#That goft exchange was a trip

[mrmushroom1031]

I have this lobster that I won at a white elephant gift exchange last year and I named him Gerry and after listening to The Magnus Archives I can't see him the same w/o thinking of Gerard

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you know what i really want but am not sure i’m talented enough to write???

so basically set in season 3, the pack starts to isolate stiles, makes him feel unwanted, lots of #scottisabadfriend because well, i don’t like him. anyway derek the alpha sets up a meeting with the alpha pack in hopes to get erica and boyd back, and no one tells stiles. stiles being stiles finds out anyway, shows the fuck up. now, stiles is a spark, pretty strong not fully in control but enough. the packs are talking, derek is being rude, stiles steps forward. stiles situates himself between both packs, bows formally to Deucalion, then raises his hand (like to shake his) but instead deuc brings it up and presses a kiss to his knuckles, and both packs are kinda like ?????? but stiles spark says otherwise and shows him how deuc lost his eye sight (how gerard killed one of his pack members, blinded him, then killed all the hunters with him to pack it look like deuc did) them it shows how deuc’s second tried to kill him for power and deuc only killed him to protect himself, but that extra power let him see using his wolf-y eyes, and he kept going in a Peter Hale-esque insanity trip. so stiles is all taken aback, like hmm ur not totally evil u had a super shit deal !! so stiles is like ‘can i ask a favour?’ 'well that depends on the favour’ 'trust me?’ and there’s like dead ass fucking silence until slowly deuc nods, so stiles takes a step forward, lightly grabbing both of the older mans hands, trailing his own up the mans arms, over his shoulders and neck, up his face. Stiles gently begins to lift deucs glasses off but deuc immediately grabs stiles wrists pretty tight but stiles just shushes him, rubs circles into the mans checks until he lets go, then stiles pushes the glasses to the top of deucs head. stiles lightly runs his fingers over the mans face, tracing the scars and fluttering his fingers over the mans eyelids. he reaches for his spark, urging it to the surface and pressing a soft kiss between his eyes, pushes as much fucking magical intent he possibly can. deuc gasps loudly, and stiles says 'i can’t give you your vision, but you’re eyes will never cause you pain again’ (cause the injury has literally ALWAYS hurt) and deuc is nods, pushes he glasses back down and presses a kiss to stiles forehead and mumbles a thank you they both step back and all of derek’s pack is growling and Deuc says, “Alpha Hale, I offer you a trade. Beta Vernon Boyd and Beta Erica Reyes in exchange for Spark Stiles Stilinski” and the real fucking kicker derek says yes, doesn’t hesitate actually. and suddenly a second twin (the pack had no knowslde of the alpha pack unlike stiles who had known all the members duh) brings them and cora !!!!! forward. they’re passed forward and as they pass stiles moves to join deuc, but erica grabs him and whispers a thank you, for saving her from Gerard duh. once stiles is standing close to deuc again, he presses a kiss to the mans cheek(cause ok stiles is hot he knows it he’s ran around with wolves for like a solid year, he’s no longer acct scrawny he’s lithe and twinkish) and whispers is deucs ear, you can give me gerard’s heart as your first courting gift, links arms with kali, and turns away. as their walking he says, 'if you give me time, i’ll do everything i can to find your child’ she just nods the pack follows them , at some point he lets kali go, goes over to deuc and interlaces their fingers and leans into the man, 'i gotta tell me dad i’m leaving, ans about werewolves, so that’ll be fun.’ 'tomorrow night, sweetheart’ 'yeah, yeah, whatever. you better me a cuddler, mister’ deuc just laughs, 'for you dear boy, i’m sure i can manage’

anyway why do i want this?? i have no fucking idea. essentially i think all the alphas have tragic backstorkes (not ennis, ennis is a stupid fuck whose dumb but his brother and father were both murdered by hunters and his pack tried to kill him when he came back cause he was unde their protection, and ennis and stiles dad actually become good friends and go for bears together and watch baseball games together) and basically he whips deuc into being a great alpha and even better boyfriend, finds kali’s child (who is just shy of two) and is still in foster care (jennifer had stolen the baby after the birth and told kali it had died but kali had always felt the bond) and so kali becomes a dutiful mother (jk she’s super bad at most things but stiles is a fucking baby whisperer and teaches her). aiden and ethan just want a friend, so that’s what he is. he goes dancing with them, and takes them to lunch and plays video games and helps them study for school work and is just nice , they’ve never had that before.

I DONT KMOW I JUST WANT STILES TO DOMESTICATE THE ALPHA PACK AND HAVE A NICE, OFFICAL COURTSHIP WITH DEUC WHO TAKES HIM ON DATES AND BUYS HIM TREATS AND NICE GOFTS AND OS A GOOD GOOD BOYFRIEND WHO LETS STILES CUDDLE HKM ALL THE TIME, LIKE EVEN WHEN THEYRE GROCERY SHOPPING AND STILES LITERALLY JUMPS ONTO HIS BACK AND WRAPS AROUND THE MAN LIKE A KOALA DEUC JUSY GOES ALONG WITH IT LIKE 'aww my cute lil human’ AND ITS JUTS NOCE AND PURE AND THE OLD PACK CAN FUCK OFF YA KNOW