#THERE WAS A SEAS0N 0NE???

[sea-m0nster]

CAENIV0RE FAQ. I WAS ASKED QUESTI0NS AT W0RK AFTER BRINGING IT UP T0DAY.

CAN Y0U EAT 0THER THINGS? I'M N0T MEANT T0 BUT I D0. F0R A STEEP PRICE.

D0 Y0U TASTE THINGS DIFFERENTLY? 0NE NEEDS S0METHING T0 BE ABLE T0 C0MPARE IT T0 AND TASTE, MUCH LIKE EVERY 0THER SENS0RIAL FUNCTI0N CAN VARY FR0M PERS0N T0 PERS0N.

D0 Y0U TASTE THINGS DIFFERENTLY C0MPARED T0 A N0RMAL LAND DWELLER? YES. I CAN TASTE TEXTURES AND SEE TASTES. D0N'T ASK ME T0 EXPLAIN IT, IT MAKES N0 SENSE.

H0W D0 Y0U SEAS0N Y0UR F00D IF Y0U TASTE THINGS DIFFERENTLY? BECAUSE I'M A GREAT C00K! (IT WAS A L0T 0F TRIAL AND ERR0R UNTIL I F0UND THE RATI0 0F 'THINGS I LIKE THAT 0THER PE0PLE CAN ENJ0Y T00'.)

SINCE Y0U EAT MEAT, CAN Y0U DRINK BL00D? YES. IT TASTES LIKE PLAIN UNSALTED BR0TH. I PREFER BL00D SAUSAGES.

D0 Y0U HUNT? S0METIMES. I JUST NEVER SEE ME BRING ANYTHING BACK. 0N SITE C0MSUMPTI0N.

[arimonsterwolf]

fuckin l0ve t0fu. give me that delectable bean flesh. y0u mean I can add sauces and seas0nings and make that shit flav0urfull as hell???? I can make it any texture I want if I try???? I can put it in anything???? it can be bland if my sens0ry issues say nah ah t0 any flav0ur+texture c0mb0 and I g0tta pick 0ne????? ffffuuuuccckkkkkk yeahhhh!!!!!

[t4t-hantunia]

S0 H0W WE FEELING AFTER THE NEW 0NE EPIS0DE-

[aeonianadipose]

i'm n0t even lo0king at the other shit g0ing on here because i d0n't care. i just saw the chance to ask: what's a g0od watch? i g0t open binge time c0ming up lately. just don't tell any0ne.

Im kinda surprised people d0nt send me shit ab0ut anime and manga, y0ur like the sec0nd. Heres a few sh0ws Ive been enj0ying lately, just d0nt bitch ab0ut them being girly:

浮世 やばい, an undergr0und anime thats technically an isekai where a l0yalist l0wblood summons a shark as her familiar but it has all the p0wers fr0m every shitty supershark film and als0 l0ves killing pretty much everything (including dr0nes) but her master, and she tries t0 still be a l0yal s0ldier. 0nly 0ne seas0n bef0re the makers were culled th0ugh, which sucks bulge cause they were clearly building up to her murdering the Empress.

Hem0c0ndriacs, its m0stly y0ur standard imperial pr0paganda anime but Ive been enj0ying it, besides wh0 d0esnt like watching hyper curvy bitches messily tear apart enemies 0f the state?

Kiss Kiss Supreme, excellent black r0mance anime between tw0 yanderes wh0 think the 0ther is trying t0 steal 0ne 0f their quadrants. D0nt watch if y0ur a piss baby wriggler that cant handle a little g0re.

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aradia: h0w c0me reading tea leaves is seen as this s0phisticated witchy thing but if i slam dunk an 0pen can 0f chef b0yardee ravi0li 0nt0 the pavement in the gas stati0n parking l0t t0 see what kind 0f s0da the 0ld 0nes think i sh0uld buy, f00dstuff divinati0n suddenly isnt c00l anym0re?

aradia: tis the fuckin seas0n friends!! get 0ut there and live y0ur w0rst life!!

sollux: what the fuck ii2 happeniing

aradia: why d0nt y0u grab a can 0f ravi0li and ask!