#This counts as an incorrect quote right?😂

[gridanian-red-mage]

The Darkness of Toto-Rak--Part 2/2

If she had a gil for every time she was surrounded by darkness to fight something summoned by an Ascian, she'd have two gil. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice. (For now.)

She's got this, though.👍👍

[a-local-idiots-shitpost]

72 and a bunch of incorrect quotes

might be a bit to much but should still be right and man I don't even want to count all of my shitposts😂

[suchanldiot]

I’m rereading the historical fandom gem Adventures with Cora Mills (which is canon imo, no one can change my mind). So I thought it would be fun to do a few of these incorrect quotes in that universe:

Regina: WHY. why did you give Cora a KNIFE?!
Emma: I’m sorry. They said they felt unsafe.
Regina: Now I feel unsafe!
Emma: I’m sorry.
Emma: ... would you like a knife?

Emma: Regina and I don’t use pet names. 
Cora: I see. Hey, what do bees make? 
Emma: Honey? 
Regina: Yes, dear? 
Emma: 
Cora: Don't ever lie to my face again.

Emma: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth? 
Regina: You’re a hazard to society 
Cora: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

Regina: I trust Emma.
Cora: You think she knows what she’s doing?
Regina: I wouldn't go that far.

Henry: Is stabbing someone immoral? 
Cora: Not if they consent to it. 
Regina: Depends who you’re stabbing. 
Emma: YES?!?

Regina: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Emma: Several traffic violations.
Cora: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Snow: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Henry: Also, that’s not our car.

Regina: I know you snuck out last night, cora . 
Emma: Play dumb! 
Cora : Who's Cora ? 
Emma: NOT THAT DUMB!!!

Emma: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Cora : Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
Regina: In that case, we're definitely lost.

Emma: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Regina : Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
Cora: In that case, we're definitely lost.

Cora: Listen, I can explain... 
Regina : You’re making $500,000 and you’re only gonna pay me $30,000? 
Emma: You’re getting 30 grand? I’m getting $1,000! 
Snow: You guys are getting paid?

Henry: Why is nana so sad?
Emma: she took one of those “Which Character Are You?” quizzes…
Henry: And...?
Regina: she got snow.

Tell me I’m wrong. 😂

If you haven’t read this please stop what you’re doing and thank me later.

[shrinkthisviolet]

More OC Incorrect Quotes

Thanks @ohsalamanders! I know you tagged me because you and I can’t stop messing around with this generator 😂 and I appreciate it!

So I’m gonna start off with some quotes from Jesse Morgan Wells, my Flash OC! She’s E1 Harrison Wells’ daughter, raised by Thawne, goes by Morgan, telepathically linked to Jesse Chambers Wells (our lovely E2 Jesse), the same age as Jesse, Tina is her godmother, and she thinks of Harry as a father figure (but thinks the feelings are unrequited):

Morgan: Mum, good news, I was able to find a healthy coping mechanism!

Tina, sighing: Is it actually vigilante stuff?

Morgan: I don’t understand

Tina: I want you to find a healthy coping mechanism. Is that what you have, or are you doing vigilante stuff?

Morgan: I have a healthy coping mechanism

Tina: You’re sure? You have a healthy coping mechanism, and you’re not doing vigilante stuff?

Morgan: That’s correct, I’ve found a healthy coping mechanism, I’m not doing vigilante stuff

Tina: Excellent! So what’s your coping mechanism?

Morgan: I’m fighting bad guys under the guise of Sentry

Tina: ...🤦‍♀️

I’ll be honest, that one isn’t from the generator, I just wanted to use a Good Place quote. But this next one is:

Morgan: Catharsis, my old archenemy.

Thawne: ...I thought I was your archenemy?

Morgan: I have a life outside of you, Dad

Morgan will get therapy...but she will be dragged there under duress by Harry and Tina 😂

Jesse: Dad, I'm sad

Harry: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay

Morgan: Dad, I'm sad

Thawne, nodding: mood

Thawne loves her, but he also has no concept of how to love her in a healthy way 🤷‍♀️ she needs therapy for a reason.

Jesse: In my defense, I was left unsupervised

Harry: Wasn't Morgan with you?

Morgan: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised

This is in Season 2, after Morgan and Jesse warm up to each other. Morgan left Star Labs after S1 for college, and only came back because of her telepathy link with Jesse. So initially, Harry thinks she’s a kindred spirit–levelheaded, rational, misjudged by the team, etc. Then he realizes (through incidents like the incorrect quote above) that Jesse’s recklessness and self-sacrificial nature is still present in Morgan, it just manifests differently 😂

One last one for them:

Jesse: Why do you have a diary?

Morgan: To keep secrets from my computer

Hey, no one ever said a telepathy link would be easy, especially when you were raised by someone who only loves you and raised you with terrible coping mechanisms 🤷‍♀️ she initially sees Jesse as pathetic for needing Harry to fight her battles for her, but nope, turns out that Jesse and Harry’s relationship, while not perfect, is actually what a good parent-child relationship is SUPPOSED to be.

Now, on to Bumi and Izumi! Again, not my OCs, but I count them by proxy because I basically expanded their characterization for my fic:

Izumi: Bumi and I don’t use pet names

Zuko: I see. Hey, what do bees make?

Izumi: Honey?

Bumi: Yes, dear?

Izumi:

Zuko: Don't ever lie to my face again

This would be shortly after they get together 😂 as for when that happens, you’ll have to wait for me to publish the fic to find out!

Katara: Zuko isn’t answering his phone.

Izumi: I’ll call.

Katara: Sokka and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Zuko: Hello?

Zuko is soft for exactly two people: Izumi and Mai. Even in canon, this is the case. No, I won’t take criticism on this.

Izumi: I’m telling you, throwing fire WORKS! Anytime I had a problem, and I threw fire, boom! Right away, I had a different problem

That’s one I created 😂 another Good Place quote, suiting our reckless Izumi

Bumi: Okay, truth or dare?

Izumi: Truth

Bumi: How many hours have you slept this week?

Izumi:

Izumi: ...Dare

Zuko: Go to bed

Izumi: I don’t like this game

There comes a point in my fic where Izumi doesn’t sleep because of nightmares and wanting to help Aang. Bumi and Zuko are determined to make sure she sleeps enough, otherwise she won’t be of help to anyone (and ofc so she’s healthy, but only the first argument lands in her sleep-deprived head)

Bumi: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Izumi: I think you mean cards

Bumi, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No, I do not

Yeah, I know Izumi would be carrying knives normally, but in my fic, it’s Bumi. Izumi wasn’t carrying her knives when she time traveled 😂 mostly so that she isn’t too OP

Izumi, talking to Bumi on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?

Bumi: You bet!

Izumi: At what temperature?

Bumi: 535.

Izumi: That's the clock.

Bumi:

Izumi:

Bumi: 536.

You can headcanon Bumi as a baker all you want, but I maintain that he’s an excellent cook, and Izumi is a good baker 😂 Bumi can, however, make a mean fruit pie though, courtesy of making it so many times with his dad

Bumi: You know, not every problem can be solved with fire

Izumi: That's why I carry a dagger

Modified this a bit because the initial prompt produced “swords,” but Izumi doesn’t carry swords

Bumi: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated

Izumi: Killed without hesitation

Bumi: ...well–

Aang: NO

Poor Aang 😂 but Izumi isn’t wrong about spiders.

Last one:

Bumi: I turned out perfectly fine!

Izumi: Bumi, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast

Bumi: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!

Bumi takes after his uncle Sokka sometimes 😂

That’s all I have for now! I’m tagging @dearestpartnerofgreatness @blackaquokat @army-of-mai-lovers @magic-is-something-we-create and anyone else who wants to do this!