “woh burger waala meal kar lena. veg. non veg toh aayega nahi.” 😂😂😂

yuppppp, no one’s nikaaling the gaadi for you, son. bus se jaa. 🚌🚌🚌

ok even the kurta he’s changed into is tooooooo fancy. 😕😕😕😕

dude, you have just 200 rs for the day. auto mein jayega toh 50% of the funds are gonna be over in that ride. 😣😣😣

LMFAO HE NEEDS TO BE HELPED UP INTO THE AUTO 😆😆😆

lmaooooooooooo SEAT BELT KAHAN PE HAI hahahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣

of course, he’s worried about his hair. 🙄🙄🙄

LOL AUTOWAALA IS PLAYING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM OF ALL AUTOWAALAS: TUM TOH TEHRE PARDESI. HAHAHAHA. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

anika just lost her patience and told him to stop being an ass to the autowaala. lmaoooooo look at him sulkkkk. 😚😚😚

lololol everytime he wants to be called “hot” instead of cute, the universe sends him a sign that it’s not meant to be; pehle daadi, ab road mein khadda thanks to which he went and hit his head. 😆😆😆

“yahi toh iski best feature hai.” chance maar raha hai billllllu. 😏😏😏

“aaraaam se le jaana, lambe raaste se. koi romantic gaana nahi hai tumhare paas? O JAANA suna hai?”

lolololololol this idiot 😂😂😂😂

ouff tejLana nonsense. fwding. where my rikara babiessss? 😩😩😩

here they are!!!!! 😊😊😊

this set looks familiarrrrrr? was it used in the bareilly track? 🤔🤔🤔

something’s shady about this guyyyyy who’s the caretaker. he might try to loot them too. 😐😐😐

awwww, he’s giving her his handkerchieffffff. 😘😘😘

who stole the murtis????? 😯😯😯

yup. this fucker with ALL TEH GOLD on him (more gold than anika at her wedding with vikram even) def. has something to do with its disappearance. 😤😤😤

oh thank god, om at least listened to her and believes her without awaiiii ka misunderstanding and drama. 🙄🙄🙄

ouff such long tejLana scenes.

omkara’s interrogation koi rang nahi laa rahi, toh dabanngggg gauri utar rahi hai maidaan mein. 😎😎😎

LMAO LOOK HOW TINY SHE IS OMG I WANNA PUT HER IN MY POCKET AND CARRY HER AROUNDDDDDD😱😱😱😊😊😊😘😘😘

time for her lame candy trick. 🙄🙄🙄

hahaha, om’s face. 😆😆😆

oufffff what even is going on with tejLana??? ouff i have to go read the written update now. 😒😒😒

eeeeeeeeee. how impressed he looks. my babies! 😊😊😊😘😘😘

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