#Thank y’all sm kisses 😘

[creepytoes88]

Headcannon Neteyam eats alot 💀

@cinetrix ofc I love this image so damn much

Warnings : non lol sfw n all kinda short and idk if I did a head cannon right but TAAAADAAAA anyways

So let’s start off with the Na’vi people are just big being’s anyways so obviously they eat a lot much more then any human could dream.

Much more tht Neteyam well he eats more the any other grown man in the clan.

He grew up in the clan around his people so it’s more of a on going joke at this point about how does he even have any room left in his skinny body ya know.

When he was just born he would constantly cry Mo’at would simply say “my eywa he’s just hungry again” like so confused she’s delivered hundreds of babies and helped raise even more then that, but Neteyam was just a bottomless pit it seemed.

Jake and Neytiri couldn’t keep him from solid food as soon as he could crawl he was snatching food off plates and fruit out of baskets so what did Jake do? What any natural human would do, as that’s the only example he has at that point in his life.

He put it on the table and he truly believed he had handled the problem, unfortunately that just prompted the excited baby Neteyam to climb up the chair legs and on to the table as quite and quickly as can be.

Jake turned around and about had an out of body experience from the shock running through his body place Neteyam back on the floor just for him to repeat it this time right in front of his fathers watching eyes.

That was certainly the last thing he expected from his year and half old baby boy so they did start him a bit early on solids lol. He grew so did the the hunger, so for the first 6 years of his life he was as “chubby”as a Navi child can be of course that didn’t last long seeing as not only did he have a growth spurt very shortly after turning six but he began training.

Eventually him into the tall, slender, strong, and sexy Warrior he is today always providing well for the clan with hunting and gathering but of course the only thing he gets in trouble for beside the trouble his siblings bring in his rather peaceful(I CAN DREAM) life.

When the hunting party is out he has a bad habit of bringing snacks lol just a few small fruits or some dried meats his grandmother keeps in bulk for him at all times for her growing young Warrior.

Not only does it attract other predators lurking in the forest that are definitely not friends it. Drives. Jake. fucking. batty.

He gets so fucking angry when the forest is completely silent and all he can hear his son fucking struggling to eat a whole slim Jim (Jake refuses to call it anything else) in one bite without alerting anyone around him.

After moving to the reef and finding a whole new world of food options he was so fat n full after the first meal the family were a wee bit embarrassed.

Neteyam definitely had his fair share making others in their new clan stare in shock right up until you popped up the clan chef really you just organized meals in the clan and we’re in charge of the gathering of fruits and vegetables as well as medicine good leaves and vines for clothes and shelter supplies.

All you saw was ur kinda man for cooking was a great past time of yours loving to create new thing and find new spices and turn sour berries into sweet treats even tho the other women on the reaf just didn’t quite get it to you he was amazing.

His mysterious ways making him impossible to read other then the fact he clearly loves the food you would bring him and him simply returning the plate or bowl with shells and flowers spewed on top little did you know you’d be cooking for him everynight and definitely every meal after you all return to the forest but this time as his mate ❤️

Taglist: @prettiestplanetarian (I’m only gonna tag you in this one cus you said to but I can tag you in others if you want lol anyways thank you for the support without knowing what to expect 💋💋)

[fishtankwater]

Good morning! could u do kazuichi nsfw alphabet :) gn or fem reader plsss and pref top reader have a nice day :D

OH THANK FUCK I FINALLY GOT A REQUEST

I was getting so bored waiting on one 😭

Uh anyway Tysm to this anon

AND HOLY SHIT I HAVE RSV. I AHVE A BABY VIRUS. A BABY VIRUS. SOBBING

Anyway my bad for ranting

Kazuichi souda x GN!Reader

CW- nsfw shit that’s it idk what to put here anymore 😭🤛🏻

Currently listening- Dumb Dick

A-Aftercare

Bro…Kaz would give so many kisses and praise the SHIT out of you. But if you degraded him he would need praise cuz let’s be honest he would think it’s true and probs cry

Also he’ll probably struggle to know what you want and ask 2663825372 questions. PLEASE shower with him after he wants it. Do it. You know you want to

B-Body part

Him- his muscles 💀

I forget he’s muscular sometimes it’s genuinely so weird to think abt. But PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SQUEEZE HIS BICEPS he loves it sm.

You- let’s be honest. The titties if u have em if not you chest in general

That whole vicinity is just chefs kiss to him If you have tits he will put his hands up ur shirt and squeeze them while cuddling and he’d probs calm them his “best friends” 💀

C- Cum

The first time he came as a kid he probably got scared cuz he didn’t know what it was and called his dad and was like “HELPPP” 😭. Ok I’m sorry for bullying him

His cum is probably sweet with a salty aftertaste if that makes sense and he cums a small amount so uh savor it while you can 😘

D-Dirty secret

Bro has so many pics of you naked in his camera roll he also records your moans/whimpers while y’all fuck tbh

AND HE SAVES EVERY VIDEO OF YOU HE CAN FIND he will become a professional stalker the second y’all become intimate or start dating

E-Experience

Unpopular opinion but I think he has a decent amount of experience like— not with women with the men AND HE WILL STILL DENY TAHT HE IS BISEXUAL “no I only did it because I was bored” AHHAHAHSHSHSJSHSJ

F-Favorite position

Please ride him. Please. Do it

OR SUCK HIM OFF IN THE SHOWER SUDHEHDHDBDJHE

“D-darlin-A-ah!”

STOP I CANT BRWTAHE

G- Goof Off

Depends what mood he’s in like sometimes he’ll be chillin laid back not caring how he acts and sometimes he’ll be stressed and just want to love you n shit

H- Hair

Def dyed his pubes pink LMAO

but there’s little to nonexistent hair

J-Jack off

Always thinks of you when it happens cuz he’s too embarrassed to ask for your help (poor baby)

L- Location

Anywhere anytime you ask he provides 💀

He prefers the bed to shower tho tbh

M-Motivation

Anything you do lol

But specifically seeing ur thighs, ass, or seeing you change or the thought of you showering like you being naked he has a urge to come in there with you tbh

N-Nuhuh

No hurting you bedsides a lil biting and maybe spanking. He also doesn’t wanna degrade you like he loves you and has no reason to think otherwise. Also other than overstim and biting he doesn’t wanna be hurt like bro 😔

O- Oral

Giver 💪🏻

Bro…the only time he will EVER overstim u is during oral like 😍 he loves your taste he can’t help it

When receiving he will buck his hips squirm whimper and cry tbh like out of happiness like it feels so good he can’t help it

P- Pace

Slow and steady wins the race

Bro will edge himself he doesn’t wanna go fast n hurt you to rush for it to be over he lovessss making love to you

Q- Quickies

“NOT HAPPENING!” -kazuichi souda

R-Risk

YES bro if your ok with it he will do it

He loves having public sex sm

S-Stamina

As long as you want him to go he will go

Wanna go for 5 hours? Ok bet he may not have much stamina that’s why he loves riding or cowgirl

T-Toy

Nope nada nee

HE wants to pleasure YOU not some toy

U-Unfair

No he would never but when you tease him he gets so shocked like jaw dropped to the floor but he loves it it’s like OSNHECSHSGHEHBRHEJHEH

V-Volume

WHIMPER-ER

Bro when he does moan he will moan so loudly too like are you trying to get the neighbors to call the cops on us??

W- Wild card

He gets jealous of gundham and pulls you aside to fuck the shit out of you like one of the only times he ever told you is when he’s jealous

X-X-Ray

I watched a video on yt that gives headcannon dog their dick size and tbh it seems kind of accurate his was 5 inches which I think it would maybe like that or 6 inch anywhere between 5-6 inches tbh (6inch= 15.24 centimeters 5inch= 12.7 centimeters for my non American people)

Y-Yearning

He’s horny 24/7/365 ok shut up

Z-ZZZZZZZ

He will be tired but try to stay awake to eat drink take a shower and then he’s out 😘

[wannaseewhatshangin]

Omg thank you sm for doing my request 🫶🏻

What are like some headcannons with the boys dating someone who’s more of a follower than a leader if that makes sense?

Of course bae! And I get what you mean ❤️

Darry

He got it all under control.

This mf in charge any damn way 💀

But he always ask if you have an idea or opinion

If you don’t have an idea or opinion he’ll just go “okay that’s perfectly fine.” With a kiss on the cheek 🤭

Dallas

Dallas.my sweet sweet Dallas. This boy has no shame

If you have an idea he’ll tell everyone to shut up so you can say it. “Y’all shut up! My lady has something to say! Go ahead babe.”

It’s so cute honestly ☺️🤭

Sodapop

Cute babyy

He ALWAYS makes other options for you!

Even if you didn’t ask!

“We can also go to the movies if you want.”

This sweet baby 😭🤭

Twobit

Either way you both agree on something

If the gang doesn’t want to do what you guys want? Y’all do it together without them but you meet up with them after.

He adores you and your little opinions! 😘

Johnny

He’s not much of a leader either tbh

But he always takes notice in what you want if he can’t think of anything.

This kid is literally around you 24/7 (and all the others) 🤭😘

If you don’t have an opinion he will also list other options

Ponyboy

This baby will list like a million options for you

And if you have an idea? he is all ears

Don’t feel comfortable going somewhere? He will stay home with you

This kid does whatever you want to do and has no shame whatsoever about it 🥰

[mildkleptomaniac]

Write write a list of what dating JJ involves 😘 love your work

thank you sm! here is what it would be like to date JJ Maybank

𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗝𝗝 𝗠𝗮𝘆𝗯𝗮𝗻𝗸

jj strikes me as the kind of guy to call you with pet names. 

babe, babes, beautiful, hot thing, etc

he loves to play with your hair, just as much as he loves you playing with his hair

i can imagine him falling asleep on your chest as you run your hands through his hair

but also he enjoys twirling his fingers around your hair

he also would have a hair pulling kink. one of lovely mutual suggested this idea to me and now i can’t stop thinking about it. thank you riley.

y’all fuck like rabbits. y’all the energizer bunny.  he is kinky and just...you go for it all. but y’all have sweet sex too, no doubt. still energizer bunnies.

dating jj probably either means two things

you balance him out with all his antics 

or you join him in all his antics

or both

if you were to wear one of jj’s shirts around him--it’s not staying on you for long. especially his muscle tanks? off.

he also strikes me as the kind of boyfriend to sneak through your window in the middle of the night. like, your parents would love him either way. but he just thinks its more fun to climb through the window. 

jj is definitely a handsy kind of dude. but when you’re in public, he always has he hand on you--but not always sexually. whether it be his hand on your thigh/knee, holding your hand, kisses on your shoulder/forehead/back of your hand, maybe your legs stretched out in his lap, knees always touching---you’re just always touching. 

dating him would also be full of laughter....just....non stop laughing. you fuel his humor and he fuels you. 

obviously there will be serious moments. 

when he tells you about his dad, you just hold him through the night. you always let him know that you are there for him. 

if you were also sad about anything, he would do anything to see you smile.  

he would teach you how to surf if you didn’t know already. and if you already knew how, he would have surfing competitions with you to see who can catch the most waves, who can do tricks. 

i also imagine little beach picnic dates. just snacking on the beach.

if you both manage to wake up early enough, you love to watch the sunrise together. 

during season 1 events....this boy is protective over you. 

he swears people will have to go through him before they touch you

going onto the tannyhill property to go into the well--he was petrified. like you’re upstairs with kie and sarah knowing this women will murder them if they get discovered--he should be there for her. 

when JJ got the gun---you weren’t exactly thrilled that he was waving it around like no one’s business

but also at one point if you were to hold the gun, jj would be so turned on.

many nights at the boneyard, dancing together and sharing drinks. 

many nights smoking together, especially on the hammock and relaxing and looking at the stars in the sky. 

any time y’all had a boat day, it would lead to the two of you showering together at the end of the day. 

when you two shower together, he loves it when you wash his hair. you just...massage it so well.

other times, you fuck. 

and most times, you both get caught--which leads to being ridicule afterwards. 

both typically covered in hickeys. 

whenever JJ gets a job, sometimes you would drop off a joint at work. best girlfriend ever. 

sometimes he would let you hear his baseball caps. 

....but also? you and kie made friendship bracelets for all the pogues, but then you make a matching one for you and jj. he wears it every day and never takes it off. 

if rafe/topper/kelce ever looks your way....they’re dead meat. like, jj doesn’t even like the idea of them breathing the same air as you. your his girlfriend and they need to back up. 

and then if you have a job, he would visit you all the time at work. sometimes he is sweet and drops you off a lunch or a drink, maybe lets you hit his juul, but then sometimes he comes in and bombards you--asking you for items that arent on the menu or products you don’t sell. 

whenever one of you guys get drunk, you take care of each other. jj would be more of the flirty one, becomes more touchy, clings onto you. you would lack a filter, be slightly clumsy. 

all the pogues know you two are the perfect fit for each other. you two seem to get each other on a different wave length than anyone could ever comprehend. iconic duo of the outer banks.

taglist: @abbyg217@taylathornton@lemur46@urdadsapussy@webmeupspiderdaddy @rosarosse

[yagamisdiary]

bruh I love ur chapter titles like dark red wine, leap of faith, THE FIRE BETWEEN US…when the sun rises chefs kiss🫦😘

thank you!! i was trying something new and i love it sm, i would love to show y’all the other chapter names but it kinda gives it away 🥴