Soft launch has started 😬😬. People mag is like the NYT of the tabloids. Their sources are often not as made-up as other tabloids. Anyway, like I said, the soft launch has officially started with this People drop. Next year by this time they will have been officially married.
Can’t wait for the meltdown of the antis when that finally happens 😝. Poor things are still hardcore praying they will break up or are not a real couple. We should start a Gofundme page to help their mental needs. 🙏
- "I have limited rizz, I don't know….You have to fall in love with me, really, for it to work."
- "I think someone who has beautiful charisma, not on the Dune cast but I, personally…works for me…is Mr. Tom Holland."
TOM HOLLAND 30 Questions Buzzfeed Video
ZENDAYA Buzzfeed Puppy Interview
1. Z already has had major exposure in the media for the last month for the press tour of this movie (not to mention people already had their fill of her from Dune2 press tour which was not that long ago). She was in every talk show, every YouTube video, every magazine, and even covered TWO Vogue’s. Because she was also a producer, she put herself out there a lot. She was EVERYWHERE. If I didn’t have a soft spot for TZ, I would cry “overexposure! Off with her head!”.
Neither Amy nor anyone from Z’s team needed to plant a story about TZ to get her talked about in the press or to get some Challengers tickets sold.. OK?
2. Like I said yesterday, this was a soft launch from TZ team. I feel strongly about it. Not saying the wedding is around the corner. Nope, not saying that at all. But all I am saying is it is neither as soon as some shippers think nor as far off as some other people think. My guesstimate is within the next 365 days there may be a wedding. And a soft launch from some months in advance would make the public ready for the idea of them taking the next step, so that they will take it in better decorum so to speak. They all will be “oh yeah we knew it was coming”.
3) If this was not a soft launch, trust you me the “we were not kicked out of that restaurant ffs” girl and her “she is not pregnant!” assistant and her “u talkin to me? U talking about my girl?” wannabe-toughie mama Claire would all be using either direct or indirect damage control techniques to dispel the “they are thinking about marriage” narrative that was in the People article.
In short, don’t blame the crazy drunk woman with weird hairdos for this article. This is definitely a soft launch.
Wear your seatbelts. The next 12 months may be interesting. 👍🙃