#Toof The “Walrus”

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Can we meet your Friends? Or your family? (If you have them)

"Oh! Why sure I can talk about my friends and family ain't used to important questions like this."

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"On the family side no actual people."

"But I do consider Toof the *walrus* to be my child! Granted I guess you can say all the walrus my family. I love thoes bastards, I used to consider Richard my daughter but... well after she passed away and came back to life, she's both literarily and figuratively DEAD to me."

"As for my friends? well I got at least 6 of them, I could call close friends! and I have many more but these are the ones I'd say I'm closest with and have the most history."

"Let's see there's Moth Man, though we only get to hang out a few times per year. Like mentioned in the past I paid for his top surgery so I do care for that funky moth quite a bit."

"There's Doom Slayer which is quite the fella! Usually when we hang out together I join him during one of his hunts killing demons, we play poker at least once per year. And there's also fun fishing trips where he puts a hook into my back and uses me like bait. We don't talk much but let me tell you great guy, always calls me a freak and abomination he's got a fun way of showing love like constantly trying to rip and tear me in half!"

"And of course I have plenty of fellow phone headed friends but let's start with one that's related thanks to my business!"

"Gemni The Phone Guy, ((owned by @gemnis-trash-fazbenders / @sorrowful--owl ))"

"Gemni has been pretty busy for quite awhile, so haven't had much time to actually spend with him, he opened his own Fazbender restaurant in 2020 and is housed in Australia.

He's the one who supplies me with kangaroo tails, he's an absolute goober always making necklaces out of bones which he calls *clicky clacks* due to the sound they make.

He's a sweet guy though has his own dark past, pretty sure he was one of the workers working in Abel's location... Before uh the incident yeah his mind is all scrambled poor fella I feel bad for him, he's not really able to feel much in terms of emotion but he seems genuinely happy and I hope to spend more time with him in the future!"

"Speaking of Gemni that brings me to my next friend who you all should know very well the one and only..."

"Robert The Cannibalistic Phone Guy, ((owned by @not-robert / @clownsuu ))"

"I met him back in December of 2019 it's around the time Gemni first started getting his restaurant getting set up and started sending me shipments of kangaroo tails, it was nearing Christmas so I wanted a big shipment and when it arrived the only thing in the box was a big buff cannibalistic zombie man who was drunk."

"Let me tell you he was confused as hell also very angry when he woke up, strangled me till my head popped off! Yeah Robert's a real fella just seeing me for the first time confused the hell out of him, though I don't know everything about his origins he's been around a VERY long time."

"Of course after he found out he couldn't kill me that just made him even more pissed and we had a little bit of a fight, eventually managed to calm him down and explained who I was. And ever since that day we've been buds!"

"I feed him all the meat products he could ever need and he dosen't kill my customers and also I can make him do whatever I want, like dressing up in costumes or promoting the restaurant hell it's because of him I have a karaoke bar!"

He also gave me the idea for the bowling alley, he might be an asshole but he's fun to have around. Plus if he wanted to leave he always could but he sticks around because I know he likes me to. That or I'm so cursed it just keeps drawing his attention and he can't help but see what I do next."

"Ah, and of course we have... ugh he's gonna freak out once he sees this post... the little nightmare child known only as..."

"Chuck The Fanboy ((owned by @chuck-the-fanboy / @lazy-charlie ))

"Look, I don't wanna feed into his little obsession but I guess, I will admit ... I care for the little guy. He's just a kid after all even if he's no longer alive, I might treat him like shit sometimes but thats because the kids obsessed with me no idea why honestly."

"I met him for the first time in I think 2017 and he was still alive back then, poor kid walked into my restaurant wearing ripped and torn clothes he looked like he was basically starving. I can't really remember what he looked like but I think he did have orange hair? his skin was also very pale."

"He wanted so badly to buy some food for himself, but he only had a pocket full of pennies... I don't know why but I felt bad for him so I gave him a large soda, a small pepperoni pizza and some french fries to eat... Kid looked at me like I saved his life, like I said I can't fully remember his face but let me tell you he looked so excited."

"I stayed and watched him eat and then he left... I didn't see him again untill 2020 when he walked back in one day with Robert, when he walked back into my restaurant that day... His skin was a green color, and he had one of thoes new chatter phones for a head."

"The kid had drowned in a pond that's all he remembers, he has no idea how he got his new head. All he does remember is waking up and suddenly having a duck trying to warm him up, he calls the duck queen and he treats it like his mother."

"Ever since that day when he came back, he's basically refused to leave and he's became obsessed with me, to the point he calls himself my biggest fan, kinda why he's known as **chuck the fanboy.** He's an annoying little brat and despite all the times I kick him, yell at him and such he dosen't lose any of his feelings towards me."

"He's too innocent for this cruel world, let me tell you but on the good side of things at least he can't die again, though there is something about that Queen duck that's strange it dosen't seem like a normal duck sometimes I wonder why? But yes I consider him... A friend EVEN IF IT PAINS ME TO SAY IT BECAUSE I KNOW IT WILL DRIVE HIM UP THE WALL."

"And my last friend worth mentioning has gotta be the one that matches me the most, someone who's chaotic but could never be my level of cursed."

"Bedlam The Chaos God ((owned by @weirdozjunkary ))

"My timeline and universe itself only really has one god and yes sadly it's the Christian one we also have a Satan."

"Bedlam himself is from another universe enterally full of gods for just about everything that exists, there's even an actual PARTY god there, They are a hoot let me tell you."

"But yeah how did I meet Bedlam then? well I met him back in February this year infact! He was feeling pretty bored that day and decided to check out a new universe and discovered mine by accident, once here he had heard about my existence by ease dropping on some people."

"My guess is he thought I was a chaos god like himself, and was keen on meeting me because of it. Should have seen his face when he first walked into my restaurant and layed his eyes upon me, guy was shocked to say the least!"

"He's a pretty intresting fella, he often changes voices seemingly unable to decide what voice fits him properly, I'm sure he'll find his perfect voice one day. He's basically like a living cartoon I swear when we properly got to know eachother we basically reenacted a tom and jerry episode."

"Don't even get me started on the time we robbed a bank he turned the whole place upside down, and smashed the large vault open with a massive cream pie! We didn't even keep the money we just gave it back like an hour later and we had lunch together after."

"Guy, defiantly is weirded out by me, which is surprising since well he's the god of chaos but fair enough I'm alot more cursed then I am chaotic, but we get along fairly well! Though we don't hang out all the time, I'm a little to overstimulating for him, to hang out for long periods of time."

"Let me tell you though? Despite how little time we've known eachother, he's defiantly one of the most fun people I know, he's also great taste in fashion both litearly and figuratively, don't tell him this but last time we hung out I was chewing on one of his horns while he was talking about another god in his world named Llios."

"I will admit, I have a bit of a teething issue sometimes and I like to bite things though he didn't seem to notice."

"I wonder what he's up to? I gotta see if he'd be interested in joining one of my poker games! Next one is coming up real soon, Count Dracula, Sugar Crisp Bear, Santa Claus, Moth Man are gonna be there. And we're short one member since Slender Man's busy and I can't get in contact with Eyeless Jack I think he blocked my number."

"But yes thank you for the question! Hope this answer satiates your curiosity, feel free to ask more questions about my friends, I'm sure I got more fun stories I can tell about them. I just didn't wanna drag this on for too long."

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“heard you like toof so I just wanted to see your reaction to another walrus of mine”

“this is greg he has no eyes and yet he wants to see”

“lives in the karaoke bar ... don’t uh go near him he might try and steal your eyes”

“he writes cryptic messages on the sign above himself using his mind”

greg the walrus

Oh! It's a Greg, from Charlie's I presume?

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"caught this cute photo of my babies hanging out, Grathor has adjusted well to the pizzaria and it's new walrus family."

"tis a wonderful sight."

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For you, i give you a blahaj

"WHY THE SHIT DID YOU GO TO IKEA FOR THIS?!"

"Eh, sure alright thanks I'm sure toof will like this"

insert happy seal noises here.

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Can we Name the random walrus 'johnthan' :3 pretty pretty please

"My [non-gender term here] that is a RANDOM walrus."

"You can not tell my walrus apart unless it's one of the special ones."

"Redirect Walrus, Greg, Gunny The Gun Walrus, Jacob The Leg Walrus, Techno The Walrus, Silverjack The Photonegative OWO Walrus."

"Toof the 'walrus' [acutally a seal don't tell him], Hubert Chonker."

"and... .... eh... Richard The Undead Fangirl Walrus."

"thoes are all special ones, 9 of them in total."

"your NOT going to be able to tell which out of the 18 'normal' walrus is 'Johnathan' most of my walrus besides the unique 9, all look basically the same."

"look heres one now."

the walrus waddles up and it stares up at charlie before loudly screaming then wandering off.

"See look at that, they are just a bunch of freaks, and I love them for it."

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"update, the little man gave one of my walrus a black eye, so I have released him from his test."

"he is now in my security office eating his frozen peas, he has claimed victory and is now making friends with Roomba Freddy, Grathor, and Toof."

"I shall keep him untill his owner picks him up."

Character/art made by @sonikkublue

"I found this little thing in my dumpster, I'm gonna put him into a room of walrus, and see what happens."

"Will update if he survives and if he does, I plan to give him a bowl of water with frozen peas."

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Hey Charlie, I don’t know if you’ve got this question before but have you ever lost a Friend or loved one

"..."

"..."

"...Huh... uh sorry, I... gonna have to drop the Halloween theme for this ask and the next one, honestly? didn't except... to get such important questions for Halloween, it's the spooky month after all."

Charlie snapped his fingers before taking a deep breath.

(detailed response below.)

"... Sorry, I'm really not used this... Kind of thing, to be honest serious thinking ain't my strong suit. I'm not typically a serious guy, It's not that I can't be it's... Just hard, for my brain to process."

"I'll do my best, just forgive me for well I guess just being me, I know when it's the time for jokes, sometimes I mess up though. I'll own up to that, but I'll take this and the next ask seriously."

Charlie cleared his throat.

"... I... augh I fucking hate talking about this, it's not against you, it's okay to be curious, I just... try to push it back into my mind."

"Yes, I've lost friends... hell being an eldritch horror, I'll lose ... No no now's not the time to think about that."

"I won't go into details about my friends, hmm not in this ask anyway."

"But I guess I can talk about family, I really don't have any. The original owner where my body comes from, had no one really. And lord know's the eldritch part of me, didn't have family."

"It's times like this I realize... I'm not just a bunch of junk thrown together. I'm a person... A person with his own life, even if 'Charlie' or 'Charles' on legal paper. Comes from the human part of me, I formed my own mind, separate from what made me."

"But I'm still my own person, and ... I've both made and lost family in the 50+ years I've existed as me, sorry sorry I'm doing alot of rambling. I should get onto the point."

"..."

"I lost my daughter, now now some might not consider a 'walrus' your acutal child, but Richard... She ... She... SHE MEANT ALOT TO ME."

"but Charlie you say! Richard is still around! she's just different now!"

"THAT THING IS NO LONGER MY DAUGHTER, IT'S CHANGED TOO MUCH, AND IS BASICALLY UNRECONIZABLE, NONE OF HER 'SKIN' IS EVEN HER OWN, IT HAS HER NAME, IT LOOKS VEAGUELY LIKE HER, BUT SHE DIED LONG AGO, I SHOULD FUCKING KNOW I BURIED HER, AND THE THING THAT CAME BACK IS THE FARTHEST THING FROM HER... NOTHING ABOUT THAT THING IS MY RICHARD."

"..."

"She's gone... I've uh... long since accepted that..."

"sorry, sorry I'm rambling again."

Charlie sat down and wiped some tears from his eyes.

"... one of these days, I'm gonna lose toof too... lose... all my walrus, for fuck sakes I know I can't keep techno on life support forever... I just..."

Charlie's head began to litearly spark his hands were shaking and his voice fractured and changed pitches.

"any mortal friend I have too, will die one day... I..."

"I..."

"..."

"..."

"Fuck"

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"..."

"Ha... don't uh... worry about me, I'll be um... fine, just Charlie being stupid again... once I eat some shoes I'll be right as rain again!"

"... but yeah too long didn't read, yes I've lost friends and family."

"and it dosen't get easier the more I lose."

"Simple As That."

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"I'm gonna visit bedlam maybe chuck and robert after this... I just hope bedlam dosen't mind me being quiet... I just want to make sure I never forget his face... he's immortal but still the worry is set that maybe... eh forget about it you don't need to worry about me."

"I'm just the funny cursed phone guy after all."

"but uh yeah, let me just answer that other question I got, then I'll get out of your hair and return to my Halloween colors."

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Heya Charlie, it's been a few years since I've seen ya!! I've got a new look myself, I wanted to ask how toof was doing, wonder if they ever remember me .. but I hope you're doing well ole pal! -Jack O` P.

Ps. Leaving a good supply of novelty shoes as a warming gift

Charlie began to sing a little tune.

"Well Golly!~ Well Howdy!~ how do you do today? been a little while since I've seen you so horary! your back now, so say now you must be feeling awfully lawfully pawfully mawfully currrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsed toooooooooodayyyyyyyyyyy~!"

Charlie's head proceeded to explode into a barrage of cactus needles that went everywhere, and a random man could be heard saying 'ouch my ass!'

Charlie grew his head back and leaned his hand against the wall.

"yes don't worry toof remembers you, that little 'walrus' has a very good memory! nice to see you as well, I've been stuck with the worse bunny this whole time."

Monnie: die in a hole charlie.

"You first bozo anti-sigma grindset, lmfao losssssssser."

"Anyway, yep thanks for the shoes! I'm gonna bring these all to a divorce meeting for some strangers I don't know."

"nothing's funnier then eating loudly during a serious event around people who don't know and thus hate you based on first impressions."

"you missed my 5th birthday/50th year anniversary, but it's chill."

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“got a whole pile of fishes for my boy’s Hubert and Toof they are some hungry boy’s!”

“toof is such a nice boy he makes sure Hubert eats his fill then digs in himself! he even helps the chonky boy eat!”

“what a cute baby and gentlemen little toof is!”

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Okay, thank you Mr. Charlie. *Gently pats Toof and pulls out a large bucket if expensive fish, mostly Bluefin Tuna, and place it in front of Toof*

toof just claps for a full straight 5 minutes before slowly nomming on the fish

this baby loves fish

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The Unique walrus info dump

There are 27 walrus located in Roomba Fazbenders most of them are just normal walrus. the only odd thing about these walrus is some of them appear to have live passed the life span for a normal walrus to live.

((much like the doggos found in most Fazbenders locations)) 

((their longer life span might have something todo with Charlie and his void powers))

however there are 9 unique ones in this post you will be given the information about them you need including names and designs.

about 3 of these walrus were collaborations between me and 2 other people

@lazy-charlie​ @clownsuu​ ​

now lets began. 

Name: Redirect Walrus

Gender: Male

Age: ageless (he is a god)

Info: The Walrus King rules over the walrus population of Roomba Fazbenders he is basically roomba fazbenders own verion of directdoggo/directdogman the only difference is he hates penguins, he’s a walrus, and he follows every order given to him by Charlie the restaurant owner he can also speak perfect English. 

Name: Sliverjack ((OwO walrus))

Gender: Female

Age: 30 

Info: Sliverjack is rumored to be the lustful part of Jack Kennedy’s Soul but there is no way to confirm or deny this since Mr. Kennedy had never set foot in Roomba Fazbenders himself.

Sliverjack herself seems to share similar traits to Blackjack the shadow doggo she seems to be a photo negative walrus who can’t speak proper English and trying to record and translate her voice leaves in death 99% of the time.

It appears she speaks English but in an odd way she only speaks backwards and often uses the “OWO dialectic” while speaking as well.

She can have a tangible body if she should choose to and often stays inside the Roomba Fazbender ball pit most of her intentions are completely unknown the only thing truly known about this... THING is she is sexually interested in Dr. Henry Miller “she has at one point talked about clapping his cheeks” not even Charlie knows why she has this obsession ((she also shows disinterest in the roomba Henry shockingly))

Name: Gunny the gunwalrus 

Gender: Male

Age: 20

Info: Gunny lives inside the Roomba Fazbender swimming pool he for some reason likes to uphold the pool rules to a point where he’ll kill anyone who breaks a single rule.

He fires the gun using his tusks where he gets the ammo or where he even got the gun is unknown like most of the walrus he is unable to speak besides the fact he can use a gun the most odd thing about him is how he’s not dead from the vodka he lives in and how much time he can spend under it at any given time.

he’s kinda like the life guard for the pool as well as long as you follow the rules he most likely will save your life he’s not completely sinister he’s just extremely into law and order ((his gun never needs repairs despite being submerged in vodka 24/7 it works perfectly he has been seen reloading)) 

((now we will talk about the other ones you know nothing about))

Name: Techno

Gender: Female

Age: ???

Info: A walrus trapped inside Roomba Fazbenders several arcade machines she is able to freely move around in any of the games but can’t leave she’s pretty harmless just kind of annoying when your trying to play an arcade game and have her take up your whole screen or apart of it every once and awail she’ll make random loud noises.

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((character idea and artwork made by @lazy-charlie​))

Name: Jacob  

Gender: Male

Age: 21

Info: An amputee walrus who lost his tail completely so he stole some strippers legs and Charlie attached them to him and now the walrus can walk on two legs 

He wears fishnet stockings he also for some reason is able to write down English with his mind ((after the legs were attached)) so he has a single magical wooden sign with him at all times “he’s only here because Charlie wants to see how customers react to a walrus with sexy female legs” 

((The final two unique ones were both made by @clownsuu​ design wise))

Name: Richard 

Gender: Female

Age: died at age 10

Info: A Zombie Walrus when she was alive she was a normal walrus nothing odd about her but on the 10th anniversary of her death she came back to life as a zombie walrus using the pieces of other walrus in the Walrus grave yard in the same town Roomba Fazbenders is located.

She died in 2010 January 1st and came back to life on 2020 January 1st. 

She came back to Roomba Fazbender’s but covered in stickers and even having a bow made from non decaying flesh she seems to be obsessed with a phone guy named “Robert” why she came back is unknown and why she is obsessed with Robert is also unknown. 

Unlike Sliverjack her love isn’t naughty it’s out of respect and she might see Robert as her own hero.

Name: Toof ((The Seal???))

Gender: Gender fluid ((they/them/her/him))

Age: 11

Info: A harbor seal the only actual Seal in Roomba Fazbenders they are the most kind and sweet one there willing to preform for the kids and balance anything on top of her cute little head the oddest thing about him is they seems to be extremely strong she likes cuddles and throwing customers up in the air but tries his best not to hurt anyone.

you feed them some of your food and she’ll clap and do a trick ((why something this wholesome exists in roomba fazbenders is beyond my mind)) 

Name: greg the eyeless walrus

Gender: Male

Age: ???

Info: Greg is a walrus that appeared when the karaoke room was complete Charlie was taking a small lunch break before opening it officially and discovered a walrus made it’s way inside sitting in it’s own chair next to the stage.

Greg is a mostly normal walrus but ... has no eyes rendering him completely blind he’s very much alive but doesn't move all too much Charlie just brings him scraps of food at least twice a day. 

Greg has been known to speak thru the tv screen above him but the most common thing he asks for is someone's eyes AS LONG AS YOU DO NOT GO NEAR HIM or rather don’t get in his face you should be fine. 

Ignore Greg or he will attempt to steal your eyes!

Name: Hubert Chonker

Age: 30

Gender: Male

Info: Hubert is an old seal Charlie stole midnight of July 16th 2022 he’s an old chubby seal who’s just very relaxed and he’ll eat fish directly out of your hand 

He doesn't do much but he will clap slowly if he’s happy and give you kisses if you give him a treat he does breath pretty loudly he’s one of the oldest seals in the world.

He’s Charlie's second favrite child.

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FUCK *runs and slides under the table, first checking if theres nothing under it* *shows two middle fingers from under the table to Charlie*

toof flips the table over since nothing was ontop and stared down before flipping henry down and laying on top of him 

*happy walrus noises*

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Which walrus (+harbor seal) is Charlie's favorite?

"A FAVRITE WALRUS? THATS LIKE ASKING ME TO PICK MY FAVRITE CHILD!"

"HOW DARE YOU ASK SUCH A THING!"

he was currently holding toof while whole alive fishes come out of his eyes he also had a t-shirt saying toof is the babyist baby

if you look closely in the background you could see Richard softly crying

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I want to pet Toof. I am willing to pay any price.

"you know normally you can just pet my walrus for like 5$ it's even advertised but since you said any price how's about your shoes and 1000$?"

"no going back on your word if you wanna pet the baby thats the price for you"

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Richard deserves better

#richarddidnothingwrong

warning: angst only click read more if your prepared for that

"You are completely right Richard never did anything wrong she was a good girl in life... though when you lose someone or in Richards case a pet you grieve for that lost but you keep going on because well they'd want you to"

"Richard lived a long happy life she was the only walrus I actually got from the artic I saved her as a baby from a hungry poplar bear family she was one of the most poplar things at roomba fazbenders and i cared alot for her"

"she died in 2010 I held her untill she fell asleep peacefully one last time i had a funeral and everything I accepted she was gone and let her rest in peace in 2019 I got toof not as a replacement but as a new close friend"

"now imagine your pet comes back to life 10 years after it's own death? most people would find that strange but might be happy but very much like the movie pet cemetery her personality was different she wasn't the same not completely

she was a normal walrus in life all of them mostly are but what I am trying to say is I already lost her once why should I care for something that is just a corpse of it's former self?

Robert I know can come back to life he's someone I don't need to worry about but she wasn't meant to she was meant to rest in peace after a long happy life"

He sighed softly looking away

"thats why I no longer care for her ALL MY LOVE FOR HER IS GONE AFTER HER FIRST DEATH BECAUSE SHE WAS ONLY MEANT TO HAVE ONE DEATH"

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enjoy

Charlie proceeds to open his mouth 2 times the size of his face and soon a river of water poor's out of it along with actual frogs and small fish which soon are on the ground 

some walrus come up and eat the frogs and the smol seal toof eats the fish and began to clap 

charlie’s tongue came out like a frog tongue and he grabbed the crocs and swallowed them whole 

“thanks for the food! your welcome at roomba fazbenders any time”