#The Audio Tour Guide

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

AI Bracket — Round 2

Propaganda

Imogen (Stellar Firma):

#IMOGEN 💥💥💥💥💥 #she invented a guy to just put them in situations that she couldnt do herself bcs she is . an ai . #she gave this guy to the most horrific man known to anyone and the only help she gave him was . giving him almost the same rights as humans #not according to anyone else but to her yeah #shes an ai who didn't want to work for big evil human corp so she made a guy who could let her not do that #i love her sm #i cannot hear the words ' watch it buster ' without thinking of her #shes soooooo <33333 #man i should relisten to stellar firma i miss her

The Audio Tour Guide AKA Mistholme (The Mistholme Museum of Mystery, Morbidity, and Mortality):

The ATG is a sentient museum audio tour guide for a museum full of spooky artifacts. It is both completely lovely and kind of bitchy

Sentient AI who is a real sweetie. Got pulled into too many adventures after the museum went on lockdown. Gives tours most of the time but is also the museum now and oversees daily goings on

A magic/tech hybrid AI exploring its own personhood and sentience as it grows. Could easily take over the museum it has become a part of but is a very kind soul. Most demanding it has ever been was convincing its friend to pat a cat for it.

It's a tour guide in an alternatural museum. After facing some challenges and dealing with huge problems, guide learns new things about itself and the world around it and makes new friends. Its woe is trusting people (or not only people), forgetting that they might have bad intentions. Guide is the bestest friend ever.

Where do I even begin? The Guide literally exists on those audio tour devices, go look it up its so cute. It had to deal with its growing sentience and new emotions basically on its own. Was treated terribly by the human museum staff and it had to basically debate them until they accepted its new-found personhood (but it still uses it/its yayy)(the staff have since apologized for their actions and treat it equally now). At some point it was hooked up to the museum mainframe which was supposed to be temporary, but as it turns out The Guide is actually great at running the museum and would like to stay this way. This eventually leads to a small identity crisis since it now sees itself as the museum itself, and its consciousness and responsibilities are a lot grander than when it was just a tiny little tour device. But it's figuring that out, and it still likes being the museum, thus The Guide also counts as a sapient location! It becomes besties with a creepy bloodthirsty creature because they share the struggle of being constantly dehumanized. It fucked around with the fae and found out. It has to deal with time travel bullshit. It loves cats! It got to hang out with the embodiment of knowledge itself. And did I mentioned that throughout all of this it still gives museum tours to guests?!! what a cool guy!

Guide my beloved <3 (platonic)

[jetlaggingbehind]

for the last week of mistholme may, i'm finally posting this ux design project i did here!! its essentially a website design for the mistholme museum in-universe, and though it isn't perfect i'm really proud of how it came out ^_^ thank you to the mistholme server for being such a cool bunch when i originally posted this there :]

some pics are censored bc i took them myself, but hey its not not museum funkiness

the disclaimer section is actually up to date up until roughly early s6!! totally worth the effort imo

the weird video file sizes is bc i didnt standardise it and barely tested it but it's fine we ball (said with much stress)

michael afton is there bc it was the first filler name i could think of and i didnt end up changing it, apologies to the, if real, head of patronage

godfrey audio guide mention! i like the idea of them being a partner to the mistholme museum its cool

crystal skull my beloved, always destined to be incomplete

most buttons dont work regretfully, youll just have to admire the pretty text

the social media section contains weverse (social media for kpop stars) bc my sister thought it would be funny and it was hilarious to think abt kpop star guide

heres one more extra vid if yall r interested haha

[snarky-wallflower]

I have a lot of feelings about how the first time the Guide found out its true name, it was immediately used to hurt it.

just...that's the first name that was completely its own that it ever had. because Guide has always seemed more like a job description to me, even if we do shorten it to make it more of a name. and when it was first called Mistholme, that was immediately used to stifle it. and even after that, that name was used to control it for MONTHS! to keep it quiet, to make sure the truth of what happened didn't get out. its own name, something that should have only been the Guide's has never been used in a positive way for it.

How could you ever look at your own name in the -- I can't even say the same way, because that was the first time -- in a good way, ever, after that?

[icantseepurple]

Well, I’m in a drawing mood and I just finished season 4 episode 4, so here are beast, an eagle, and a guide.

[valeriapryanikova]

audio tour guide <3

[ranik-a]

The fundamental contradiction in life and philosophy that I’m currently dealing with is that I detest commercial AI and the way western technology is creating AI to replace human joy and connections while pushing people deeper into meaningless, unfulfilling, and ultimately uncompensated labor, but at the same time, anytime someone tries to deny the animacy and realness and personhood of mistholme guide I am ready to absolutely throw hands and cut a bitch

[ghosteso]

You don’t understand I rotate them constantly in my head. This is their new home now

[biwonderland98]

Monstrous Agonies episode 69

[lorientours]

God I love the Guide being a little shit. Imagine you’re the head of restoration and you’re undergoing some sort of crisis and the all of a sudden sentient AI that is now the museum you work for is trolling you.

[the-worm-wiggles]

Not to be an aroace autistic it/its pronouns haver on main but damn, The Audio Tour Guide is kinda relatable

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

AI Bracket — Round 1

Propaganda

Fan (Red Odyssey):

Tragic moon rover <3

The Audio Tour Guide AKA Mistholme (The Mistholme Museum of Mystery, Morbidity, and Mortality):

The ATG is a sentient museum audio tour guide for a museum full of spooky artifacts. It is both completely lovely and kind of bitchy

Sentient AI who is a real sweetie. Got pulled into too many adventures after the museum went on lockdown. Gives tours most of the time but is also the museum now and oversees daily goings on

A magic/tech hybrid AI exploring its own personhood and sentience as it grows. Could easily take over the museum it has become a part of but is a very kind soul. Most demanding it has ever been was convincing its friend to pat a cat for it.

It's a tour guide in an alternatural museum. After facing some challenges and dealing with huge problems, guide learns new things about itself and the world around it and makes new friends. Its woe is trusting people (or not only people), forgetting that they might have bad intentions. Guide is the bestest friend ever.

Where do I even begin? The Guide literally exists on those audio tour devices, go look it up its so cute. It had to deal with its growing sentience and new emotions basically on its own. Was treated terribly by the human museum staff and it had to basically debate them until they accepted its new-found personhood (but it still uses it/its yayy)(the staff have since apologized for their actions and treat it equally now). At some point it was hooked up to the museum mainframe which was supposed to be temporary, but as it turns out The Guide is actually great at running the museum and would like to stay this way. This eventually leads to a small identity crisis since it now sees itself as the museum itself, and its consciousness and responsibilities are a lot grander than when it was just a tiny little tour device. But it's figuring that out, and it still likes being the museum, thus The Guide also counts as a sapient location! It becomes besties with a creepy bloodthirsty creature because they share the struggle of being constantly dehumanized. It fucked around with the fae and found out. It has to deal with time travel bullshit. It loves cats! It got to hang out with the embodiment of knowledge itself. And did I mentioned that throughout all of this it still gives museum tours to guests?!! what a cool guy!

[jetlaggingbehind]

i missed a lot of mistholme month cause i got swamped with work but hey i got this doodle page!! wahaha

my queen design's based off of nicky642's art from the discord bc it was gorgeous ;u;

[snarky-wallflower]

Finally catching up on the new Mistholme season - and someone save the Guide from being told it has a "crush", it's way too aro for this.

[chickncasserol]

I am BEGGING my tma/tmagp lovers to give a listen to the mistholme museum of mystery morbidity and mortality - eldrich horror? yes. cursed/ultranatural items? yes. a (canonically(?)) autistic main character who's increasing self awareness is both amusing and entirely relatable? yes.

ITS SO GOOD TRUST ME - and deserves a bigger following because it is genuinely SO well done -

[valeriapryanikova]

Do I not strike you as... Beastly? 

s4e4 of The Mistholme Museum

[icantseepurple]

Just a Mother and an Audio Tour Guide.

Found a new podcast I love, called “THE MISTHOLME MUSEUM OF MYSTERY, MORBIDITY, AND MORTALITY”. I am only on season 3 but I highly recommend it to anyone who likes podcasts. The scene above is pulled from season 3 episode 5.