#TNFRDTA

[wastingyourgum]

[ramsaybaggins]

Truly this season has been one for us Rhys Appreciators. Apprhysiators, if you will.

GOD HE LOOKED SO HOT THE WHOLE FUCKING TIME

[mxmollusca]

As we all know, 43% of Rhys Darby's charm is follicular.

We here at the Totally Normal for Rhys Darby Tumblr Association know this because we've studied it. We have authored numerous, qualitative, longitudinal projects to examine the relationship between factors such as general disarray, the apparent presence or absence of styling products, length, color, and era, as well as the effect these factors have on what we call the Darby Derangement Level™. We have concluded that the following configurations provoke exceedingly high levels of Derangement. You have been warned.

[bucketsofodo13]

[funforahermit]

I'm starting the Totally Feral For Rhys Darby Tumblr Association, for people who DON'T want to bite him, shake him, push him down a hill, or inflict various other creative ways of bullying on him

not because I'm judging those urges but simply because I don't share them and I feel alone

Join me if you would let him step on you, or bring him coffee, or massage his feet, let's go unhinged in the other direction

Just an alternative approach, not a rivalry. I know there are people who swing both ways.

[charie-caphine]

One of the differences between Rhys Darby and Stede Bonnet is that the former knows exactly how wildly sexually attractive he is and is not afraid to use it for evil*.

*I've been personally victimised.

[vonlipwig]

absolutely devastated to report that we could have been listening to Rhysently Granted's disrespectful song about wanting to fuck the queen over the jubilee weekend instead of having stupid street parties

[tabbystardust]

Hey TNFRDTA people, anyone got high res pics of shirtless Rhys?

It's for science. 😉

[bibliotheksbewohnerin]

I posted 935 times in 2022

That's 383 more posts than 2021!

98 posts created (10%)

837 posts reblogged (90%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@appleteeth

@vonlipwig

@ilikesallydonovan

@t-t-kreischwurst

@do-you-have-a-flag

I tagged 701 of my posts in 2022

Only 25% of my posts had no tags

#ofmd - 204 posts

#esc - 38 posts

#rhys darby something sometime take me now - 35 posts

#rhys darby - 17 posts

#:d - 13 posts

#the cryptid factor - 8 posts

#<3 - 8 posts

#tnfrdta - 7 posts

#about me - 6 posts

#me - 6 posts

Longest Tag: 140 characters

#remember when the showrunners just absolutely made fun of the fans for liking a thing? and for seeing the queerbait that they had put there?

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

we overused "unprecedented times" in this pandemic, when only now it truly fits

126 notes - Posted May 15, 2022

#4

a lorry has gotten stuck on the tracks of the harbour railway in Kiel...guess what container it was carrying...

Jup, Evergreen.

See the full post

238 notes - Posted August 24, 2022

#3

fucking finally!!!!

877 notes - Posted June 24, 2022

#2

nice.

918 notes - Posted July 15, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

tumblr is trending on twitter EVERYONE HIDE

50,696 notes - Posted April 25, 2022

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[wastingyourgum]

Why I'm not entirely thrilled about DJenks joining Tumblr

[ramsaybaggins]

*HIGH PITCHED SCREAMING*

[mxmollusca]

I'm getting pretty restless in my enclosure. Someone please throw me a dilf. Y'know, for enrichment

I just wanna bat him around a lil bit

[bucketsofodo13]

I call this gifset....Pierre the Duck and His Wet and Sometimes Pathetic Father (Who is Also Very Hot). Part 2

[funforahermit]

I made it, I am on discord now (woohoo?)

[charie-caphine]

Every time I come across a post where a bunch of people (the good and discerning folks of tnfrdta, basically) froth at the mouth over Rhys Darby — and happily, I come across a lot of such posts — my brain has to announce "and in that moment, we were all Blackbeard".

[ramsaybaggins]

New Rhys video on YouTube!