#THIS is romance

[gaypeople]

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[darlingpeasant]

If there’s one thing we need to bring back, it’s greeting your significant other with hand kisses 🥺 (or y’know, just anyone you fancy lol)

[reyybenn]

Like I mean you’re kidding

[magnetoisnotahappybunny]

Me, excitedly telling the dofp lore to my brother: so they have a lot of feelings, like so many things left unsaid and-

My brother: Magneto just threw a stadium at him

[the-bensolos]

What it feels like when you win the Star War.

[imperatorrrrr]

Nico Hischier + Jonas Siegenthaler // 02.04.24

[amouria]

[mafaldaknows]

Page six reports Timmy got into Kylie's car to go to the restaurant and her bodyguard was there but there are zero pics of her being there at all. Really WTF is going on? I don't understand the angle they are going for here. lol

Hello, Anon:

I think the look they’re going for is

✨Influencer Media Circus 🎪🎪🎪✨

I’m waiting for Car & Driver to weigh in on this developing story!

Because it seems to me thus far like it’s the cars having this alleged “romance since January but they’ve only hung out twice yet it’s a relationship that they want to keep private except when they’re at one of the top attractions in London with thousands of witnesses”.

All that paparazzi and not one single photo of them together at all. Not even a blurry one from some potato of a camera on an ancient iPhone just to support the claims.

And most recently going out very visibly for tacos when Door Dash is a thing now.

And still no photos of them there at the same time.

It’s especially comical how these reports refer to her car like she has the only one like that and that thousands of other people in LA can’t possibly also drive the same car.

Someone is trying oh so hard to make this happen, for reasons yet to be determined.

The Devil works hard but Kris Jenner works harder.

Thanks for your comment. 🚘💗🚘😆🤔

[bang-bang-gang]

one insane detail: during bryan vs eddie, bryan had a piece of glitter on him and shortly after it was transferred onto eddie.

unless bryan had glitter in his entrance jacket, the only source of that glitter i can imagine is that it was left in the ring from daniel’s crazy pants the match before

[browngurl99]

POV: You see me while I am reading FGEP chapter 160

[nezuchuuko]

Firefly Wedding by Oreco Tachibana - Chapter 8

[bahoreal]

kicking my feet while sobbing uncontrollably

[digitalcockroach]

when he knows u love lip balm 😭

[elainiisms]

stabs you

*kisses you harder*

[sharpth1ng]

HELP

D: "if you're lonely baby hold me you're my only oneee-"

M: fucking suffocates him affectionately

(Featuring that prom song i mentioned)

-⭐️

"Fucking Suffocates Him Affectionately"

this is my favourite new sentence, sorry, its over for me, I'll be thinking about affectionate suffocation for the next 24hrs

[hobgoblinns]

if love is dead explain this photo of my friend looking at his crush