#THIS WAS SO DUMB

[calfrxca]

no context tf one post, iykyk

[the-poppy-outie-effect]

only the biggest brained individuals understand that Grif is actually the smartest of the reds and blues. only the wisest among us know that it takes a genius to get away with the bullshit he gets into on the daily. only the sharpest crayons in the box get that Grif has been playing everyone the entire show and only acts dumb so everyone underestimates him. only the smartiest of pantses can comprehend him.

[notdysfunk]

i brought this weird fuckin dog home do u think he eats pizza?????

[flutterart]

"In my defense, I was like 90% serious, My Lord."

[mxmoth]

LA KNIGHT and JEY USO on WWE SMACKDOWN | 7-5-24

[ghostboy-art]

My collection of interests is so strange to me. like:

Kid??? Squid??? OCTOPI???????

Light gray angel and dark gray demon go on adventures to stop armageddon. gay?????? David Tennants there too

Girl has a big dictionary. fights fun villains (occasionally there's a little autistic boy on a very big robot. I love him dearly)

Mysterious town with a spooky aura. gay radio host.

Sarcastic kid goes to a bad camp (camp). swears a lot.

Dorito attacks town in Oregon

Children collect slaves and fight adults all to become the very best, like no one ever was

This, so much more, and various animes.

[hotcupofdragons]

Aemond: cackling maniacally and taunting Lucerys on the back of godzilla-granny while he chases his nephew in a 0 visibility storm Lucerys: dies Aemond:

[lazyneonrabbitt]

While I was looking for a convo I can't seem to find anymore (maybe it only happened in my head idk) I found this.

Me and @celtic-crossbow discussing Jerry making some kind of edibles.

[catty21bunsashi]

my friend gave me the most crackship of the century, i regret everything :,)

(shameless tiktok plug follow me for silly content real :3)

[t-l000]

if you must know, here's the top 5 Eddie arcs in my personal opinion :333 also most of the ranking here is either based on his haircut during the arc or a movie he was in during the arc (( @miss617 tagging so you see it))

Ranking at number 5, The weird spiky hair arc (I couldn't think of a better name for it)

HIS HAIR WAS SO SILLY LOOKIN, however it does like kinda weird from some angles. But it still earns a spot on the list bc he was a cutie patootie

Ranking at number four, the Pecker arc

I'm most definitely biased here when i say I liked this arc even though his hair was a little wonky because Pecker was such a fun movie. But his haircut was a lil goofy BUT IT WAS CUTE

Number 3, the before and after arc

I will not elaborate further

At number 2, The long hair arc(s)

He's had long hair multiple times so I don't know if this counts as multiple arcs or just a repeating one, I dunno, but I LIVE for the multiple times he's had long hair because it looks GREAT

And finally, at number one, the first arc (couldn't come up with a better name)

Absolutely Iconic, showstopping, brilliant, amazing + this arc earns extra points for being the first movie w/Eddie furlong in it that I ever watched

[mainprotagonist]

CHILBLIVIOUS

[d3vilh0rn2]

Deadpool, holding his left boob: this is chimi

Deadpool, holding his right boob: and this is changa

[cledubs]

well i know asking cledubs for anything but cledubs is a crime, but for the writing prompt, 16 and ranchers? (or anyone else! gladly will accept cledubs <3)

don’t worry about it anon! my url before this was literally teamrancher sooooo

16. have you ever / you wouldn’t dare

team rancher

(ask game)

(i think this is the silliest thing i’ve ever written. so sorry anon. also this was not looked over and also written at like 12am, so beware of any mistakes lol)

(please think of this with the same energy a sleepover has)

It’s just about midnight when Jimmy breaks the silence.

At least, Tango assumes it’s just about midnight. He can’t see the moon through any of the windows, so it must be right above their base.

The two of them should have been asleep ages ago.

“Have you ever eaten plain wheat before?” Jimmy asks

“What?” The question is not at all what he would be expecting, but he certainly is intrigued. “No?”

“Oh no, I was hoping you have! I was wondering why cows and sheep like it so much. It doesn’t seem all that great just by looking at it, yeah?”

Tango hums thoughtfully, and brings his hands up to rest beneath his head. He thinks about the wheat for a moment. It’s very plain, and it doesn’t look very interesting. He definitely wouldn’t eat it on it’s own. “You do have a point there, my friend. Why do they like it so much? And they eat it every day! It can’t be that good right?”

“That’s what I’m saying! Imagine chewing on that all day. Kind of gross, isn’t it?”

Tango nods, but he realizes that Jimmy can’t see him in the dark of their room. “Yep, agreeing with you there.”

The quiet returns for another few minutes. Tango can hear the quiet moos of the cows that are still awake, much like himself. The sound strikes an idea into his head. It feels like one of those lightbulb moments from a cartoon.

“Jimmy, I just had the best idea.” Tango says, sitting up in his bed.

“Do tell!” Jimmy replies, equally as excited.

“What if we asked someone else to try eating the wheat, so we don’t have to? In case it’s gross!” He suggests.

“But why would anyone want to eat wheat? Especially if it’s us asking, I feel like they would be suspicious.”

“Oh. True.” Tango lies back down in his bed, his metaphorical light bulb having turned off.

The silence falls over them again.

“Do you think anyone else has eaten wheat?” Jimmy asks. “I think out of everyone here, Martyn is most likely.”

“That’s a good one!” Tango says. “Hmm. I think Ren would be most likely. He seems like the type of guy to eat plants that he shouldn’t.

“True, true. I feel like Joel would, but he would lie to everyone that he hasn’t.”

“That does seem very Joel!” Tango agrees. “I think my top three most-likely-to-eat-wheat list would go like this,” He holds a hand outwards. “At the top, Ren. He would eat all types of grass, no doubt!” Tango takes his other hand and puts it below the first one. “Second, Martyn. He’s a curious type of guy!” He takes the first hand and moves it to the bottom of the stack. “Third, Joel. He just would.”

Jimmy hums in agreement. “You’ve made a good list! That’s a solid top three if I’ve ever seen one.”

“Mhm mhm, I’m a genius, I know.” He grins. “Best ranker there is. I should be given a medal with ‘best ranker ever’ engraved into it.”

Jimmy laughs. “You should! That would be so great!”

“Oh no, now I’m actually tempted!” Tango laughs along with him.

Their laughter dies out, and for the third time the room falls into quiet.

“What if it tastes really good? I mean, bread tastes amazing, and we use wheat to make bread.”

“We do…” Tango replies slowly, thinking. “Oh you’re a genius, it probably just tastes like bread!”

“You get it!” Jimmy says, louder than he should be in the middle of the night. “Why don’t we just try some? If it tastes like bread, it can’t be that bad right?”

“Right.” Tango sits up, and steps out of his bed. He lights one of the torches on the wall, illuminating the room in a soft orange light.

Jimmy joins him and they both walk over to where the wheat storage is. They each take a bundle.

The two of them lock eyes. To them, at midnight, that is the funniest thing in the world. Laughter fills the room and Tango leans against counter, trying to hold himself up.

Jimmy takes deep breaths. He manages to calm down, wheat still in hand.

“Should we?” He gestures to the bundle.

Tango shrugs. “I mean, that’s what we came to do right?”

“I’ll count down.” Jimmy decides. “Three.”

Tango looks at the wheat.

“Two.”

He desperately tries to avoid looking at Jimmy’s face. It would be a shame to start another laughing fit.

“One.”

They bite into their respective bundles of wheat.

There’s a pause, and they look at each other.

“It’s so bland.” Jimmy sighs.

“Yep.” Tango agrees.

[skyland2703]

📂 + Shelby Watkins

I'm so sorry for sending so many of these, I just love all your headcanons

- Anon 🦖

Sorry for the delay on this one anon!! Here’s Shelby!!

EXCEPTIONAL CLEANLINESS FREAK.

And that means fluffing ALL the pillows. Absolutely NO chance of coffee rings— you BETTER USE A COASTER, MISTER.

And so, she’s NEVER given cleaning— or managing the cleaners— duty by Kendall. Because anyone around her would lose sanity if they’re around Shelby AFTER she sees the mess people have made around the Dino bite cafe after the rush hour— it’s like standing a LIIITTLE too close to a supernova. You KNOW it’s not good for you, and yet, yet you wanna look.

And BONUS: Tyler is Messy af but tries REEEEEALLY really hard to get his act together. Chase is messy, but to irritate Shelby even further, does NOT get his act together, rather making things MESSIER to annoy her more. Riley.., helps in cleaning up. Koda says “Shelby scary” and does not engage— Kendall is happy that at least SOMEONE keeps the place together, Ivan appreciates greatly, and keeper tries to counsel her that “a little mess is worthy” or some shit like that— which she does not listen to absolutely.

Send “📂 + Character” for a random yet completely useless headcanon I have

[dash-n-step]

world's most stubborn pikmin player

[mochidoodle]

saw some debate over the english title translation of dungeon meshi and I am here to offer you this alternative