#THREADS -> Crisispider

[movedto-mastcrmarksman]

@crisispider -> gets a little thing cause i love you and clint misses his peter

❝ So you know that thing that I kept on putting off? ❞ He's got the best innocent smile that he could put on, pleading eyes that Peter won't even remember and so he'll be fine. Of course, how could he forget Peter's the one who brought it up in the first place weeks ago.

[movedto-mastcrmarksman]

This year had been extra special, a new addition to the family. It came with some worry at first, but with being deep into December ⸻ holiday cheer was in full swing. Hanukkah had been bigger this year, he's learnt how to respectfully observe it and if it's important to Peter, then their kids were encouraged to learn, observe, and celebrate it. Now it's onto Christmas and he's lost track of Peter; or more he's pretty sure that he had standing plans to crash on the couch and watch all The Peanuts' Christmas special; Peter wasn't there.

The kids were still napping which was a concerning for how their night was going to go. He absolutely could not face Mary Jane or Mayday's school teacher if May turned into a night owl and slept in class.

Where Clint does find Peter is in their bedroom, and the first sight he sees is Peter in wrapping paper. Not just his partner wrapping presents, which he definitely went over the top for a one year old, but it looks like Peter has wrapped his leg. ❝ You know, babe, if you were going to give me you as a gift. You could have just tied a bow around your dick; not wrap your leg in paper. ❞ He drops to the floor, sitting next to him and going to unwrap his leg.

[ ◉¯] ✧˖° → @mastcrmarksman liked for a starter!

Chrismukkah had been the tradition in the Barton-Parker household since their very FIRST winter together, and it had been one that Peter honestly really had grown to love over the last couple of years. They had managed to make it through Hanukkah this year (one that was quite the over the top affair this year) , but CHRISTMAS was still left and Peter was determined that Ashley's first one was going to be as magical as possible.

So it was nonstop baking, decorating, and present wrapping. (The last being Peter's own personal form of HELL.) That was what he was currently doing. On the floor of their bedroom he had been attempting to wrap Christmas presents for the better part of two hours and his back was ACHING but he was determined to finish everything.

He had been in the ZONE, grumbling and mumbling all the way at not only the wrapping paper, but the presents, tape, and even his own fingers. It was honestly quite the sight for someone to walk in on really.

[disneybucks]

@crisispider // from here.

"They just don't get it," Wade sighs, shoulders drooping dramatically. "I mean, yeah-- action value, comic accuracy, money shots, blah-dee-blah-blah, but how're we supposed to do super-stuff if we aren't comfy about it, right?

"Fox only ever let me wear the robe after the credits."

<You know what I mean.>

"I'd be jealous if I didn't think that shade of pink would clash with all my black and red." Resting his weight on one foot and the other's ankle, Wade gestures to himself, hand flapping from the top of his head towards the rest of his body. "You nail it, though. Very malewife.

"...granted, the baby makes it extra cute."

The fact she's sleeping, too! Ooh! If Wade had ovaries, they'd be tingling.

"I've never seen you with a baby before."

[normaltothemax]

🪢

"Is all of this a joke to you, Bradshaw?!"

Bradley's hurt. Bradley's hurt and he almost died and Jake's been stuck sitting around with his thumb up his own ass just listening to the comms, utterly terrified for a man that hates him. The only thing that kept him from disobeying direct orders again, to go and bail his ass out again (something he'd been mere milliseconds away from doing), was the sudden confirmation that he was on his way back. That he was alive, if only barely in one piece.

God, Jake's furious. He's angry and terrified and a part of him irrationally wants to roll the other man in bubble wrap and lock him in a padded room for the rest of his life so that he can't ever get hurt like that again.

He can't let any of those feelings out in front of the other pilots, though, he has a reputation to upkeep. They're supposed to be rivals. They're not supposed to care. So he slaps on a patented Seresin grin, acts like the cocksure asshole he's supposed to be, and makes some stupid remark about how he could have done it better. He's not even really sure what he'd said, his ears were ringing too loudly.

But they're alone now, and Jake can't keep this to himself any longer. So, getting right up in his face, murder and terror in his eyes, he lets Bradley have it.

"Of all the idiotic bullshit, that was the stupidest thing I ever had the displeasure of witnessing. Do you have a death wish? Because I honestly can't think of any other reason you'd pull something so completely suicidal. Really, walk me through your thought process, there. Did you have a head injury before you took off, or are you really just that stupid?"

Jake "Hangman" Seresin - Top Gun: Maverick @crisispider (x)

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special verse tag drop. mostly my ship verses.

closed -> not open for outside interaction, besides some anon asks about this verse semi-open -> open to some outside interaction, asks, and anons about this verse open -> open verse for interaction and requesting single ship -> this verse is single ship, meaning only one romantic ship for the character w/ another character established, but may be an open verse for other interaction. this will only be from my end / the case for my end / not expected the same from my partner. this is just for me.

verse; clint barton; who shares your burdens (mrtonystark) // a mostly closed verse in which most of 616 is canon, and look y'all have seen the 1200+ note thread. @mr-tony-stark and i go ham on plotting and writing. so i just wanted a verse tag, and like if anons wanted to ask clint questions in that verse, i'd accept them, but otherwise it's a closed verse. but i am absolutely in love with ironhawk and how much, we write and plot together <3 i love you <3

verse; clint barton; how many more chances can i have with you (biitchcakes) // a semi-open verse, in which Clint is in a relationships with @biitchcakes - look, i just wanna gush about what Aurora and I have plotted, like I have already outlined the 2 major breakups and 1 break, and the 4 times that Clint and Jess are fools who get back together. It's relatively canon divergent in 616 event, and like y'all, Clint and Jess' West Coast Era is amazing, also Leftovers we need to write Leftovers . . . and the way i could write a netflix tv show about their west coast era, and then civil war 2 but make it more government vs. heroes and make it sad for clintjess.

verse; clint barton; entangled to a loser like me (crisispider) // a semi-open verse, in which Clint is in a relationship with @crisispider - incorporates both 616 and spiderverse events into the fold, and clint and peter are absolutely just two golden retriever boyfriends together.

verse; clint barton; how can i watch you fade (crisispider) // a closed verse with @crisispider, in which i mess around with hawkeye: blindspot concept, and really just here to torture peter and mel

verse; clint barton; to boldly go (ss; crisispider) // an open, single ship (on my end) STAR TREK AU, i have a whole write up for Clint's Star Trek au, and I've considered this verse single ship w/ Mel's Peter; but otherwise it's very open to interaction and being requested. Clint's just your unhinged helmsman who sows chaos into all of starfleet/the federation :) [ here is the written up verse information to read ]

verse; linda carter; to heal across the stars (thefleetsfinest) // an open, single ship (on my end only) STAR TREK AU, for Linda Carter, whom is now a cardiac surgeon aboard the Enterprise. On my side, not Mel's side, I am only writing one romantic ship in the Star Trek setting/au and that's with Mel's @thefleetsfinest. Very dedicated woman to medicine and well-being of the crew. [ verse write up pending ]

verse; pepper potts; captain of her own (uss unreliable) // an open star trek au verse, in which Pepper hot off the heels of being the infamous Captain Tony Stark's first officer (of which there's is many rumors surrounding him), has been promoted and now is Captain Potts of the USS Unreliable. . . . her first officer being Steve Rogers (@liibertysdream) of whom is a former captain himself (rumors surrounding him as well, oh no pepper what are you doing). She was communications and command before hand, with prior goals of managing a starbase or colony, now being made Captain of a ship.

[beatfreesmysoul]

Happy Birthday, Mel / @crisispider !

I've been working on this the past couple days; hope you like it!

I tried to reflect in the playlist both a chronological / an emotional journey of Peter B. pre-ITSV up to the ending of ATSV, integrating some of the songs you had on your playlists and introducing some others that I've thought about reading through your threads on the dash.

A favorite for me on here is Light by Sleeping at Last - I just thought immediately of both his mentorship / respect for Miles and a promise he makes to Mayday when she comes into his world, that he'll do better for the light they've brought into his life ;-;.

You've been so welcoming and your Peter is a delight, a meld of both his humor and heart, so I truly hope you have a wonderful birthday!

[inthesp0tlight]

º ✧ 。 @crisispider missed mj so gets a short starter !

Being in love with Spider-man might be one of the HARDEST things in the universe, so of course MJ had made it more difficult for herself by falling for one who wasn't even from her universe. One who came with all the complications and frustrations she was used to PLUS a few new ones of his own - a daughter he shared with his ex, anxieties and fears about their relationship whose context she didn't quite understand yet.

Oh, yeah, and that small thing where the two of them being together threatened to TEAR the threads of their respective realities apart at the seams.

And yet here she was - UNABLE to stop or regret her choice as she stepped through the portal and into his living room, barely avoiding one of Mayday's toys still on the carpet. Unable to wait one more minute before closing the distance between them and pressing her LIPS to his, already smiling into the embrace.

"Hi, baby. Did you MISS me?"

[soulgiven]

I'm here. Everyone say thank you @crisispider and I think this is a good time for some general housekeeping for anyone who's new, and anyone who might need a refresher on some key parts of this blog!

Just a basic psa that Natasha has been one of my special interest characters for over twenty years, I've voraciously consumed just about everything that's ever been made featuring her. I'm very autistic and I've spent a lot of my life with this character. I love her, and one day I hope I get to make the Black Widow movie I wanted to see.

Moving on: I write Natasha in a way that's primarily comics based. I sprinkle in a lot of her comics history in my every day threads for flavor. That said: I don't gatekeep here, I don't expect you to have read over fifty years of comics, I don't expect you to know every detail, and if you need clarification on anything please just hop into my discord and ask! Or IMs but I don't see those as often.

My discord is available to mutuals and it's the best way to plot with me.

I largely disregard the Black Widow movie in my personal canon. I have a lot of opinions about it but for the sake of this blog: the movie just breaks my canon too much to be applicable. Please keep this in mind as I will be referencing Alexei as Natasha's ex-husband. If she's thinking or talking about her "father" I'm either referencing Ivan Petrovitch or Aleksander Lukin. (It's usually Ivan, but if you want the info dump about her and Aleksander let me know.) I am super happy to talk about how to work any of your movie-bases muses into my canon, though, so please don't feel like I'm just going to automatically shut you down if you want to do something!

Okay that's all I had to say, I can't wait to bother y'all!

[bastardhalfspider]

Sideblog to @starsnheroes // follows, asks, and likes come from @starsnheroes

❝ FINE! I'll do this too, but better, so suck it, Mayday! ⸻ Hey, what's up! It's your not-so friendly not-really in your neighbor half-not-Spider! Ashley FUTZING Parker-Barton, the younger not-so-superpowered sister to Mayday. Our dads are old fuckers who are gonna BITCH about this, but the world's so fucking grim and dull. I had the BRILLIANT idea, okay, okay, Mayday can have half-credit; to remake Dad's old colors and threads, and start calling ourselves Spiders. I got the JACKASS GONE BAD version of Spider senses, so it's gun and knives or a rusty old baseball when it comes to solving problems that this WASTELAND of a world. Mayday thinks we're gonna be the new HEROES, and well I don't know about that but the WICKED SPIDER SISTERS are here to wreck your shit up. ❞

-> Wastelands-based rp sideblog for Ashley Parker-Barton

-> Born to Charles Bernard Barton & unknown woman

-> Adopted daughter of Clint Barton & Peter Parker

-> Sister to Mayday Barton-Parker

RULES & HUB BLOG DOC (read)

MEMES TAG (x) // HEADCANONS (x)

ABOUT ASHLEY PARKER BARTON (X)

ASHLEY'S POWERS (X)

Mains, Affiliates, and Exclusives under the read more

Verses under the read more

VERSES

Main / Wastelands

Spiderverse / Mulitverse

AFFILIATES

Mel ✨️ ( @crisispider & @sentimentalspider )

Myself ( @mastcrmarksman )

EXCLUSIVES

Peter Parker (@crisispider)

Mayday Parker (@sentimentalspider)

My Clint Barton (@mastcrmarksman)

SHIP EXCLUSIVES

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MAINS

@thefleetsfinest (Leonard Mccoy)

@boldlyleading (All)

@luminavii (All)

[movedto-mastcrmarksman]

[TOUCH] The sender caresses the receiver's back, attempting to entice them back into bed.

Prompts from Post-Cotial, In Bed, or Honey Come Back memes -> Accepting

As the autumn leaves turn to crunches under their feet, their apartment's thermostat has been turned up to keep the home toasty as they wait out for the first of the season's storms. Snowfall already began, and every year like clockwork; clint turns his home into an oven. Blankets gathered over years and years get pulled out from storage; some being a thick woolen knit identify for outdoor use and others softer fleeces acquired more recently.

Each blanket has a distinct smell to them, or at least the ones he's had since he was in his twenties. Even as the mornings begin frost with them, making the hardwood floors unappealing for frozen toes to touch; his training could not go on for hibernation.

Clint knows his worth, his value to New York City, and it's that of being one of its heroes. Finest heroes might he add, along with being the best master marksman in the world. He's been in this business for years, with no retirement plan in sight, and the way he keeps on top of that is getting up in the mornings.

Early mornings, despite the rebellious and somewhat depressive part of his brain wanting to remain curled up in a dark warm hole shut odd from the world, were when he spent the time honing his skills. His two to four hour workout regime that keeps him fit and absolutely to keep up with heroes like Captain Marvel and Thor.

In the last few years, there has been on hindrance to this work out regime which hasn't affected his skill set, but did distrupt his sense of discipline with himself. That hindrance had one name and that was Peter Benjamin Parker, of whom was currently curled tightly into the flannel sheets swapped in for the wintry months.

Clint had been in the process of sitting up, stretching out his arms above his head and spine before he got out of bed (letting his legs savor the warmth) before he was up and going to slip himself out of bed and descend the loft staircase. He had reached a hand to pull the sheets and covers higher over Peter, tucking him in tight.

However, Peter doesn't keep himself tucked in that way. NO, Clint finds that out when two fingers start to walk up the back of his spine, fingers warm against his skin as Peter had slipped his hand underneath the sleep shirt that Clint's been sporting since the cold spell had hit the city.

The archer finds himself stalling, in fact more than stalling, Clint was actively leaning back as Peter's fingers continue to trace up and down his spine. A few moments he just breathes with the lines drawn on his back until he feels Peter start to spell out words on his back.

What's one missed morning? echoes in the back of his mind, it's a phrase he's thought often since Peter B. Parker has wormed his way into his house and bed.

First, S-T-A-Y is spelt along his spine but Peter doesn't stop there and he had already been convinced. It's thr next thing that Peter starts to write out along his spine as well.

I-W-O-R-K-U-O- and Peter doesn't have to finish that as Clint twists around to go kiss Peter's lips, whose peaked his head out of the blankets and he's looking at Clint with a gaze. He supposes that he could tuck himself back under the blankets.

I'll work you out is what he imagines Peter was implying, and the look in the dork, his dork's eyes was warm, inviting, and Clint likes the idea he was suggesting. He speaks only for Peter, with a whisper as he gets under the covers and lays his body over Peter's. His lips finding his lips again, ❝ And I'll keep you warm. ❞ He promises as his lips go for Peter's throat and Peter's hands are tucked back under his shirt.

This may be his preferred way to get sweaty, he'll thinks later after they have removed their clothes and kissed his way down Peter's body, currently working the both of them out.

[movedto-mastcrmarksman]

@thefleetsfinest sent the MISTLETOE prompt -> 🌿🍒 x how ever many you want to write for however many muses of any combinations of our blogs. <3 -> well obviously there are three combos of babes i am going to start eith, but I might write more little things uwu

For whatever the real reason mistletoe existed, not the literal plant, but the tradition of hanging it in doorways and KISSING whoever was met underneath was one that Clint followed. Now over the years he has accused, with reasons that were false, that he was using this to kiss anyone and everyone. A seasonal form of Hawkeye harassment.

Now he did in fact kiss, and hey come on it was always a cheek kiss with consent, everyone thst would appear underneath where it was hanging. Somewhere along the way over the years he was sure the meaning if mistletoe and kissing was misconstrued but Clint kept with hanging some up. The REAL reason being was it gave him the opportunity and chance to dote affection for the many, MANY important individuals throughout his life. Fellow avengers, friends he otherwise didn't see often, the inner circle of people that at this point in time Clint could not find himself to be able to live without anymore (that was an alarmingly large circle).

It's a lame excuse he knows, but it felt necessary in many cases when he would again cite the other half wasn't easy to dote on or he didn't see often and OH LOOK OPPS before he move to plant a cheek kiss (pending any rejection). Most of which suffered and let Clint away with this. It's the easiest way to hide affection, to show some of that while giving a lame excuse to pass off than having to admit that the archer superhero's heart was a lot bigger than his chest and there were so many that he appreciated.

Now LEONARD MCCOY was someone who in category C of all places in his life. Primarily meaning he was someone whose come into his life and he didn't think he could live without, someone he trusted implicitly would be there for the next several hundred mistakes and failures Clint would make. Someone who would catch him when he fell again and again.

He's like a brother to him, at the beginning a civilian doctor who saw the injuries he occurred after he came back to life. Scrapping together the pieces of what happened to the world after his sacrifice. Captain America gone, his marriage with Bobbi got a whole lot more complicated when he found out she had been some pawn in a long con Skrull invasion (that further robbed of his sense of reality which he had already been grappling against after everything he vaguely couldn't remember eith Wanda). He wore a different suit then, took a different name because Steve Rogers was dead and he hadn't ever been able to admit how much direction in life that man had given him.

Everyone remembers how he antagonize him but came to trust him more than any man he ever before when Clint was young and in his twenties.

Leonard McCoy had been there when he was piecing everything back together. A lost man himself he would later understand and the southern doctor tended to his scrapes and bruises over the hardest years of Clint's life.

The only person he requested to call while awaiting his trial for the killing of Bruce Banner, the only person who saw him before he vanished from New York City when he needed to try to reclaim some sense of reality, of sanity, when he couldn't get the shake out of his hands because he'd remember the weight of what he did for Bruce. The arrow he gave him, the shape and weight memorable. Leonard knew all of that, listened for months as he struggled his way across the country trying to HELP others and himself.

The friend who got the calls from him when he was living LA and felt like life was okay as he watched Kate with pride resurrect a West Coast team.

So catching Leonard under the mistletoe, he had been on the list of someone who needed to be caught under it. Now his sponsor, best friend, the man who helped him with his own recovery, Clint hardly needed an excuse to show him affection. He thought he was quite affectionate but catching Leonard there was an agenda.

It's a the perfect excuse to show the man how much his friendship had value in his life. He's sure that Leonard knew, how could he not and if he didn't? Well, then Clint has really screwed up here.

Either way, he manages to catch Leonard under the mistletoe, recently hang back up for the man's invitation over to his apartment for quality time because he's family more then friend. His fingers curl into the man's right shoulder, bunching up his shirt and keeping him there. ❝ C'mon, it's tradition. You scared of a little green plant, Doc? ❞ He asks before he's going in for the kiss.

Now this was Leonard and the only way to convey how much he means is not slip of the lips on his cheek. He presses his own lips to the corner of Leonard's mouth, half onto his lips. He holds there, kissing the man and he's sure that he understand that this was platonic, that man was his brother and he just needed him to known and feel that love. That he was a cherished friend.

Clint pulls away, his face almost red because he held way longer than others and now knows what flavor of chapstick that Leonard applied. ❝ You kiss Linda with sunscreen flavored lips? ❞ He says when he pulls away, absolutely judging the man before he dips his head.

❝ I love you, buddy. ❞

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more clint verses + notes

if we ship, and you want a verse mention i'll add ya :)

affiliate verse // 616 // good people are like candles they burn themselves up to give others light (crisispider / thefleetsfine / hopeburns) // entangled to a loser like me (crisispider)

616 verses in which Clint is always in a relationship with @/crisispider

same notes as 616

always open to interacting in this verse as clint loves his peter b parker and wants to tell people

Clint and Peter live together in Bed Stuy

They just got engaged

Clint is the bonus stepdad to Mayday Parker

Clint and MJ hang out sometimes

Eventually Clint and Peter'll be adopting a baby Ashley too after they get married

Wurm :))

Peter follows events of the Spider-verse films so that's all canon

actually read this post goes into extreme detail on the Affiliate Verse

616 au // how can i watch you fade (crisispider)

a blindspot inspired au

clint's going blind and not enjoying it

clint's sorry he breaks peter's hearts all the time

616 divergent // ship verse with @/biitchcakes // how many more chances can i have with you (biitchcakes)

open for interacting in this verse

after their first break up due to clint's infidelity as seen in 2012 fraction's

Clint and Jessica would get together again shortly after working together in Secret Avengers (2014)

They would take their next big break, after a heavily canon divergent Civil War 2; Clint still kills Bruce and goes on trial. They kind of break-up / take a break, cause that was one of his girlfriend's best friends

Post Civil War 2, Clint tours America, drinking often and trying to right wrongs with Red Wolf via vigilante justice; while he does this he does call Jessica here and there, sometimes drunk and guilty

Eventually, he returns to New York with a few revelations, and one of them comes at recognizing an alarming relationship with alcohol ; while he back in New York, he asks Jessica and a local superhero doctor Leonard Mccoy (had to sneak him in okay) to help him with sobriety

Kate calls Clint from LA to ask him for his help with something, which leads to Clint deciding while he was in LA to move there and to take the next big chance. ASK JESSICA OUT AGAIN. Now just that, but skip a few steps and ask her to move out to LA with him. She says yes.

Kate's WCA happens, and Clint and Jessica have their own west coast superhero business; they adopt a runaway Beverley Hills kitty cat whose name is Leftovers or LT, they've got a place together, and quite some time

The next "break" that Clint and Jessica take is when they move back to New York, during the time of Devil's Reign and Mayor Fisk; the events of Freefall, Clint's grudge war with the Hood, and taking up the Ronin mantle leads Clint to relapse and realize that he hasn't exactly buried all his issues

Jessica is there to help him in the aftermath, along with Clint's friends that he manages to not burn bridges with

Clint becoming a T-Bolt under Luke Cage, is what leads to round 4 at a relationship with Jessica Drew, and gosh they got Lucky and Leftovers (their two "kids") he should maybe do something about a relationship upgrade with Jessica right?

LEFTOVERS IS CLINT'S SECOND FUR-SON and his favorite cat in the world, Leftovers is also just as much as a Cryptid as his mom JDrew :)) clint has had many a heart attack when these two LOOM over him waiting for food

616 closed // ship w/ @/mr-tony-stark // who shares your burdens (mrtonystark)

a closed 616 verse, inspired by a long running thread (i am getting back to)

where tony stark and clint barton, have a multiple times fling, and tony's the who clint calls at the end of freefall and helps clint with recovery, is his sponsor (and boyfriend) because they are messy

clint and tony are dating, after a 1000 reblogs

tony is raising brandy (that is going well for now)

gonna be exploring tony's relapse

and possibly the tony - emma sham wedding

616 closed // ship w/ @/mr-tony-stark // can we have a chance at this finally (mrtonystark)

a verse where tony and clint adopt an alien baby after her pod reaches earth

vaugely based off our first verse

let the boys be happy

616 closed // ship w/ @/blindbastard // do not hear do not see but know how to feel (blindbastard)

clint and matt !!

centered around hawkeye: freefall

clint knows matt is DD

has to walk the careful dance of not letting his boyfriend know he's ronin

while his boyfriend is actively hunting for ronin

[disneybucks]

Wade laughs, head thrown back and shoulders shaking and his wrist going limp as he coos, "Oh, Petey, you do not wanna know why I'm universe hopping."

He slides up to stand beside him, but in perfect recognition of the baby's angelic sleeping state, Wade's voice drops into a whisper as he brings his lips to Peter's ear.

"And between you and me, if being out here gets a whole bunch of yous just dogpiling me, I can't even say I'd be upset about it."

In fact, the thought of being surrounded by all those Spider-Men (and women, and non-binary folk, and every other identity in-between #Wokepool) makes him sort of giddy. There's nothing like a Spider-Man to make things a proper Marvel adventure-- what more a whole plethora of them? And for something as big as this? Hot diggity, the execs would love it!

<A team-up like this one, my friends, is how you get Sony to jizz money for your franchise and then some.>

"But, hey," Wade continues as he pulls back, "I do stand by my coolest Spider-Man comment. Man, you got balls of fucking steel." Nothing screams confident in my masculinity quite like being fluffy and pink, after all. "If you're gonna be nice enough to ask me to lunch" -- his accent switches quickly, his hands clasped together -- "well, how's a Southern Belle to refuse?"

Wade winds his arm up, then throws it out straight in whatever direction feels right. "Lead the way, mi compadre. And do not be afraid to walk ahead of me."

By the time Peter has realized just exactly what he had done… it was too late.

Way too late.

The problem was however, Wade was making a lot of good points! ( he had no idea what credits had to do with anything or who this ‘fox’ was but he wasn’t about to ask. He knew better.)

“You know they make them in different colors.” If he couldn’t beat ‘em he might as well just join in. If he had been 7 years younger he would never in a million years that Wade Wilson is a friend.. but well? The guy was. A CHAOTIC friend that was gonna get him killed one of these days but a friend none the less.

“Thanks! Little Mayday really pulls off my look, don’tcha think?” Dad life suited him rather well, and though he didn’t have… all of his shit together.. he liked to think he was a semi-functional person.

“Oh yeah? Can’t say I’m surprised.. apparently my disaster energy is a thing shared across the multiverse.” He shrugged, he didn’t think about it too hard. Or more so he couldn’t let himself think about how often he can’t get his life together across millions of universes.

“So you gonna tell me what has you universe hopping? Because techniiiicaaalllly you piss off some very grumpy spiders from other universes who can’t be won over by comedic gold ( Trust me, I’ve tried!) who are definitely gonna want me to stop ya…” and he definitely should be.. trying to do that. ( he is really hoping Miguel doesn’t find out about this one.)

“Maybe over some lunch? Because honestly I’m starved and you REALLY don’t wanna wake May up before she is ready, trust me.”

[inthesp0tlight]

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[inthesp0tlight]

He's right behind her. Snarling, STALKING, those horrible black tendrils menacingly reaching for her from the shadows with every step. She can't breathe, she can't THINK, she can only run for her life. Is there a way OUT of here? If she even makes it to the end of the tunnel... what THEN? Miles had sealed them in like she'd asked, made sure they were alone - god how ARROGANT of her to think she'd be able to get through to him. How naive.

Is that even PETE in there anymore? Or is she going to DIE at the hands of a-

MJ sat BOLT UPRIGHT in bed the minute Peter's hand closed over her shoulder, screaming at the top of her lungs and brushing feverishly at her skin like she was certain traces of the black goo remained. That HE'D been the one to touch her, to catch her, not ... not ...

MJ blinked as tears swum into her eyes, reality starting to cut through her NIGHTMARE. She wasn't in the tunnel, she wasn't even in her own UNIVERSE. She was SAFE, in bed and loved so deeply. AND YET- "I ... I was ... he ..." MJ whimpered, lifting a shaking hand to cover her mouth just before SOBS wracked her body, forcing her to collapse against Peter's strong frame for support.

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"Mhmph?" He felt the rustling FIRST, and then it was followed by a SCREAM. That had Peter flipped over in a HEARTBEAT, his hands reaching out to gently reach for her shoulders. "Shhh Shhhhhh hey hey.. shhh hey.. M..come back to me.." His voice was SOFT & GENTLE, not wanting to STARTLE her more than the nightmare already had.

[marvelousjj]

"That...Actually would make me worried I also don't know how to read. Guess the whole master spy training discounts that..."

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“I’m not convinced I know how to read, I’ve just memorized a lot of words.”