#Teddy Ted

[shvmblr]

TICK-TOCK TEDDYBEAR!

Ted better start running..

[yourlocalabomination]

Hey, Dickhead!

*smashes your face in with a crowbar*

[bethfuller]

late for work.

find me on instagram!

[spxranza]

Literally Time Bastard

[mister-sandwich]

mmmfkksksmmsmmMMOKAY. Like 5 minutes into the new episode and I’m already being fed I fear-

[waywardted]

Total football.

[babies-blues]

bricked up

you always get him ‘excited’

contents; ted’s hard (all the time), kissing, innuendos, female reader (all my stuff is, but this is obviously afab)

authors note; my tiktok fyp loves me, dude. i’ll post this and then get the req’s done (as soon as possible). let me know if i should make a part 2 sometime (this is all i can muster while being this sick)

he pulled into the parking lot of the grocery store, his hand still firmly planted on your thigh. you lean over to kiss him, noticing how his face blushes immediately.

when you go to open your car door, he grabs your arm and pulls you back to sit down.

“give me 5 minutes…” he mumbles, shame evident in his voice. your eyes travel down and notice his hard-on tenting against his shorts

“oh, ted…”

you were both laying in bed, distracted by your phones. ted was messaging schlatt about plans to meet up the next day and you were busy finding photos from the past few days to post.

the tapping of your nails ceased for a few moments than usual, and ted noticed. he looked over his shoulder to see a photo of you on the beach, taken yesterday. what wasn’t helping his situation was the fact that you were wearing one of the bikinis that he loved on you.

his hand immediately flew to the front of his sleep shorts to try and conceal his hard-on and relieve himself a little.

he texts schlatt a quick ‘let’s talk about this again in an hour, okay?’

he sat at the kitchen counter while you made breakfast, his plate empty and waiting. his hair was messier from sleep, his face was slightly puffy, and his pyjamas were wrinkled around his chest and knees.

he watched you move around, admiring your messy bedhead and still-sleepy face, his gaze unashamedly moving to admire your body. he got too carried away and didn’t notice that you were already putting pancakes on his plate.

and certainly didn’t notice the tightness of his pants.

“i’ll have a shower after this, is that okay?” he says, as casually as possible.

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[arttuff]

classy gay little bug ?

[sweetlycharlotte]

my second and final work for this year’s @hatchetfield-bang !! it was so rad to work on this project too!!!

companion piece to when everything feels heavy, i've learned to travel light!

[callmedylan]

I have no mouth and I must scream gone WOKE!!!! /silly

guys my friend and me came up with a crack ship which is

pre-events Benny x Ted and it started out as a joke but now it isn’t a joke anymore I love them.

pls don’t send me death threats 💔💔💔💔

[pineappical]

idk what else to call this other than "Ted" (the movie with the teddy bear coming to life) AU or something 😭😭

[fandomfrolics]

soft sad Ted in S3 (first half)

[clown-called-jangles]

[jerrythebug]

When you think of me remember to smile

[iamademigodandwizard]

Why don’t we ever talk about how hard it must have been for andromeda after the war? Like her husband, daughter, and son in law, died and she just keeps going? Like miss girl is so strong for that

[jshattmypants]

giving ted nivison a blowjob while he edits 😍

nsfw MDNI NOW!!

you looked at ted sitting at his desk, he was now on his 4th hour of editing the barbie video. he kept playing the same clip over and over, visibly stressed at having to edit all of this footage. you walked up to the back of his chair, placing your hands on his shoulders.

“sweetheart, you need to take a break.”

“no, y/n. the deadline is only a week away and i have so much to do. i’m sorry hon.”

you frowned, rubbing his shoulders. he folded into your touch, letting out a groan.

“ugh, my shoulders hurt so badly.”

he pulled away from your touch, straightening his back.

“i need to work.”

he went back to his focus being on the computer. you sighed, but then had an amazing idea to get his attention. you crawled under the desk, looking up at him to make sure his eyes were still on his computer. you moved your hands silently to his bulge, finally getting his gaze on you.

“y/n, please i need to work.”

“i won’t distract you.”

“you know you always will.”

he leaned into your touch again as you undid his belt and his fly, his hard cock springing out of his boxers.

“god, y/n. this is what you do to me.”

“i know.” you giggled.

you took hold of his throbbing cock, licking a stripe up from the base, all the way to his tip.

“mmmfuck baby,” he moaned out, tilting his head back.

you took his length all the way down, and the went up again a couple times before taking his cock out of your mouth and sliding your hand up and down it.

“mmmmhm yes i can’t focus on editing with that perfect mouth.” ted rambled a string of incoherent words, mostly mhhhms and ughhhs. you took him back into your mouth, going all the way until his tip hit the back of your throat.

“yes baby do that again ‘mmmmmhm”

you slid your mouth up and down his shaft a couple times, before his hips were bucking into your mouth and doing your job for you.

“yes, oh fuck y/n i’m cumming mhm yes baby.”

you slip his cock out of your mouth and let him blow his cum all over your spit ridden face.

“good girl, y/n. i’m not editing anymore, i need to be inside you.”

“i’d be fine with that.” you smiled as he pulled you up off your knees and pulled you into the bedroom you shared.

to be continued??